ALAN

>>87135079
ALAN

>>87135079
ALAN

ALAN

LALAN

ALLEN

>>87135079
>>87135162
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>>87135252
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LMAO

ALLAH

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>>87135079
NO THIS IS PATRICK

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>>87135280
GET OUT

>>87135448
*satellite phones rings like the crocodile's clock from Peter Pan*

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you walk into a forest and this guy moves your gfs muscles

what do you do?

>>87135477
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>87135600
>has a giant ass delicious carcass right before him
>chases after the scrawny humans anyways
What did Rex Jr. mean by this?

>>87135682
He wanted to discuss tax policy.

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>>87135280
>>87135162
>>87135169
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>>87135252

>>87135583
DINO KINO

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>Jurassic Park 3
>three claw marks in the beginning intro

MADMEN

>>87135935
>foreshadowing Spino

ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>>87135682
Same as Mr Shark in The Shallows.

>>87135807
Amazing

>>87135935
>when you're trying to make your film look as much like a made-for-tv movie as possible

thaTS IT, ive HAD IT with these HOT OPINIONS and RAUNCHy posts
I am officially rewiring my brain as to accept the third movie as the BEST, thats right I said it, the BEST movie, of the triology (lmao notice how I said triology lol)
Mb I'll make a discord for fellow patricians

But seriously, what would you do if you were in this situation?

>>87136192
Shoot it and throw it out of the plane.

>>87136243
But the plane would have already crashed by then.

>>87136360
That would be extremely painful

>>87135477
>Walk in
>See this
wat do

>>87135728
What is the tax policy on Isla Sorna? Hopefully it's a progressive tax that gets higher on larger dinosaurs, otherwise it's just not fair.

>>87136388
You're a big guy.

>>87136192

Give it one of my tendies.

>>87136501
For you.

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>>87135807
>OMEGA KEK

mAAAAAAAN...I'm dying

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ALLEN

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>If I pull that off would you die?
>It would be extremely stinky
>You're a big turd
>For you

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No Allen

>>87138625
>the one time we get a Ceratosaurus in this series and it's during a shit scene

>>87135079
That Raptor Jump scare really got me the first time, not in this scene but in the destroyed lab

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Let's see Paul ALAN's egg

>>87138747
do you think that raptors gets embrassed when they poos out eggs
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

>>87138939
and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of a raptor pooing an egg while he looks nervous or embrassed
I just want to see it for a few laughs haha

>>87138713
As lame as 3 was the raptor scenes were fucking great, probably the best raptor designs of the series.
It's a shame they regressed so badly in Jurassic World.

>>87138979
another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

>>87138939
>>87138979
>>87139016
>this is exactly what a self conscious teenage raptor would say

>>87139171
Fuck off, homo-sapien.

>>87135079
The absolute state of /tv/ right now.

>>87135935
>Spinosaurus had 3 claws
>Jurassic Park III is a sequel to The Lost World
>The Lost World is the second sequel to Jurassic Park
Was it ahead of it's time?

>>87138320
underrated

>>87136416
Get out...?