ITT: Post your cinema pet peeves >concession stand runs out

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>ice machine is empty
>let the concession stand freeze my beverage during the movie
>after the movie the beverage is still warm

>>87140429
>after the movie

So you don't check during the shower intermission? Your fault then.

>>87140583
I don't have time because I use the gym after shower intermission.

>>87140382
>they don't sell sugar butter sticks
>people barely say anything in the talking sections
>the Star Wars theater is filled with hipsters
>all the scooters are rented out or broken so now I have to waddle to my seat

>>87140382
>switch penis inspection day to Tuesday from Friday without announcement
>couples and single males over 6' exempted
COME ON

>>87140382
>won't serve more than a double of bourbon at a time
>double costs as much as pint from liquor store

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>kinoplex shooter purposefully avoids shooting you because he found out you have a death wish

>the oxegen chambers are down for repairs

>Somebody stole the poop scissors again.

I should start bringing my own.

>someone's dirty kids are playing in the orange soda fountain

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>manlets escape from designated manlet cinema and scare my cat away

>theatre's maid cafe is closed

WTF, I hate movies now

>>87143190
>having a dirty thing that will sleep where it shits and pisses then will sleep on your counter and table
They did you a favor

>chad's cinema falcon kills yours in front of stacy to impress her
>He gets to fuck her after tyrone
end my life

>>87143680
Go back to rebbit, subhuman dogpounder.

>Derpty, derpty, durrrr!
>Murpty murpty, memes!

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>fetish dungeon runs out of diapers

>Robert is on paternity leave visiting my wife's son
>the guy filling in at the popped corn dispensary is slow and bad at his job
>end up missing the coke ads before the movie and get shipped off to Coca Cola reeducation camp

I just wanted to see Hotel Transylvania 2. Come back Robert, we need you.

>girl you're dating didn't wear a skirt so you can't fingerbang her

>>87141383
>He doesn't sneak his hip flask in
Christ almighty get a grip.