What is the full english breakfast of film and television?
>>87142706
Simpsons, all 28 seasons.
Starts off good but then it's really shitty, and there's a lot of it
>>87142706
Scotch breakfasts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Irish breakfasts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>britbong breakfasts
Never went to Wales.
>>87142706
That'd be pretty good and healthy if it was just eggs, mushrooms and tomatos.
>>87142706
How much sodium is this?
>>87142706
I hate those baked beans.
What the fuck are those black things at the top?
would an average english bird actually make all this for you if you were dating?
>>87142790
What about beans, a very healthy source of protein.
Also, Game of Thrones.
>>87142840
Toast sandwiches.
>>87142848
Pork is haram, so no.
>>87142840
black pudding you pleb
>>87142706
Game of Thrones. Full of useless calories and filled with greasy British trash.
>>87142840
Black pudding. Fried pig blood.
>>87142706
what is the upper right?
bread?
>>87142706
it's a breakfast for two or three people, right? Cause it's shitload of food
>>87142840
>Black pudding is a type of blood sausage commonly eaten in Great Britain, Ireland and in other parts of Europe. It is generally made from pork fat or beef suet, pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal, in some recipes mixed with oat groats and sometimes even barley groats.
square sausage is best
>>87142848
Elements at least, but full fry up would be rare. English birds are sexy and wonderful.
>>87142925
fucking subhumans..
>>87142924
Nope, that's what you eat to combat a hangover. I've had many in my lifetime, all of that size.
>>87142848
birds can't cook food retard
>>87142943
>English birds are sexy and wonderful.
how can you tell? doe you have x-ray vision to see under the burka?
>>87142927
This is correct.
Square sausage and potato scone bread rolls are the best.
>>87142849
6 thousand mg? wow, salty
>>87142989
You're retarded
>>87142848
Depends on the bird but yeah probably on the weekends
>>87142806
>worrying about sodium
The human body is very efficient at regulating sodium levels. It's one of the top priorities after mean arterial pressure.
>>87142706
Austin Powers or Old Bond movies
>>87142706
I always thought that looks fucking nasty but recently i've been watching EU movies with breakfast scenes and now i'm suddenly interested in it
How do those beans taste? Never had em.
this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs
>>87142943
>Goblins are sexy
>>87143032
don't be upset, muhammad
>>87142882
>>87142904
>>87142925
What the fuck?
The Magna Carta was a mistake.
>>87142924
I'm fairly slim but I could eat that
It's alot but after a heavy nights drinking in the pub it would do you wonders the next morning
>>87143034
>excess sodium does not destroy the heart
Why do white """"" people"""""" eat greasy as fuck breakfasts in the morning? Is that why they're so fat and disgusting in general?
>>87142904
mmm great idea for next weeks dinner party! Berg and Witz are gonna love this!
>>87143092
whites are the second skinniest race in America you fucking retard
>>87143076
>literally scared of black pudding
lol what a megacuck
>>87143042
>never had baked beans
what, they are as ubiquitous globally as spam
tastes like beans in a mild ketchup sauce, DESU IMHO baked beans are just filler
>>87143042
How the fuck have you never had baked beans?
They're pretty soft and in a tomatoy sauce. Very in offensive, quite filling.
Baked beans are actual brit meme food unlike jokes like toast sandwiches
>>87142706
>eating charcoal
english cuisine everyone
>>87142788
>Scotch breakfasts
heroin?
>>87143073
>>87142989
>he calls Britain Muslim when his own country will be majority nigs and spics in 10 years
JEJ
>>87143042
Delicious. Beans mix well with everything on that plate, adding a tangy savory tomato taste.
Some, like myself, are daring enough to mix the beans and the eggs, where as others use the sausage as a sort of breakwater.
>>87142706
>Sausages? Mmm.
>Blood pudding? Great!
>Toast? I'm on board.
>Bacon? Fuck yes!
>Mushrooms? Don't mind if I do.
>Eggs? Excellent choice.
>Baked beans? ...
>...
>>87142848
>if you were dating
lol no. only if you're married. and even then only on special occasions.
>>87143076
Blood in food is a proud European tradition my American friend.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_as_food#Europe
>>87143116
>>87143120
it really isn't much of a thing outside the UK
>>87143104
HAHAHAHA t. triggered Amerifat
>>87142706
>no hash brown
>>87143104
The second skinniest race in America are fat and disgusting.
>>87143169
well im in asia and i eat it often
maybe its a british colony thing...?
>>87143136
i called england muslim, achmed.
do they not teach you to read in your london mosques?
>>87143149
trust me lad
you eat everything then use the fried bread to mop up the amalgamated sauce that was born out of all the things you love
pro tip
mix the yolk with the beans
fuck im hungry now
>>87143116
>>87143120
>>87143142
I've always avoided beans throughout my life but I kind of want to give EU breakfast a go.
t.American
>>87143142
Bakes beans are sweet, not savoury.
>>87143104
That's not saying much when America has one of the highest obesity rates in the world.
>>87143136
Black population in America is on a decrease you fucking retard
>>87143152
this, only on birthdays
>>87143108
it's literally just blood, you eat blood. that's gross.
>>87143169
You're an idiot.
>>87143249
theres nothing wrong with eating blood. Or tripe. Or intestines.
>>87143241
Whites are on an even steeper decrease. Your country will be majority non-white in your lifetime unless you do what you should've done years ago and kys.
>>87143216
Also, I don't want to turn this into a /ck/ thread but what kind of beans are those? I might make this today and I wouldn't want to get the wrong one.
>its a non-Anglos are afraid of black pudding episode
>>87143321
Just go to the store and buy a can of baked beans. That's almost certainly all those are
>>87143249
Where do you think meat comes from? Every mouthful of burger has some of the animal's blood in it.
>>87143321
whites aren't on a steeper increase, as we don't murder eachother in record numbers. and it will only become easier to become insulated as time goes on. feels good man.
>>87142706
dexter
>>87143249
Black pudding is pretty nutritious, and it tastes great.
Why do you enjoy wasting perfectly viable food?
>>87142706
What's those deceased corpse looking things up at the left?
>>87143249
dainty faggit
>>87143249
theres more in it than just blood
>>87142810
They grew on me.
Didn't like them for a long time.
Started liking clear beans, and then I started liking those baked beans as well.
>>87143391
I just can't imagine fried blood having any sort of taste
>>87143034
>trust me I went to medical school
Ok, anonymous.
>>87143436
read the thread you daft cunt
>>87142706
Full English, James?
>>87142788
>Uses the word "Scotch" in place of "Scottish"
>Doesn't know that Scotland is in Great Britain
100% you're an American.
>>87143472
It's umami as fuck.
>>87143462
well it's still bloody haram
>>87143249
Many countries in Europe have their own blood sausage, you fucking dumb nigger.
>>87143249
fookin yank fairy
>mfw brits called moldy churros stuffed with dried blood in it "food"
>>87143202
How's Malaysia senpai?
What is the Yorkshire Pudding of film and television?
>>87143613
Stranger Things
>>87143249
im drinking blood now softcunt
>>87143343
Heinz baked beans are the best, also try Heinz spaghetti hoops.
>>87143696
your imam will surely declare you a vampire and have you swiftly executed
>>87143516
BRITISH POWER RANKINGS
1. Scotch
2. Irish
3. Welsh
4. North Irish
5. Cornish
6. Britbong
>>87143613
Adventure Time
>>87143209
I'd rather be muslim than a scot
>>87143216
>EU breakfast a go.
Nobody outside UK would eat that horrible contraption.
>>87143613
hot fuzz
>>87143785
>Bacon and Sausage, with pigs blood pudding
Yeah you'd never see a 'eruopean'muslimeat this.
>>87143776
>I'd rather be muslim
you already are, englander
>>87143759
are there even people in Cornwall apart from Londoners in their holiday homes
>>87143776
t. Ahmed Ali Mohammad Bakar
>>87143249
It's based on traditional recipes that were made by the poor when supplies were scarce. It's kind of like all those civil war dishes that are literally just base ingredients of fucking ash.
>>87143076
Its okay, I'm British and I can't stand black pudding or white pudding
>>87143953
paki, perchance?
wake up the right way, cucks
>>87143879
Yes, kid.
>>87142790
Beans rather than eggs
>>87142806
About half a hungry man dinner
>>87142788
This. Can't beat a Scotch 'Breakie', as the call it. That cows' blood patty was the shit.
Do brits really eat lunch for breakfast?
>>87142788
>Scotch breakfasts
SCOTLAN FUREVER
>>87143129
It's basically the same thing except they have those burger-shaped sausages like Americans, a potato pancake and sometimes haggis too. Nasty.
>>87143073
All the meat in a full English comes from a pig, dipshit.
>>87144163
>All the meat in a full English comes from a pig, dipshit.
and all the sperm inside english females comes from muslims
>>87144136
no idiot you just have a crap steak pie with a weird shape for lunch because you spend 90% of the day in a coal mine
Apocalypse Now Director's Cut. Overindulgence ruins even the best of things.
>>87144199
xD well played sir, upboated, you win an internets *holds up spork* btw when does narhwal bacon??
Ive found that in the USA, pork and beans are closer to British baked beans than what we call baked beans.
R these like bushes canned beans or what
>>87144162
Glorious. Cheeky Irn Bru for proof anaw. Only country in the world to not have Coca Cola as #1 drink. Makes you proud.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/metro.co.uk/2017/08/18/scotland-might-be-the-only-country-in-the-world-where-their-favourite-drink-isnt-coke-6861543/amp/
>>87144097
Black pudding is not Scottish
>>87144163
>square sausage
>potato scones
>haggis
The top 3 reasons why the scotch>>>>>>>>>>bongs.
>>87144331
feels good not being a slave to the cola jew
>>87143990
what do you do all day apart from fuck your sisters?
>>87144136
Had it for breakfast the last two mornings pal with a lovely cuppa T
>>87142706
>>87142904
>>87143613
>>87143600
>>87143986
wtf is this shit?
nothing beats bacon eggs hashbrowns and toast
>>87144340
They make the best black pudding in the world though so really it is Scottish.
>>87144399
Replace the ham with corned beef hash and you've got my favorite diner dish.
>>87142706
That's a brit breakfast for yank rednecks.
>>87144340
It is, kid.
>>87144354
Tattie scones = Breakfast food of God. God eats tattie scones for breakfast.
3 strips of bacon
3 eggs, medium
1 pot of coffee
every day
>ignoring reports
Good to know
It'll add more proof to you being arrested
>>87144340
you're wrong this time, kiddo. full '''english'''
>>87143472
I avoided it for a long time on a similar principle, but it't actually genuinely tasty.
>>87144340
t. average pig-ignorant english """""""person"""
>>87144399
>nothing beats bacon eggs hashbrowns and toast
How about bacon eggs hashbrowns and pancakes/waffles?
>>87143613
Damn, this looks good, is it salty or sweet?
>>87144374
>tennant's
>there are posters in this thread who have never tried tennant's
>>87143076
Yanky Doodle Dandy can't stand Black Pudding, but still eats hotdogs even though there mostly pig anus and pigeon.
>>87142788
England =/= Britain
When will you Americans learn this?
>>87144775
both
now imagine that with gravy poured in the middle
Never faggot because it's correct
>>87144813
when it matters to us, ie never
>>87142706
From an outsider perspective, englishman can go fuck themselves
Godspeed scots and irishs
>>87144813
bongs are english kiddo
>>87142788
We all have the same cooked breakfasts with slight differences. It just depends on the cook
>>87144374
AHM GOING DOON TO FOOKING TEHSCOES LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>87144845
meant for
>>87144813
>>87144866
>>87144864
Scotch are best though.
>>87144897
fucking savage. how do they get away with it?
>>87144897
>>87144863
No, English are bongs
>That one Muslim in this thread that identifies as scottish and gives (You)s to everyone
o i am laffin
>>87144938
engpakis fear their white Scottish masters.
>>87144855
> fant4stic
> same list as big guy
>>87144897
Frankie Boyle isn't really Scottish though is he
someone please photoshop this so that it's a square sausage bashing in a link sausage. (square sausage and small horse is scotland)
can any of you limey fucks describe to me what black pudding taste like
>>87144938
Boyle's gimmick is insensitive jokes in a funny accent. He's kind of like Carr if you removed any kind of versatility.
how can anyone eat in the morning
i'm so full of anxiety i can't eat until at least noon
>>87145055fantastic FOUR (1994)
i now pronounce YOU chuck and Larry
fantastic FOUR (2005)
YOU don't mess with the zohan
fantastic FOUR: rise of the silver surfer
now YOU see me
fantFOURstic
car 54, where are YOU?
>>87145122
just go buy some
its like a sweet sausage
>>87145119
Was this moment the inspiration for Robert bashing in Rhaegar at Ruby Ford?
Robert The Bruce v Humphrey de Faggot
>>87145122
It's like sage and onion stuffing except meaty.
>>87145122
wee bit spicy
>>87145203
It is nothing like sage and onion stuffing.
>>87142960
>>87143076
What's the problem with pork blood? Are you a terrorist?
>>87143042
they have baked beans literally everywhere, US included
>>87143602
could be HK
>>87145261
You've either been eating shit black pudding or shit stuffing then.
>>87142706
Dont be fooled by this pic. British food is truly putrid
>Popping into Greggs for a cheeky sausage roll
>or 4
>>87145321
black pudding does not taste of sage or onions you absolute mong
>>87145331
>sausage roll
>not the bacon/cheese things
>>87145383
>bacon
H A R A M
Claiming the perfect waifu
>>87145382
Black pudding contains sage and onion and you can taste them, it's not my fault your palate is shot.
>>87143034
But not so efficient that it doesn't at least temporarily increase your blood pressure
>>87144750
nope, pancakes+sausage only
>>87143076
yuropeons are so poor they have to eat blood
>>87145487
Why would you lie on the internet like this?
What do you gain from acting retarded?
>>87143042
texture of beans is absolutely horrible
>>87145533
It tastes good you faggot.
Obviously its gotta be this. Believe the hype quotes, it really is as good as Scarface : ^)
>>87145533
Zoz
>>87145487
You've literally never had black pudding. How sad!
>>87145523
disgusting when Americans mix sugary sweet food like waffles & pancakes with meat
>>87145595
Last reply you get because you're obviously a troll but you're trying to trick other people in the thread so this is for their benefit:
>Black pudding is a blend of onions, pork fat, oatmeal, flavourings - and blood (usually from a pig)
Sage is one of those flavourings if you want to make a decent black pudding.
>>87142788
>>87142706
A full America breakfast is better
>Bacon
>Sausage
>Eggs
>Hashbrowns
>Pancakes
>Some form of hot cereal
>Doughnut
>Fruit bowl
finicky eaters should die, preferably from starvation
>>87145269
Looks like a cirrhosis turd.
>>87145533
if you aren't able to eat and enjoy pig blood you're only half a man and most likely not even white
>>87145769
>Full american
>Big mac
>Large fries
>Extra Large coke
>four hasbrowns
>full stack of pancakes
>2 bowls of sugary cereal
ftfy
>>87145122
Who is that.
>>87145769
>>amerifat breakfast
>>Fruit bowl
lol don't fucking lie
>>87145752
There is no sage in black pudding, kid.
Now please, kys.
>>87145722
>he's never tried a luther burger before
can you even consider yourself a man, faggot?
>>87145769
That's pretty much the same thing but replacing all healthy foods with pastry and loads of sugar.
>Beans eggs and tomatoes for breakfast
Not that that sounds awful at all but God Brits are fucking weird
>>87145769
>America breakfast
>fruit bowl
>>87145722
dude that looks 1000x better than these nasty Eurotrash breakfasts
>>87142706
what does that black pudding actually taste like?
>>87145722
OBSESSED
>>87145837
>implying that french petit-déjeuner isn't superior
>>87145952
Sorry pal, I don't speak faggot.
>>87145952
Anorexia general
>>87145925
>>87145903
>>87145887
>>87145837
>gay boi euro cucks afraid of pancakes
>>87145769
this guy knows
>>87145952
>Faggot feast
>>87145922
>Eggs for breakfast
>Weird
beta dyel Frenchie detected
>>87145769
>no ham
>no toast with strawberry jam
What is the Japanese schoolgirl breakfast of film?
>>87143120
I thought beans were a mexican Nice to know brits are beaners too
>>87145938
>dude that looks 1000x better than these nasty Eurotrash breakfasts
Europeans, who invented waffles & pancakes, eat them with cream, ice cream, sweet syrup, fruit, sugar etc
Not nasty greasy meat
Americans are so fat they can't wait for the pancakes, just throw it all on the same plate, forget vegetables
>>87143136
Better spics and niggers than a bunch of mudslimes running people over with there vans
>>87142706
So a full english breakfast is like a normal egg breakfast where they add a bunch of gross shit like beans and mushrooms? No thanks.
>>87146088
Bacon>>>>Ham
>>87145722
sausage is king with a little bit of syrup on it, dumb faggot
>>87144792
2-0 faggot
>>87145952
>Flowery faggot cakes for brekie
>No protein
Surrender fuel right there
>>87143344
Bloody Saxons
>>87142904
Black pudding is probably one of my favourite foods. That and haggis.
They're fucking delicious.
>>87142790
It's actually very healthy as long as you do a good amount of exercise
Full English is basically hangover food.
Or if you're going to have a really busy day.
>>87144452
What would you recommend for us mexican Americans
Why do EUers love eating working and domestic animals?
Fucking subhuman practice imho
>>87144399
>American "bacon"
>>87145191
God's i was strong
Yum.
>>87146531
>tasteless sludge with a weird feeling in your mouth
No thanks
>>87145722
It actually works quite well. I prefer bacon as it's a bit saltier to contrast with the sweetness of the syrup.
>>87145650
So because it has pork they wont get into heaven?
>>87145945
blood and farts
>>87142706
capeshit
Not good for you but very satisfying
>>87146531
Grits is the nigger of breakfast food. Only people who enjoy it are just saying that to disgust other people.
>>87146223
>eggs aren't protein
>>87142706
unironically Game of Thrones
t. Eggon Toastgaryen
>>87146223
this and this again. beta food for
beta people.
>>87144813
England is the only relevant part of Britain.
>>87146658
>capeshit is satisfying
>>87145650
What the fuck? Black pudding is the very lifeblood of a pig, didn't the idiots who bought it realise that?
>>87146671
>Doesn't like grits
FaggotI prefer cream of wheat tho
>>87142706
The Big Lebowski
>>87144375
fuck our cousins
>>87146671
I like mine with a bit of cheese in it to give it some of sharpness.
>>87146160
Aren't "belgian" waffles tourist traps. I always hear that they don't actually eat those.
Chicken fried steak is god tier
>>87146877
This is a breakfast?
>>87146907
Americans have the freedom to eat whatever we want, when we want
>>87143069
holy shit kek
>>87146869
right, also swiss people actually don't eat cheese because all of the swiss cheese is reserved to rip-off foreigners
>>87146877
Why is it covered with horse jizz?
>>87146907
Mostly for dinner but it can work for breakfast with eggs, biscuits with cream gravy is also godly.
>>87147007
That doesn't mean you should
>>87147007
eat a human then
>>87147051
It's gravy.
>>87142924
If you even lift it's literally the best breakfast on earth.
>>87147051
Americans must have lost the recipe for gravy or something because that's what they think it looks like.
>>87147093
Your moms asshole will suffice
>>87147077
>Faggot
>>87146377
Exercise is healthy. An english breakfast isn't.
>>87147051
That's what passes for gravy in Burgerstan.
>>87147125
No it isn't
>>87147123
>It's gravy
>>87147123
>>87147146
What? Really? Gravy is a thick, silky chocolatey brown thing that tastes like concentrated meat.
>>87147170
Yes it is, pancake-boy.
>>87147273
I'm Irish. A full English is not a healthy breakfast
>>87147146
>>87147164
>>87147226
>>87147250
>yuropoors don't know what cream gravy is
Man you guys are missing out
>>87147125
maybe if you lift 20 beers the night before
What is the 2 eggs with a piece of cheese on bread of cinema?
>>87147295
Don't you have oats to roll, Paddy?
>>87147348
I would advise you incorporate some oats into your breakfast, anon.
This is how a breakfast should look like.
>>87143249
Its mentioned in the Iliad. Literally kino food. Even comments on how delicious it was and how it was the men's favourite
Yanks can't eat anything that doesn't have high fructose corn syrup in
>>87147587
Unless it's chocolate. Somehow something that should be sweet by design tastes like chalky ass-scrapings in the US.
>>87145414
wtf you think is in a sausage roll you spanner
>276 posts
Lord of the Rings not mentioned once.
>>87147496
austrian ski resort/10
would take extras back to room for mid ski snack break
>>87145809
blood is peasant food. Americans are kings and gods, so ofcourse we don't eat peasant food.
>>87147250
It's country gravy. Made with meat scraps/fat, flour and milk. Great with biscuits.
There is a new youtube channel, it's actually pretty good considering. You guys should check out this video
https://youtu.be/3FpISu2q1KM
>>87146075
I meant the beans and diced tomatoes obviously
>>87147496
>Mmm, baked to perfection!
>he;s never had rato frito for breakfast and sopa de macaco for lunch
>>87147704
That's exactly what it reminded me of too
>>87147666
>mfw nobody packed for second fucking breakfast
Why are humans such plebs?
>>87147641
Yank chocolate is garbage because chocolate factories hire people like Jeffrey Dahmer to make said chocolate
Enjoy your """""chocolate"""""
>>87147496
I'm hung over as fuck and would kill for some orange juice.
>>87147722
>you're not able to get a bun with raw pork in the land of kings and gods because of their poor standards
>>87145952
food for fags
>>87147887
why the fuck would anyone eat that? the cold fucking consistency and texture would make me gag.