Now that the dust has settled, was it kino?

No.

Nope.

Negative

Nah. And don't be fooled by anybody saying it was better than 4. It wasn't

>ghost sharks

Doesn't get more kino than that.

>>87135702

ghost sharks > no ghost sharks

>>87136094
Ok every shitty meme internet "journalist" website 3 months ok
>umm the new pirates movie has GHOST SHARKS and 5 reasons we think that's TOTALLY KILLER!

>>87136160
Ago*

It was a piece of shit, nice to know it flopped

>>87135500
Don't know, didn't watch this crap

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> "if I kill the boy, the witch hangs. Two for the price of one!"
David wenham was a delight

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how do you fuck a movie up with already established characters played by Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush, plus Javier fucking Bardem on top? also beautiful Kaya.

>>87135500
Yo, hold the fuck up, when the hell did this release?
>May
What the fuuck

>>87136333
It was THAT forgettable. This is coming from a gigantic PoTC faggot, it was a humongous, disgusting, boring, disappointment

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Wait when the fuck did this come out? I never saw any ads for it

>>87135500
WEB-DL when?

>>87136294
Johnny Depp is 100% finished

Amber Heard destroyed him

>>87135500
yes

No Keira Knightley? No thanks

>>87136551
>hype up the return of Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightley
>Bloom is on screen for 2 minutes
>Knightley is in for 45 seconds with no spoken lines
Biggest bait and switch since Kangaroo Jack

CAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTAAAAIIINNN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>87135500
ultimate waifu was the only good part

>>87136619
>mfw I find out she's my age almost to the exact day
>my autistic ass thinks that means I have some kind of chance with her
>she's already a mommy with a 1 year old
>get sad

>>87136678
she has a white child before she's 30, why would that make you sad

>>87136619
was that age appropriate

>>87136714
Because it isn't mine

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>>87136825
fair enough

>>87136887
She needs to have 3 more ASAP. And then in 18 years I'll have a chance to breed with her children

>>87136094
Ghost sharks?!? Awsome!!!
Hey dude, y'know what'd be even more epic?
GHOST DINOSAURS!!!11 XD

>>87137057
hehhhehehhe GHOST PIRATES VS GHOST NINJAS ROFLWAFFLES XDDD

>>87137093
*holds up spork* what is going on in this thread O_o

>>87137186
*licks paw* memes!

>>87137224
*glomps you* :domo::domo::domo:

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>>87136619
>>87136887
is it worth watching just for her?

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>>87137297
no, because it's kind of demeaning to watch her be subjugated to that absolute shitfest of a movie

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>>87136887
Fixed

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>>87135500
>was interested in watching it
>I spoil shit for myself before wasting money to see if its worth the trip
>they kill off fucking barbossa the only good character left after Elizabeth was removed from the franchise
I'm going to give it a worthless piece of shit rating.

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DJACKU SHPARRO

>>87136678
i was the same with christina ricci. i feel ya.

1>2>5>3>4

>>87137769
Wow that is awful looking.

>>87135500
Only the first film was good, second a third were just meh though.

>>87137297
She wears a dress that pushes her cleavage together and up the entire time

>>87136411
2nd what this guy said. And there was a time i wanted depp inside me.

They still make these fucking movies?

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I liked it

>>87135500
I forgot that this movie exists maybe 2 days after seeing it. Thanks for reminding me.