Murder on the Orient Express >Are you hyped?

no not at all
unless you show me some black lead love interest

Agatha Christie is turning in her grave probably.

Will they change the ending? Surely everyone knows it by now. Also who's black Poirot?

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>>87106697

>>87106670
>Down's Syndrome Potato on the Orient Express

>>87106737
It's Kenneth Branagh, which is a shame because he is a competent actor in contrast with the rest of the cast.

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>>87106697
>>87106784
Why is she always getting BLACKED

>>87106784
How many BBCs do you think she's taken?

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>>87106670
They all did it. Every single passenger took part in the murder. They knocked the victim out and every passenger took turns stabbing the victim. That is why the stabbing wounds are so varied.

>>87106922
>>87106939
>mfw she's sterile so it doesn't matter
Thanks, God!

No, I watched the original and the solution is probably the dumbest in all of detective fiction. It may be the worst ending to any story ever written.

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>>87106670
Willem Dafoe is in it, so Ill watch it

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>>87106922
Lucy a CUTE

>>87107062
>getting this mad because he couldn't figure out the crime
Spoiled millennial detected.

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How she so cute?

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>>87106670
Ugh, more recycled siht and locations? No thanks.

>>87107130

Gown's Syndrome is one helluva drug.

Any other comfy train movies?

>>87107130
I believe this sound effect would go will that clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE_TUwYc6Vk

>>87107428
Horror Express

>>87106670
So is Poirot going to investigate the whereabouts of her missing tits?

>movies based on videogames

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>>87106670
dat 4head

>>87107021
>sterile
bbc seed is so strong it impregnates both the mind and the body

tough luck kiddo

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>>87107064
He's quite charming.

Did they teach her how to act?

>>87107512

I think is better

https://youtu.be/i6VOtjCmUsE

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>>87107130
>>87107218
>>87107586
>>87107669
>>87107756
>pls no bullying

>>87106973
It's everyone except for one random passenger who had no idea*

>doc arbie is black

wasn't he indian? or is my memory a racist?

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>>87107756

I was until I saw this ugly cunt's retarded face

>>87107428
Silver Streak

>>87107428
>Silver Streak
The Darjeeling Limited

>>87106670
Literally dropped because of this no talent ugly bitch

>>87106784
>Orient Express

Why is he a black man and not some curry?

>>87107428
Train to Busan
Snowpiercer
Unstoppable
Wild Wild West
Midnight Meat Train

>>87106922
british women love black men

>>87107099
cute

>>87106670
No. But I doubt it can be worse than the 1974 version.

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>>87107428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGsJe3vQxP8

This Sherlock Holmes one is entertaining

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>>87106670
>Daisy Ridley's in it

I was hyped until you pointed this out to me. I'll stick with based Suchet's version.

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>>87106670

>>87110603
>>87110774
That is just a mournful ass.

I want to build it a tiny casket and give it a tasteful burial.

>>87107428
The Lady Vanishes

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*solves your muder*

>>87110564
>The Star of Rhodesia
>First touched by the fingers of the humble Kaffa

This is off to a flying start.

>>87106670
Looks good. Will she also be in the reboot of 10 Little Niggers?

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>>87106670

>>87106670
umm her nipple is poking through on the right. Can you please blur that out

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>>87110955

David suchets poirot was spot on.
Nothing will ever come close

>>87106670
Not enough anachronistic wealthy niggers

Daisy does other movies besides Star Wars?

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>>87106670
I laughed out loud like a klaxon when i saw your pic OP

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>>87110803
It's like the notebook sad.
Her ass is like coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat sad.

>>87107428
Source Code

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>>87107428

>>87113323
Visiting the saudi princes to be a living toilet for a weekend.