Stark gargoyles edition >>87105559

>>87107955
Somebody Herr played Super Ghosts and Ghouls?

>>87107955
How is that guy holding the champagne bottle? Based on his apparent body angle, it looks like he would have to use some really bizarre grip to hold it

>>87107955

Top Tier Chad Houses
>Current Targaryen
>Stark
>Baelish
>Baratheon
>Lannister
>Greyjoy
>Selmy
>Dayne
>Redwyne
>Targaryen until Jahaerys II
>Blackfyre
>Velaryon
>Dondarrion
>Tarly
>Manwoody
>Yronwood
>Wyll
>Osgrey
>Webber

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>>87107955
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is godess, wife of sun. It is known.

Friendly reminder that Tarcestous freaks are insane

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>Jaime covers his golden hand as Euron sets out to enlist the Golden Company

It's like pottery. It puts fingers in the bum.

>>87108004
No but i played Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts

>>87108033
>Sub human posts fake list
Kek
Top Tier Chad Houses
>Baratheon
>Lannister
>Greyjoy
>Selmy
>Dayne
>Redwyne
>Targaryen until Jahaerys II
>Blackfyre
>Velaryon
>Dondarrion
>Tarly
>Manwoody
>Yronwood
>Wyll
>Osgrey
>Webber

>>87108057
How many times was Tyene raped by Greyjoy soldiers on the way to KL?

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>>87108033
>no Tollett

Maximum pottery incoming.

Jon and Dany's arrival to Winterfell will mirror Robert and Cersei's from the pilot

Thoughts?

>>87108057
So Stannis and Blackfish rescued tits snek and boss snek right? We never saw their bodies, so they must be alive.

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agghhh...

>>87108077
Stop disrespecting my list

>>87107955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KGdybf_vCU

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Where does he get all that booty from?

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>tfw Nikolaj doesn't like Jon and Dany
https://youtu.be/Hj28xrrnAMM?t=66

Seeing him join TEAM GOOD will destroy me inside.

Has the name 'Azor Ahai' ever been mentioned in the show?

If not how many times has "the prince who was promised" been mentioned? I feel like this entire prophecy has just been left out.

>>87108057
Why did he leave any of them clothed?

>>87108038
>Myrcella
>Rhaegar
>Lyanna
>Ashara

They are hardly characters on their own.

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>>87108077
You forgot a house.

>>87108026

Hes gripping it by the end of the bottle, as he should be, plebians that grip it in the middle have no taste.

>>87108098

post yfw they both enter on a dragon individually

>>87108106
It's a shit list tbqhwy

>>87108102
please stop posting this

>>87108191
Is this the new motto of House Tully under Edmure?

>>87108038
Showfag here, Stannis is easily among the worst characters in the show

>>87108096
This idiot doesnt know half the Houses in ths list

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>>87108141

>>87107955
imagine the assignment they gave to the casting crew
>find most beautiful woman who looks like Maisie Williams
they did well though

>>87108219
What's wrong with you? the list is alright

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MY QUEEN

>>87107955
Why is anyoone still watching now that CIA is coonfirmed not azor ahai?

>>87108272
Shitsei is shit

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>>87108224
>>87108102
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

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>>87108026

>>87107955
China Mieville does celebrity bartending?

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>>87108224
Why?

What is currently happening in

>The Stormlands
>The Riverlands
>The Westerlands
>The Reach
>Dorne

>>87108102
Based agghhhposter.

>>87108309
Dinklage pouring that shit

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>>87108272
They need to stop nerfing her and taking her hair hostage though. I'll even say that Dany is good looking if that's what it takes.

>>87108309
>modern_day_kit_harrington.png

>>87108077
You forgot

God Tier Chad Houses

>Targaryen during Aegon I

>>87108341
hes my fav character
>>87108302
how many of these do you fucking have

>>87108373
>Stormlands
>Reach
>Dorne

Their great houses are all extinct now, so it's anarchy as all the lesser houses scramble for a bigger piece of the pie

>>87108026
He isn't holding the bottle. He's watching Kit Harington stand on the table, struggling to pour it.

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>>87108235
>your opinion

>>87108444
based get

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>crows keep telling me I'll get used to it

>Ygritte in season 3: Tormund has climbed the wall half a hundred times

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Only king of the hill fans will get this one

>>87108444
Smoggled some trips shtanish

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>>87108400
>hes my fav character
And? I'm a Stannisfag too.

>how many of these do you fucking have
Not that anon, but I have over 150 pics in my agghh folder.

>>87108393
Everyone knows the Elder Chad, No need to specify it

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>>87108400
AAAHHHHHHHHGGGHHHH

>1,000 years after the Great War
>Dany has abolished borders, made all wildlings and dorthaki into citizens and introduced a democratic system to elect leaders
>As a result westeros is one giant dorthaki slum
>Only bastion of civilization left is Hightower where the maesters of the Citadel live long lives enriched by the technology produced in their many factories

>>87108464
>expecting D&D to remember anything

Lower your show expectations my man. It's only going to get worse.

>>87108503
>but I have over 150 pics in my agghh folder.
Mega that shit
Do it for me

HOLD THE DOOR

>>87108596
PREP THE BULL

>>87108444
TRIPS CONFIRM

>>87108561
this one got me
kek

>>87108596
AAAGGGHHH

>>87108613
PRUBOL

>>87108464
just shut ur brain off Lol

>ywn watch seasons 1-3 for the first time EVER again

>>87108444
STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!!

>>87108570
Nice unfunny meme

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>>87108444
discarded

>>87107955
Starkoyles

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aaggghhhh sansa save me...

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>>87108272

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>>87108698
THE ONE TRUE KING

Haven't been impressed with the season so far. Hope the next 3 episodes deliver.

>>87107955
/r/ing the Chaosh Krew pic

I know one of you fucks has it

>>87108726
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>87108770
Rest assured they won't.

>>87108464
Just because he can climb a wall doesn't mean he likes standing atop it you piece of shit autistic stannis fan. Stop nitpicking everything. Goddamn I'm so tired of posts like this.

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>>87108770
Not sure if bait

>One Stark kid is a warg, the greatest swordsman who ever lived, honest and noble, born leader who everyone sucks off, made king despite being bastard, secret prince, will probably ride a dragon and fulfill prophecy saving the world
>another is the most powerful greenseer in millennia who can see anything in the past or present at will
>another is a Faceless Man trainee with all their skills and knowledge + waterdancing + warging
>another was a military prodigy at 14
>two are pretty much useless on their own

4/6 are extraordinary even for their world, and belong to the exact same family, in the same generation

George is a hack

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lemme write season 8 for you guys better than debid and doobid could

>night king's dead start destroying towns
>jon and dany arrive at winterfell and prepare defenses
>bronn meets up with jaime, frees edmure and the tully army
>tormund and berric and nights watch survivors march to winterfell
>golden company arriving in KL
>euron stabs cersei in the back and takes the throne for himself
>qyborn takes charge of her corpse and begins work
>dothraki are ambushed by the undead army and burned by viscerion
>undead army start besieging winterfell
>sam and bran trying to figure out a way to kill the night king
>at the last minute unsullied and jaime/edmure force arrives to save winterfell
>bran wargs into the night king, destroys the rest of the undead, and allows jon to kill him
>jaime marches south to kings landing with dany's army to fight euron
>theon (who rescued yara earlier) dies fighting euron, yara kills him
>qyborn brings cersei back as the Dead Queen, she meets with Jaime in the throne room
>KL burns to the ground as jaime hugs cersei and qyborn sets off wildfire bombs
>At the end a 10 min kino scene showing summer returning to the land

>>87108745
How did Zombie Gregor know Cersei was only threatening Jamie?

>>87108770

You would think they would save the Night King bringing down the wall for the season finale.

>>87108038
sansa chapters are the worst

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>M'ASK YOU SUMTHIN, CERSEI
>THE HOUND JUST CHOPPED HIM IN HALF
>WHY'S HE STILL COMIN'? HUH?
>IT AIN'T LIKE IT WAS

>>87108862
There's a reason the story started with them

>>87108141
From being short

>>87108863
is this bait?

>>87108863
gay

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>>87107955
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler.

>>87108899
I think he can't kill Lannisters.

>>87108863
Do the world a favor and never write a book, ever.

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>>87108038
>Qyburn not on the list

Into the trash it goes

AND HARRENHAL?

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>sansa i beg you

>>87109011
Do you think GRRM jerked off after he wrote this?

>>87108958
Was anyone else expecting the wight to play dead when it was tumbled out of the box? Would have made everyone on Dany's side look like utter twats, could have even ambushed and killed a minor character.

>>87108745
That's the face of someone who regrets not learning how to fap with his left hand.

>>87107955
I want to fuck Maisie Williams but her face is giving me second thoughts.

Someone please give me guidance.

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>>87108038
I approve.

>>87109117
No, he only jerks off to incest and nipple play

>>87108862
>>another was a military prodigy at 14
if he was so prodigy, why is he DEAD

>>87109119
>implying that writing would appeal to the normie audience
I wish it did happen.

>>87109264
he didn't die by military

>>87109264
He was talking about Sansa

>>87109330
well then i guess he's fucking USELESS

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>>87109264
I recognize that cadence

>>87108909
That would be a horrible ending.

>>87108862
In the books, I think most Stake kids are Wargs

>>87109348
sansa can't be the military prodigy, because she's already the mind control queen

Reminder that D&D threw away the original plot for the Battle of the Bastards because they really wanted to win an emmy with this episode and Kit Harringtons performance.

This is literally a proven fact.

>>87108863
No, that's exactly how debid and doobid would write it

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>>87108038
>Euron higher than CIA and Tywin

>>87109407
What was the original plot?

So the wall was built to keep the others out, right? So that means they've invaded before. So the others were beaten once before and then went into hiding for a long ass time?

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so are the books actually good or is grrm a hack like so many people say

I just finished the witcher novels and I need more shit

Redpill me on the Fist of the Crannogmen

Jon is a manlet, Jamie is a cripple, Tyrion is a dwarf, Sam is fat, Sandor is scarred, Theon, Varys and Grey Worm are all dickless, Bran is paralyzed from the waist down, Jorah is a beta orbiter and even Davos is mutilated.

How will the writers manage to kill off Bronn, Gendry, Podrick and Tormund in one season? Or will they band together as the last, cis, able-bodied white males of Westeros?

>>87109527
read War and Peace

>>87109554
tormund already died in the wall
gendry gets put on a boat headed for essos and we never see him again
bronn and podrick die in wildfire in KL

Who is actually friends in the cast?

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urrgh...

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>>87109455
AZOR EURON

>>87107955
Calling Maisie and the Lyanna girl ugly is like the mating call of the virgin

>>87109729
This. Maisie is really cute!

>>87109729
Lyanna is fine.

Maisie will always remain goblin tier.

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>>87109729
>Maisie
>not ugly

>>87109729
you sound like a cuck
like a cuckold

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>>87109554
Gendry is immune to D&D's Jewish tricks.

>>87109802
T. incel, are you late jerking off to BBC today?

>>87109802
Fuck of maisie is beautiful in her own way.

>>87109844
>everyone who disagrees with me is t. incel because i said so
you sound like a gay jewish canadian who sucks islam cock at fag parades and does undertale let's plays

>>87109527
I liked them, but the recent 2 do drag on with stupid characters and plot lines that seems to be wasting time. You can read them, but they'll never be finished anytime soon.

I did like A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. It's about a hedge knight, Dunk (Duncan the Tall) and his squire Egg (Aegon the Unlikely). I do recommend that book.

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>>87109721
Memes aside, does anyone actually like Euron?

>>87109879
I-I do enjoy let's plays

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best girl

>>87109935
i like him

>>87109879
You sound like a brainless vain virgin asshole that judges people based on their appearance

>>87109935
Me

Euron/Jaime/Cersei was supposed to be the threesome that was promised, their hypothetical love scene would have been great

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>>87109935
He killed the worst characters in the show. He's automatically on GoT's Mt Rushmore.

>>87109967
you sound like a jew-brainwashed millennial beta buck cuck who sucks a nigger's cumshot out of his own asshole, live on camera at the burlington bar

>>87109902
>stupid characters and plot lines
a plague hitting Mereen
actual Dornish happenings
Euron has a horn that controls Dragons
Dany about to BTFO proper by Dothraki
storm is breaking for Stannis
Jamie about to answer to LSH

>>87109879
>t. VIRGINOID INCEL OBSESSED WITH KEKOLDRY AND BLACKED PORN
HE
BLEW
YOU
OUT

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Okay lads, I rewatched the finale but I still have this thought.
What were they even thinking with that retarded wight plan? They didn't offer Cersei anything in return for her help. Dany's camp basically just showed up there and said they'd postpone the war with her to after/if they defeated the NK army, so what exactly were they actually expecting? Why should she help them? 50/50 she'd die anyway.

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>Isaac Hempstead-Wright thinks the Night King theory is true
>"When I first saw that on paper, I was like, “What! No way! But then it all came together.”
based Isaac

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>>87109935
I do. Even if he acted kinda cringy in the last episode. Another character ruined by D&D

>>87109844
>>87110038
samefag millennial kike-puppet gay anal aids sex whore who does hebrew poz-swaps and jerks off to gay anal furry goat cuck porn in the /utg/ irc

>>87109902
>You can read them, but they'll never be finished anytime soon.

That's why, even before the show came out, I never read them. Probably never will. He took too long to finish a book even back then, and I do not believe that he ever will finish the series. Not worth getting invested in a series that will likely never have an ending.

>>87109935
Both Show Euron and Book Euron are amazing

>>87108038
>having jon that low

>>87110030
oh yeah, and
Aegon Targ alive and well, back in Westeros, already on the attack

>>87110054
They only went there to convince Cersei not to attack the rest of the South while Dany went North, I don't know why, when or how it turned into something to convince her to send the Lannister armies North.

Because its getting infuriating having to search through every post in the catalog to find /got/ I made a probably titled one here.
MIGRATE OR RECYCLE AND STOP WITH THIS IMPROPER TITLING AUTISM

>>87110082
>>87110082
>>87110082

>>87110220
>threadsplitting because your autism isn't medicated

>>87109497
The Umbers betraying the Boltons in the middle of the battle because they set this whole shit up from the beginning.

The whole theme of those episodes was "The North remembers."

Capturing Rickon and the fake direwolf head was all intentional, but they changed it all last minute, gave the king in the north speech to Lyanna Mormont instead (because of the actress) and brought in the Vale army as deus ex machina.

There even are lines in previous episodes by Roose Bolton saying to Ramsay that if he continues to torture northmen they will soon rebell against them.

And in the SAME episode as the battle of the bastards, at the beginning of the episode Jon says something similiar. About the Boltons controlling the north because the people fear them, not because they are loyal.

They let all this shit in the episodes but then just changed to outcome to le epic Jon vs Ramsay battle + Vale knights.

The director of the episode pretty much confirmed this a few months after season 6 has ended and announced that he wont come back for season 7.

The whole battle of the bastards was a desaster because D&D insisted of using SEVENTY real horses (that werent trained at all for this kind of action) and also giving a way too short time period for all of it to be filmed. D&D wanted to wrap it up in 2 weeks, when in reality it would take at least 70 days. They didnt listen, everyone warned them, but nope.

If anyone cares, there is an over 1 hour video analysis of this with links, interviews, proof and all that stuff. Its absolutely crazy how stupid D&D actually are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY_KP07s60s&t=9s&ab_channel=TheDragonDemands

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>>87110220
no

oh, and as far as the books are concerned Jon Snow is likely dead, not coming back, and if he does it won't be in a "dust myself off and retake Winterfell" kinda way

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>>87110265
>tfw DABID cut the culmination of the great northern conspiracy

>>87110054

They only wanted a truce at first, it was only after Tyrion talked to Cersei that she said she would send her army north.

Assuming for the sake of argument that the S8 leaks are true, what do you think of them?

>>87110030
All that has been set up for a book that people have been waiting forever for.

Out of that list, all I'm looking foward to is Staniss and Jaime. Nothing is going to happen to Daenerys with her dragon around, the Dornish stuff was stupid and I think Euron is a liar who makes shit up.

>>87110512
A truce, but they'd still have fough with motherfucking dragons. And still they didn't offer anything as a bargain chip.

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>>87108272

>>87110567
>I think Euron is a liar who makes shit up
it must do something if it roasts the lungs of whomever blows it

>>87110556
Awful enough to be true.

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>>87109729
>aryafags

you ALWAYS look like this.

>>87110265
thank you my man

>>87107955
if aryas face was just stretched from 16:9 to 4:3 shed be hot as fuck.

>>87110756
Do you remember when, I think it was Rodrik Harlaw, called Euron out on his shit, and all Euron did was stare at him. I feel like that.

But he seems to have a lot of magical stuff surrounding him. He's toying with Vicatarion, right? But I got the feeling that Euron somehow knew that Victarion would run into red priests somehow. The dusky woman, maybe?

>>87107955
God I love maisie. Disappointed the rumors of her leaked nudes weren't true.

>>87110153
BLACKFYRE

>>87109782
She's not.

>>87108899
He read the script

>>87111021
no, I don't remember it being debunked or anything, but it stands that the wheels set in motion in the books can't be answered with show situations because too many alive/dead people or situations. If it comes, it will be different

>>87108862
test

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>>87112099

nice, not b& anymore

>>87108862

Jon isn't a born leader sucked off by everyone, or the best fencer, or king, secret prince etc in the books (so far at least). That's all show-Gary-Stu-shit.

Arya anime shit too.

Bran might turn out different too.

Robb was indeed alright.


George isn't perfect, but neither a hack.

>>87111647
Nah, it wasn't debunked. He could have very well did all the stuff he claims. I just feel like all the nightshade may has made him crazy. So how exactly do you think he kill Balon, like the show did it?

>>87108038
Catelyn was interesting fuck off

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>87112299
if I remember correctly, he had been dead longer in the books, like not long after we first saw him. I could be wrong and I thought he did def kill him, but it's been a loooong time

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>mfw STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!! took off

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>>87110265

Thankingn you too.

>>87110877
Eh, I'm 6'2 175lb and the only /v/ related clothing I have is Damsel's shirt.

>>87112393
kill yourself kike

>>87112471
I believe all they said in the books was he fell over the rope bridge during a storm

>>87112981
I can't believe our bookfaggotry is being tolerated. Everyone else must be in the other thread
Now I remember. In the books, Balon was dead by the end of ASOS. That's how they were able to declare that Joffrey won the battle of the five kings, because Balon, Robb, and Renly were dead and Stannis was a limp non-threat

>>87112356
From what perspective?