Why the fuck can't Disney make kino musicals anymore?

,

they have to make every movie about the merits of PoCs and push feminist values

Tangled was nu-Disneys last good movie. Wreck it Ralph was good but it wasn't a musical

>>87125441
The songs in Moana were good

>>87127609
Better than frozen I think. Shiny is kino

Disney was never good, especially at making musicals. Name one disney movie that is actually good non-nostalgically.

>>87127683
Emperors New groove

>>87127738
Reddit: the movie.

>>87127683
The Lion King

>>87125441
Last time I checked they tried being musical with frozen and they got lucky with it.

No really, they didn't think it'd be a hit and they weren't even trying.

>>87127770
Why does this movie always get praised? What makes it so special?

>>87127852
It's good? I don't know what else to tell you. It isn't filled with lol so random pop cultural references, it has an emotional story you can feel for that's actually kind of serious (Instead of haha I wanna bone that guy/girl of Alladin and The Little Mermaid) and based Zimmer also helps.

Oh, Mulan is good too for mostly the same reasons.

>>87127683
Aladdin
Snow White
Sleeping Beauty
Fantasia
The Fox and the Hound
Robin Hood
The Jungle Book
Song of the South

>>87127763
>predates reddit by a decade or so
Stop. Just because reddit starts liking things doesn't mean you automatically have to hate them

>>87127940
>Song of the South
kek

>>87127683
The Incredibles

>>87127961
I don't think you know what makes a movie 'reddit'.

>>87128006
That was Pixar friend

>>87127925
I guess it's good for a Disney film. But as a film on it's own, it's awful.

>>87128000
:^) it's a classic
Forgot Alice in Wonderland

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>>87128019
I don't really care either

>>87127940
>Aladdin
Reddit
>Sleeping Beauty
Reddit
>Fantasia
Reddit
>Robin Hood
Furfag trash
>The Jungle Book
Furfag trash
>Song of the South
Reddit

>>87125441
Kids don't have the patience for them anymore.

>>87128090
Because you say it doesn't make it true
Retard

>>87128124
This will never become funny no matter how desperately you try to force it.

>>87128127
But it is true, 90% of disney movies are Reddit in it's purest form.

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>>87125441
Because they are more focused on identity politics now. They have important messages they want to convey, such as "white men are evil" and "white men are bad".

>>87127852
Good story, good music, good 2d animation. No hamfisted identity politics and not made by affirmative action hires.

>Ctrl+F
>Galavant
>Nothing
Seems like you've just missed the best disney musicalkino comeback.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG_3yrZB2Ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLrpb8Z--fs

>>87128071
stop

>>87125441
Jews.

>>87127609
this

>>87127609
https://youtu.be/FYsaUMc8jaM
fuck no they weren't

>>87127609
This, they were great. The movie was good too. Fuck you OP

>>87127852
Making a movie that short and having the pacing that perfect is a special achievement by itself.

>>87131796
How long is it?

>>87125441
Newsies: The Musical is coming to Netflix next week, my man.

and everything Alan Menken does is kino you asswipe.

>>87128152
you dont know what "reddit" as an attitude is.

>>87127852

its literally animated Hamlet

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>Moana
>Not kino

>>87132197
>dude isn't the white race obsolete and uncool look at this hip polynesians

>>87127585
Let's face it though, Tangled had a completely fucked story. Everything happens way too fast and out of owhere.

>>87127852
it's their first big african related movie and furrys.

>>87127585
how the fuck do you not like Frozen.

I mean, like, what the actual fuck is wrong with you.

>>87132298
Shitty tumblr pandering trash.

beacuse 2D > 3D
forever and ever

>>87128222
can you empirically prove that white men aren't evil?

>>87132331
okay now try again but without meaningless buzzwords.

>>87132217
Fuck off you race baiting cuck

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>>87127671
Well, well, well. Little Maui's having trouble with his look

>>87132298
Frozen is easily the weakest modern Disney musical.
>Has maybe two good songs
>Shitty, unlikable lead characters
>Features the worst Disney song of all time
>Snowman
>The trolls
>'DUDE I'm actually a villain' reveal

>>87132545
>Elsa
>just wants to be left the fuck alone
>can't stand her extrovert cunty sister
>the coldness of her soul literally manifests itself as a superpower because pottery
>"""""unlikable"""""


>worst Disney song of all time
which?

>The trolls
they barely do anything and get like 10 minutes screen time total.

>'DUDE I'm actually a villain' reveal
K K K K = I I I N N N N O O O O O O O

>>87127683
Remember the Titans and that's literally it.

>>87125441
They can't steal unnoticed anymore.

>>87132639
Elsa's a shitty person, simple as that.
>Which?
Fixer Upper

Jews took over another successful business and turned it into a shitty uncreative unoriginal clone-factory that does nothing but buys and ruins other creative successful businesses/series

>>87127790
>Make a movie about blonde haired white people
>Most successful movie in decades
Really makes you think

>>87132197
>Singing at normal speed
>Everything else is in slow motion

Presumably she was singing at double speed if things were at the correct speed. Which is really dumb.

This bothered me.

>>87133286
Her singing was definitely slowed down a bit

>>87133083
Furious 7 was about blonde haired white people?

huh. really does make me think...

>>87127683
>Not liking 1991 Beauty and the Beast

I'm saying in the meanest way possible Go fucking kill yourself

>>87125441
Best Disneys have 0 songs:
>Atlantis
>Rescuers down under
>The Fox and the hound
>Zootopia

>>87133456
jesus I completely forgot Zootopia existed (and I liked that movie).

>>87127609
Best songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEiSF8HpyDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubZrAmRxy_M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA

best disney song smhtbhfam

>>87133352
I have actually never seen that one.

>>87133538
go watch the Broadway show. it has new songs and they're all GOAT.

I mean holy shit how good is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOtxJr2MXUI

>>87133568
just imagine the 2017 version, but good and fun.

>>87133644
>go to New York
No thanks

>>87125441
Because Howard Ashman died.

>>87133456
Atlantis is experimental kino

cgi just doesnt have the same charm

>>87133681
But I haven't seen the 2017 version either.

>>87127852
it was literally the first movie i ever watched

>>87133730
Get aids and your funeral's made

>>87133538
that's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-XONxvdq4Y


daily reminder that the hunchback of notre dame is disney's best film and menken's best work

>>87127683
The Black Cauldron

>>87133892
huh. it just occurred to me how similar >>87133644 is to "Rhythm of the Tambourine" from that show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WZxQrKNpJo

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Because nu-Disney plays it safe and never takes risks
>let's buyout marvel and make a shit ton of superhero movies
>let's buyout lucasfilms and make a shit ton of star wars
>uh 2D animated movies don't make billions of dollars, let's completely abandon it. Buyout Pixar, and make a shit ton of 3D animations.
>making original movies is hard. let's make shameless remakes of our classics with 2 actors in front of a green screen and a shit ton of 3D animators.
>we need a new princess movie. <insert ethnic group> girl goes on a journey of self discovery. brilliant green light it.

>>87133740
Treasure Planet is also underrated.

>>87127852
What other Anons have said, plus the fact that BASED Jeremy Irons is in it.

>>87127609
There was 20 songs in Moana. It felt like they sung a song every 10 minutes

>>87134023
umm... you do know that Disney make fairytale films, right? They're simple stories that have been around for at least a century.

And your definition of "original" probably isn't all that original.

Even so, Inside Out was original. Wall-E was original. Wreck-It-Ralph was original. Big Hero 6 was original.

your generalised anti-Disney bias isn't very well thought out.

>>87133456
Forgetting about my boy Jim Hawkins. Treasure Planet is Disney kino up until they introduce BEN

>>87134088
thats what a musical is you fucking inbred dipshit

>>87127961
watch it again you fucking faggot.
LE XD s0 RANDUM AND LE DUM PROTaG

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It's funny how happy Disney movies are because you don't realise Ariel and Esmérelda are supposed to be DEAD.

>>87125441
I wish they'd stop making CGI shit

too busy with sjw propaganda

>nobody in this thread had mentioned Hercules
Meg is the GOAT Disney girl next to Jane
>that gravely, sexy voice
Muh DIIIIIIICK! I would have sex with her voice if such a thing was possible

>>87134296
little mermaid would be fucking goat if it was the original, with her dying
dont know the hunch back original, dont see how her death would be as impactful as little mermaid though

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>>87134430
>IF THERE'S A PRICE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT

>>87134553
>little mermaid would be fucking goat if it was the original, with her dying

No joke, Walt Disney himself planned on making Little Mermaid decades ago and was ONBOARD with killing her off.

Dude was fucking cold back then.

>>87134296
little mermaid is pro mermaid propaganda.

>>87134296
aren't there like 2 official sequels to Little Mermaid?

Apparently Mulan 2 is actually quite good.

>>87134773
>aren't there like 2 official sequels to Little Mermaid?

we don't talk about direct-to-video trash

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>>87134773
>Mulan 2 is actually quite good

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>>87127940
>Robin Hood
Hah, no. Even as a furry I can see just how flawed and lackluster that movie is. Maybe 20% of it is good. It has way too much of non-story filler. I'd love to see a sequel fully realize the setting's potential and actually give the characters some kind of arc.

>>87127609
they were all absolutely terrible except for one

>>87134860
>as a furry
Thanks for letting me know that i should disregard everything you say.

>>87134823
>>87134810
they were often by the same writers

Mulan 2 had Lea Salonga (Jasmine) and Judy Kuhn (Pocahontas) so it's legit anyway

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>>87135055
>Lea
>Judy
hmm

>>87134296
I wish Disney had more balls with the Hunchback. Right now it's just a slightly edgier film. Though I guess it does teach some harsh morals
>ugly people have to work hard to be accepted and won't find love
>you will never compare to Chad Thundercock
>if you're a cunt people will gladly gather in celebration around your shattered and burned remains

>>87134875
Fuck off retard

>>87135137
Hunchback is a huge mess of a movie. Besides Frollo everything is dull for me.

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>>87134938
But I'm the most qualified to talk about the movie

>>87135285
>degenerate disease ridden "brain"
>opinion accounts for anything

pull the trigger you fucking freak

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>>87135499
Not him. But if you despise normalfags, then why do you hate furries when they're the furthest from normal you could possibly get?

>>87125441
Because Alan Menken is getting old and all the new composers just aren't good enough.

>>87135789
>rather than groom a successor or two for the last 20 years, rely on one man to compose all of the music
>man is getting older have nobody to replace him
Way to play the long game disney

>>87125441
Moana was good you fuck

>>87135668
We hate anyone with an identity. very simple.

>>87135668
it relates to animal harm and loss of self control you sperging retard.

>>87128907
My nigga, at least one other person besides me watched that show.

>>87127738
objectively correct.

>>87127763
>le I don't like something so that makes it reddit XD

Fuck off.

>>87134088
>20 songs
There was like 8

>>87136432
>it relates to animal harm and loss of self control
No it doesn't you autist.

>>87137060
Not our problem you lack the brain power to even begin to understand what is meant by something being Reddit tier. It's not just >le website lol
If you can't figure it out chances are you should go there and stay there.

>>87125441
I never realized that Aladdins nose was this huge.

>>87125441
Moana had good songs.
Not sure what you're on about.

I guess they haven't made a good musical since 2017.

>>87137700
Double dubs confirms

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>>87125441

>>87137700
I'm actually surprised how well Moana has been recieved on /tv/ considering it's completely non-white

>>87127683
Mary Poppins

>>87139216
Some people on /tv/ don't care about that stuff, some people want the characters to make sense in the setting(so no black celts please, but also no blue eyed aryan polynesians either) and some just don't like non white stuff.

I guess there's a 4th category of people that are just anti white, but I think they're a very small category and the posts seen as that are mostly just baiting.

>>87132298
You can tell just by watching it that they got cold feet and decided to tell a safer story about halfway through. Everything up until Hans becoming a mustache twirling villain was pretty good.

musicals are gay

>>87127609

Yeah they were fine. My favorite thing about it though is the fact that BOTH her parents are alive and not dysfunctional, and there is ZERO romance. So refreshing. Just tell me an epic legend and leave the token americanized bullshit romance and single parents that infected the likes of Death Note and many more at home. It adds nothing. You don't have to have it in EVERY movie.

>>87139216
Moana is a good movie.

>>87127852
>>87132111
This. How could it fail? Hamlet has been selling out for-fucking-ever.

>>87132217
You're a scared little faggot. The movie wasn't implying anything and your SJW bullshit boogieman was never even in the movie.

>>87132353
No, but I can empirically prove that white men invented everything in your life.

>>87134553
Check out the part of your world demos on youtube (from "music behind the magic"). There's an early one from when they were still going with the original ending and ashman's vocals are absolutely heartbreaking.

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>>87141156
Another refreshing thing about it was how much shit Moana ate, everytime it seemed like she would succeed she got btfo

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>>87128000
>There's a bluebird on my shoulder

It's great, actually.

>>87127683
This tbqh. Contemporary Disney is only good at polishing turds. They do make the most polished turds though.

>>87125441
internet age made the entire industry lose its glamour and high-prestige, so now they appeal primarily to low class white trash and niggers

>>87127609
Moana is the best disney kino of the decade

>>87141260
How? Because white people put it in their history books? You must be a cuck to just believe random shit people wrote down.

>>87127683
Notre Dame

no one can deny Hellfire is kino

>>87141107
Faggot

>>87127763
Fuck off