>Hey you know that video game adaptation of that novel adaptation

>>87128793
If it gets the budget it could be a comfy as fuck show about hunting monsters. Could also have a lot of tits if they go unrated.

I imagine it will be absolutely shit, but I guess we will see.

>>87128843
>If it gets the budget it could be a comfy as fuck show about hunting monsters.
Unless it's actually a cartoon there's no way it'd have the budget. Also if it's based on the books there won't be much hunting monsters.

>>87128869
>if it's based on the books there won't be much monster hunting
I think an interesting development would be to give it an x files monster of the week format. It could help develop the world of the witcher by having him take a contract each episode.

you forgot
>lets fill it with black people

>>87129687
I wouldn't mind that but think monster of the week type shows would absolutely tank with normies

>>87128793
>Netflix
Oh, its shit.

>>87128793
Please no
The games were cringe worthy enough

>>87129687
Way beyond the budget. And again, not in keeping with the series. The only reason people think the Witcher is about hunting monsters is because most people are only familiar with the Witcher 3 video game.

>>87129724
Normies love that shit. it's the format of almost every 90's supernatural show.

>>87128793
You say that like all the past adaptations have been bad....

>>87129855
The Witcher 2 is probably the best written RPG ever made.

>>87129908
Only Played 3 ma dude
Was laughing at the voice acting and mary sue characters

>>87130226

Writing was top notch for Vidya. You are just being a literal gay faggot

>>87130226
>Only Played 3 ma dude
>starting with the last game in a series
You are the cancer that is killing vidya

>voice acting
Literally one of the only things about the game that was beyond reproach you contrarion faggot.

>Mary Sue Characters
they totally butchered Ciri though, granted

>>87130334
>Writing was top notch for Vidya.
Not in TW3. I mean the dialogue was pretty good but the plot was abysmal. Lots of RPGs equal or beat TW3's plot, including other Witcher games. Only well written story arcs were the Bloody Baron stuff and Hearts of Stone. Main plot was shit. Well presented shit, but shit nonetheless.

You'd have to have a really good actor as Geralt, otherwise he'll come out as flat as a board.

I think a younger Liam Neeson would have been the perfect choice.

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Preaching to the choir

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>>87130334
>>87130378
Stay mad
Witcher 3 blows and Geralt will always be a shitty Elric rip off

>>87128843
It won't.
It'll be shit and everyone will bitch and complain no matter what happens.
Dead on Arrival.
Everyone should just kill themselves.

>>87130555
Digits dont lie

>>87130555
Hey Moorcock, on a scale of 1-10, how mad are you at how popular Tolkien threads are on /tv/?

>>87130587
I hope it reaches enough success to generate a three way meme war on /tv/ between bookfags, gamefags, and showfags

>>87128793
>Netflix adapting an anti-SJW series

This'll be great.

i want it to be good. i just want a comfy fantasy show where the main character goes around killing monsters

>>87130641
Trips confirm

>>87128793

The game is boring fuck but I would watch the shit out of a tv series desu.

>>87132847
They'll just make it SJW and take all the irony out of Philippa and the Lodge's portrayal. Also add in forced love triangle where Geralt is a total retard (fair) but Triss and Yennefer are both totally reasonable and hate being in love with him

I just hope the drowners don't look too fake

>>87130555
>Geralt will always be a shitty Elric
wtf...
>hurr durr...both have white hair...hurr durr...must be a rip off
kys faggot

>>87132853
They have that; it's called Berserk.

>>87128793
Oh look more media for braindead autistic manchildren with no taste who are living inside a permanently infantalized bubble of pop culture.

>>87128843
>comfy
Please stop using this word.

>>87129908

This nigger knows what's up

>>87128843
netflix will ruin with all the pc bullshit and niggers in it

>>87133143
Hey this was a franchise with substance before The Witcher 3 came out, be nice.

>>87132847
Has any of you read the books? There is a chapter where Yen takes Geralt with her to her other boyfriend and when Geralt finds out that she was fucking another guy he is just wandering around the city all sad.

There is a chapter where Geralt is literally (LITERALLY) seething because of the racism around him. His hands are shaking with anger and shit.

The Witcher series has always been what you would perceive as SJW bullshit.

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>>87133143
How can you blame us when there is nothing worthy left for us in the real world?

It's gonna be a Death Note tier adaption, isn't it?

>Geralt (Idris Elba) is at Dol Blathana, where the elves shower him with gifts and song
>The White Wolf smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering
stampede of a thousand men on horses
we see Emhyr (Tywin Lannister) driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, peasant women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS,"
Emhyr shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE
FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Yennefer of Vengerberg (Eva Green), "The White Flame hungers!"
>Geralt looks on, his burned face grief-stricken
"Goddess save us," the White Wolf whispers, "they're even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"

hype?

>>87133297
Bravo Dan

>>87128793
Why is he wearing a bustier?

>>87133259
>The Witcher series has always been what you would perceive as SJW bullshit.
Well maybe what some of /tv/ and /pol/ would perceive as SJW bullshit but in context it's totally the opposite.

>>87133346
>ANYONE DIES WITH A CLEAN SWORD, I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE!

I don't think letting Raimi in as a guest director was a good choice...

>>87132946
the game was boring???

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>>87128793
>adaptation of that novel adaptation of that short story collection that adapts east/central European folk tales

You know that entire Geralts story spawns for 6 books right? By all means it's not short

>>87133387
Side effect of potion abuse is male breast development. Read the books faggot.

>>87133434
You know it just started as short stories scattered across different small publications that put a dark and edgy spin on fairy tales because that was original in 1980's Poland right?

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who would play this glorious motherfucker?

>>87133476
Powers Boothe after a strict workout routine used to be my answer but he died this year ;_;

>>87133475
Yes

>>87128843
I would rather just have a Hellboy show if that were the premise.

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after death note I won't be suprised if this is going to be geralt

>>87133259
>Has any of you read the books? There is a chapter where Yen takes Geralt with her to her other boyfriend and when Geralt finds out that she was fucking another guy he is just wandering around the city all sad.
If it were SJW shit then this would have been portrayed as a good thing instead of a huge low point for both characters.

>There is a chapter where Geralt is literally (LITERALLY) seething because of the racism around him. His hands are shaking with anger and shit.
But the elves were an advanced and civilized race that became decadent and fell due to a naive open borders policy, leading to demographic death via a savage race of fast breeding primitives. /pol/ will eat that shit up

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How would you cast them?

>>87133632
Idris Elba as Geralt
Christina Hendricks as Triss

>>87128869
> Also if it's based on the books there won't be much hunting monsters.
The best books were the two first and those consisted mostly of that.
After that, Ciri Sue arrived and the whole story went to shit.

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>>87133671
>The best books were the two first and those consisted mostly of that.
Sword of Destiny was the best book and it was almost all drama. Second best book was almost all politics.

>After that, Ciri Sue arrived and the whole story went to shit.
Ciri is only a Mary Sue in the games. But they'll probably make her one in the show so i guess it's a moot point.

>>87133717
Idris Elba as Geralt
Harambe as Yennefer

>>87133434
>HOW MANY MORE CAN THERE BE

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>>87133632
Triss

>>87133750
>Sword of Destiny was the best book and it was almost all drama. Second best book was almost all politics.
I agree that there was more to that, but there was much more monster hunting to spice it up than in the other books.
I liked how it was more centered about the universe than on the characters too.

>Ciri is only a Mary Sue in the games. But they'll probably make her one in the show so i guess it's a moot point.
It's not as bad as it seems in the videogames (I haven't finished them yet), but still, she kill a bounty hunter that killed three witchers, can travel in space and time, deceived the kingdom of elves.... I felt like the series jumped the shark with her and reading through her chapters was a chore.

It's been really long since I read those books tho, and all in all I don't remember those being particularly good.
Maybe the translation didn't do it any favor tho.

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>>87133632
Triss

>>87133975
what the fuck happened to this lady's face

>>87133995
Being a Mary Sue isn't just about super powers. All that really sucked and thanks to her upbrinding she's a huge psychotic bitch that by the end of the books no one liked but Geralt, Yennefer and her rapist gf. Plus everyone she gave a shit about ended up dying in the end and she just fucks off to nowhere before the game retcons it.

>Maybe the translation didn't do it any favor tho.
The fan translations were terrible.

>>87132847
>racism towards elves is bad
>"strong" female characters
>Ciri is the savior of the universe
>all the shit geralt goes through for yennefer

I think netflix is a perfect place for this shit

>>87134057
It's not an adaptation of the Witcher 3.

>racism towards elves is bad
Elves are white, dhoine are shitskin invaders

>black geralt
>muslim dandelion
>mexican yen
>asian triss

>>87134057
>all the shit geralt goes through for yennefer
Yeah going to sleep every night with his mouth on a hot sorceress' tit in Touissant while Yennefer was getting tortured was pretty rough.

>>87134099
>changing a white actor to asian
>triss even being in the first season
kek

>>87134049
>Being a Mary Sue isn't just about super powers.
Yeah, I might be a little harsh because I hate her character and her arc, felt like she ruined the serie by taking all the attention.
At least some parts of the journey to get her were good.

>The fan translations were terrible.
I'm French so those weren't fan translation, and it's long since we have those books.

read the books faggots

>>87133058
haha no.
identical personality, name, abilities, physical appearance, both named the White Wolf etc etc etc
> inb4 muh lore explanation
If DC made a character called the wolf that had blades coming out of its knuckles, healing factor and regeneration it would be a rip off of Marvels Wolverine
Stay mad

>>87134167
>felt like she ruined the serie by taking all the attention.
I kept hearing this before I read them and was surprised when she was barely even in Baptism of Fire. could have used more Geralt and Yennefer in the other books though yeah.

>I'm French so those weren't fan translation, and it's long since we have those books.
Oh. No idea how the french translations are. The English ones started out pretty hit or miss really. The fan translations were just even worse.

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Once she grows up a bit she could be Ciri

>>87134204
They're both albinos with the nickname " white wolf". That's literally it. Geralt isn't royalty of any kind, doesn't have a soul eating nothing personnel rune sword, isn't a reincarnation of the Champion Eternal, can't travel between worlds or use sorcery, has no ties with a Chaos God, isn't sickly, has no jealous family...

>>87130555
So Dante is a ripoff of Elric too?fuck off faggot your series is shit even more than the Witcher books

>>87134232
Doubt the show will even last long enough to introduce Ciri but if it did this post is still retarded because it's based on the books and not the games. Ciri will top out at 16 and be much younger than that for most of the series.

>>87134250
>>inb4 muh lore explanation

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>>87134300
Be nice now

>>87134301
>muh lore

>personality, backstory, character arc, abilities are totally different but it doesn't count because I said " muh lore"

There's a reason even other fantasyfags laugh at Moorcockfags.

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>>87134232
ciri is a little girl n the beggining (and they are ding the short stories)

>>87134341
Ciri will be a strong independent blackwomyn and one of Geralt's three waifus to normalize poly amory and incest

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>>87130555
>>87130641

>Moorcock's name can be literally translated as Niggerdick

>>87134397
kek

I am ready for whole years of Trissfags bitching that their waifu isn't in the show, but not sure I can take whatever bullshit Netflix pulls to shit on the books.

>>87134335
Correct. The DC rip off of Wolverine could have a different backstory character arc but it doesn't change the fact they're the same character
Personality and Appearance are more important than your backstory excuse
Elric rip off always will be

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Cast him.

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>>87134557
But their personality and appearance aren't similar either.

>backstory and character arc are irrelevant to a character
what did he mean by this?

>>87134608
Who, Silas, Finn, or Kaedweni Soldier #5?

>>87134557
/co/mmunists need to stick to their containment board

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Been reading the books, I like them so far. Will give it a shot. Netflix filling it with niggers is a genuine concern though. They have a shitty track record as of late.

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>>87134802
WE WUZ MAGES N SHIEET

>>87128843
>it could be a comfy as fuck show about hunting monsters
Not if there's a bunch of edgy sex scenes and rape scenes and the dialogue is full of edgy dick jokes.

>>87134966
Isn't it being done by the guy that did TW2 and TW3 cinematic trailers? The slavs will stop them from doing this. Right? Right?

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Ciri

>>87134966
>edgy sex scenes
I am ready for 0g Eva Green titties.

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>>87134609
> Geralt doesn't look like Elric

>>87133476
Ron perlman

>>87128793
As long as it isn't about Gerald it could be good. It should focus on one or more witches who go around hunting creatures.

Dead easy monster of the week plot. Throw in a few big monsters that stretch multiple episodes or a big bad that gets little bits across the season. No way to fuck it up.

That way they avoid direct comparisons to the game plot.

>>87133476
Mads mikkelsen's brother

>>87129884
>The only reason people think the Witcher is about hunting monsters is because most people are only familiar with the Witcher 3 video game.

The books were nice, but realistic the audience for this movie is the millions of people that played the game not the hundred thousand that read the books.

It will have monster hunting as that is the biggest draw and lots of monster shows, buffy, supernatural, various vampire shows, etc are popular with the normie CW crowd.

>>87135418
Well he's not an elf lanklet in fancy clothes for one thing

>>87135481
>As long as it isn't about Gerald it could be good.
>That way they avoid direct comparisons to the game plot.
what the fuck am I reading

>>87128793
Why do you people only talk about video games and really terrible films?

>>87135593
the monsters were a side focus for the shows you mentioned. Trying to make them the main focus is doomed with the budget this will have. No one will be able to take Geralt fighting a muppet seriously.

>>87135655
They're books. They're fucking books.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87135605
Neither is Elric an elf, you mook. That only came from different interpretations of the character years later.

>>87135866
>my elves are different not at all like that fascist Tolkien
go to bed Michael

>>87128793
It's an adaption from the same people that gave us Death Note.
I can't wait for it.

>>87134250
They also share the same world and they even have several connections with their elves.
Stop me if this sounds familiar.

A race of multiverse traveling elves get separated in a huge cataclysm called the Conjunction of spheres with one group prospering with their original culture intact, while the other spirals into degeneracy by their own comparison.
Fuck off.
Aen Elle are weak ass Melniboneans.

>>87135911
Melniboneans aren't elves you fucking retard.
They're based on Atlanteans.

>>87135658
Geralt generally doesn't fight them, in most the stories he just breaks curses or resolves a wider problem. The actual big fights are rarely described.

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>>87135911
Elric remains unspoiled by jews.

Meanwhile, prepare for full retardation and SJW nonsense out the ass. This is Netflix we're talking about here.

>>87135968
Aen Elle are barely even in the books.

>>87135968
>Elves travelling across worlds was invented by Moorcock
Sapkowski based them heavily on Celtic myths, where that's kind of a feature of the Fey. The name Conjunction of the Spheres is an homage. Only a butthurt faggot like Moorcock could take that as plagiarism.

>>87136103
Moorcock himself is a massive SJW. What are you on?

>netflix
weew, into the trash it goes.
theyll probably make dandelion a homo, the dwarf will be black, scoiatel will be litarally a blm reference and geralt will be a cuck

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It's time, /tv/

Remember when Elric and his adopted family got caught in a war between Not-Europe and the Not-Ussr in the middle of a big mage conspiracy?

Remember when Geralt turned into Voltron with his no-homo platonic bros and fought a living castle?

>>87129908
1>3>2

>>87136171
>and geralt will be a cuck
Mein Führer...

>>87136228
2>>>3=1

Three has more consistent characterization (barely) but TW1's plot is buoyed by the admittedly well done twist. Otherwise the main story of both is mediocre. Only TW2's really stands out.

>>87136148
>The name Conjunction of the Spheres is an homage
Suck shit through a straw. It's blatant fucking plagiarism. Stop excusing an author who actively hates you.
>>87136148
>Moorcock himself is a massive SJW
Moorcock is an anarchist. This is the same guy who gave zero fucks over people who thought his content was too extreme. Dancers at the End of Time, Breakfast in the Ruins and Gloriana are proof of that.

Sapkowski is a hack. I hope you enjoyed Death Note and the Defenders cause that's what you're getting with Netflix. A brilliant combination. A hack that wrote bad books handled by Netflix.
Can't wait.

>>87136213
>Remember when Elric and his adopted family got caught in a war between Not-Europe and the Not-Ussr in the middle of a big mage conspiracy?
No. But i do remember Hawkmoon and Oswald Bastable.

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>>87136173
ok

>>87132847
How is it anti SJW? Because there's no black people? You think netflix won't backwash half the cast?

>>87136288
>Moorcock is an anarchist
kek

>>87136383
The entire Lodge of Sorceresses is a send up of feminism but Netflix will probably play it straight and miss the irony. The whole series also actively portrays anyone that cares about a greater good as a stooge at best and evil at worst, favoring self interested individualists as main characters. So it's not likely to be popular with commies if they keep that tone.

>it's a Moorcockfag pretending his author isn't a laughing stock in /sffg/ of all fucking places episode

>>87135752
the books were shit, no one would even be talking about the witcher if it weren't for the games

>>87136329
Remember when Geralt got a magic gem jammed into his skull in future magic Britain sorry I may not be getting these right. It's been awhile and they honestly didn't make much of an impression

>>87136507
Games only happened because the books were a big deal in Poland and a lot of the rest of Europe. yeah they brought them to the english speaking world but they also leaned heavily on the established stuff as a crutch. CDPR's purely original content like Blood and Wine is Twilight tier.

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>>87136173

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>>87136554
>i-it was really big in the parts of the world that don't matter!

>>87129720
This. It would be ruined.

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>>87136663
>books are so good as a source that even crappy vidya fanfiction is seen as a masterpiece by people that never got to read them in their original language

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>>87136173

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>>87128843
Except the series was never about monster hunting. It was basically about an autistic outcast bonding with other outcasts.

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>>87136173
>old ciri
>old radovid
>roche
>baron
He didn't get the memo.

>>87137241
this

>>87137317
If not for the shitty alt costumes I'd think maybe he's from the timeline where TW3 is well written.

>>87134036
underrated post

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>>87133476

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>>87133632

>>87133476
Michael Shannon or Vincent Cassel.

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>>87134608

I want this show to be about little boys going through witcher training and dying.

>>87136554
Name one thing wrong with Blood and Wine. You literally can't.

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cast them

>>87137747
It completely failed to capture the essence of the series. The writing was overly self-indulgent and self-aware, almost bordering on parody.

The quest-design was also a lot worse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuhE_P951Jc&ab_channel=SuperBunnyhop

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>>87136173

>>87137946
>The writing was overly self-indulgent and self-aware, almost bordering on parody.
Did you ever read the short stories? It's fucking Shrek-lite at times. Plus the knights of Toussaint are just as goofy in the books.

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>>87137931

>>87133146
no, sweety.

I wouldn't have high hopes about a Witcher series. They'll make all the monsters CGI, and the whole thing will look like shit.

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>>87128869
>Witcher cartoon
I'm 100% on board. Let's get the live action show and an animated anthology movie.

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>>87136173

#12 Geralt easy peasy

so are the books worth reading or what
i fancy some medieval bookkino

>>87138016
Going through a literal fairytale land was just fucking obnoxious. The new lore surrounding higher vampires was also anime levels of ridiculousness.

>>87138144

If you like run of the mill fantasy books then sure. Honestly cd projekt really elevated the books.

>>87138144
They are, but I read them in polish, no idea how good translations are

>>87138168
Seems like it's really just not your cup of tea, m8.
>>87138144
The short stories, sure. The saga - only really if you're very into the series.

>>87138202
The short story books are good cause they're officially translated

I'm not sure if the actual series is, I know the later books are fan translated and the translation was kinda shit

>Biały człowiek powinien pracować trzy godziny dziennie. Przecież Bóg po to stworzył inne rasy – Żydów, Cyganów, aby pracowały za niego…
> White man shouldn't work more than 3 hours a week. God created other races, like Jews and Gypsies, to work in his stead after all.

This is real quote from Sapkowski, supposedly told as a joke, but who knows

>>87137747
Horrible story, horrible characters, epic references, memes, MMO quests.

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>>87137946

who cares about witcher 3, thats when they sold out to console babbies. still a good game but 2 is fantastic and the first witcher game is PURE KINO

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Don't worry fellas, 2017 got you covered. Not pictured: Idris Elba as every monster.

>>87128793
Boy oh boy after what they did to death note i am ready for disappointment beyond my wildest negative predictions.

>inb4 lots of blacks in it.
shit, geralt is probably a black tranny

>>87138418

so diverse makes my jew pussy wet

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You all chose Triss over Yen right?

>>87138469
>having taste this shit
Yen is the superior choice.

>>87138346
Isn't that just the original game anyway? I remember a big chunk of the original game was horseshit with Dandelion. There's at least 20 hours of that crap. I haven't played the expansions but it sounds like more of what people loved about the game in the first place.

>>87138455
The only hope is that Sapkowski will have the final world in the story department. His a spiteful cunt, so maybe he'll want to piss off the directors every now and then

If they're going to make the show mimic the game I hope it will be about Geralt killing monsters with his Witcher friends and examining dead bodies.

>>87138572
Whole Hearts of Stone storyline is fantastic

>>87128793
The games weren't adaptations though.

>>87138418
>Kendra Sunderland as Keira
good taste

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>>87128793
can't wait to see how laughably bad it is.

>>87138624

nope gonna be a soap opera with political intrigue along with piointless character deaths and strong independent womyn who rule. Also gotta save the day from an ANCHUNT EVAL

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>>87138469
magine being Geralt in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Triss Merigold, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight dress and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my game character and the book character." when all he really wants to do is fuck Yen in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Geralt and not only sit in that chair while Triss Merigold flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her burn scars and leathery skin, and just sit there, attempt after attempt, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as Dijsktra tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, TRISS MERIGOLD LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because he's not the one who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of black-haired sorceresses, sometimes with unicorns for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Kaer Morhen. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with magic in the previous months. And then she runs through the maze, and you know you could kill every single person in this party before the guards could put you down, but you walk there and endure, because you're fucking Geralt of Rivia. You're not going to lose your future in Toussaint over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>87138572

first chapter is boring as fuck but when the game and story opens up its awesome.

>>87138673

you already can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZlIMnIe9e0

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>>87138745
kek

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Why do they beg for these things and then cry that its not as juvenile as their toys?

>>87138469
Yen is wife material. She is clingy, and emotional, but goes out of her way to do nice things for you. Triss is just some whatever girl with nice tits and a good job to mooch off.

>>87138785
Original Witcher series is pure kino, only for the true connoisseurs

>Inception came out 7 years ago

>>87138630
That's the duchess one right?
That one was the best, the other one sucked major dick

>>87138864
no, it's the Olgierd one. To each it's own i guess

>>87138418
>Not casting Dandelion as the white boi cuck

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>>87138630
it's kino

>>87138828
Yen is aesthetically superior but her arc in W3 is the witcher equivalent of staying together for the kids.

>>87128869
>Also if it's based on the books there won't be much hunting monsters.

Are you implying that Geralt constantly hunting Yennefer's fat ass doesn't count as monster hunting?

>>87138785
You just got plebfiltered, the original is fantastic.

>more fantasy shit
They want the gaymer audience, are they not?

>>87128793
Here comes the /v/irgin contrarian brigade!

No, pretending that the witcher games were bad does not make you cool or special, you stupid faggots. Now go back to /v/ and jerk off to your anime traps you fucking mongoloids.

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>>87139542
underaged faggot

>>87139677
the irony in this post is incredible

>>87139677
>underaged faggot
>posts on /v/
>spent the entire 2016 summer posting on /v/
hmmm

>>87139677
Back to /v/.

>>87137946
>an expansion that is so fucking obviously supposed to be a break from the doom-and-gloom the series is known for failed to capture the essence of a series known for gloom and doom

>the aforementioned expansion literally has the color contrast turned up to 11 to signify that this was meant to be a lighter in tone story mixed with some vampire shit


It's called variation.