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All-Female Lord of the Flies Remake

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Opinions?
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>>87126489
if those survival shows have taught me anything, they'd be fucking dead within a week
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>>87126517
This
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>take story inherently about the way society trains men for violent competition and war
>slap girls on it
>don't even account for how their society would form social hierarchies based on politics instead of physical strength

What's the point? Also
>Le sjws
>being literally written by WHITE MALES

No one wants this to happen on any political side
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GCSEs made me hate that book
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Completely unrealistic, instead of killing each other is it going to be an hour and a half of passive aggressive bitching at the other girls?
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>>87126532
>(((Siegel)))
>white
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>>87126517
I'd give them 3 days
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>>87126489
problematic
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>>87126532
>sjws
nice meme
>white males
who cares, they're obviously egalitarians or possibly marxists if they're going to make this film like we think they are
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I'd rather see an all female remake of A Clockwork Orange
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>>87126489
Cast it, /tv/
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>>87126540
Basically it's going to be Mean Girls on an island
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>>87126489
There could be a truly great modern movie made of this. But this is an sjw bandwagon cashgrab that is ultra transparent in its greediness, but magazines like Vice will praise the living shit out of it. No matter what feminazis try to preach, men and women are inherently different.

Into le trash it goes
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Not even woman agree with this shit. That all-female Ocean's Eleven spin-off had to get two Kardashians to complete their cast: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5164214/
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>>87126603
She's too old.
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>>87126564
I was being generous, I mean they could find a supply of fresh water in that time, right?
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>>87126603
>>87126603
Rosy odonald
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>>87126609
Mean Girls was pretty comfy.
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>>87126589
>nice meme
What

They already said they're just slapping girls on it and not changing the stories. A woman writer would at the very least be able to convincingly write the power dynamics within the hierarchal cliques teenage girls tend to make
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>>87126603
Lena Dunham
Chloe Moretz
Amy Schumer
Sarah Silverman
Idris Elba
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>>87126603
Idris Elba in a wig as anyone
Amy shumer as piggy
The matrix trannies as the twins
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>>87126641
>Idris Elba
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Female Godfather trilogy when?
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It will be about toxic feminism. Maybe toxic black feminism.
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desu im pretty sure the grills would turn to violence sooner than the lads would.

we've all probably seen those island survival things were they split up men and women; on every occasion, the men were building a good little society but the females barely managed to survive.

also, little girls are cruel. just think back to when you were in school.

this remake could potentially be very good(if they really put their hearts into it)
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>>87126663
>instead of confronting the female Fredo, Michael just doesn't talk to her for the rest of the movie and spreads the rumour that she has syphilis
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>>87126616
Feminists hate this specifically because it's two men writing it that have outright stated that they won't be adapting the story to make sense for a female cast
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>>87126641
Idris Elba as Lena Dunham
Idris Elba as Chloe Moretz
Idris Elba as Amy Schumer
Idris Elba as Sarah Silverman
Idris Elba as Idris Elba

there, now it's perfect
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>>87126489
so a bunch of naked underage lolis running around on a tropical island?
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I wanna see a reality show based on the Lord of the Flies premise but edited as a 2h-long movie.
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How old were the kids in lord of the flies? This is just jews creating an environment to molest lolis in again isn't it?
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>>87126702
Women don't naturally turn to violence. They would just shout at each other then give the silent treatment, and eventually starve because they couldn't bring themselves to kill a cute animal
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>>87126489
That's an excellent fucking setup for a Caligula-style big budget softcore (and a bit of hardcore) porno. Lots of lesbian kissing and licking, weird sex utilising wild animals and insane sexual punishments involving elaborate machines built out of island materials, wreckage and more animals.

I wish Hollywood still did things like that.
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I'm glad they respect the wishes of the dead.
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>>87126489
Please tell me it turns into steamy lesbian sex.
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>>87126814
>one thing you can't do with them is take a bunch of them and boil them down into a set of little girls who would then become a kind of image of civilization, of society
Why?
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>>87126489
im sure this will be a big hit for the already struggling box office
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>>87126943
Imagine a society run by women. That's why.
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>>87126943
Because women don't build civilizations they destroy them.
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>>87126489

Could be idiotic SJW trash.

Could be Red Pilled On Roasties.

My personal preference - Mean Girls In Bikinis.
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>Making an all-female version of anything

Don't even try it. It's not worth the headache
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>>87126739
this guy gets it.
IM ALL IN
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>>87126995
He says women are better than men though.
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>>87126532

We actually have no idea how they're approaching this. A really good (and /tv/) movie could be made out of this.

If they go the retarded SJW stronk womyb route it's doomed.
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>>87126489
I hope near the end of the movie we see them wearing only their underwear.
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>>87126489
I'd certainly watch a movie with seminude cunnies bulling each other.
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>>87126639
>what
In my mind the term SJW is useful to describe some adolescent child with green hair screeching about left wing politics on the internet

I'm not willing to give middle aged marxists the benefit of the doubt.
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>>87126489
>all female lord of the flies
Will it still be about the evil that lies in the hearts of men(people)?
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>>87126489

Finally all those pedos can post cunny casting threads and remain on topic.

Maybe even the Tit Bullying guys too.
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When will Hollywood vagina washing stop
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>>87127026
This image is strawman as fuck but at the same time it has a point. They DO complain about everything. I thought for a second that a black woman lead with a white girl sidekick would be well received and """progressive""" but then even that gets shittalked because "why cant black women be soft and emotional why do they have to be the big strong one huh????"

Like I literally struggle to think of something that won't get analysed to absolute fuck. Wonderwoman is the ultimate female character who does her own thing and kicks ass and even that gets "ugh she's attractive and not dark skinned and able bodied and at one point she touched a man so its kinda like male fantasy ://///"
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>Siegel
Every time
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>>87127115
I plan on reading LotF now for that reason
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SUCKS TO YOUR CIS-GENDERED WHITE CENTRIC MALE WORLD VIEW
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>>87126807
At last, a patrician post
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The cast will be all 20+.
It's gonna suck.
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>>87127128
don't worry they don't wash their vaginas
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>>87127186
I'll never get over the irony of the girl power narrative around ghostbusters only for it to both flop and, more importantly, be absolutely full of just generic stereotypes anyway?

Haha group of girls who shout girl power and ogle a big muscly dude, with a token black woman who's really loud and pulls the race card IN THE MOVIE for no reason. Like how is that the big empowering narrative you want in 2017.
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>>87126489
Holy hell do those two look like they are fucking.
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>>87126489

Isnt that Mean Girls?
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>>87127204

What happens when the White CIS Heteronormative Men are replaced?

Who exactly are the womena and POC going to copy all of their stuff from?

Japanese men?
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>>87127317
The end of war, conflict and an unfair society.
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>>87126489
I'm certain this was pitched with the idea that the "controversy" and "backlash" from internet misogynists would be great publicity, but I mean ghostbuster tried to trade on that and that tanked at the box office didnt it?
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>>87127317
Then coloured men will fight wars and treat them badly but it will still be white men's fault.
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>>87126489
>all girls on an island
>instantly start bickering and are too preoccupied with making cute things and social maneuvers to do anything useful
>die in 4 days
>best social manipulator is Queen of the Flies for an hour before she dies too
Different way to the same end, I guess.
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If it's brutal, it's gonna be great

Can't wait to see female piggy's head get smashed in

But likely it's gonna be PC & some white male will be the villain
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>>87126489
>dildo saggins
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>>87127142
I'm completely in the camp that women have been treated unfairly throughout the years, but also that they have their own positives and privileges that I think they are downplaying.

That being said, I hope we'll reach a status quo at some point, because hearing these PC loons going on and on about bullshit that doesn't matter is driving me up the wall.
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>>87126713
Then why even bother?
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>>87127546
Wouldn't mak much sense. It needs to
be an all-girl school if you really want the brutal realism of people forming in cliques.
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>>87126781
was going to post this
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>>87127362

>end of

>conflict

>Women

I'm an optimistic guy, but let's temper our expectations a bit.

>>87127531

Right. Yeah. But where do they get all their entertainment from without white men to make it?
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>>87126713
>Feminists hate this specifically because it's two men writing it that have outright stated that they won't be adapting the story to make sense for a female cast
And they're honestly right to hate it. If this project even gets off the ground, it will be an underwritten mess, without any real guidance, sloppily retelling an important classic, but with no meaning or purpose that isn't merely pathetically implied with it's two-faced casting of women. There is no information here, this is a project that can be completed in its entirely without any application of real lucid thought or design. This screams both incompetent and unreleased. I don't expect to hear more about this, or it's failing brand of progressive retooling of the masterworks of british authors.
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>>87127595

>Treated unfairly

Only children think in this manner.

>status quo

I'm not opposed to Eugenics. Though a sexless, raceless, biological uniformity does seem kind of weird.
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>>87126489
Nobody, NOBODY, is going to watch this.
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>>87127644
That's basically Cracks.
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>>87126489
>another american made take of this classic book and british film

No thanks. It's guaranteed to be shit.
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>>87126532
>society trains men for violent competition and war
The whole point is that it's not "muh society", it's naturally emergent behaviour. Game theory, essentially.
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>>87126489
Not only was I never gonna see it anyway, I'll throw in the I won't see it on principle now
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>>87126739
If this isn't the first thing your mind went to you don't belong on /tv/
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>>87126943
Because civilization is a thing created and maintained by men who want to get laid. Women don't need it for such purposes.
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>>87127049
To shut them up. Also, women are inherently more valuable since they're a reproductive bottleneck. So men compete over them.
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>>87126532
Are you saying white males can't be sjw? newfag
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>>87128001
The book was fine but I thought the 60s version was terrible because of the acting and soundtrack.
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>>87127595
>I'm completely in the camp that women have been treated unfairly throughout the years, but also that they have their own positives and privileges that I think they are downplaying.
I completely agree. Though the condition of 'being a women' has been limited throughout history, I think this modern tactic of militant discontent is pretty much defined by fearmongering. For every king there was a queen, and everyone has a mother. I don't enjoy the brand of feminism that willfully forsakes any power a woman naturally has, or that doesn't recognize the reality of matriarchy existing alongside patriarchy, as a means to place the world's females into the context of an oppressed slave. Ladies have always had way more power and tools than a lot of feminists let on.
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>>87126489
I clicked on the trending thing on twitter.

strangely enough lefties seem to hate the idea. They say things like the story is about' toxic masculinity' and thus wouldn't work this way. They also say bs about how an island of girls would work together.

but they should probably get women to write it because they would know how women can be awful to each other more than men. You can research stories of how girls bully each other to see how different it can be. a female version of this story would be more about manipulation than brute force. This could look bad coming from male writers.
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Honestly I don't understand this.

The biting irony in the LoTF, but then again I'd read this when I was twelve, is of a bunch of boys trying to emulate what they believe is how society functions, with the shell thing and the attempts at instigating democracy, till they realize violence is actually what reflects our society better (especially since this at the time of WWII).

It's the old tale of man trying to equal out collaboration and competition, á la Hobbes. It's a distinctly male thing.
Not even being sexist.

It could work with girls but not like this.
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>>87126517
>TV shows are realistic
oh boy
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>>87128194 see>>87126781
Why would the Dutch lie?
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>>87128155
That makes sense. How incredibly lucid of you. Thank you for looking into this.
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>>87128218
>Why would a reality show be dramatised bullshit
Because this way you watch it dumbfuck
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>>87126489
aw yeah teenage girls killing eachother
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>>87128255
how pronounced is your roastie?
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>>87126551
>every german word is jewish
Back to /pol/ with you
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>>87128252
I know this is 4 chan but I don't mean for titillation. It could've been a good idea, different from the original material of course but telling a type of story we don't often see.
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>>87128194

They can't even keep their shit together in a modern technological society.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html
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>>87128295
Great argument
>>87128348
>Daily mail
>Few retards proof that an entire sex is a certain way
Well shit I guess y'all fuck alligators then since quite a few men did that
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Sounds like a bad idea but not for the reasons most people would think. People think of women as shallow passive aggressive and nich. Lord of the Flies with nothing but girls only makes them look every bit as bitchy and horrible to each other people know them to be in real life. Feminists will fucking hate the movie.
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>>87128194
>>87128218
>>87126781
>>87128255
>>87128385
There was also a British programme of a similar vein, Bear Gryll's Island, one series had one island with all males and one with all females. All along you could see they tried to make out the women were capable when in fact they were horribly incapable. The men figured out that fishing would provide a decent source of food, the women were finding scraps here and there (and were doing so bad towards the end that the crew literally left open tins of baked beans in a tree stump meanwhile Bear Grylls seriously narrates that "a search party would have left these beans"). The women also regularly would do nothing productive, sunbathing regularly, one even doing so to the point they had sunstroke. At the end of the programme they tried to present the women as a success when they were clearly not and had to have very regular interventions to make sure they didn't die. The sex split series was even made due to retarded viewers claiming the programme was sexist and this was the result
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Island_with_Bear_Grylls#Sexism_claim
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>>87128385
>Great argument
Better than NUH UH! which is all you're doing.
>Few retards proof that an entire sex is a certain way
>I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND REPLACE IT WITH MY OWN
Thanks for correcting the record.
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>>87128429
>Let's ignore that camps where set up mainly by women while men went hunting
>Let's ignore that women are more willing to cooperate (or why do you think only 40% of males reproduced throughout history)
>Muh edgy roasti maymay
If you ask nicely I'll take your fat ass with me on my yearly survival trips through the alps
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>>87126489
Its already a fucking failure even at the planning stage.
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>>87128079
This shit is being pushed hardest by white numales liberals. Thats the point.

Your average black dude has no fucking idea what is the lord of the flies or cares.
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>>87128592
>white numales liberals
(((white numales liberals)))
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I don't think women are better than men but they are less physical and domineering. If there was going to be any bullying it would probably be emotional although I wouldn't rule out a an actual fight.

basically this is set to be lest interesting that a boy version unless they ramp it up to 11.
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>>87126489
>reboot of ridiculed book
>other movie was also shit
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>Simon will by played by a dark woman.

Screencap this.
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>>87128656
Young teenage women being physical with each other is not not believable.
The all point of the book is that they be very young and boys. Dont forget that the film is a metaphor for the great war.

Altough this doesn't bother me so much because they are going for a all female cast, instead of having the evil character be white and the good ones female, like sjw usually do.
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>>87126489
I don't think the movie can possibly be good.
But of the content it may produce some great webms.
I'll wait for the release.
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>>87126532
You've missed the point of the book entirely.
It's about how people are inherently evil/ savage, and society conditions them to be polite and good. It's like kiddy heart of darkness.
It beats you over the head with it, it's so obvious. People study it in year 8 here. You've clearly never read it asshole.
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>>87127888
>I'm an optimistic guy, but let's temper our expectations a bit.
Dude, that would be inevitable. Woman can't do shit properly. Including conflict.
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sticks and stone may break my bones but there will always be something to offend a feminist
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Do women ever get embarrassed at being so blatantly pandered to?

Lord of the Flies isn't even a book women like or care about, you might as well make an all female Three Stooges or a biopic of Jimi Hendrix starring Rihanna.
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>>87129035
>bc realistically the girls would set aside their differences and work to get off the island
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>>87129035
Kek. I actually want this movie to be made now.
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>>87126532
Yes, fuck those (((fellow white people))) kek
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>>87128404
It would also be boring. I mean, in order to have a sense of progression to the narrative with a meaningful arch of betrayal, women would have to be friends in the first place.

That's TOO much of a stretch, even for Hollywood.
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>>87126489
Why are men writing for little girls? As if they're experienced in the matter

Does this make PG real?
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>>87129499
Most of the kids in the first two
adaptions didn't act like friends.
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does anyone have the pic about that dutch? survival show where they seperated the mens and womens camps and the women royally screwed up and they had to draft in some men from the other island before they all starved and killed each other?
not the bear gryylls one but similar.
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>>87126489
Sounds like more MRA bullshit from the sexist men of the HollyWOOD (nice name /s) patriarchy
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>>87128325
Yeah exactly. The reason why Lord of the Flies is celebrated is because it's a painfully critical study on the power plays between isolated individuals, and the only reason an all female LotF is interesting is for the potential for brutal critique of feminine rule. That appeal requires an independence and critical eye that modern hollywood will not allow without real artistry, and I suspect these two loser directors chose the idea merely for its controversy, and completely lack the interest or insight to do the job they're cheaply trying to sell.
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>>87129035

>the girls would set aside their differences and work to get off the island
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>>87129655
someone must have it and I refuse to go back to /pol/ due to the shills,it basically showed how the men set up different groups for gathering food/fishing/building benches without leadership and they all just got along when the women ate all the rations on day one and got bitten by bugs because they just lay around all day and not do anything knowing the producers would save them.
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>>87128404
Lord of the Flies is not a celebration of anything except the sustained Rule of Law and Order. The idea of a Lord of the Flies adaptation being any type of protest is preposterous.
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>>87129655

did you even read the thread faggot
>>87126781
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>>87129311
they need an all women crew too. the behind the scenes stories will be used to rub salt into the wounds for generations.
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>>87127049
it's a backhanded compliment. It's not PC to say women aren't equal to men despite it being obvious. Feminism empowerment was created by rich white men who wanted to divide the plebs and it worked great. when women aren't fighting their husband they would be along them fighting their boss
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>>87129774
oh,reloaded the thread and yeah you are right,ignore everything I suck cocks.
had one of those unloaded pics for some reason.
it would make a very interesting movie if they showed it side by side with the mens island now I think about it.
The important question is who saves the last boy who runs to the beach and is rescued by the man/sailor?
they can not show man rescue them so it has to be in some reality where women do everything...it might actually be funny to watch.
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>>87128503
I see you ignore that this is a repeating occurrence >>87128421
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>>87129782
>Ignores history
>But muh reality TV shows
sad display
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I always wanted to do an all nude version of Lord of the Flies with a mix of gentle loving oral and brutal rapey anal. I need you guys to get the age of consent laws changed though. Having legal aged actors play the boys just wouldn't be the same even if they were really cute and twinky.
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>>87129922
>>Ignores history
Where's the history of women surviving on islands?
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>>87129920
the bear grylls one was really scripted when we noticed they brought in species not even native to that island and the women magically found each other after going the wrong direction for 3 days.
someone has the map pic showing them almost getting lost and double backing 3/4 times when they could have just followed the coast.
>>87129782
CP?
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>>87129035
Why are girls so amazing and men so horrible?
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I'll watch this if there are some qt girls and sexy violence.

I bet they ruin it with niggers though.
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>>87126609
would watch
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>>87129995
how the fuck are you doing that? are mods in this thread?

same post number but one dead post with the same ID ? and doing it all thread for some reason... to keep thread bumped?
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>>87129655
How did things turn out for the Bear one actually?
I only saw about 90 seconds of an episode and that had the girls showing Bear the bed they made using empty water bottles and he pointed out unbelieveably loud it was, so much so it must surely wake everyone up whenever she rolled over.
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>>87130002
It was really scripted in order to allow the women to survive until a few times when the crew had to run in to save them. I won't deny that the programme isn't directed in some way on the mens side as well but it was clear that the women needed a lot of help, for fuck sake they even boiled a jerry can of water with the lid screwed on
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>>87126609
There is a novel of that call Beauty Island.
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>>87130083
Had made a typo in one and messed up the quote in another, get 4chan x, pleb
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>>87130106
it was just really really fake, the men got in trouble for killing some endangered species of alligatot/croc and the woman were given free food and clean water...pretty much what you would expect to happen.
they also cried non stop and bitched at each other while the men just got on with the harsh conditions and without a leader just did their own best skills and made it all work somehow.
>>87130142
you really delete posts for a simple spelling error? there really is no need for that when we could read it perfectly well the 1st time.
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will there be full nudity scenes?
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>>87126739
Nope, a bunch of fully clothed 21+ girls running around a tropical island.
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>>87130047
Yara shahidi will play Ralph.
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This is the first time where i have the clarity to see the objective truths. Hollywood is running these movies not to make a statement but just trying to repackage the same movies over and over again because its out of ideas.
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But why? The one lesson I got out of that book is that kidsa re horrible people. Do they really think they're gonna bring it that feminist money by casting females in a bad light when even unconditional idealization of women doesn't?
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>>87130113
remember when they magically found those cute baby piglets on the womens island? little fucker was CUTE dammit...probably had a great time on the plane thinking it was going on some adventure and then gets sacrificed to some dumb bitches.
R.I.P in peace pigsy.
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>>87129995
Juana Maria (18 yrs) for example
or how about Ada Blackjack (2 yrs)
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>>87130326
Oh shit, you've reminded me. They kept the piglet as a pet for ages (taking it to bed even) before realising they should kill it and eat it
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>>87128421
>Candidates are not taking a reality TV program seriously
WTF I hate womyn now
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>>87130407
got to watch it with /tv/ and /pol/ and was maybe the last time the 2 boards were both in sync and no arguing...they were good time laughing about womens survival and navigational skill.
it seems so long ago now.
that one dude that fished all day to feed the men and got mad respect must have felt good.
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>>87130292
It's almost liberating. Nobody does this because they care. It happens because it's easy.
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>>87130340
>two examples of women taught in survivalist techniques that lived 100+ years ago
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>>87130630
>>87130292
>Hollywood doesn't have a hand in trying to bring down society's values
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>find isolated island
>install hidden cams
>get actresses
>drop them in said island
>???
>kino
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>>87130646
>give me examples
>I DON'T LIKE YOU EXAMPLES MUH REALITY TV
lel
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>>87130619
stop doing that
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>>87126489
I actually think this is a decent idea. It's a premise that would genuinely be worth exploring with females instead of males, rather than the gimmicky shit we usually get.
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>>87130750
The subject of this thread is modern day people living in modern day towns and cities in the developed world being taken out of their normal environment and onto an island. Not people that know what they are doing
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>>87128956
>and society conditions them to be polite and good
Not exactly. The ending suggest adults are just as violent but in a less obvious way.
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>>87130818
and a reality show "proofs" your premise how exactly ?
i mean if we take reality shows as real depiction of how people act eating toiletpaper dipped in cocoa is common in germany
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>>87130851
And yet you still won't give me any examples of women in modern days surviving after being islandbound
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>>87126489
It's almost like they want us to complain about women in film.
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Well as long as they include the scene where the young schoolgirl gets whipped by the other girls.
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>>87130910
you still haven't shown how reality TV represents reality
surely you have some women who stranded and died "cuz muh vagina bebble are dumb xDDD"
surely you don't just want to justify your hatred of women with the most retarded of arguments
surely
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>>87131018
just watch the bear grylls show and you will understand,also answer anons question and stop deleting your fucking posts.
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>>87131338
>just watch this reality show to see how reality works
>honey booboo represents your average american
>toiletpaper is eaten in germany as a deli
i see your logic is flawless
>delete your posts
wat ?
>answer the question
first you have to show how reality tv represents reality dumbo
not to mention that i did answer it and you moved the goalpost
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>>87131479
this is why this board needs IDs...either watch the bear grylls/dutch survivor or you are out of the loop and you refuse to listen to us so why not see it for yourself?
last reply from me as shills like you are here defending whymen
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>>87126489
>Girl scouts island adventure

/tv/ has already about 2 tickets (singles policy)
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>>87126489
>bong writes children's book
>the kids ass-rape a pig with a spear

Why the fuck are bongs such degenerates?
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>Lord of the Flies - Cunny version
ALL OF MY YES
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>>87131568
I gotta ask how you fucked up bought so badly it auto corrected to about? and nice spacing btw very cute
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>>87131557
I did watch it
and it was your average dramatized reality tv show nobody takes serious including the actors paid to participate
>last reply
so you won't provide an argument or even better evidence that reality tv shows represent reality ?
shame
>whymen
on sjw levels here
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>>87131620
I didn't. I'm on my PC not my phone. Now I'm wondering where I got about from.
anyway movie should be awful but /tv/ will like it for waifus.
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>>87126489
The Island of Mary Sues
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>>87131595
I doubt they will cast actually little girls.
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Last thread was deleted.

Is it a film or a tv series? If it's a film, then is it gonna be set in WW2? Or is it gonna be set in modern times? I assume WW2 cause otherwise you'd have blackboxes and phones and shit. If it isn't WW2, it'll be kids being evacuated before a natural disaster or something.

Also I seriously doubt it'll be 10-16 year olds, my bet is it'll be 16-20 year olds (all played by 18+ actors). I see no other way of this being done. If it's a tv show, they'll want boobs shown, if it's a film the same I guess. Having a load of 10-12 year old girls going round will be suicide as the media calls it a pedo fantasy and blaahblah.

Anyway the result is the same 'typical man believing an all female world will turn to violence :<<<<<<!!!!!!'
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>>87131590
It was showing that humans become degenerate if society as a whole doesn't condemn it. It was showing how the strongest in the group decides the 'law' and what's acceptable or not. Piggy is literally the example of a human who doesn't like the way shit has turned out but has to follow it because he's weak and in the end he's killed because of it. The slap down is when the adult arrives and they all become gud bois.
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>>87131802
It's a film and I think a mixed gender version would have been a better ideal.
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>>87131894
Then it kinda turns into a horror film though, doesn't it? I mean it'd be easy to take Lord of the Flies and turn it into a horror film. Where two groups form and one of them goes completely mental and starts killing others to eat them and their food and shit.
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>>87129035
>Women would work through their differences and get off the island
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>>87126489
Who cares about the intention behind the film

Cunny kino on the menu lads
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>>87129035

Leftists really do believe that a Matriarchy would be perfect and that women are immune to violent thoughts.

Fucking hilarious.
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>>87127595
Nah dude,i mean sure the women in the pleb classes were limited into some professions, but they were afforded the security and comfort provided at the expense of men.

While men not so long ago got fucked by wars, brutal manual labor at the whim of the ruling classes.

Ask women if they rather die slowly working in a mine or staying home with the kids.
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>>87131948
There was a filipino version that did the ideal but I haven't watch it because its hard to find.
It could easily start of as a Blue lagoon type of movie then switch its tone into a horror move.
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>>87131894
Mixed gender version would literally be cunny rape if it tried to be realistic in any way.
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>>87132094
And?
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>>87131892
>how do I make a social critique?
>I know! I will have a group of nearly naked boys ass rape a pig with a spear!

t. A bong

We should nuke England
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>>87132193
>how do i make a social critique
>honey boo boo on a sex island

t. (((american)))
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>>87126533
my man. of mice and men was ok
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>>87132013
Fucking /tv/ never change.
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>>87126739
hell yeah motherfuc-

>>87130278
well thats just garbage
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I wrote an all girl Stand By Me script

O'Connell: hey want to go see a dead body?
Corey: ew gross
River: god no
Cuck boy: Let's just stay here and talk about girls we don't like.

Fade to black. End credits
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>>87132018
You wouldn't be laughing if Russians hadn't hacked the election

President Hillary Clinton would of showed us
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When will they fuck off with this shit
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>>87126489
What the fuck do girls add to the story?
No seriously, most of the boys couldn't do shit when suddenly one older stronger teen, and his group of hunters, decided they were in charge of everyone.
Those little boys couldn't do a fucking thing. What's a girl gonna do?
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>>87132609
ummm girls can do as much as boys can sweatie
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>>87126489
They won't portray realistic females anyhow in that scenario since that would not fit the narrative so who cares.
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>>87127271
The real kick in the pants is that movie has all these female comedians in it and the only funny parts were the parts with Chris Helmsworth
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>>87128385
>>Few retards proof that an entire sex is a certain way
You'd have to be a retard to believe this is the argument presented.
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>>87126641
>Idris Elba
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>>87132609
I only seen the movies but I remember they had Ralph get rekt so fast by Roger and Jack.
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>>87126943
If society is heteropatriarcal then it makes sense that a group of boys would be a more accurate reflection of the societal spirit than a group of girls. Feminists should agree with him, supposedly.
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>>87126489
It can only be bad.

If they're true to the story, it'll be unrealistic with girls. If they make it realistic, it necessarily won't be true to the story.
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>Lord of the Lolis
I see no problem here
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Someone post the bear grylls image where it showed the female group being unable to navigate an island the size of 4 football fields, looping around and stuff.
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>>87126489
yasss queen
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>>87126489
All female suffering and bullying, reduced to their primal nature could be entertainment. No idea who McGehee or Siegel are tho and what they bring to the table.
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>>87126532
>about the way society trains men for violent competition and war
It's about how males are by nature predisposed to violent competition and war. In fact, it's their very removal from civilisation, from society, that sees them devolving into beasts.

“Man is by nature a social animal; an individual who is unsocial naturally and not accidentally is either beneath our notice or more than human. Society is something that precedes the individual. Anyone who either cannot lead the common life or is so self-sufficient as not to need to, and therefore does not partake of society, is either a beast or a god. ”
- Aristotle
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>>87127186
This picture's somewhat misleading, considering that Ramis' death was what allowed this movie to be made in the first place (he wanted a full-fledged sequel with the original cast), and I believe Sony was twisting Reitman's arm behind the scenes.
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I'd watch a lesbian porn parody of it
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I was just thinking about how Lord of the Flies would be a hard movie to redo in a modern setting and that the commentary would not be as biting in our society. Now they're making a version with girls.
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>Battle Royale
>Hunger Games
>realityshit
There's no novelty left to this trope so why the big deal? I'll watch it on br if it's R18+
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>>87126489
If dubs this movie will be a deconstruction of feminism and /tv/ will love it.
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>>87126489

could actually be interesting since swapping the genders changes the story significantly since women act differently in survival situations and in groups than men but I'm sure they will just gender swap the names and that'll be it
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>>87133248
>since women act differently in survival situations

Are you actually expecting a realistic portrayal of women in a survival situation?

It would not fit their narrative at all.
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>>87133221
confirm for shit.
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>remaking a film about a book people were forced to write essays on in high school and turning it into feminist proganda
this is why nobody goes to the theaters anymore
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>>87133493
stupid hahahaha
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>>87127109
nah it'll all work out and end in glitter nd rainbows.

Then a bunch of firefighter hunks will zipline down from helicopters and a huge beach rave will spontaneously break out and everyone will get their own chad
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>>87133493
Is that a woman?
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>>87133732
No it's an axe. Though I understand the confusion. When you're not being careful, both cut deep long lasting wounds.
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>>87129035
>Heathers, but the bullies are all oppressed minorities
>mfw this outrage is the first I've heard of the Heathers tv show
Jesus christ what a horrible idea, even in a sea of horrible ideas. Who the fuck thought that would be a popular show?
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>>87133493
so much going on here that screams amateur
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>>87126603
eva green as ralph
emma stone as jack
melissa mccarthy as piggy
elle fanning as simon
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>>87133818
Here's the cast.
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Whoever wrote this gets it

https://squawker.org/culture-wars/all-female-lord-of-the-flies-feminist-hollywoods-final-decent-into-madness/

fuck this toxic masculinity line.
Flies helps men know and understand there primal side and thats important
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>>87133493
Nailed it
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So is this going to be nothing but white females? Or will we have some token blacks, Latinos, and Asians?

And how are they going to do this? Doesn't SJW narrative dictate that women are not aggressive and violent? What's this movie going to be about? Just a bunch of schoolgirls who learn to survive together and create a functioning tribe until a ship full of white male cishets come across them and the females kill them in self-defense for being ogled and eye-raped?
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>>87134473
100% female so maybe one black or two to quell the blms
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>>87133817
I snorted mirthfully.
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>>87126489
How old is the cast?
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>>87133912
The people represented in that photo won't watch it because they've made them villains and /pol/ sure as fuck won't watch a show with that cast even if it puts minorities in a bad light, so who the hell are they angling for?
The only way to make it work is to change it from its beloved dark comedy roots as well as ditch pretty much all the story from the movie and make it a serious tv-show about a teen serial-killer, but that niche is fucking taken.
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>>87134562
How old are Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham?
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>>87134562
grown women
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>>87134599
So the average is 50+
Not watching it.
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>>87134510
That's what I meant, are we going to see non-white girls in significant numbers? Because feminism in the West really shits on non-white women.
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>>87134743
not him but i hope they're all 100% black
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>>87134510
>100% female
do you think the crashed paratrooper sam and eric find will also be a woman? or the officer at the end?
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>>87134743
It will have same amount of token blacks like the second adaption.
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>>87134792
of course they are, you can't have a male rescue a woman, let a lone a group of them
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>>87134473
If they wanted to be as "faithful" then just swap out the 1960s English Upper-Middle Class Boarding Schoolboys with 1960s English Upper-Middle Class Boarding Schoolgirls
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>>87134887
Then you're gonna get people bitch about seeing nothing but well-off white girls.
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>>87126489
Feminists are pissed about this.
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>>87134931
Honestly it depends if they go the 1960 film route which was the book verbatim, or the 1990 film route that took the general scope of the book but switcheroo'd the setting
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>>87126943

Simply because we don't know what a female run society would look like. For all we know, it could be worse. But all that's certain is that there are proven differences between genders and they are not interchangeable. That's something I can agree with modern feminists on at least.
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>>87126603
giv huge gf
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I'm more offended that Hollywood is making remakes in the first place. Movies are pieces of art. You don't see anyone doing a remake of Mona Lisa and hanging it in Louvre, do you? You don't see people rewriting Beethoven's symphonies and then playing them in concert halls.
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>>87126489
lord of the flies is a shit book, having incompetant women in a survival/tribal situation will only make it even more shit

They should name it lord of the cunts

>calling at least 2 lesbian sex scenes
>calling at least 2 references to toxic masculinity
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>>87134562
I am praying to god that they use unknown 10-12 year old child actors. Or at the very least, teenagers.
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>>87135695
people literally remake mona lisas and make new versions of beethoven all the time you fucking retard
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>>87135794
Give me 1 (one) example.
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>>87135695
>You don't see anyone doing a remake of Mona Lisa and hanging it in Louvre, do you?
>implying it's the original hanging in the Louvre

It got stolen and replaced by a forgery at some point they can't really pinpoint, but they only noticed it in 1983 and at that point it was too embarrassing to reveal that they'd been showing off a forgery for a decade or so.
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>>87135534
based givposter
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>>87127546
In this version, Piggy will be the only one who's in shape, and gets her head bashed in by brave body-positive women for perpetuating unrealistic standards of beauty.
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>>87135821
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mona_Lisa_replicas_and_reinterpretations

unironically kill yourself
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>>87135773
The acting is going to be so shit just like in the britbong movie.
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What if it's an island full of 10 year old transgender girls?
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>>87135850
Explain.
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>>87128010
yes, but the naturally emergent behavior of females is fundamentally different that of the males. Nothing that happened in the book would happen with females in similar circumstances. REALISTICALLY
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>>87129035
the internet was a fucking mistake. it gave these mentally deranged asshats a medium to spew their shit with them even receiving encouragement. if it did anything effectively is it kicked out civilizations fall into overdrive.
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>>87126489
Literally what is the point. There is literally no reason for the change. It's motherfucking pointless.
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>>87131649
his point still stands, women are horrible at surviving and they're best at making things harder than it needs to.
An all women group will not survive, at all.
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>>87126517
>if those survival shows have taught me anything, they'd be fucking

fixed that for ya
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>>87126739
This.
>>87130278
Oh.
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>>87126609
Sounds good desu
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>>87128956
>you missed the book entirely
>even though the author himself said this was he point
Thanks for playing retard
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>>87137192
inb4 shit "death of the author times infinity, I WIN!" replies.
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>>87126489
Teenage girls are bitchy and prone to violent outbursts. So sure, get right on it Hollywood.
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>>87126489
All female Lord of the Rings remake when?
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>>87126489
all we need is one boy and this can be like one of my japanese animes
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>>87138652
and he can stop time
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>>87134244
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>>87138605
After Christopher Tolkien dies and Disney buys the rights. It won't take long now.
Cathleen Kennedy is probably making plans on the cast as we speak.
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If they start lezzing out, just go with it.
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>>87126489
will they be topless, is that the endgame?
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You can have them live in a happy little utopia society and miss the point of the book, or you can have them savage each other and have feminists bitching that you're projecting toxic masculinity onto womyn. It's a no win situation.
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>>87126489
Fucking hell I thought it said Lord of the Rings for a second and nearly had a heart attack.
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>>87139072

>Cliques form
>Lesbian gang rape happens

Mmm yeah
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>>87129035
This is why I should never be made into a leader of a totalitarian regime, death camps would never be empty
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>there's LITERALLY Lord of the Flies happening right now, we don't need blah blah blah
hilarious
>>
At first I didn't want to see it but if feminists say it's misogyny I will watch and buy an extra ticket for my falcon
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I don't really see a situation where a female Jack exists.

Hunting and the animalistic desire to kill one another is a predominately male thing, so is stepping up and taking responsibility for how badly fucked up things get. Jack gets obsessed with killing pigs, then with being the leader, then with controlling the others through the fear of the beast, etc.

If you want to adapt something, how about fucking adapting it properly?
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If they wanted to do something with female children, they should have Adapted Misu Misou
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>>87139329
came here to post this, literally who gives a shit about lord of the flies
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>>87126489
better than a simple remake. If they actually change the dynamics between the groups it can be interesting.
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>>87126489
um
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>>87136668
I have to agree despite being liberal.

Pre-Internet, there was no way mentally-deranged people could broadcast their nonsense to a greater audience beyond ham radio or newsletters.

In a lot of ways, I miss the 80's and 90's because shit was so much simpler back then.
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>>87128155
>You can research stories of how girls bully each other to see how different it can be. a female version of this story would be more about manipulation than brute force.
Japanese bullying (male and female) is a lot more oriented about social isolation and manipulation, so there are certain culture factors to take into consideration as well. Nip guys are still more likely to beat up on each other than girls are but isolate and shun seems to be the name of the game 90% of the time. There are some nasty cases you can read up on. It's even worse when teachers get in on it.
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>>87141782
And there's no way parents of the bullied kid can solve social isolation bullying. What's the schoolboard and the parents of the students going to do? Force them to talk and interact with the victim?
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>>87126532
SJW hate the idea and have been shitting all over it on twitter
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>>87133493
Now she has two axe wounds
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>>87141899
Even the teaching curriculum plays into this type of behavior. A few years ago I was reading about how vital it was to have young children cooperate with one another and to get any introverts into group activities. The preferred method of doing this was by shaming them.

>Isn't Anon so funny, not wanting to play with the others? What kind of sad person doesn't want to make friends?
>What do you mean you don't want to come to school anymore? Are you a baby who needs to stay at home?
>Bullying? Anon's not getting bullied, everyone's friends here. Our school has a very strict no-bullying policy. We haven't had a recorded incident of bullying in almost 10 years!

And when it comes to actual teacher bullying, I've seen:
>Famous case from 80s where a student came in and found that the class had staged a fake funeral for him and pretended that he was dead the entire day. The entire class signed a mourning card and placed it on his desk. Four teachers also signed it. The student stopped going to school and committed suicide shortly afterward.
>Elementary school teacher with a prolonged grudge against a student spent an entire lecture completely ignoring their existence and ended it by saying, "Starting from tomorrow, I hope you enjoy our class of 34 students." There were 35 students. This student also stopped attending school. Currently under investigation IIRC.
>Elementary teacher in Osaka got wasted, went to a student's house, and savagely beat him. Teacher was put on paid suspension.

Stuff like that. Teachers also tend to ignore bullying because they don't want to get bullied themselves or get entrapped in bureaucracy that refuses to do anything because it'll make the school look bad if parents find out there's bullying at their school. Choosing to intervene in spite of that often makes things worse for the victim anyway, since the general mindset is that "it's 100% the victim's fault that they're bullied, they wouldn't be bullied if only they did XYZ."
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>>87140715
>muh media monopoly controlling our retarded twisted message is being ruined by our plebs jumping ahead. :(
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>>87126603
F A T T
>>87126609
Mean Girls was teenkino
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>>87126489
>Literally Who and Never Heard of Him team up to make a reboot of a book that has a name which people vaguely recognize with a gimmick like an all female cast in order to cash in on the current political climate for free publicity
What else is new
It's honestly not even worth getting upset about, just let their shite film come out, flop, and move on
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>>87143212
>Elementary teacher in Osaka got wasted, went to a student's house, and savagely beat him. Teacher was put on paid suspension
Isn't that a police matter because that's breaking and entering as well as assault of a minor. Or is the Japanese police that retarded?
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>>87143291
I don't like how corporations are controlling the narrative in our society, but it doesn't help that every nematode with an opinion has an outlet now. I'm all for liberal issues, but nowadays, the current political landscape is either being with the far left or the far right. Everyone else in the middle is caught in the crossfire.
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>>87143510
This isn't like female Ghostbusters where the movie is guaranteed to be a terrible cash-grab with a gimmick. It's a story about societal collapse. Putting women in it genuinely has a chance to make the story interesting and relevant.

Feminists are 110% guaranteed to be pissed off if they get a bad end that can't be blamed on something men did.
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>>87126489
fuck
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>all female Lord of the Flies

Way to miss the point of Lord of the Flies.
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>>87126532
>Women are bitching about it on Twitter saying women wouldn't act like this
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>>87143868
I think the bigger point is being missed here if people genuinely dont think women would devolve as fast if not faster than a group of adolescent boys would.
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>>87143775
>>87143902
THIS

What's this adaptation going to be like? A bunch of diverse schoolgirls getting along and working together? And a badass female naval captain sees their signal fires that they've been doing daily and rescues them?
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>>87128385
Women tend to have falling outs and hold grudges often.

Ofc men do this too but usually they just put up with each other if they have to.
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I don't like book to movie adaptions at the best of times let alone when they try to use it for some political agenda.
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>>87143910
It's a good point - males/females in settings like that would devolve in different ways, and the Lord of the Flies story is specifically written as boys.

Boys will become violent and domineering and divide into smaller groups based on commonality, but through conflict, will make progress.

Girls will emotionally and psychologically destroy themselves before getting anything one. Especially if the film is set in the time period the book.

I have a feeling it'll be a modern setting, spunky brown girls, and a happy ending.

Fuck that.
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>>87144067
That does sound pretty boring. Most likely will have to write in one group as evil because the leaders are blond hair blue eye having white girls.
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>>87143637
>is the Japanese police that retarded?
Short answer, yes. Many of them are not only incompetent, but lazy as well and will do anything to avoid serious paperwork or to close a case as quickly as possible. There's also the matter of how they handle 'forgiveness' in legal matters. Most of the time anything short of murder you can walk away with some combination of an apology letter, a fee, or a slap on the wrist. There was a recent case where a 40-year old hotel maid was raped while working, the guy publicly came out and said, "Yeah, I totally raped her, I thought she was hot,", and the matter was settled outside of court, likely with a payment and an apology letter. For the Osaka case, the police probably asked for a letter and payment for the family and/or decided it would be best for the school to handle it themselves. On the off chance the police do decide to convict someone, they're fucked because Japan has a 98% conviction rate. They don't care if you're actually guilty, they just want their case to be over with.

The Japanese justice system is why the Phoenix Wright franchise exists.
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>Ralpha (Ralph)
Brown (not specifically ethnic, but undeniably so) The elected leader of the girls and the main protagonist. She is neither the smartest nor the strongest but has a kind of quiet charisma and good looks. She tries to keep the girls focused on domestic order and the rules of civilization but because bitches be crazy, looses power to some other whore.

>Peggy (Piggy)
Black. Absolutely the strongest, most wonderful character because she is HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE and a boulder does NOT kill her and she gets a modeling deal and yassss

>Jill (Jack)
A white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed cheerleader type who is skinny, pretty, and a boss-ass bitch. She leads the Huntresses who break away from the group.

>Simone (Simon)
Glasses. Oddball. Asian. She spends time alone in the woods because she enjoys communing with nature, as she is a pagan.

>Samnerin (Sam and Erin)
Twins. White, but chunky and with blue/red nean hair. They keep the fire going and make art using collective period blood.

>The Lord of the Flies
The literal head of President Donald Trump. The embodiment of evil and tyranny.

At the end, the girls are rescued by a group of trans German soldiers. They do not cry upon rescue.

Rated PG-13.
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>>87144067
Anyone remember this episode from Family Guy where the guys wake up in a hospital and there's nobody around and they eventually try to work together to find some answers? And how in the same setting, all the females woke up and fought one another?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JEACkJZxk
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>>87144493
Hah, yes. That's actually perfect for this conversation.

Furthermore, speaking of Family Guy and this whole all-female thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hmlPtRu1SQ
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>>87144193
Forgot to add:
>Anything short of murder...
Does not qualify if you're a gaijin, look like a gaijin, or are anything but a 100% pure Japanese blooded native who has never lived outside of the country for a prolonged period of time. You will almost certainly be detained or arrested and run a much higher risk of being convicted.
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>>87126489
All female schindlers list when?
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We need an all-male version of Mean Girls called "Nasty Boys" and they're all really fuckin' gay and that's it
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>>87144578
>>87144193
Wonder how J-cops will behave during the 2020 Olympics with millions of foreigners around?
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>>87144414
>make art using collective period blood
>not make food using collective period blood
remember some time ago when someone on /cgl/ made cookies out of her own period blood
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Given the "whoa, not THAT kind of equality" reactions, I think it would be hilarious.

And given the current state of Hollywood, it would hardly be a shot for shot remake with girls instead of boys. You know there would be significant liberties with the story, and I'd be halfway interested to find out what they would be.
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>>87144697
I'm expecting they won't handle it well, even though they will probably receive specialized orders to follow during that time.
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>>87144870
I have no idea how they're going to do this. The whole point of Lord of the Flies is what happens when the veneer of civilization fades and young children resort to brutality. The whole point of the book was to bash on those older English kid stories about happy adventures in foreign climates when in actuality, shit gets real fast.

I'm willing to bet they'll pit non-white (good) girls against white girls (evil). Or the female version of Jack is hetero cisgender while the female version of Ralph is pangender.
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>>87145002
LOL, it'd be glorious if there was a huge scandal or crisis that a couple of knuckle-headed J-cops cause and it becomes an international incident.
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>>87145003
They should have done a adaption of John Dollar instead of this mess.
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>Women start getting savage and killing eachother like in the book

>In the end, they come across a powerfull masculine soldier and they cry like little bitches

>feminism BTFO
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>>87145057
>Young British girls depending on a strong British male figure
That shit won't happen today in modern Hollywood.
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>>87145079
Do you really think Hollywood would allow that to happen? Nowadays, guys are incompetent and violent while women are enlightened and responsible.
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>>87145118
The British guy in the novel got cripple quick in the novel and after that he was useless in protecting the girls when they got killed.
It be perfect to adapt.
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>>87144692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cctiqV-HzEI
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