Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>87150829
>>87150829
You're joking, right? There is only one choice.
>>87151049
If it's not this, I aint watching
>>87151206
>tell me about jesus! why does he want your money?!
>>87150829
Looks like a young tim the toolman
of course tim allen is a dumbass christian so he probably wouldnt do it
>>87151296
Can you imagine CIA trying to imitate Osteen's wealthy southern accent? Guarantee it comes out sounding like Foghorn Leghorn
>>87151049
were drowning Houston with no survivors
>>87151466
He has a big church
>>87150829
dude looks like he's made of plastic
euthanize everyone who has given him money
>>87151049
This.
>Uhh, you don't get to bring refugees
>>87151049
This. Give him McConaughey's hair and he's perfect.