/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>87113271
:3

>>87113271

I'm a couple minutes into Mulholland Drive

worth my time, bros?

>>87113316
Oh boy

>>87113316
Fuck off and get back to watching it

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sneaky kyle :3

>>87113271
I ain't clicking that shit, nigga

>>87113143
Post-TP, he didn't want to be in FWWM because of "typecasting" but there are a lot of rumors that he was upset with Lynch for jumping ship in season 2.

>>87113143
>"maintain contact for decades"
>this is the first project they've done together since FWWM
source: your ass. This is the first project they've done since FWWM. That silence speaks louder than anything.

I never said that there was bad blood between them, at least nothing super serious that wasn't able to be fixed with time, but come on. The guy owed his entire career to Lynch; declining to be in FWWM when Cooper was already set to have a big part in it was a dick move, and he probably realized that because he changed his mind midway through and decided to come back with a reduced role.

I love Kyle, but he pretty much fell into the same trap a lot of up and coming actors do by thinking he was going to have a huge Hollywood career which caused him to turn his back on what made him popular to begin with.

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>I am the FBI
The absolute state of Twin Peaks viewers when they literally could not remember that Coop was FBI.

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>>87113271
>boop
Bob wishes he were on Boop's level.

>>87113316
watch it till the end and don't come back here in the meanwhile NOW

some faggot is bound to come in to tell you that _______go watch it dammit____________

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>>87113367
so pure

>>87113367
he's the town grapist :^)

>>87113493
>Post-TP, he didn't want to be in FWWM because of "typecasting" but there are a lot of rumors that he was upset with Lynch for jumping ship in season 2.
Source on the bad blood rumors? Another anon last thread said that Kyle's admitted this a number of times.

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>>87113566
>66
>froggo
Blessed by Kek

Shadilay

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>>87113528

Being Boop must be fun

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>>87113367
kyle no...

>>87113644
Now THIS is crossfit!

>>87113493
>>87113621
>>"I met him and it clicked," he says. "David saw my darker underbelly and he used that. He got me and I got him. It was very special." MacLachlan and Lynch ended up parting ways after Twin Peaks. "I was angry with him at the time," says MacLachlan, "because he breezed in, directed two shows and then just left us on our own. I felt let down."

>>87113493
>I love Kyle, but he pretty much fell into the same trap a lot of up and coming actors do by thinking he was going to have a huge Hollywood career which caused him to turn his back on what made him popular to begin with.

That's a risk all popular actors have to take when stuck with an equally popular role. Either embrace typecasting and be known for nothing else, like Henry Winkler or Michael Richards, or leave before the character takes over, like Robin Williams and Sean Connery, at the risk of career stillbirth. It's not a pretty fact, but it's show business.

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who /andy/ here

MVP of the season

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>,,,seriously Lynch?

>>87113271
>Living Room
We call it that, but the walls barely seem to breathe.

>>87113695
heart of gold

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>>87113644
Why did people hate this movie again?

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>>87113653
k-kyle..... what are you doing....?

/r/ the faceapp pic of Mr C's face that makes him smile unnaturally.

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>>87113629
>Blessed by Kek
>
>Shadilay

I like to think that Lynch saw Showgirls which is how Rena Riffel ended up in Mulholland Dr.

>>87113695
>Character becomes smart over 25 years
Lynch knows how to do arcs

>>87113688
desu I don't blame him at all. It sucked that Lynch wasn't able to do what he wanted with Laura's storyline, but abandoning the cast and crew when it was obvious he was the one keeping the ship afloat was shitty, especially when early season 2 proved that he could work under creative constraints and put out a good product despite them.

>>87113644
They got the whole pool to themselves, why are they fighting for this precise spot.

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>>87113775

>>87113840
reply to
>>87113644

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heard "shadow" in wild and started to get legit emotional.

I hate this show and hate all of you.

>>87113644
What the fuck was her god damn problem?

>>87113695
Most Valuable Gut.

>>87113644

>fucking in a pool
>ever

When will this meme die

>>87113689
This, and TV then wasn't the way it is now where it's considered a respectable medium on par with or even exceeding film. Occasionally you'll have your Bryan Cranstons and Charlie Days who are able to make the jump, but for the most part, actors who breakout in TV usually stay there and end up all the better for it.

>>87113904
I don't know but I'm glad Kyle's winning.

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>>87113316
Don't marathon it, bro. Best watch it over a period of months.

>>87113929
virgin here what's wrong with it? it sounds kinda hot on paper at least.

>>87113644
>Kyle has claimed in interviews that he had no idea Showgirls would be as bad as he did
>even though he filmed scenes like THIS
Is he just retarded or was he that desperate to be put in roles that weren't "wholesome, sweet, slightly weird good guy"?

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>>87113868
I don't think they are fighting, anon

>>87113963
It was supposed to be a series like Twin Peaks.

>>87113975
Not him but water is a fucking terrible lubricant, and I don't want to imagine chlorine thrown into the mix. Pools are mostly just for heavy petting or blowjobs if the chick is brave.

>>87113975
water is a shitty lubricant and you end up all sore and possibly with infections because of the microtears

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>>87114020
Knowing this kind of fucked up the film for me. You can tell the precise moment Lynch hit new material territory, and it was kind of jarring.
Also have to live with the fact that I'll never really know what Lynch had planned with the cowboy or pic related.

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>>87114007

>Whoops, sorry Paul I completely fucked up the scene again, let's do another take

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>>87114073
I forgot it was meant to be for TV

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>>87114007
>does various takes
>one feels good to the actor and maybe even some producers, and they assumes the director feels the same
>director chooses the shittiest take instead

More common than you'd think.

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>>87114147
You are in my thread.

The TP Latinamerica Fb page its streaming FWWM+ The missing pieces rigth now

>>87114243
We're not even close to your fucking thread, asshole.

>>87114073
I really wish we got the pilot version leaked in higher quality than the one that's been going around on the net for years. There's a fan edit that retools the released film into the Pilot, but it takes liberties because there are some parts the editor couldn't replicate

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>>87114315
...I move thread.

>>87114073

I honestly feel like Lynch got lucky with salvaging it in the end and getting it where he did.

>>87114025
>>87114053
The main problem with that scene is that the only way Kyle could be fucking Elizabeth in that position is if his dick grew out of his navel.

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She was /ourgal/ if you sit down and think about it.

POLISH ACCOUNTANT IS MAD

>>87114414
FUCK OFF

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>>87114309
>Latinamerica Fb page

>>87114518
that was the funniest fucking scene

>>87114455
That's a classic sex scene trope, especially popular if tits are the emphasis.

>>87114451
Definitely. I loved the film we got honestly, and my problems with it are mostly just a desire for more. Prime Naomi Watts's tits were also a great consolation.

>>87114507
Sheryl Disappointedinmee lol

>>87113731
Because they for some reason think that a movie with the line 'How does it feel not to have anybody coming on you anymore' was meant to be taken seriously.

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>failure in every conceivable level
>TP is the only thing between you and a rope
>that ends on sunday

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>>87114073
As much as I love Naomi Watts someone on here once suggested Sheryl Lee as Betty and Sherilyn Fenn as Rita and now I just wonder what could have been. I mean she even looks just like Watts in that top right picture.

>>87114451
It's something beyond luck that Lynch was able to take a pilot and rework it into something so thematically cohesive and genuinely moving.

>>87114701
cheer up lass

>>87113644
NOOOO
Kyle is PURE! PURE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_izR2WgEJpM

Jesus Christ, what does Lynch see in her?

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>>87114701
it's all over after sunday lad

>>87114791
Blocked in my country, whats so bad in this video

>>87114754
It was originally pitched as an Audrey spinoff pham.

>>87114684
They made the same damned mistake with Starship Troopers. 90s critics had no fucking clue what subversive humor was, Jesus Christ.
>>87114754
FWWM gave me Sheryl, so no sadness there.

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>>87114791
Gee I wonder.
Not that I blame him, and I like her better as an actress than as a musician.

>>87114791
he saw her naked body

THEY BE LIKE
>COOP
WHAT
>CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
WHY MAN
>SO ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME

>>87114886
One day we may all be that lucky.

>>87114886
Lynch is a gentleman, he would never.

>>87114843
Yeah I know and obviously she'd have been the lead in that case, someone just suggested what I mentioned since Sheryl and Sherilyn fit the naive blonde and dark-haired femme fatale roles Naomi and Laura had in the movie

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>>87114831
The band murders a hobo to fuel their creativity.

>>87114791

I want her to whisper to me in her ASMR voice while stomping on my balls

>>87114831
It's Chrysta Bell

>>87114791
She speaks like she is in a porno, expecting her to say something sexual

>>87114791
Bullshit aside this kind of thing has to be why Lynch has been divorced so many times right? If I was his wife I'd be insecure as fuck at all the beautiful women he surrounds himself with, especially since most of his actresses worship him when they talk about the man

>>87114979
Christ I'd just settle for the asmr. I love that shit and she'd fucking destroy my dick doing it.

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>the Roadhouse is Audrey's coma
>James was there
>James got taken to the Sheriff's office and was seen by Hawk, Truman, Bobby, Andy, and Lucy

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>>87115064
>especially since most of his actresses worship him when they talk about the man
He really does have a power over women that knows no bounds, which is weird because his art school teacher cucked him, causing him to drop out.

This is why I know everybody who calls him a rapist is either memeing or is Michael J. Anderson, because you can't rape the willing, and the unwilling don't exist for David Lynch.

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Laura... easy on the garmonbozia

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>>87115064
>that's my pal, Dave
>he's so nice, and he makes you feel so comfortable that is kinda just...that's the fun part, you know, just to be giddy around him
She calls Lynch Dave, and he makes her giddy. Fuck this world

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is she a cuck?

Vote for best /tpg/ meme since we're almost there anyway.

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>>87114834

>>87115246
Must suck to be married to David Lynch and still be a glorified background actor.

>>87115264
I miss Croatiaposting, so much more creative than anything we got out of the Russian leaks

>Just watched Sunday's episode
>The shitty musical performances actually had a payoff
Alright I admit it
I got fuckin Lynched

>>87115303
That's his wife? Jesus. How does he have such beautiful women all over him and THAT's his wife

>>87115215
Laura, I've said this before, and I'll say it again, because I worry about you. We've been friends for a long time, and God knows the stuff we've been through - and so do you. You've always cultivated that free spirit, that weird way you have to do things, and I respect that. I don't often meddle in your life, because I know that you can handle your own problems in your own way. So when I come to you talking in a serious manner like this, you're one to know that the situation is not like it usually is. And both of us know pretty well what this is about, don't we?... Yeah, we do. That garmonbozia. You're not going easy on it, Laura, and it worries me, because anything can happen right now. You're not your usual you, you're acting strange, and I don't know what else to do. I'm reaching to you personnally, because we're both adults, and have a long history together. We both care about each other, and know when it's time to ask each other politely - as I am asking you at the momment - to go EASY. Taking it easy is not an easy thing, if you get me. You probably do, you're a smart gal. Always have been... But you're letting yourself go, and it's getting to everyone of us. People are often asking "is she going to take it easy on the garmonbozia?". Because, man, this is getting really out of hand. So, I'll say this once more, and it's because of everything we have with each other, and I believe I can honestly come to you and say it: Laura.... please, buddy..... easy on the garmonbozia.

>>87115303
It's better like that. Why would an auteur front his wife on nepotism?

>>87115347
A common tactic among players is to marry an ugly woman to increase the likelihood of cheating on her without repercussions. What is a mug like that gonna do? Leave? She knows she'll never do better, and Lynch knows this too.

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>>87115246

I'm pretty sure they have an open marriage

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https://youtu.be/zyOJq0V8_lg?t=1m3s
>I had very healthy parental connections, very nuturing wonderful positive parents who didn't make me feel shameful for being a sensual creature even if I was very young at the time. I think this was very important, I was always encouraged to explore my feminity and be sensual and feminine there was no strangeness or oppression around it, there was celebration
Chrysta Bell confirmed disgusting child slut encouraged by her parents
David Lynch confirmed for preying on the abused and fucked up

>>87115441
Is this from Inland Empire? I can't remember. Otherwise, I don't recognize it

>>87115441
>those tits
Alright I can see some of the appeal.

>>87115489
Yes. The girls were Justin Theroux's previous gfs haunting Laura Dern.

>>87115483
We have to stop Lynch, this is unacceptable.

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>>87115493
>fake blow up tits
>appealing

>>87113975
Chlorine water dries everything out. It sounds awesome but it really isn't that much fun.

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>>87115483
>preying on the abused and fucked up
What should he have done, lol? Not put her in the show? how does that help?

Asked whether there is a possibility for a second new season on Showtime, Nevins did not rule out a continuation completely, but noted that the upcoming 18-episode installment “is designed to be close-ended, one-time event.”

>>87115441
Those are fake as fuck right?

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>>87115541
It's my fetish and I like it.

>>87115483
>giving her a co-starring role in the most kino TV series ever made
>preying

Anon, please.

>>87115483
>sensuality is fun
>there's nothing dark attached to it, it can be simply simply and beautiful
Poor girl. Lynch is a monster.

>>87115644
Except sex can be a fun, beautiful thing. That's not exactly wrong.

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>>87115281

Polish huh, wonder if he's related to /ourlad/

>>87115574
Fucking this. It's old fucking news.
The worst reddit meme has to be "Season 4 confirmed"

>>87115754
Except she's describing sex and sexuality from the perspective of her childhood. This alone makes it sick.

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How did The Return turn out so good? Like seriously, it had all the makings of being a failure.

>it's a revival which almost always suck
>25 years later
>most of the cast is dead or not returning
>lynch quit the production at one point

But turned out to be amazing, even better than the original seasons.

How?

Was it some sort of miracle?

>>87115798
what was his problem?

>>87115803
but it is confirmed

as my dubs in this post will prove

Is there going to be a Dougie-centric feature length fan edit when this is over?

>>87115838

it wasn't a hack job, lynch/frost had been writing since at least 2011

Chrysta Bell before David Lynch corrupted her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMckyFoEEGI

Someone needs to stop him.

NAIDO IS JUDY

NOT DIANE

DIANE IS DIANE

>>87115813
From the perspective of "a young age".
To an adult 16 or 17 constitutes a young age. I have no reason to believe otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LydaHUv2hK0

>Mr Pearl Jam, my teenage hero

Is she a vedderposter?

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Has this been updated?

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>>87116254

>>87115954
WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT JUDY

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why was this allowed?

>>87116342
JUST (You)

>>87116342
hahaha LYNCHED

>>87116342
that was so fucking good

Everyone see the cube scene side by side and have the same revelation I had?

The alien creature in the cube is Coop in the non existent dimension... being amplified by the experiement cube(?)

Watch this. 8 minutes in. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nm3T4zYWvdc .

The plug Naido doesn't want Coop to use is the kid on the couch. The experiment cube is manifesting Naido and Coop into our dimension. That plug was the wrong plug. That person was the wrong person. Not Dougie. I don't think Naido (tornado) meant to kill them so you?

Also. Is it a coincidence that the possible hosts we saw for Coop (Kids on couch, Dougie) had just had sex, or is there something to sexual electricity?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDre89QK3g

Tightrope,
In the big top

I'm still, but I can't stop

Can't see at night, what if I fall?

Without a net, where do I fall?

High ride, in the spot light

Can't fly, afraid of heights

Can't see the end, what if I choke?
There is no end, I'm gonna choke
~

There's, no,
Way out,
Of this,
Circus,
Leaping,
Aspose,
They can't,
Hurt us
Cage with the lions, now
Begging for silence, now
Tryn'a escape
There is no way
Out of this circus...

Begging for silence, now

Tryn'a escape
There is no way,
Out of this circus...

Trapeze,
Has me in the air
~
No safety,
If this fabric tears
~
If I lose grip, where do I fall?
~
Gonna lose grip, nowhere to fall...

I'm casing
Bright lights,

Toying
With those coloured lights

If I can't run, where do I go?

I cannot run, where do I go?

There's, no,
Way out,
Of this,
Circus,
We paint,
On smiles
So they can't,
Hurt us
Cage with the lions, now
Begging for silence, now
Tryn'a escape
There is no way
Out of this circus...

Begging for silence, now

There's, no,
Way out,
Of this,
Circus,
We paint,
On smiles
So they can't,
Hurt us
Cage with the lions, now
Begging for silence, now
Tryn'a escape
There is no way
Out of this circus...

>>87114574
I was dying. I thought it was gonna be one of those kinda cliche scenes where the random dickhead neighbor gets angry at the villains, not knowing they're dangerous criminals, and ends up getting killed.

Instead it was the complete opposite.

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Is there an edit of Dido blessing the world with Kyle Maclachlan yet?

>>87115441
the second I heard season 3 was going to be on showtime I thought to myself "my God, there are going to be so many bare tits"

>>87116707
I still can't believe they cast Dick as the lead for their second show.

probably why that shit tanked

>>87116720
He took the quality>quantity route. Only three pairs of tits, but all of them cute examples of their types.

>>87116749
>hating Ian Buchanan
Kill yourself. It's not his fault the plots they wrote for him were shit.

>>87116788
What about the dead bitch in the yard? She had her titties out but they were dead titties.

>>87114073
Which parts? It seems quite cohesive to me.

But man how I wish he could have made the full TV series, it probably would have been even better than Twin Peaks: The Return. Unless network restrictions got in his way.

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>>87116254
>>87116283

>>87115838
Elements of it (Hawk searching for Cooper, the Jeffries/Judy plot, Bad Dale) had been sitting in Lynch and Frost's desks for over 20 years thanks to planned FWWM sequels and drafts of a third seasons following the second. They'd probably even had an endgame in mind at that point as well.
Then they took those concepts and wove them into a "25 years later" concept and mixed in themes that fit that concept, like the passage of time, the withering of morality and even reality, among other things. The rest was filming, casting, and Lynch including his trademark surrealism.

It all worked like a fucking charm, and I couldn't be happier.

>>87116461
rob ager tier autism

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Gotta light?

>>87113975
ugh, my wife loved to have pool sex when we were dating and every time we got in the pool i dreaded that it was coming... the water is freezing so you have the tiniest version of your boner, its a struggle to jam it in, you do all of the work, then you swim in jizz

>>87113644
seriously what in the ever living FUCK was Verhoeven thinking

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct_xFZC0lAE

Now,
I will die young,
You will die young
Concern
With what's to come, not what's to come

If blood is on my hands,
The faithless never see
You know I hate 'em there,
Like savages and queens.

Give,

Give me your blood,

It's forever.

Da da da da da da da da
da, da da da da da da da

I
Will be therein
Of every day
You
Will be there on-
ly when it pains,

I know it's hard to read,
What's always in their heart,

The higher you will climb, the deeper you will fall.

Give,

Give me your blood,

It's forever.

Now
Give us your heart
Enough to live
Take
It from your heart
Just like I said

Give, give me your blood

It's forever.

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>tfw Laura Palmer

>>87116834
When it rounded TV-14 to R rated territory. The too hot for TV content in general ramped up when Lynch was unshackled. Seemed that the camerawork in general improved as well.

>>87116833
Not an actual person. Looked more like a sculpture.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UM8ayuvjHk

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>this was the mystery, this was the story

what the fuck are they talking about?

why am I still reading this place

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>>87116001
>From the perspective of "a young age"
You've just misquoted her, she said "even if I was very young at the time"
Young and very young are not the same

>>87117384
The second question is the one you need to answer. Don't bother with that shithole.

>>87117413
17 is very young.

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>>87116283

>>87117384
Jesus Christ this post you've shown me actually earned a meme answer like HAHAHA LYNCHED.
I'll bet he hated the Mitchum brothers, too. He should take down that Prisoner avatar and trade it in for something more his style, like a Jon Snow or one of the Doctor Whos.

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How is it possible to have such a beautiful smile?

>>87117384
why do we need to see the box again

>mr c tried to catch cooper so he could kill him probably
>it didn't work
>plot over

i mean if there turns out to be more to it than that then cool but it seems pretty self explanatory atm.

>>87117513
It'll likely turn up again, but I agree that it doesn't really have to. Pretty clear that Bad Dale amassed billions thanks to Bob, the Dugpas, the Experiment, and his FBI access and funded these projects himself.

>>87116342
I actually kind of like that song

>>87117453
Take a watch of the clip, she even goes on to say she proceeded to grow up seeing sensuality as something positive, she is talking about being sensual at a young age, you wouldn't describe 17 as being early in a young person's development

>>87117571
I'd call it fairly early in a young adult's development.

>>87117384
>they need to redeem themselves
These people need to die

the moon from majora's mask but the face is leaping lad.

i'm just spit balling here.

>>87117553
it might turn up again once cole gets cooper back up to speed, he'll probably recognize the room from the photos and mention he was in there I guess.

>>87117562
The guitarwork is good shit, but Hurley just can't reach the pitch he thinks he's reaching.

>>87117600
I highly doubt she meant 17, either way it is pretty sick, her parents encouraging behaviour of the sort

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>>87113301

Mr. C is pretty fucked desu.

Cooper has reached a higher level, he's probably spent the last 25 years meditating, waiting for the moment for him to get out.

Meanwhile Mr C has only gotten weaker as his time on earth comes to a close.

25 years for this and it's going to end in 3 days :(

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

Hey, brother, what you thinking?
Leave that old record spinning
You feel the rhythm, going
(Hah, They call it lonely digging)
Legs
End your time to lay low
Your knees a-bending, so
It's time to get up and let go
(Hah, You're gonna come undone)

Hey, father, how's it going?
Can't see your body glowing
Don't leave the party dying
(Hah, They call it lonely digging)
Your booty shaking, you know
Youth has no right to say no
Tonight it's,
Ready, set, go

Baby,
Can you move it
Round the rhythm
So we can get grippin'
To the ground
and get us
a rock and roll round
Downtown
body body
Got me with a super-hotty
Let's go, yes-no, hell no
Girl,
can you move it round the rhythm
'Cause you know we're living
In the fast lane, speed up
It ain't no game, just tell me all the themes when I come up on the scene

Hey, brother, what you thinking?
That good old sound is ringing
They don't know what they're missing
(Hah, They call it lonely digging)
Legs
End your time to lay low
Your knees a-bending, so
It's time to get up and let go

Hey, brother, nice and steady
Put down your drink, you ready
It's hot
When things get messy
(Hah, They call it lonely digging)
Your booty shaking, you know
Youth has no right to say no
Tonight it's,
Ready, set, go

Baby,
Can you move it
Round the rhythm
So we can get grippin'
To the ground
and get us
a rock and roll round
Downtown
body body
Got me with a super-hotty
Let's go, yes-no, hell no
Girl,
can you move it round the rhythm
'Cause you know we're living
In the fast lane, speed up
It ain't no game, just turn up all the beams when I come up on the scene


Girl,
Can you move it
Round the rhythm
So we can get grippin'
To the ground
and get us
a rock and roll round
Downtown
body body
Got me with a super-hotty
Let's go, yes-no, hell no
Girl,
can you move it round the rhythm
'Cause you know we're living
In the fast lane, speed up
It ain't no game, just turn up all the-

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>>87117680

>>87117422
DAVID LUNCH LOL

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>>87117702
I'd like to share a vision I had with you, /tpg/.

In my vision, I was at the post limit of a vast discussion, a /tv/ thread of some... fantastic proportion.
There seemed to emanate from it, a light from within, this gleaming, radiant text.

I'd known this thread.

I had in fact been born and raised there.

But this was my first Twin Peaks: The Return...

A reunion, with the deepest well-springs of my being.

Wandering about, I noticed (happily) that the thread had been immaculately maintained.

There'd been added a number of additional memes, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference.

Returning to the beginning of the catalogue, there came a bump at the front page.

/tpg/ was standing there.

It was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep lore, and theory.

We embraced, a warm and loving embrace.

Nothing withheld.

We were, in this moment, One.

The thread ended, and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence, in /tpg/, and its future.

That was my vision... of you.

I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.

I wish you nothing but the very best, in all things.

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>>87117747

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>>87117702
I'm gonna miss you lads.

/tpg/, I am witness to the fact that you all have hearts of gold.

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>>87117764

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>>87117799

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>>87117764
I'll miss you all

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>>87117702
It's been quite a ride, I'm glad Vedderfag got proven wrong.
>tfw we finally have Coop back

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>>87117764
Just for you, because you rock.

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>>87117840

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>>87117856
I have to go away for a while. But I want to tell you how much I've enjoyed spending time with all of you. You've made my heart so full.

>>87114814
one one nine

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpsisSk_cYE&
>*sensual voice throughout*
>you're too dangerous to get in the back seat with
>I wouldn't want to get into the back seat, I'd be too afraid
>yeah baby, I'm yours
>kiss me again
>you hear me? I'm yours
>yeah, baby
Defend this, fanboys.

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>>87117946

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/07/twin-peaks-comic-con-naomi-watts-agent-cooper-never-waking-up

>Naomi Watts said she never knew Dougie was Cooper during filming
>episode 16 confirmed she did
>vedderfags tried to use that to prove he wont wake up

Hahahaha

NAOMIED

>>87118021
>Defend this, fanboys.
No.

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>>87118027

>>87118115
You're not a boy then.

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>>87118130

>>87118021

I will when I'm done fapping

>>87118172
Will he show up again?

>>87118147
How does that conceptualize?

>reminder that Showtime CEO admitted that nielsen ratings no longer matter and that they're waiting for Lynch to call about another season if he wants one because the show has caused them to have record signups for the showtime app and they know they're all gonna disappear once the show is over
>reminder that Kyle is up for another season if Lynch wants to do it
>reminder Lynch said he was waiting for it to be over so he can see people's reactions to it before he decides on starting another season

THE THREAD WILL BE TORN MR PALMER

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to all the anons who keep saying they're going to an hero after the show is over.

dont do it bros. what would kyle think if he found out? do you want to make kyle sad? i know pure kino like the return doesn't happen often but we can still find something else to live for. plus there's still the possibility of a s4.

>>87117965
I really hope Cooper survives and gets to live with them for the rest of his life.

>>87118065
Tbf we haven't seen her in a scene with Cooper and it seems we probably won't, he is still upholding the Dougie identity with everyone from Dougie's life

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>>87118172

>>87118314
I liked how even after he told the Mitchums he wasn't Dougie they still called him Dougie and he did not correct them.

I hope everyone just keeps calling him Dougie in the last two hours, would be funny and kino.

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>Finale
>all of the supernatural stuff wraps up with a hard fight from Coop
>Final scene we are notified that Sheriff Truman died
>Coop goes to Funeral
>He circles the casket
>Opens to gaze upon the corpse of his best friend
>Remembers all of the good old days with his eyes close
>opens his eyes
>it's empty
>Harry walks in from a side door
>"How are you doin' Coop?"
>"Harry!? I don't understand. You're dead?"
>"Yuuup"
>"Then how are you here right now?"
>How are YOU here right now?"
>Coop slowly realizes he is also dead
>They cry and hug
>Coop: "Are you real?"
>Harry: laughs "I sure hope so. Yeah, I'm real, you're real, everyone in the church, they're real too."
>"They're all dead too?"
>"Everybody's gotta die sometime Coop. Some before you, some long, long after."
>"Why are they here now?"
>"Well, there is no "now" here"
>"What is this place?"
>"This is the White Lodge. You all created this place so you could find each other."
>Albert walks in and Speaks "The most important part of your life was the time you spent eating pie with these bumpkins in Twin Peaks. Nobody does it alone Coop. You needed them and they all sure as hell needed you"
>Coop: "Annie, she said we were leaving."
>Albert: "No, we're eating."
>Harry opens the doors to reveal they are in the RR Diner
>Laura, James, Bobby, etc. are at a table laughing together
>Audrey is dancing to the music with the arm and the Giant
>Nadine and Mike are sharing a milkshake
>Front 3/4 view of Gordon Cole and Shelly making out
>Big Ed and Norma embracing lovingly
>Coop and Harry pull up to the counter and sit
>Annie is on the other side
>She smirks at Coop as she hands him a cherry pie and black coffee
>He sips
>Smiles
>Fin

Splice in some scenes of his death that were left ambiguous before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5wOHIi7xCU

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>>87118329

>>87118235

He better get Michael Ontkean, Piper Laurie, and Joan Chen in on the action. Especially since there won't be any more Log Lady or Albert, and it'll be tough to work in any more Jeffries/Briggs than what Lynch already went out of his way to include.

>>87118280
how autistic do you have to be to think cooper, a man who quite literally embodies the FBI, would leave the bureau and live in vegas working insurance to live with 2 strangers. he made a new dougie so theyd be taken care of because they were such kind people, not because he wanted to settle down with them. christ.

>>87113644
This is hot..... I wish Kyle would fuck me like that

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>>87118361

>>87118234
Real men can defend Lynch's choice of muse. The fact you cannot suggest you're a roastie.

>>87118368
youre delusional if you think a 4th season would have a single character from the old seasons, or even take place in twin peaks

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>>87118368
>Joan Chen

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>>87118420

>>87118434
lynchs choices of muse comes down to how tight his pants get, what is there to defend?

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>>87118411
Gays need to get out of /tpg/, fix your heart or die

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>>87118489

if there's a season 4 what would the plot be? could they do another murder mystery like s1 after s3 or would that feel to weak? i'd love a season 4 but i'm not sure if it would be any good.

>>87118489
laura and sarah are the only ones in the wrong here for being too fucking weak and useless to just leave. you dont blame a bear when some dipshit walks into its cave and gets eaten

>>87118355
>Finale
>all of the supernatural stuff wraps up with a hard fight from Coop

How?

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>>87118519

>>87118489
>smoking in the house

disgusting desu

i bet their house smelled like poo

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>>87117764
Fare thee well, /tgp/

our time together was always meant to be short

>>87118536
either completely unrelated, or it would deal with closing the portal to the other dimension/defeating the mother if they dont already tackle that in the finale

>>87118550
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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>>87118556

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>>87118500
I'm not gay sweetheart

>>87118550
one punch lad knocks out boop and coop slips the ring on him. then coop finds lauras doppleganger carrie page and brings her home to defeat the mother/sarah palmer

>>87118550
I don't know, Coop is getting his ass kicked by Bad Coop or something then Freddie steps in and knocks Bad Coop's face inside out. It doesn't matter. Coop is badly injured but successful. Spliced scenes show him being carried into the hospital and his friends crying and shit.

>>87118458
>hating Joan Chen
granted she had some shitty scenes, but that was more to do with writing. Her scenes with Jack Nance especially were great.

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>>87118519
>schoolgirl Nadine will never rape you

>>87118588
oh hottdang. did I ever tell that Jeffries is where the mute lady is?

>>87118628
anybody expecting cooper and bad cooper to have some awkwardly edited fight where kyle maclachlan is fighting himself is delusional and has seen too many cartoons

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiYxoVrNua4 was this the most kino lynch-less scene?

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>>87118613
>>87118628
Excellent answers

>>87118500
>not being gay for Kyle.
Leave.

for people who think The Return is going to be wrapped up all neat and nice like a present, I've got news for you
GET REAL
There's definitely going to be some threads left.

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>>87118588
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>87118659
>unrepeating numbers
I need to get high and meditate more on this

hello 4chan friends, I come to bring you great news

season 4 is confirmed, it has no twin peaks, cooper is main character, hes working at the fbi again, and is assigned a case, but here's the twist, while working on the case he's sucked through one of the portals cole saw and ends up in 1980s miami where the rest of the season takes place.

now, this can still be changed, as its early script stages. how do you feel about the plot idea? please tell me old friends.

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>>87118609
>implying girls come here
Traps and other assorted mentals do not count

>>87118235
CNN ran an article today that said the new season is a disappointment because of the ratings

It doesn't look good

>>87118717
>tfw you teach your grandchildren the contemplative arts, subjecting them to punishing brutality and existential doubt the likes of which no man should be forced to undergo, or allow them to flounder haplessly upon the beaches of modern politics

>>87118674
this scene >>87118329 and the drunk Truman scene that follows are all Truman kino

>>87118797
>CNN
lol

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>>87118840
i don't think i've given my gun tOO ANYONE IN MY ENTIIIIIRE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

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>>87118797
>CNN
why would anyone give a shit what they think.

and you ignored the part of my post where the CEO of Showtime stated that the nielsen ratings don't mean shit anymore. Showtime knew what they were getting. They got to read the entire script before production. They knew about episode 8, they knew about Cooper not waking up until later in the series.

>>87118393
He loves them though

>>87118674
Was there any follow up to this scene? I still don't know why she's in a fucking drawer handle let alone why BOB or the midget showed up he wasn't even dancing in reverse fuck off lmao

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kek is this the worst recap ever? The editing is jumping all over the place its killing me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKstb7wFOag

hello 4chan friends, I come to bring you great news

season 4 is confirmed, its set only in twin peaks , cooper never appears, main character is cyril pons, he decides to become a unlicensed private investigator and solve cases in the town of twin peaks, episodes are villain of the week, no long plot arcs.

now, this can still be changed, as its early script stages. how do you feel about the plot idea? please tell me old friends.

>>87119010
You're a numb piece of shit. Mark, and your next book won't retcon FUCK of ALL because every """twist""" is contrived bullshit obviated by life

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say it with me:
B R A V O L Y N C H

>>87119010
MAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKKKK

hey guys, its kyle, I come to bring you great news

season 4 is confirmed, according to david its set in some sort of french town, cooper quits the fbi and moves international.

now, this can still be changed, as from what i've heard its early script stages. how do you feel about the plot idea?

>>87119096
grapes balls

hello, its joan, who played josie in the original series, I come to bring you great news

season 4 is confirmed, the plot is about me escaping the wood knob of the dresser, james takes over the cooper role to investigate the case!

>>87118499
>his pants don't get tight as well
Must suck to be a women. Do you defend Shelly, too?

I shit myself while watching part 8 last night. And I mean I literally shit myself. I was to into it to run to the bathroom, so I sat in my shit until it was over.

Now you mention it I DO hate Italians. It's one of the only things I hate. How did you notice?

hello, its the log, who played Log Lady's log, I come to bring you great news

season 4 is confirmed, the plot is about me starting my new life with Tammy after Log Lady's untimely demise.

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>>87118915

>>87119258
>amerisharts

What's up with the sound in the great northern and why did Bushnell hear it in the hospital?

>>87119342
It was Mike getting him out of the room so he could talk to Cooper.

>>87119365
Why was it in the great northern though?

>>87119258
hahahahaha

>>87119372
audrey is waking up m8

>>87119327
Why does his mouth look like that when he yells?

>>87119372
I don't know. Probably some lodge shenanigans.

http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/news/eddie-vedder-out-of-sand-twin-peaks/

BAHAHAHAHA VEDDER POSTER EVEN MORE BTFO
>it was Laura Dern that brought Vedder into the fold, not David
>Vedder was unaware of any specifics about the plot when writing the song

>>87119372
Literally Josie stuck in the hotel

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO

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>>87119080

BOOMLYNCHSHOT

>>87119214
ive jerked off to mulholland drive 1000 times anon, that has literally nothing to do with my post whatsoever. everybody knows why lynch chooses the chicks he does

>>87119542
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So Sonny Jim has 4 fathers? Dale, Doug #1, Doug #2 replacement, and unnamed Hispanic man?

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>>87119542
You really think people trolling saying David Lynch had a songwriting on that song were serious? Sounds like you were BTFO

>>87119659
That guys laugh is nearly as good as Wyndom Earle's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5t5mzRGf_M

1:08

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>>87115560
so, were they really on his drive way or was it just stress and negativity?

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>>87119542
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>87119693
>Everyone thinks Sonny Jim is hispanic

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ODuoegi give Mullins the glad hand

>>87119585
THANK FUCK FOR THIS GUY

>>87119542
JUST

>>87119895
>>87119895
>>87119895

>>87119803
FRIENDLY REMINDER MY SHIT UP