Laura Palmer Literally Did Nothing Wrong Edition
https://pastebin.com/mbWD9SK8
Meanwhile: >>87143154
>>87147671
:3
Did you try his wine yet, /tpg/?
>>87147717
what the fuck, why is the back of his head duplicated?
will bobe make it out alive?
>>87147742
Look closer. His whole body is duplicated.
:^O
>>87147768
we're all duplicated if u really thnk about it
hnngggg
>>87147742
He's been thinking a lot lately.
>>87147754
>tfw Bob-E and Janey-E end up together int he end
>>87147779
nice
>>87147789
>>87147779
73 hours, but close enough
but holy shit, it's almost here, lads. It's almost over
friendly reminder that
THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS
>yfw Cooper returned and his smile and optimism wasn't gone
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
>>87147717
>tfw you never ordered David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey have an unexpected pregnancy and him assuring her it's all going to be alright and they'll find a way to make it work
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey deciding to live together in a cozy cabin surrounded by Douglas Firs
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey raise their baby boy Richard together
>ywn see Ben pissed at first that Cooper got his young daughter pregnant but warming to the idea and giving Richard his first bicyle for his birthday
>ywn see Coop being a proud daddy while he teaches his boy about Tibet and tells him stories about his time in the FBI
>ywn see Coop take Richard, Harry, Andy and Hawk on camping trips
>ywn see Coop and Audrey encouraging their boy when he's feeling down or sad and giving him valuable advice
>ywn see Cooper beaming with joy when Richard has a fulfilling life
>>87147881
https://youtu.be/kGjUl2QbgrQ
>>87147904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5SHjEdJ87g
>>87147839
Imagine if those drapes were your balls!
Just you
and I
together
forever
in Audrey's coma dream
>>87147671
imagine the smell if you were in those woods hahahhaahaha
>>87147900
>(Pic is evil Cooper)
>Listen
I just wanted to say that I giggle every time I read these two, I'm fucking broken.
Did they fuck?
: - ) ALL.
>>87147920
>>87147920
>>87148015
They did. And it was A M A Z I N G.
>tfw can't listen to Audrey's Dance without getting spooked now
I used to listen to it whenever I was feeling like a cool classy, sophisticated lad, but now I only think about the malfunctioning mind of a broken woman and her attempts to cling to her stolen youth whenever I hear it.
Spooky.
I was suddenly overwhelmed by this sad feeling that the series is ending on Sunday. W-we're getting a season four right? We'll keep making /tpg/'s right?!
>>87148046
>yfw he shows up in the finale
>yfw his entire youtube channel was planned years in advance as an ARG for Season 4
Get ready.
>>87148015
who was the bottom? what positions did they try?
>>87148046
Season 4 is happening.
>>87147900
Keep going strong vedderman
>>87148046
It's all over and the saddest part is that we haven't even reached our full meme potential.
>>87147717
I'm in line to have my bottle signed by him now
>>87148094
Coop's obviously the bottom.
>>87147717
>you forgot to open a black granny porn tab
>>87148115
Really?
Tell him we all love him, and are hoping he wins an Emmy for his work.
>>87148102
>>87148116
why is that?
serious question; i don't understand gay hierarchies.
>>87147768
...two Kyles?
>>87148115
Ask him about pic related
>>87148122
I'm not ray wise lmao
>>87148122
>>87147837
Jesus, I forgot about that entire subplot
makes the Michael Cera scene more forgivable in hindsight
>>87148173
Harry was the man in charge in Twin Peaks.
Coop was a twink, and younger.
>>87147671
Laura Palmer was a coked up roastie who got what was coming to her.
Lynch is a beta for trying to make the audience try to care about her
>>87148115
post photo n
>>87148247
Michael Cera scene was hilarious though.
>>87148264
no one cares.
>>87148301
>tfw you will never have jacoby's style
i am a recent convert from cabernet to syrah. is kale's wine any good
>>87148122
Vedderchecked
>>87148046
>We'll keep making /tpg/'s right?
Twin Peaks isn't some flash in the pan shit like Lost.
/tv/ was chock full of Twin Peaks threads long before season 3 was even mentioned as possible, when Twin Peaks was, in David's words, "dead as a doornail"
>>87147717
>mfw I thought rose WAS red wine...
>>87148301
>>87147695
Sorry chump - looks like I nabbed your chick
>>87147794
What a wrinkled old hag
>>87148257
>>87148301
all I could think was "why the fuck is Michael Cera in Twin Peaks?"
is it about the bunny?
>>87148310
You do
>>87147900
what's the vedder prognosis after Part 16?
I don't know about you but the vedder is looking kind of cloudy
>>87148417
Put the mirror down.
>>87148366
it's made from red wine grapes
>Ray wouldn't stop calling my cell phone for weeks after... I'd get a call at two in the morning with the voice on the other end saying "How's Granny? How's Granny? How's Granny? How's Granny?".
When you rewatch the series either to prepare for the finale or reminisce of good times passed, when the weight of Margaret's death starts to hit you, I DARE you to think about anything other than Frank and that god damn fish. what the FUCK is his problem??
>>87148417
>>87148473
vedderposting at 150%. anti-vedderites B to the T to the F to the O
>>87148505
why are there people like Frank?
>>87147919
yfw that little shit Sonny Jim gets a jungle gym with spotlight
>>87147948
I gotta say it's weird imagining your balls spread so wide apart and having Kyle fondle some grapes between them.
>>87148495
that golden, but the black granny meme made it priceless
>>87148495
>when she finds the black granny folder
>>87148044
i thought i was the only one.
th-thanks lynch, i guess...
>ywn push around marilyn monroe
So if Richard got transported into the lodge when he got electrocuted, what happens when he meets his doppelganger? Since he is already evil, would his doppelganger be an awesome guy like the real Cooper?
>>87148683
>>87148749
don't you need the ring to get lodged
>>87148569
>dad, why didn't you buy me a jungle gym set? don't you love me?
>>87148749
doppelgangers haven't played a role in season 3, which leads me to believed they've been retconned into tulpas
>pretty sure I fractured my tibia
Who else /inextremepain/ here?
>>87148825
Booper is a doppelganger.
If he were a tulpa, he would have disappeared when he was shot.
>>87148785
nah, Maddy ended up there and she didn't have the ring. And I guess Leland counts as well even tho him being posessed by BOB for 40+ years probably ensured he ended up there anyway.
>>87148833
>tibia
sounds like labia lol
Is this considered manspreading?
>>87148785
I think normally you do but this whole setup didn't seem like normal electric shock, it seemed like some kind of trap to drag Mr. C back in or possibly kill him. Notice it happens at the same time that Dougie hears Gordon Cole's name on TV and electrocutes himself. Richard's body doesn't seem to burn and then disappears.
>>87148749
>>87148917
>>87148974
>...moments later
>>87149034
Who is he looking at here?
>>87148171
>>87148965
Yes
She's spreading herself for a man
>>87149052
You. He is looking directly through the camera at you. I am absolutely serious.
>>87149101
a candy colored clown they call the sandman
>>87148749
Yes. He'd be a Harvard grad who saves babies in Darfur, but cool and humble about it.
>>87149140
who was in the wrong here?
So do all the characters Kyle played this season count as one role for awards?
>>87149179
Sylvia Horne, that tightwad biotch
>>87149135
Based Stockwell.
>>87149179
Obv nana for not having the safe ready.
>>87149034
52 sraey retal
>>87149243
HellloooooooOOOOoo
>>87148569
> yfw it's a "Sunny Gym"
>>87147779
nice
>>87147798
hearty kek
and yes wtf photoshop
>>87148473
pun waifu a best
>>87149135
>>87149214
TIPTOES TO MY ROOM EVERY NIGHT
Hey, /tpg/. Mark Frost here. I thought I'd give you all a little heads up: Nadine gets her mind back in part 18. You're gonna love it.
>>87149440
>TV Guide is still being published
>>87149470
Don't tell me you've been slacking on your collection.
>>87149283
>floor pattern is different direction
AAAUUUUUHHHHH
>>87149423
>>87149519
It's the black lodge, it can do anything it wants.
>>87149243
(?????? is evil cooper)
>>87149626
vedderfag, you got btfo. piss off.
>>87147988
>23 anni o.o
>>87149519
lynch is a master of the little details.
theres no way something that obvious wasn't intentional
> i-i hope
>>87149694
He probably just likes it better this way.
I listened to that conversation between "Jeffires" and doppel Cooper from the second part and everything indicates that it's Sarah Palmer/Experiment talking with distorted, pitched down voice.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wzuo1gJcZ0
>I missed you in New York
Both the real Coop and the doppelganger one were in New York and so was The Experiment.
>Wants to be with Bob
From all the characters in this season who could be the terrible being that wants to connect with Bob? Apart from Doppelganger and the woodsmen the only one left is The Experiment.
>Speaks similarly to Grace "brutal fucking murder" Zabriskie
I'll leave that one to your ears, though.
I'm not ready to let go lads. : - (
>get in buddy, we're heading to Twin Peaks!
>>87149756
wrong
>>87149182
The 3?
>>87149771
: - ) ALL.
>DAVID!!!!!
>>87149771
Don't worry.
>>87149771
It's not the end, it's just a change, buddy.
>>87149816
I wish I could heal her.
>>87149806
Technically 5.
>Dale
>Booper
>Dougie
>Retarded Dougie
>New Dougie (not yet seen)
>>87149891
also Mr C is different from the Booper seen during interrogation. Plus Lodge Coop. So 7
>>87149816
What a train wreck. She used to be fucking gorgeous, especially with all those freckles on her tits.
>>87149771
me neither
>>87149891
also potentially
Booper + Bob
just Booper
>>87149816
>literally the average trap has a more feminine body than her
>>87149912
>Mr C is different from the Booper seen during interrogation
Hmm?
And, do you think Booper will even make it back to the lodge, or be killed and become non-existent?
Why is this the only good thread on /tv/?
>>87149891
>>87149912
"Retarded Dougie" is just Dale Cooper who temporarily has reduced mental faculties. And "Lodge Coop" is Coop in the Lodge. Kitchen Coop and Office Coop aren't separate characters.
>Mr C is different from the Booper seen during interrogation
What? "Booper" is just Reddit's name for Cooper's Doppleganger, referred to as Mr. C sometimes in-show.
>>87149930
''James was always cool'' posters nuked the fuck out
>>87149771
Good thing there's a season 4 on the way.
/tpg/ NEVER DIES
>they hate dougie so much they would have rather had cooper die in episode 2
lmao
>>87149988
Retarded Dougie is a character all by himself, even though it is actually Cooper.
Kyle even said so.
>>87149976
>>87149976
Twin Peaks is for avant garde intellectuals. GoT is for gays lol :-)
>>87149976
Because it's the only good show on TV.
>>87150006
why are you so obsessed with this website?
>>87150053
its funny
>>87150006
undreadable hi-res monitor screencap disregarded
>>87150034
It's a different role for him to play, but it's all part of one central character. He just brought great range to that character over the course of the season. He should definitely win an award.
>>87149976
because you are a biased
>>87150006
Is this from reddit...?
>>87150006
I love how he capitalizes 'My Opinion'.
>>87150047
>avant garde intellectuals
Leave and never return
>>87150006
Where is this from?
You know what I don't even want to know
Did Dopplecoop kill Diane back in the day? Or did he put some kind of darkness in her when he raped her?
Whatcha doin', /tv/?
>>87150129
sup bob want to play super metroid
>>87150114
She's stuffed under the floor boards of the sheriff's station.
>>87150114
He brought her above the convenience store. They made a copy of her and ran a train on her. Not sure in which order.
>>87150129
hey bob big fan here.
ceiling fan
>>87150098
Post your forehead and I post mine.
We'll see who's the real avanguard intellectual.
Is anyone else pissed off by the fact that Cooper is leaving Jane-e? He told Mike to make another Dougie Jones but does that mean that it'll just be the same asshole who cheated and gambled?
http://poal.me/ezv2r5
>>87150094
His logic:
>Can't criticize me then, silly /tv/oys ;))))
>>87150170
>puns
>>87150217
The original Dougie was based off of Mr C.
The new one will be based off of Cooper so he will be pure and take care of Janey and Sonny.
>>87150218
worst poll of all time
>>87150217
The tulpa will be made from Dale. It won't be an asshole like Booper's tulpa.
>>87150244
How is that possible if the seed that Mike has is the seed that came out of the original Dougie
>>87150272
Cooper gave him a piece of his hair.
>>87150272
It has Cooper's DNA this time.
>>87150233
Should've warned Maddie
Julee Cruise just spoiled the show guys
Dale Cooper is going to die
Good night
twin peaks is my favorite show and season 3 is almost impossibly good but lynch has two episode to get ray wise singing mairzy doats or he's a fucking dead man. (captcha: enter place)
>>87150244
>The original Dougie was based off of Mr C.
[citation needed]
>>87150252
whai?
Important poll.
http://poal.me/ko00rm
>>87150307
Its implied early on in s3, by Mike, that Dougie was created by Mr.C
>>87150217
I think Dale Cooper is going to go back to Janey-E and Sonny Jim.
not sure what the Coop tulpa will be for, maybe to fool Dopplecoop.
>>87150307
Who else would it be based off of
>>87150325
worst poll of all time
>>87150297
vedderfags trying to stay relevant. what, do you need a double b-t-f-o?
>>87150297
You better be lying you fuck cunt
>>87150297
I might slaughter you - don't know yet.
>>87150350
fake news
>>87147878
im gonna get the blu ray and this this shit one end to the other in hi def 5.1 and 4k
>>87150350
Nooooooooo.
This is why I don't visit these stupid fucking threads because of punk ass faggot bitcheries like you
>>87150332
>implied
>implying
>>87150395
That's fake. The real leak is the Death Grips one.
>>87150395
It's fake, don't leave us :(
>>87150342
>tfw Coop ties everything up in Twin Peaks and has Janey-e and Sonny Jim come live with him in the estate he bought 20 years ago.
>>87150307
Booper made him to protect himself from Cooper's return.
Then Booper tried to have him fucking killed multiple times.
Are you even watching this show?
I can't believe my "The Entire Mystery" blu ray set is already OOP. What is Lynch doing?
>>87150350
Dale will solve the case, quit the FBI, and go back to living as Dougie.
where can i get the most simple chronological timeline of twin peaks?
>>87150307
Citation needed? What is it with you fag nerds and your need for clarification and sources? It's plainly obvious from just paying attention to the show. Dougie was created by Mr. C to trick Cooper and fuck up the switch that was supposed to happen.
>>87150449
>Twin Peaks
>simple
>>87150449
The Library of Alexandria, named after the city, Alexandria, which was named after myself, Alexander.
>>87150449
right there *whips dick out*
>>87150457
fuck off Frost
>>87150449
1973 - Present: James is cool
>>87149694
>>87149283
the floor pattern was like this in FWWM
and if you want to be real autistic about it, in Cooper's dream, it was carpet where you could barely tell the white was white
>>87150495
Do you have anything else besides the tl;dr version?
>>87150374
Inagine being that phone bros..............
>>87150498
here's your (You) moron
>>87150522
yeah hang on *starts jerking off slowly*
>>87150506
my sister's friend has a bikini with this same exact pattern
is she a lodge dweller
>>87150572
>>87150506
I wonder if Lynch kept some of the carpet from Eraserhead and reused it for Cooper's dream?
>>87150659
nevermind, it's not as similar as I originally thought.
>>87150094
He capitalized 'In My Opinion' which is the very common acronym IMO. That means they are probably a phone poster and it auto-corrected to the full phrase (it does this on my phone, too).
i want to see her secret button! (pusy!)
>>87150724
what keyboard do you use? that sounds annoying
>>87149440
>new logo now representing flat tv screen but aspect ratio is still obsolete
heavily irked
Soon this will be all we have to look forward to.
>>87150724
oh yeah, fair enough!
>>87148264
poor quality reee bait
>>87147671
DID SHE TELL YOU THERE'S NO GOOD IN THE WORLD?
>>87150818
don't know if I can take this amount of frosting he will go all out on this shit
RIP Dale Cooper
>>87150659
oh yeah, I remember watching Eraserhead again after having watched Twin Peaks and going "oh shit, I recognize that pattern!"
he's borrowed an awful lot from Eraserhead for season 3
>>87150818
Finally something good from someone that actually appreciates Twin Peaks and respects the fans
>>87150818
I'm still mad that I read his book. It's barely relevant to the show.
Why did the actor that played Harry not return? Just wasn't interested?
Also, what happened to Dick? I just watched every episode from all 3 seasons in an epic binge watching marathon.
>>87150960
You're irrelevant, buddy.
>>87151017
Harry's actor retired from acting and didn't want to come back.
>>87151017
He lives in Hawaii as a beach bum now. Why would he want to come back?
>>87151052
:-(
>>87148046
>“It was always intended to be one season,” Nevins confirmed to Deadline at a recent Showtime party. “A lot of people are speculating but there’s been zero contemplation, zero discussions other than fans asking me about it.”
>>87151069
Because other actors came back even though they were fucking dying of cancer
>>87150466
FUCK YOU. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SPOILERS???
>>87150932
This. And it's a real value for the money too. Why does Mark Frost be the best?
>>87150572
like this?
>>87149283
The old red room scenes look a lot better IMO. I don't know if it's the change from film to digital or the lighting, but the curtains aren't as bright in the new series and I don't get the same vibe.
>>87151153
wtf that's the wrong image
>>87151117
If you live your life based on what "others" are doing you probably wont be actually happy bucko.
>>87151061
wasn't he just fucking in The Descendants?
>>87151061
This is a cover up. Trust me, Ontkean & Michael J. Anderson are 100% on the same page.
>>87150000
can't argue with those digits
>>87151335
The director was shooting on location in Hawaii and recognized him off set and asked him if he wanted a walk on cameo. I read somewhere he wore his own clothes.
>>87151335
That was back in 2011, and it was his last role before retirement.
So what's One Punch Lad's endgame?
Is this random kid introduced like 3 episodes ago gonna be the one to kill Booper?
If you could go back in time and discretely murder the person who starting the booing at the Cannes showing of FWWM, would you do it?
>>87151430
>back in 2011
the olden days
>>87151442
That never happened
>>87151433
Chekhov's guy with magic powers from the White Lodge
>>87151433
dunno if kill him, but I figure he's gonna end up protecting Naido from someone, be it doppelcoop or some other Lodge fucker
>>87151433
He's going to defeat Mr. C in arm wrestling.
>>87151442
I prefer Sheryl Lee alive, thanks.
what should i watch after twin peaks is over?
>>87151496
it was good to see Sizemore sober and working
>>87151498
>Chekov
>>87144580
>>87151198
It's the lighting, the new lodge scenes feel way too cold.
>>87151522
The X-Files
/xfg/ domination!!!!!!
>>87151594
But the X-Files revival was shit :'(
>>87151617
but it wasn't
>>87151522
Mad Men. /mmg/ anyone?
>>87151513
WHAT THE FUCK
THATS IT
SHERYL, WHERE ARE YOU SWEETIE, YOU FUCKING DEAD CUNT
>>87151522
watch the new Star Trek seriesand mock it with /trek/ for being shit. the old series are canon in the Twin Peaks universe anyway.
>>87151675
HHHNNNNGGG
>>87147671
>Starring Kyle MacLachlan
Something about seeing that on the end credits just makes me smile.
Can we just do degenerate waifu posting for a day or two?
>>87151687
David, no!
>>87151732
isn't that what we've been doing for the last three months anyway?
>>87151732
Jade is the key to all this
>>87151732
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>87151758
>>87151775
Jade give two keys
When the blu ray release for this comes out do you think there will be an option to watch them all in order with no credit breaks in between episodes? So that I can watch an 18 hour long movie.
>>87151822
I hope so, it'd be very interesting to see like that.
>>87151811
my maddy ;_;
>>87151811
Maddy was best Peaksfu
>>87151732
>Brown
DROPPED
>>87151768
I usually leave around Tuesday lol
>>87151904
>Cringe
grow up
>>87151904
how is she almost 40?
she's old enough to have watched Twin Peaks during its original run
>>87151822
One blu-ray disc couldn't store that much content though. Maybe like five episodes on one disc.
>>87148102
>CIA, I'm the FBI
Who's going to try to do all 18 episodes on Sunday?
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
So has this scene happened yet?
>Twin Peaks (2017) “When he works, David Lynch uses a megaphone. Even if there are only three people in the room. I really like that kind of commitment. He’ll have a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, and he’ll say, through the megaphone, something like, ‘I need a little more danger in her face.’ At one point, he felt the table in front of me wasn’t quite dirty enough. He was on the megaphone: ‘Can I get some Bisquick?’ Someone came right over with the Bisquick, and David started rubbing a paste of gunk over the table. The cig was still hanging out of his mouth. That was one of my favorite moments.”
How's season 3 been so far?
>>87152061
Lynch and Frost's magnum opus.
>>87152060
dubs and 119 girl returns in the finale
>>87152060
It has.
>>87152061
Good. It's too bad the vedderposters were right
>>87152104
>Frost's magnum opus
I don't doubt that for a second.
vedderposting=trancendence
>>87147768
DDOOPPPPEELLGGAANNGGEERR
1
1
9
>>87152149
So when DougieCoop- who we now know was Coop all along- didn't shut the door to Jade's jeep, was he just being an asshole? Coop didn't even try.
>>87152060
she's the druggie who lives in the house across from the one where Cooper re-entered the real world
>CIA, I'm FBI
>>87152061
hope you like Retard Coop
>>87151442
Sure, I'd take out Tarantino
>>87152108
>>87152207
Then why is she considered a "heroine" in that photo shoot? How is the druggie absentee mother the hero of this story?
>>87152248
Dr. Jacoby, I'm FBI
>>87151308
Noted, Ayn Rand
>>87152261
is that why Tim Roth and JJL are in season 3?
>>87152284
Lynch didn't want spoilers.
>>87152322
This season is all about Father/Mother-Son/Daughter relationship, or broken families in general, too many references or small plotlines about this:
>Cooper/dougie Sonny jim and janey -e broken family after episode 16
>Richard Horne growing up without a father and with a crazy mother
>Johnny Horne
>119 girl and her son
>Evil coop and Richard horne
>Sarah Palmer, or the Palmer family in general, and Sarah having the "mother " or the "experiment" inside, being at the same time as far as we know, both the mother of Bob and Laura at the same time.
>bobby being guided by his death father
And im pretty sure there are more than i cant remember right now
>>87152836
Things like food service industry and office work are way worse for certain people than getting fucked for money.
>>87152666
>666
I'd lean towards more of a ageing/mortality theme
friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that