*BREATHES IN*

*BREATHS OUT*

*BREATHE IN*

>>87135298
I refuse to believe this is real

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I am sure it will sell great.

>trump inspired villain
>multi cultural cast of heroes

Star Wars has become a complete farce

Why is his room made of generic scrap metal? I thought Snoke was supposed to be ostentatiously rich and luxurious? Why's his royal guard made of cheap plastic btw? You can still have them be red while looking like they aren't comic con cosplayers. Disney is so fucking lazy.

>>87135298
Goldmember?

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pfft AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a trainwreck.

>this is all they could come up with to have Andy Serkis play in these movies

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>>87135298
He's a FUCKING Blumpf supremacist!!!

>>87135298
>>87135318
Why is he wearing a Schwartz-ring on his left hand? Did the Star Wars and Spaceballs universes merge?

jesus christ this is so anti climactic

>>87135298
>>87135310
>>87135365
*GUITAR VROOM*

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ay nigga dem yeezys is FRESH

>>87135585
TIED TO A WHEEL FINGERS GOT TO FEEL

>>87135298
>the ones beneath me recognize the gold bottoms I wear

>>87135298
I LOVE GOLD

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>>87135763
This looks like a shitty version of the gorilla robot from zoids

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>Implying you wouldn't wanna dress up as him for Halloween

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>>87135919
Actually come to think of it, wear a white bathrobe underneath because he definitely isn't wearing a church choir outfit on second thoughts

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>>87135475
>bb 9e

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I bet he literally dies in a fucking chair due to Ray girl powering him too hard

>>87136027

It's new and original

I hope you buy the exclusive toys

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>>87135475
FUCK SO FINN DOESN'T USE A LIGHTSABER AGAIN AND ALL HE IS IS A BORING GENERAL OR SOME SHIT??

I remember Boyega said he was doing sword training so I hope he does use lightsaber again.

No way am I paying to watch the bitch be the only good guy who uses a lightsaber (because Luke is shown to just be holding a stick)

>>87135816

when will lanklets learn?

>>87136056
>end battle
>Snoke flies around the room as Rey begins to force choke him after her training with Luke and manages to kill him because of how strong she has become
If this fucking happens...

>>87135475
Will the viet chick's toys sell?

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>>87135298
M-master?

>>87135816
>the green lightsabre
Good. Good.

>>87135515
What? No way.

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>>87135858

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>>87136068
nigga you don't have to make new vehicles if u want more money. Just put the same vehicle in a new box. How many times they have released a Vader figure and all have bought it

>>87136215
Is that a lightsaber he is holding? Haven't seen Goldmember in ages and I don't remember a Star Wars joke apart from the I am your father in the second movie

>>87136224
The only vader you need is the one with the removable helmet

>>87136175
The map, Rey.

Post yfw this garbage makes one BILLION dollars.

This can't be real

>>87136273
It's his dick

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>>87136275
This one? Looks really cool. Don't think they have released it in 1/6 scale.

Best 3 inch Vader is the Empire Strikes Back one because whatever they used for his suit, it is really shiny plastic and looks the best

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>>87136283
It can't be helped

>>87136273
Not sure. Now I'm going to have to track down that scene. Are we sure it isn't the bong and a blintz bit?

>>87136167
>believe in YOURSELF and the force will help you Ray

There is no bottom of hell

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So it turns out Snoke's dark robe was gold this entire time. Is this meant to shock us?

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>>87136283

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You can see some of the patterns on his robe here.

Why would an evil mastermind wear something with beautiful patterns like this?

>>87136371
ITS A BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS.
You could spend fifty five thousand dollars every single day for the next 50 years.
And it's for a movie that will make iron man 3 look like the fucking pinnacle of film.

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>>87136480

>>87136480
After years of cool sith designs this is the big bad in a new trilogy

KYLO CAN I PAINT HIS WEE-WEE GOLD? IT'S KIND OF MY THING

>>87135365
*BRAAAAP OUT*

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how do you go from this.....

>>87135475
>Porgs

so in a way TLJ will be both Empire and Return

>>87135298
Why does the supreme leader look like an old white man? I mean it couldn't be someone that looks like General Grievous or Darth Maul.

It looks like an elderly white man

>>87135860
Surprised Michael Bay hasn't turned his hand to this

>>87136651
"I swear to Christ if the Johnson's let their dog shit on my yard again..."

>>87136273
His winky is a key

Schmoke and a pancake?

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>>87136275
>tfw getting this back in the day

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Post superior sith

>>87137483
>That head sculpt
Holy shit.

>>87137124
Why did they give him fucking gold robes instead of something black?

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>>87135475
Mr. Ren, I'm S.I.T.H.

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>>87135298

>>87137570
>literally just an evil version of a ripoff of R2-D2
Fuck Disney seriously

>>87137535
Because he is a greedy, rich man. And the robe is to make you think of 45s toupee.

>>87137593
>the bad one is black
>the good one is white

Huh, what ever did they mean by this?

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>>87137593
App-controlled R2-D2 and BB-9E: Sphero's Star Wars droid line rolls out the old and the new

>>87137493

literally any


what the FUCK is the point of snoke he is so shit


this movie will be shit im just wondering in what myriad of ways its going to disappoint me

>>87135298
Still can't believe the biggest asshole in the Star Wars universe is named Snoke, that is some retarded Polish nursing home tier shit.

>>87137493
Nihilus was equally as cool, same with revan

>>87137805
More like Snore.
Best part is there is literally no reason they couldn't have just had him be played by a really tall actor with makeup instead of being a full CGI catastrophe.

>>87137493
In fact kotor just has superior characters all round

>>87136183
Memes aside why has Luke's lightsaber been hidden from all the marketing?

>>87137877
I simply would have preferred a name that wasn't reminiscent of some Lithuanian off-brand enema device.

>>87136442
>>>87137483
>People only have one set of clothes

>>87137966
The writer for TFA wrote Lost so I doubt even he knows

>>87137966
have no idea but probably because he won't use it until the final episode

>>87138030
Snoke apparently does

>>87135475
That's all the characters?
This is going to be boring

>>87138163
no, phasma is missing and we know she's back

>>87137966
Because it's actually red and he's evil. Duh.

>>87137079
That explains why Colin Trevorow couldn't make a script, There's not much left from the OT they can copy from. If they already confront Snoke in this movie it's like the end of ROTJ. They're gonna reboot again in episode 9.

but who is Snoke? is he more powerful than the Emperor? was he the Emperors master? who the fuck is he? where was he during episodes 1 - 6??

>>87137535
Because then everyone would realize how much theyre ripping off sheev

>>87137570
If the First Order's stuff is black now, why are their stromtroopers white?

>>87137877
I just thought about it now, but the interaction between Snoke and the good ideas might be for some hilarious scene. This will be like the worst of capeshit.

>>87138512
>where was he during episodes 1 - 6??
In line at the galactic DMV

what a literal shitshow

dark empire was better

>>87138512
we don't know but he says he "saw" the rise and fall of the empire, I've read online some faggots speculating he'll be something like an old empire general, like some characters created in the expanded universe... thrawn or Gallius Rax maybe,

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>>87135475
>BB-9E
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHA

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I loooove GOOOOOOOOOOOLD

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>>87137027
>this throne

They're gonna steal absolutely everything, aren't they?

>>87136211
You know what?
I don't even want this wookie.

>>87135298

GOLDEN BATHROBE NIGGAS

>>87135420
>I thought Snoke was supposed to be ostentatiously rich and luxurious
Why?

>>87139757
turbolifts

>>87135515
>>87135602
When did LEGO do an Austin Powers Goldmember series?

>>87135318
Imagine getting a BJ of those sweet, sweet lips.

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>>87139761
hmmm

>>87135919
>>87135978
Is he the comfiest villain in film history?

>>87135919
>villain is an NBA star with vitiligo

>>87135298
Disney is so cheap they didn't get him articulated knees. Now he looks like a fool sitting on his throne with straight legs. LOL

>>87135367
why do people buy this shit

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It literally doesn't matter what we think. This is still going to make $1.5 billion at the box office and numales/children will still eat it up. I don't like it as much as the next guy, but its the truth.

>>87135367
Space Balls villain Supreme Pizza Snoke

>>87142433
If it only makes $1 billion, I'll take that as a victory.