JUST!

>Super dangerous procedure
>Only has worked twice in recorded history
>Skilled medical professionals have failed to perform it successfully
>Sam does it without an issue his first try

JUST

It's weird. He's actually turned it down this season, but at the same time, this is the hardest he's ever been cucked.

>>87119645
>Sam does it without an issue his first try
>in a SINGLE NIGHT

you forgot that part

who was more cucked? Tyrion vs Jorah?

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>>87120067
Jorah. Tyrion is just pissy because he's there to guide Dany but she's head over heels for Jon and listens to him now.

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>>87119808
>>87120067
Ah, yes! Here it is! The Friendzone meme! The Cuckold meme! Proudly said by a Internet dweeb that has never even touched a woman that wasn't his mother in his life! But hey, at least he was never friendzoned, which is the single worse flaw a man can make!

Such sunless troll convinently forgets that there was a time Jorah was the greatest war hero in all of Westeros. Such happen during the Greyjoy Rebellion, during which he was second breaching the walls of Pyke, and knighted for bravery. Afterwards, he won a tournament against Jaime Lannister himself, and after that had his second marriage to a member of the Hightower house, the most beautiful girl in the continent, who marry him, not for a startegic alliance, but for love. Sure, eventually the marriage ended, and he disgraced himself because of her, but at least he can say he bedded the most beautiful woman in his continent, which 99% of the people that will ever read this will never be able to say so.

Now, it seems that he is making the same mistakes, and only following Daenerys in hopes of bedding her. But such is not the case. He already accepted she will never bed him, but he still thinks of her as the most politically suited candidate for the throne. That is the reason he follows Daenerys now, and has diagraced himself for her. Something you would have noticed if you had actually watched the show.

But no, you see him getting rejected, and think of him only as LE LORD FRIENDZONE WHAT A KEKOLD LOL XD!!!, whitout getting to know his reasons and story, and without admiting how much more of a man he is when next to you. You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists. And yet you pretend to watch the show.

But then, you may have never have touched a woman, sure, but at least you aren't a cuckold like Jorah

>>87120287
was getting cucked part of your plan?

>>87120287
t. Jorah

>>87120287
AH YES

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>>87119931
>give a character a line to justify every unbelievable bullsit that happens in the show
was it done on purpse? BRAVO D&D