I go to the movies once a year. What's your excuse?

I finally told my girlfriend I want to watch her poop. She took it well, she even tried to go for me right then but couldn't get anything to come out. I was so stressed about the day I would tell her but it really is a non issue. She thought I was going to tell her I was into something like rape porn or snuff movies so she was actually relieved too. I just like watching a girl shit, I do have a thing for them on the toilet specifically but I would love to see her squat and go, especially if we were outdoors or something. My video preferences are ones where a hot girl is on the toilet but you can see it coming out, like when they lean forward and are filmed from the back. if anyone has any questions I'd be happy to answer them.

>>87106016
Not memeing, I only go to effects driven movies in a theater. I have a personal theater at home so I can be comfy and experience actual film without interruption.

>>87106045
I have never seen this pasta. I like it!

>>87106016
There are still good movies to see in theaters, even if they are a bit few and far between.

None of them are the blockbusters you're talking about though

>>87106016
The last movie I watched in the theaters was District 9.

>>87106016
>What's your excuse?
Don't have one because I don't need one.

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>>87106045
10/10 made me laugh

I don't understand this. Bad jokes aren't "memes". Why is purposefully bragging about your own shitty taste and then patting yourself on the back for how clever you think you're being literally all that goes on here? I want to murder myself.

>>87106245
>paying a film tax
>bad taste

>>87106016
>Why go more than once a year?
Last time I went to a theater was 2004.

>>87106245
>Bad jokes aren't "memes"
But all memes are bad jokes

>>87106016
>Why go more than once a year?
Depends what's being released that year.
I get free tickets from work sometimes so I get to watch a few free movies at the theater.
Some movies really need to be seen on the big screen.

>>87106287
>Some movies really need to be seen on the big screen.
dial a meme

>>87106270
Could you type a coherent sentence so I know what the fuck you're talking about.

Agree about the not giving money to Hollywood but your choice of what to watch is laughable. By giving your money to Disney you're part of the problem and you don't even realize it.

>>87106438
I actually pay attention to the studios within my film tax anon. I haven't paid my yearly film tax to disney in years.

>>87106324
He's a meme spouting retard, odds are good he doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about.

>>87106489
As I said, you're part of the problem and you don't even realize it.

>>87106522
No.
>>87106527
hurr durr