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is she dead now?

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STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!!

>>87127335
>Hey Bran, how were the White Walkers defeated the first time?
>It was beautiful... Jon
>How did they build the Wall?
>Jon... the boatsex
>How do we make Valyrian steel?
>The incest Jon... it was beautiful
>Bran where is Rickon?
>Jon... it was beautiful

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS KWEEN SLAY

http://www.strawpoll.me/13824654/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13824654/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13824654/

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>>87127335
Imagine being Rhaegar Targaryen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Lyanna, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your short body and unremarkable face. I would totally start a war for you, against both the northerners and the Others." when all he really wants to do is fuck Elia Martell again. Like seriously imagine having to be Rhaegar and not only stand next to Lyanna Stark while she flaunts her curveless body in front of you, the favorable sunshine barely concealing her fat arms and leathery skin, and just stand there, minute after minute, vow after vow, while she agreed to that marriage. Not only having to tolerate her annoying northern accent but also Robert Baratheon marching to the capital, shouting that HE'S STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LYANNA'S BOYFRIEND LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because he's not the one that has to stand there and watch her puffy northern gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of dornish girls and prostitutes and later Elia Martell for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the boonies in Summerhall. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's covering her dimpled cheeks as she smiles to wink suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to marry her and revel in her "wild (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she practiced so much in front of a mirror. And then Lyanna says another vow, and you know you could kill every single person in Westeros before your father could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Rhaegar Targaryen. You're not going to fail the prophecy over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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urgh...

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SANNNNNNNNSAAAAAAAAA

>>87127335
reminder harrenhall will become the new capital bringing a final peace to the future riverlands and a castle that acts as a symbol of the world that once was and a symbol of the future.

also harrenhals curse will be broken finally being ruled by a monarchy.

was rhaegar targaryen good with a bow

>>87127379
>when all he really wants to do is fuck Elia Martell again
>unironically wanting to fuck a dornish mutt with health problems

Oberyn leave.

>>87127406
why would a single castle with no city be a capital?

>>87127357
Rickon is dead

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What happened to him?

>>87127432
it's large enough to become a new capital for the few that remain and can always expand as the population begins to grow once again

>>87127437
Went to rescue Stannis from his prison on the Isle of Tarth

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>>87127376
>Stannis

>>87127335
>tfw I now want a GoT anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w2oRokNU3s&feature=youtu.be

where does westeros mine all its sapphires

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what was the point of this scene ?

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>>87127476
What was the point of this scene?

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>>87127335
THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT NED

>>87127406
What the heck would happen to King's Landing? No reason not to use it if it's there. If it blows up, with it goes the idea of united Seven Kingdoms. While the Iron Throne needs the support of the kingdoms to remain relevant, without the Iron Throne the idea of a united Westeros goes out the door unless Dany decides to reconquer them with dragons.

With there being no Lord Paramounts anymore since as far as we know Cersei just directly rules the Reach, Stormlands, Riverlands and Dorne, it would be total chaos too. All those minor lords would become independent entities and start fighting each other.

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who here will likely be dead before s8

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They're gonna have to make Elia Martell even uglier than the Captain's Daughter to justify Rhaegar picking Lyanna.

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Is Patchface going to be the one to kill Staniss' Red Whore? I hope book Mel tries to burn Shireen only for Patches to save her.

>>87127437
Read the leaks

Survives and is legitimized by Jon's daughter

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>>87127476
Because of this. They are now together.

>>87127511
Where can I read the leaks?

>>87127476
Arya is well known for her hatred of lemon cakes. Life truly would have been a struggle.

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>>87127511
>leaks

>>87127335
Can somebody share Harrenhall is of the table video?

>>87127511
Reminder that Sweetrobin kills the Night King in the leaks.

>>87127525
Harrenhall was of the table? I thought it was of the north.

>>87127376
Tfw one of the single greatest swordsmen in the 7 kingdoms that fought his way, unarmed, out of KL and killed the last Blackfyre in singlr combat is stabbed to death by some nameless goat fucking slaver with a gimp mask.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4FryTzcfJA
Kino at it's FINEST level.

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>>87127539
With all the training Robin's had offscreen it's an understandable turn of events.

>>87127558
kek

>>87127552
To be fair, those same goat fuckers threw a spear standing still that injured Drogon more than a Ballista did

>>87127586
The thread it was made on is still active I think. It's honestly one of the best things I've ever seen on this board.

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>mfw ned starks daughters circlejerk to his memory then kill a man without a trial

>>87127350
Naw, she and Radmure are making fishie babies. Jaime will team-up with them.

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>Lady Sansa, I believe you lied under oath when you said your aunt Lysa jumped through the Moon door? Does this not matter?
>Ah, I shuppoze we are taking a crippled boy's dreams into account then? Should all trials be settled this way?
>Do great deeds not weigh in on my innocence? Saving you from the Lannisters, returning you to your ancestral seat in Winterfell, saving your brother and bringing the Vale into your service. A fair trial is the least you can offer me.
>No? Very well, I shall demand trial by combat.
>Not even that? Fine, then the Night's Watch will serve me well enough, with the dead on the way you need every man you can spare.
>You wish to have me killed? What about guest right? You wouldn't dare provoke the wrath of the gods, would you?.
>You would? Fine, but you are a Stark, my lady. I shall not accept accept your sentence if you are not the one to look me in the eye and take my life yourself.
>Oh, whatever, just have the goblin bitch mutilate my throat with my dagger. At least burn my body.
>Or you can just leave my corpse on the floor. I shuppoze that would be acceptable as well.

Peter Bailish

Stating Lysa was a "Troubled Woman"
"I know of no such letter"
"I deny it"

Denial of Peter
>Following the arrest of Jesus, Peter denied knowing him three times, but after the third denial, heard the rooster crow and recalled the prediction as Jesus turned to look at him

>D&D aren't good writers

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>>87127603
Why does Ned's kids keep shitting on his legacy?

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>>87127672

>>87127685
D&D fucked over Ned the most. Even characters that died 6 fucking seasons ago aren't safe from this shit

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>mfw half the reposted jokes in this general were originally made by me
truly the littlefinger of /got/

I WARNED YOU

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>>87127702

>>87127558
Pasta isn't even customized to the setting. Heart is in the right place but apply yourselves.

>>87127704
name 4

>>87127716
I didn't make it, I'm just reeeeposting it from the 'Best Baelish Vocaroo' thread. The guy who was doing Baelish is really good at the voice.

Harrenhal is cursed.

>>87127350
the one good Frey

>>87127715
The whole reason she went to King's Landing in the first place is because Littlefinger murdered Jon Arryn

>>87127350
What the fuck was Robb's problem?

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>>87127755

>>87127744
Yeah he is, that's why it's such a shame his delivery wasn't paired with gold material written by any of the writefags here. I will have words with them.

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>Rhaegar turns out to be an ugly, chinless neanderthal
>this sex god is 'protecting' his wife 24/7
Jon revealed as a secret Dayne when

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>>87127720
rhaegar pasta
kit harington pasta
littlefinger's excuses
agghhposting
2/4 have been already posted ITT

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WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T LF ASK FOR A TRAIL BY COMBAT?

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>>87127775
You didn't make BOBBYPOSTING though, so you don't matter. BOAR WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
GODS I WAS STRONG.

>>87127775
>excuses
They are solid rebuttals.

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>>87127769
>dat frey pie

>>87127677
>steal from a shitty 2000 year old fantasy novel
>good writing

>>87127769
that's not her

>>87127768
Robb didn't know she existed until the wedding. Catelyn was the one who arranged the marriage pact and Roslin wasn't there when she visited the Twins.

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>>87127795
true, i was never a bobbyposter
>>87127805
they are, but d&d don't understand his character so it doesn't matter

>>87127834
that's when he learned fighting wouldn't get him anywhere though
not to say that the death scene wasn't still pathetic and awful though

>>87127350
>be a pure waifu with 300+ mentally retarded male relatives

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Cast her, reddit

>>87127867
most of her full brothers were alright iirc

I had a dream today where I was watching the GoT season finale and it was a slapstick comedy with laugh track where jon and dany were racing each other for the throne in king's landing, constantly slipping on banana peels and tripping over each other making funny BOINK sound effects and the audience was laughing heartily

>>87127886
so you had a dream about season 8?

>>87127871
an obscure red witch that does gratuitous anal with anyone that carries a sword

>>87127886
This is what i imagine that bar shit channel plebes keep posting here are reacting to.

>>87127886
That sounds amazing. Any other details you recall?

>>87127871
a whore that was used in donkey shows so much her holes are stretched to a point where she can no longer satisfy the beasts and is now used to lick cum off the brothel floors

>>87127715
>I saved you from shit I caused

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>mfw i realized arya&sansa were the sandsnakes of season 7

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>>87127818
Upon closer inspection, it does come from a fake "Roslin Frey" twitter account
My apologies, good sir, gave too much trust to Google

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Was Joffrey right?

>Ned, my beloved Brother. I write to tell you of the news that I have married Rhaegar Targaryen and I am safe and so happy. News has reached me of a plot by Robert Boratheon to take the Iron Throne on the claim of my kidnap, this is not true, come see me in Dorn so I may tell you in person.

And Westeros was saved

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>>87127834
I WOULD HAVE GUTA AWWWE WT UT 2 IF IT WURT 4 YOU MIDDLING KIDS

>>87127704
That pic is my oc though kek

>>87127996
>Lyanna, my beloved sister. I write to tell you that King Aerys has just burned our Father and Brother alive because of you bitch. Robert isn't plotting anything, Jon Arryn started the civil war when he refused to hand us both over to be burned alive. I hope you die in childbirth, dumb cunt.

>>87127996
what about the mad king who just murdered everyone?
what about the fact that no one would consider that marriage legitimate?

>>87127996
Nope
>Mad king still wants them dead
>mad king still despised by everyone
It would have done nothing

>>87127886
Dragon Dreams about 2019, Anon?

>>87128047
>>87128043
>>87128039

Books are not canon here, fuck off, Nerds.

>>87127996
bobby was such a cuck for lyanna that he still would have gone to war with the targaryens

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Well?

>>87127996
>Lyanna, my beloved sister. I write to tell you that the Mad King Aerys has just burned our brother and father alive. After that, he demanded that Jon Arryn should bring mine and Robert's head to the capital. Jon called his banners and we're marching to the capital as we speak to overthrow the Mad King and make him pay for his crimes. Come see me in the throne room when we behead him so I may speak to you in person about breaking your oath to Robert.

>>87128059
What? That all happened in the show too you dumb fuck

>>87128059
>mad king isn't canon
Wat ?
Are you retarded ?

>>87127992
Doing shit to incite revolt like taxes and obscene amounts of men is stupid.

But a standing army from guys recruited in the Crownlands or Stormlands would be good.

>>87128059
acting retarded ironically is still acting retarded, anon

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>Jon Arryn is 40 years older than Lysa
>married her when she was 15

Was Jon /ourguy/?

>>87128067
Filled with water in solid form?

>>87128059
are you retarded? there was even a bran flashback where we see aerys burning the starks

kill yourself

>>87128095
>marrying used goods

>>87127992

>that moment when you realize Joffrey did nothing wrong

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>>87128084
anti book trolls are low tier in /got/ threads. look out for obvious "books aren't canon" and ">>>/lit/" bait replies

>>87127755
>the one good Frey
>not shirei

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>>87128112
kek

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>>87127984
THATS MINDBREAKING LANCEL I NEED MORE WINE

>>87127775
>only I could think to put current character of interest names into copypasta

How old are you?

>>87127965
what the fuck

OK, so now that Littlefinger is """""dead,""""" who is the #1 chessmaster?

>started reading the books
>that part when 13 year old dany gets wet for drogo and asks him to fuck her
wew lads

>>87128175
arya

>>87128175
>even a question
The Great Other

>>87128175
KHALEESI YAAASSSSSSS

>>87127984
>mfw they cut a scene in the editing that changes everything in the arya/sansa plot in s7
>Sansa was about to fucking get rid of Arya, then Bran changed her mind
>But in the version we got, Sansa was only mindtricking LF or some shit.

Bravo D&D.

>>87128063
Gods he was strong then

>>87128182
george likes them young

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Agghhhh.....

>>87127437
Busy invading another world.

>>87128182
Wait until the part where Dany has lesbian sex with her servant in book 3.
You're gonna be diamonds.

>>87128175
Night King's dragon gambit was ridiculous, he's the only one left.

>>87128172
I know right? Once she's too loose for donkeys they should just have her handle horses.

Seems like a waste of a good whore.

>>87128175
Everyone on the show is fucking retarded, even those (ESPECIALLY? those) they try to sell as smart; Nothing they do makes any goddamn sense.

And this includes LF.

>>87128213
>that time sansa mindtricked joffrey into beheading her father
truly the mindtrick queen, best schemer in westeros

>>87127603
>he who passes the sentence should swing the sword
>achully no Arya can do it lol

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>>87128182
>it's a '12 year old sansa thinks about how big her tits have gotten' chapter

>>87128175
Cersei desu

>>87128236

Came here to post this. I was in high school when I read the books, I read this scene on the bus and then said to my friend, 'hey, read this!'. The servant is 15 if I remember correctly.

>>87128230
please stop posting this

>>87128182
>>87128236
>that part when yoren spank 8y/o arya on her bare bottom until she bleeds
>that part when 6 men rape a 13y/o girl, one of them in the ass
>that part where cersei gets drunk then fingers some slut and pretend she's a boar goring her
>that part where Asha grabs her brother's cock even AFTER she revealed herself as his sister
>that part where Asha gets 'raped' by some guy she loves and jokingly threaten to kill him, but cuddle with him instead

Say what you want about GRRM, Tolkien sure as fuck didn't write some boner inducing stuff like that!

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Who's ruling the stormlands/reach/riverlands/drone right now? Why did Dany not give a fuck Ellaria was behing held captive by Cersei?

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>A BOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR IS COMING NED

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>>87128335

>>87128320
Did your friend start voice-acting the passage into your ear while softly jerking you off?

>>87128230
Please never stop posting this

>>87127992
No, this is retarded. The Lebanese army couldn't beat Hezbollah because most of the Shia soldiers and some Christians refused to fight against them. Joffrey's idea of importing 10,000 Northern soldiers into King's Landing would just be signing his death warrant.

>>87128236
>lesbian sex is a chick sucking your nipple and fingering you until you go back to sleep after trying to masturbate

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If Bran watches people fugg and like it, does it make him a cuck or is he just enjoying VR porn?

>>87128335
>hating agghhposting
you know where to go.

>>87128352
apparently killing 2/3 important members of a house makes it disappear from the face of the earth

>>87128175

Bran because he is basically omniscient if he wants to be.

>>87128379
no i don't

>>87127335
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is godess, wife of sun. It is known.

>>87127476
there's a stone dick between them

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>>87128353
Ive killed 2 BOARS already Bobby i cannot kill another one for you

>>87128352
All the peasants and nobles in those lands are fly-ridden corpses just waiting for the zombie king.

>>87127476
>The lone wolf dies. The pack survives.

>>87128370

>implying that doesn't make it exponentially hotter

>>87128374
Just enjoying VR porn. He's only a cuck if the woman is one he's in a relationship with

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>>87128379
'please stop posting this' is as much as meme as agghhposting at this point

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what did they mean by this?

Post yfw D&D officially clear Dany of all her sins by having Bran approve of her

put viserys on the throne NOW

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>Ned Stark: “The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.”

>Sansa Stark: "Cut this man's throat when I tell you, Arya, don't let him speak his final words. BTW I miss father, we're so much like him LOL"

ned is probably rolling in his grave

>>87128409
A good chunk of the Starks died when they were still a "pack". Bran and Arya got superpowers when they were on their own.

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>>87128400
CAREFUL NED CAREFUL

>>87127871
corpse number 3

>Lost
>Main enemy is the others
>2004

>Game of thrones
>Main enemy is the Others
>2011
What did dabid mean by this

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>>87128175

>>87128470
inb4 someone posts the 'ned never took them to executions/they're not men' excuse

>>87128369
ha ha he doesn't know what professional means. the families of the levied come with them, they are situated on their own plots of land. all their lordly ties to their lord's land are cut and all their privileges now come exclusively from the crown. that's how you play the feudal system, that's how you incentivize a professional anything.

>daenaerys kills khal drogo and blames it on mirri maaz duur
>meera reed kills jojen reed and blames it on wights
there's probably about a dozen more of these dumb cases i can't remember
what did dabid and dubid mean by this

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>>87127379

>>87128468
Viserys unironically did nothing wrong.

He made a deal with those savages and they went back on their promise like the barbarians they are.

>>87128468
Man Dany looked like a proper psychopath when she let the dothraki kill him.

>>87128148
Even in Italian Robert sounded goddamn hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9q_mnOaEqg

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Reminder that if it wasn't for the dragon-fucking incestshits, most of Westeros would be ruled by based Black Harren's seaniggers.

>>87128490
>A Game of Thrones (1996)

>>87128374
Being a cuck is enjoying watching someone fuck someone you love, not just enjoying watching people fucking.
Fuckin idiot.

>>87128538
the powerful riverpeople were about to backstab them
they were just waiting for the opportunity

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Name a more disappointing scene.

What area of Westeros has the dirtiest sluts?

>>87128591
dorn

>>87128591
Summer Iles

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Tyrion, my son!
You can enjoy the luxurious comfort of being in one of the most powerful, prestigious and wealthy houses of Westeros,
or you can grow into a bitter manlet and kill your countrymen with foreign savages.

>>87128588
Barristan's death.

>>87128490
>Dabid decided to call them White Walkers instead of Others because of Lost
>This leads to everyone (including the show itself) being perpetually confused about the difference between White Walkers and Wights
>The show is now an absolute shitshow where nothing makes sense
BRAVO

>>87128472
>Ned
>leaves the pack to go to KL
>dies
>Rickon
>leaves the pack with Osha
>dies
I'm not saying it makes sense

>>87128591
Riverlands
>>87128603
>Westeros

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>>87128588

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>>87127335
>why do they have white hair?
>official cannon answer is that they are so inbred that white hair became a thing

>>87128560
>powerful
>riverpeople
sieging Harrenhal would have been impossible without Aegon's dragons

>>87128591
Fleabottom

>>87128182
>13 year old dany gets wet
Putting asides all the ethic matters around this
Unlike what you may think, pubescent girls have hornyness hormones going hard through their veins, too

>>87128588
>this tiny arena that can barely fit Drogon housed Balerion and several other dragons, somehow, in the magical non existing pens considering this is a colliseum with stands

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>>87128606
>I HATE YOU DAD

>>87128649
just sit around it and wait for them to run out of food lmao

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>>87127476
To demonstrate how far the apples have fallen from the tree. "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword." Instead, we now have assassins murdering people in the Great Hall without trial under the watch of the Mad Queen of Winterfell. The Starks have become the antagonists.

>>87128654
In other news, water is wet.

>>87128624
I though it was because they thought by "Others" a character might be referring to another group of characters, E.g, Jon at The Wall talking about Daenarys in Essos.
>Asha becomes Yara
>Two Aegons

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>>87128702
so is dany

>>87128665
>waiting out a fortress that has its own farmland and walls that make the red keep look like tissue paper

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Why did Tywin name his first son "Jaime"?

>>87128679
D&D aren't that smart. We're supposed to cheer that LF was executed without trial because he's bad and people we think are bad should die.

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>>87128663
Tyrion was shit this season

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>>87128588
It's hard to be disappointed when you're expecting nothing.
I'd already lost hope during S6. I thought S5 would just be remembered as *that* season of filler/retread, and we could get back to business. And then Riverrun happened, and it was a complete abortion, of book content no less. I mean by episode 8 I knew the show was irredeemable, but this just drove the stake that much deeper.

>>87127335
Is this supposed to be romantic? Didn't Bobby's rebellion start because he and Ned thought Raegar kidnapped and raped Lyanna?

So while Raegar's father is burning more and more people to death, his sister is getting raped to death, his nephews are getting crushed to death, Lyanna's father and brother died figthing for her honor, countless people die, they are both getting gazing into each other's eyes? Am I missing something?

>>87128735
It's what Doran wanted, and he pronounced it Hai-meh

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Which one earns me more karma at the moment, bobby posting or aggh posting?

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>>87127603
Also
>people praising ned for hiding Jon being a targ and celebrate he fucked dany
>ned found jaime and cersei's incest disgusting
>We honoured ned

>>87128639
Had such potential, then just descended into standard Hollywood hack n slash BS

>>87128802
Robert's Rebellion started after Ned's dad and brother went to KL to negotiate for Lyanna's release. Aerys was a madman so he had them both executed, which caused Bobby to get fed up with Targaryen fucking shits and declare war.

>>87127509
Patches or you mean the Merlin king?

>>87127603
Trial to determine what exactly? we already know you're guilty dumbasshhhh

>>87128731
calling BS that harrenhal is big enough to sustain an effective garrison indefinitely using only what's within their walls

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>>87128872
He means Patches, of course.

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>and your other Aegon

>>87128935
I'm pretty sure the show never established that rhaegar's other son's name was aegon

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>>87128742
I know, but just let me dream.

>>87128976
apart from the histories and lore disc extras, I'm pretty sure beric mentions it at one point

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So why could bran see that Rhaegar and Lyanna were Jon's parents but ccouldnt see that they secretly married?

What was the point of involving Sam and Gilly in all that?

>>87128369
>Sandnigger analogies
Ahmed

>>87128976
Nah, they did. Oberyn says it a ton

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I feel like Breaking Bad was the only show I ever watched that went over five seasons and didn't go apeshit and drop in quality later on. Every other show that goes on for this long always turns out like this.

>>87127376
Why is Stannis on this list?

>>87128588
Honestly The Hound suddenly waxing poetic at his zombie brother was one of the worst shoehornings I've ever seen on TV.

>>87129026
Bran doesn't automatically know everything, he needs to go there to see it.
He went to the tower because reasons I forgot or where never there, but had no reason to go to the wedding scene.

>>87128976
3:15 of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxkJgagppYw
>House Clegane was built upon dead children. I saw them lay Prince Aegon and Princess Rhaenys before the Iron Throne.

>>87128679
>that look
better than anything she's done in the past 3 seasons.
Same with Emilia.

Why are they now all WORSE at acting than when they were kids/unexperienced?
Or is it shit directing? They all seem unemotional as fuck in every single scene, did they tell them to be like that?
>stronk people have no emotions! Always plain face, no matter if you've just been told your entire family was killed, or if you've won the war!

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>mfw listening to 'A Lannister always pays his debts'

everything jaime-related is kino, even the music

>>87129067
Watch the Americans. A masterpiece. Season 5 is rated 94 on metacritic.

>>87129115
i have no idea why dany's acting is so shit, emilia can't be THAT bad

it's probably because the directors think dany is supposed to act 'queenly' and 'stoic', but it's not the same thing as making your face less emotive than a wooden board

>>87127603
Ned beheaded that guy in episode 1 without any real trial

>>87128909
No Merspiracy folks here then? Def would have improved the story

>>87129168
the man admitted to deserting the night's watch, though

baelish denied his crimes, the burden of proof lies on the accuser, not the accused

>>87128906
the farmlands around and within Harrenhal's gates were described as some of the most fertile in Westeros in ACOK. they wouldn't need to wait out indefinitely anyway, only to wait out whatever riverlands lords try to rebel and await reinforcement from the iron islands and any loyal riverlands lords.

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>ywn be comfy with Cersei in the red keep at night drinking wine and telling stories

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>Promise me, Ned

Wait a sec, Ned did condemn the Mountain to death without due trial, what were the criteria for that decision back then?

>>87129152
Pilot was immediately full-on soap opera. My dad and I are pot-boiler espionage and thriller aficionados and couldn't even finish the pilot.

>>87129202

>tfw I thought I was the only one who had this fantasy

>>87129212
>Pee on me, Ned

>>87129216
who says you need a trial

>>87128866
He didn't declare anything, that was Jon Arryn

>>87129104
was one of the first scenes 3eyed Raven showed him, but he stopped him before he could go to the top of the tower
Came back there to see that while everything was going to hell in the tree cave

>>87129122
i'm pretty sure that particular track solidified jaime as my favorite character

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>>87128997
>Grab my dick with my left hand and my idea crayons with my right
>idea crayons

>>87127795
what's the purpose of that retardness tho? isn't funny

>>87129162
>>87129115
Good acting very often requires being subtle and showing the most you can with as little as possible
Emilia can only either deadpan or twist her fucking face and eyebrows like she came straight from gmod, no middle ground
And since a lot of people think she's hot she knows she can get away with this and won't put forth any effort

>>87127379
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1cDzQAwQFXA

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>>87129122
>that violin at 2:18
beautiful

>>87129236
Everyone in this thread complaining about the two Stark girls shitting on their father's memories?

>>87127433
It was beautiful, though, him getting skewered with arrows and then probably trampled.

>>87128777
Agreed but it was largely the lines. Hard to say if Dinklage had a part in that.

It's weird, Tyrion's whole deal is 'succeeding despite being a freak', but almost all his dialogue this season was 'my life is so shitty because I'm a dwarf feel sorry for me'.

>>87127603
He admitted to killing Lysa, that's enough for a death sentence.

>>87128272
I missed MINDTRICKQUEEN-posting
Did it really originate from just that art piece with all the Stark kids being given stupid nicknames?

>>87129104
>Bran doesn't automatically know everything
>Somehow remembers Littlefinger's quote from conversation #17836 he had with Varys

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>>87129417
yes
best 2017 off-season meme

Are people actually happy that Jon and Dany are fucking now?

>>87129446
tumblr and reddit certainly are

most people i know say it's contrived and rushed, though

>>87127357
forced meme

>>87129436
>Faceless assassin
>Has face

>>87129435
He met a new guy and probably had a quick flick through his history.

>>87129436
>when you mindtrick your skilled assassin sister into almost killing you and taking your face

>>87129487
>calling that a face

>>87129339
eh

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>>87129508
Fair enough

>>87129350
>evidence against Littlefinger
-some crippled boy magically saw him be mean to his father
-some noblewomen say he was trying to manipulate them
-they found a dagger that I don't think they can even link to him

>evidence against the Mountain
-Killed a bunch of kids, multiple people including Ned attest to this
-Terrorized the countryside
-Also he killed that knight at the tourney which was not an accident, although this is flimsy as far as proof goes.

The difference is that Gregor is a proven killer and sadist whereas Littlefinger killed no one and evidence against him is also very flimsy. Especially Bran's visions which everyone just accepts.

>>87129216
He didn't, he sent for his arrest.

>>87129436
Cringe

>>87129436
>when you mindtrick your father into confessing a crime he didn't commit then getting his head chopped off

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Why has Cersei blowing up The Great Sept of Baelor never been mentioned again?

>>87129524
why was he sad?

>>87129540
Fair enough
>>87129545
Books or show? Show I definitely remember Ned saying "I sentence him to death"

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>BASED ON A LIE

>>87129436
>when you mindtrick Ramsay to rape him with his BBC

>>87129540
The whole point of the Mountain going scot free is that his misdeeds were directly backed by the Crown and going against his impunity meant aligning against it

>>87129540
Didn't he also straight up admit it was his dagger, although he also mentioned he had lost it in a bet with Tyrion beforehand.

>>87129648
D&D are re-writing the show as they go on

>Littlefinger saved Sansa from her evil aunt
>'WHAT? NO HE DIDN'T! HER AUNT WASN'T EVIL AND LITTLEFINGER PURPOSELY KILLED HER"
That's what last episode sounded like

>>87129435
He's like nowadays business owners, quickly checking potential new employee's social accounts history
Gods, I hate that thing

>>87129648
It was too kino that s no one cared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KbvDvc-WFE

>>87129216
Also the Night's Watch deserter

And Robb killed a bunch of people without trial too
And Jon

I guess those are for direct oathbreaking. Trials are only held when there is some doubt. Otherwise it's the ruling lord's decision.

>>87129648
It's been mentioned multiple times.

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>>87129436
>when you mindtrick Cersei and Joffrey to use you as their personal high Born toy and trophy

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>>87129446
Yes

>>87129693
He still did kill her buttmad LFfag

>>87129682
Truly the Mind Trick Queen(TM)

>>87129648
Ed Sheeran and his group mention it, and Hot Pie does as well. I think one of the lords mentions it when Cersei called them to the capital.

>>87129648
Bronn and Jaime joked about it

>>87129682
>tfw you mind trick Ramsay into ordering Then to stay and watch in order to fulfill your exhibitionist fetishes

>>87129693
Lel the only reason Lysa tried to kill her was because he tried kissing her.

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What did they do to Guinness bro? Anytime he showed up he just sat there quietly drinking.

>>87128490
main enemy in LOST wasn't the others, it was le evil black smoke man.

>>87129436
How can she be a queen if her brother is king?

>>87129722
Doesn't matter how good you film a scene if it's a cringefest plot wise.

>>87129864
*cousin*

>>87129901
well cousin and step-brother

>>87129729
He was slicing through Dothrarki before Daenerys blew everything to shit.

>>87127768

Oy vey do you have a problem with Robb not choosing one of gods chosen over a pure waifu?

>>87129599
well no shit

If Jon marries Daenerys he will become his own uncle and any children they have will also be his cousins.

>>87129864
Would be neat if he followed in his namesake's footsteps and had two "sister" wives

migrate >>87129989

>>87127350
Having a second look Rob deserved his death.

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Qhorin Halfhand easily relearned how to fight and was the best fighter in the Night's Watch, despite being old too.

So what's the logic behind Jaime being bad? I get that he will never be as good as before, but isn't he supposed to regain at least a part of his swordsmanship skills?

it was good to see him slaughter some dothraki, though

>>87129840
So? You're now morally judging one character for loving another as wrong, but I bet most other hook-ups in the show are okay with you because why, they're more hip? Your in-group accepts those pairings more? You a shipper?

>>87130019
He does relearn how to fight, hence he is able to kill a handfull of dothraki.

If you look back in that battle scene there was multiple scenes where a single dothraki took out atleast 3 lannisters before dying, then we see Jaime kill dothraki and it makes you think.

Consdering how good the dothraki are, he's still a better fighter than most if he can kill them

>>87130019
>Qhorin Halfhand easily relearned how to fight and was the best fighter in the Night's Watch, despite being old too.

It's not despite being old, it's BECAUSE he was old and had years to relearn how to fight with his left hand.

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MIGRATE

>>87129989
>>87129989
>>87129989
>>87129989

>>87127491
this scene is based on the books and jon (hopefully) will die in the books

they had to revive him in the show though, because fanservice

>>87128508
heil, mein führer!

>>87128175
there's no place for scheming in a war between the good and evil

>>87128997
my fucking sides
are there other DABID greentexts?

>>87128648
What? No, that's not the truth. Their hair became white due to the use of magic.

>>87129842
Maybe he's actually enjoying the show rather than acting like a retard to get attention.

>>87127460
Is this Frogfu? Damn.

>>87127992
Joffery had the right direction but wrong means. The Royal Army with trained citizens of the Crownlands would ensure loyalty to the throne.

>>87129648
> Blow the the ASOIAF equivelent of the Vacitan or Mecca
> No lords aren't fucking outraged by the utter annihilation of House Tyrell or the High Septon.
> Commonfolk seem slightly irritated at most

What is this fucking show

>>87127769
ROBB YOU FUCK!
YOU ACTUALLY DESERVE TO DIE FOR THIS

>>87127350
>Be Walder Frey
>Have one qt, pure daughter out of your family of freaks.
>Keep her safe from your skeevy sons/grandsons so she can help you form a great alliance.
>Get promised a King
>He marries some foreign whore because muh love/some Westerlands girl because muh honor
>Be stuck marrying your best daughter to his schmuck uncle (Rad, but still a schmuck)