I used to laugh at the premise of this movie...

>>87103046
If someone REALLY wants to get laid they get laid. Get a prostitute or go to a town with dive bars and get drunk and pick up a drunk chick

>>87103046
Did it become too real for you?

lol its not suppodsef 2 be doccumedntary guiz xD

>>87103046
Why are you doing this to me anon, tomorrow is my birthday ( ._.)

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9.something years to go before this happens to me.

>>87103252
>go to a town with dive bars and get drunk and pick up a drunk chick
haha gust be urself guys it's that EASY h-hahaa

I lost my virginity this year and I just turned twenty. Is that bad?

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>>87103046
I did too

nothing changes when you lose your virginity anon.
in fact im more of a loser now than i ever was as a virgin.

>>87103500
Thats literally not what i said. Get drunk and pick up drunk girls so youre both not yourselves. Fuckin virgins man, so beta

>>87103523
yes, in america you're supposed to lose it at like 9 lmao. loser

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>>87103523
>>87103582

>>87103523
Yes, you are supposed to lose it as a teenager and spend those early years actually getting good at sex
Now you are so far behind that every woman expects you to know what your are doing and will just be disappointed with you
Youll never please a woman and no woman will stay with you long enough to teach you things you're supposed to know

>>87103587
>haha wait 'NO!' don't b urself be sum1 else haha what r u waiting for!

>>87103651
that's why i need to get with a kid so we can learn together ;)

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>>87103046
>>87103549
>>87103651

>>87103691
I can totally see why you dont get laid now...

I put my penis in a woman at 26 and did like 3 thrusts before I got soft.

I made it guys.

>>87103760
how did it feel?

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>>87103046
I lost my virginity to a tight, fit, young teenage girl who also lost it to me when I was 20 and already much older than all the cool people who had been having sex since 14.

She was my first love, we broke up and now its been nothing but years of loveless relationships with fat, slutty, busted chicks with no personality. I gave up even trying to fuck these whores a long time ago because im depressed and I dont love them. Just cum in their mouths, promise sex later and never deliver.

knowing what I had and lost and will most likely never have again is the most painful thing in the world. consider yourself lucky if you can go through life being a virgin wizard. if you do have a young, tight, nice girl with not a lot of mileage on her be the nicest fucking guy in the world and treat her like shes the center of the universe, 247, even if shes a bitch sometimes.

"better to have loved and lost is bullshit"

trust me anons, trust me, im begging you, for your own sake.

>>87103046

>ME SO HORNY? ME SO STUPID!

this line always makes me chuckle

>>87103760
fuck off chad

>>87103753
Because he mocks people who make vague, hackneyed suggestions?

>>87103651
Nah. I mean, yeah the practice comes handy to know where to stop and not cum so fast. But there are a lot of guys who fuck a lot but they dont care about foreplay or pleasing the girl and they arent that good on bed. I lost it at 20 and had a few fucks with my gf back then. Then started fucking at 22 a hot bitch (six months banging her) who had much more sex and partners than me. She told me i was one of the best in bed. So having started early doesn't guarantee youll be good at it. It also depends on chemistry and communication with your partner, i have been pretty crappy with other girls in bed cause just we werent on the same channel or just because there wasnt really no click.

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>right, i'm at the bomb, and there's a few wires. Which one do i cut?
>DUDE LOL JUST BE YOURSELF BOMBS LOVE THAT SHIT

>>87103817
you lost her because you believed in true love crap and that being a nice guy is what attracts and keeps women

>>87103808
>Catalog
Terrible, my fap game is better than her pussy game.

>>87103837
>tell you exactly what you should do to get laid cause its obviously a proven method

>vague

pick one

>>87103817
Fuck off steph

>>87103252
but what if she throws up

>>87103837
>vague, hackneyed suggestions
How more explicit do you need it to be? Do you need a goddamn manual and a script?
How do you think people meet people in the real world?

>>87103837
>go to a bar
>get drunk
>find drunk girl
>get laid
>vague
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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>>87103894

>>87103523
>asking this on 4chan
i know this is b8, but how retarded are you?

>>87103978
>Do you need a goddamn manual and a script?
yes

>>87103935
>pick up a drunk chick
This is the advice a 15 year old gives.

>>87103894
Do you really think sex is that complicated?
Also
>cropped cartoon porn
You're going to die a virgin

>>87103500

Good lord. Do repeat business with a hooker. Tell her what your deal is. Ask her to fuck the sadboy faggotry out of you. Set up a regular booking.

how do I talk to women? I don't have any stories or jokes, or opinions about anything

>>87103894
do you have sauce on that

>>87103902
Not at all, I lost her because the tighter I tried to hold her the more she slipped away. Im not saying being a nice guy is what attracts women, I dont believe that at all. Im saying if you already have a great girl who you love and have good sex with, treat her amazing no matter if distance emerges, dont claw at the relationship like you're slipping off a cliff, just let go and fall gracefully and maybe, just maybe, youll have a fighting chance to be with her again.

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I'll never loose my virginity, I'm well on my 30's and never had any kind of intimate contact with a woman, it's already too late for me.

Imagine being so thin skinned and autistic that you angrily samefag someone who mocks your post for the next 20 minutes kek

>>87104106
you don't. go to a club, wait and find someone drunk, then lead her out and talk about sex. women get really, really horny when they're drunk. you may have to try a few times, also make sure she's not too attractive, they get bitchy. i swear this is how half the average/ugly male population get sex.

don't give her your name or number though.

>>87104051
>this is the reply a virgin gives

have you been out in the real world? this happens every single night all across the world

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>>87104106
just talk about maga

I was raped when I was 12.

>>87104106
Then you aren't going to get laid you mopey depressed idiot. Seek therapy or totally change everything about yourself.

>>87104220
t. 15 year old

>>87103992
what happens between finding drunk girl and getting laid? you're skipping over the most crucial part

>>87104227
Green text that story

don't lose your hope guys I lost at 31
it was so nice to finally lose this huge mental stone, but it felt kinda... overrated

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>>87104226
>mfw im listening to burzum as i read this comic

>>87104227
could somebody shoop 'The 12 year old rape victim' over the young sheldon promo pic

that would make me laugh

>>87104271
You pick her up dude what's so hard to understand?

>>87104227
I was molested when I was a preteen and I can't relax when someone touches me

>>87103431
how ugly are you

>>87104271
Have you ever been drunk or around drunk people? Conversation will naturally flow. Unless you're one of the weird, bitter, angry drunks who get quiet and are no fun to be with

>>87104227
>>87104333
I'm sorry to hear that, anons.

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>>87103894
gotchu senpai

>>87104271
approach and compliment, if she's mildly interested she'll respond. then after a little while say you want to go back to yours or hers. no shame in begging, most likely she's not gonna say "yes let's fuck, come on", you might have to kind of drag here out there. work it. you either win or lose.

why do you think girls go to clubs to get drunk, especially uglier girls.

>>87103651
Fuck you,this hits so close.


>be a loser in high school
>hit a growth spurt at the beginning of college
>still insecure
>start working out and I get a decent body
>start being more relaxed around women
>meet a sister of a friend
>she is 19 and I am 25
>we make out and she says slow down
>starts talking about how she is uneasy doing it with me because I am probably way more experienced than her (she has only been with one guy)
>the pressure killed my boner
>never called her after


To make things worse,my friend was fucking this girl 5 years his senior and she was obsessed with him and the "moves the kid had".

>>87104227
GET OUT CHAD

ITV2?

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>>87103431
22 years for me feels good man

>>87104465
You already had her naked in bed you should've just went with it and said she was your first. Who knows maybe she would've got off to that

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>>87104370
exquisitely ugly

>>87104271
First you sneak up behind her and whisper in her ear in your best Bane voice, "Hey baby wanna trade diseases? I'm a big guy for you." If she takes a drink before turning around, you're in.

>>87104303
>don't lose your hope guys I lost at 31
I'm almost your age, exactly in what kind of situation did you lose it? And did it come up in conversation?

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>>87104247
>totally change everything about yourself

But I thought I was supposed to just be myself?

>>87104062
Fuck off normalfag.

>>87104549
She wasn't naked,she was wearing yoga pants and sweatshirt. I don't think she would get off on that,she liked me because I was her sister's mature,older friend (in college,25 is like 40). But yeah,it was a huge mistake,I should have just fucked her and see what happens. I hate my character,it's still defeatist.

FYI these threads are fucking toxic and create a negative self-fulfilling prophecy.

The second I stop coming into them I got laid.

Best advice you will get from this thread.

>>87104227
>>87104333
I was assaulted a couple months ago.
I have no interest in women whatsoever anymore.

there's literally nothing wrong with being virgin

>>87104626
Would you want to be with a girl who was boring, had no interests, opinions, or hobbies, and had nothing to talk about?

>three more levels till wizard status
>already have a bunch of points in alcoholism tree
also got points in high blood pressure and high blood sugar tress, shits gonna be synergized as fuck

>>87104626
How has that worked out so far?

>>87104715
nice blog homo

>>87104631

kys incel

>>87104790
Sorry, I don't speak mongoloid.

>>87104745
>>87104755
Obviously I'm being facetious, I just find it funny how out of touch someone has to be to offer that advice to a person who's genuinely struggling. "If it worked for me it must work for everyone!"

>>87104715
We /tv9k/ now

>>87104745
unironically yes

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just become a bugchaser DESU.

literally guaranteed to get laid.

>>87104745
Does she swallow

>>87104736
Yes there is, trust me I'm a virgin.

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>tfw 27yo touchless virgin NEET
>haven't talked to a girl since highschool and even that about the weather or what time it is

>exercising 6 days a week while cutting calories
>lost 15 lbs in 3 weeks
>could potentially have a chad body by summer
Is looks enough or do I need a personality to get laid too?

>>87104227
I was a few years young than that when a nurse stuck her hand down my pants and was feeling around down there. This wasn't normal penis inspection, either. She was going to town and dirty talking to me. I was too young and scared to know what was going on so I never mentioned it to anyone.

>>87104897
>summer

It is summer bro

It's easy to get laid. Just become a Soundcloud rapper and say you're nonbinary and pansexual

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>>87103651
>tfw lost my virginity at 19 so was technically a teenager
Best part of losing my virginity was that it opened up my access to prostitutes as I didn't want the shame of paying to pop my cherry.

>>87103046
Are you a virgin if you've had sex but it's only with girls from the internet a couple of who didn't know what your face looked like beforehand?
I've never had sex with or tried to have sex with a girl from irl.

>>87104897
looks is largely irrelevant, unless you mean from skinnyfat ugly to prime man meat. just browse /fit/ for a while, you'll see.

>>87104897
Most of that was probably fluid fag

The only intrests and hobbies I have are writing video gaymes and nerd shit and I dont liaten to music.

How do I find common ground with girls?

>>87105004
take her out to a nice dinner and rape her

Remember that there are countless of chicks/women from the same community/background as you and lower who might consider having sex/being with you if you are not a complete slob.

>>87105004
Play an mmo, meet a land whale girl there

>>87104303
Yeah, know what you mean I was the same age. For me it was actually kinda boring.

>>87104835
And /pol/ anon, don't forget /pol/

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>>87104897
lifting for grils is a meme bro

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>>87104983
>Are you a virgin if you've had sex

>>87104897
You need the personality, I'm all looks but I lack any form social skills, I'm unable to hold a conversation, even with my parents and I ner had friends, I will die a kissless freindless, frever alone virgin.

>>87104983
>Meeting women you met online irl isn't irl
What the fuck are you on about boyo

I can never initiate sex
I can go out on dates with girls but I never know when or how to make the right move, in high school it was easier because obviously hormone were in play but now it seems like a fucking puzzle

>>87104897
>by summer
I guess that means you're a Straya cunt. Just go and rape a roo then. Get some of that deliciously moist pouch.

>>87104935
Wew, that brought back some old memories that had forgotten.

>>87105063
>>87104988
>le looks don't matter
virgins

FWB just invited me over going to fuck her and smoke some weed ITT u mad

>>87105074
You're still a virgin if you've only had sex with protitutes desu
Virginity is more than just benis in vagina
It's a state of mind, breaking that barrier from adolescence into manhood and pulling a girl with confidence and assertiveness. It's about breaking out of that shell and being comfortable with romanticism. You don't gain any of those things paying a prostitute, hence you're still a virgin.

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>>87105258
>weed

being a literal cuck to the herbal jew

>>87104385
H-hahah nope not here, not me!

Not him, but I unironically get confused the more drunk I am, and just shrug back into the corner of whichever room I'm in. I'm not that bubbly when sober, so it sucks that I can't be "Le extroverted wacky guy" when drunk. What gives?

>>87105292
This, also condom sex doesn't count either, all you did was fuck latex

>>87105217
t. dyel virgin

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>>87105292
>You're still a virgin if you've only had sex with protitutes desu
>Virginity is more than just benis in vagina

>>87105298
Christ, is there anything that isn't related to the Jews with you fuckwits?

>>87105304
You're a lost cause. Give up on trying.

>>87105356
>slave to the herbal jew
>slave to the baginal jew

i bet you don't even have a foreskin lol

>friends all talk about it
>acquaintances will make mention of it
>my family will joke about it when it's on tv or a movie

i feel like the world is constantly rubbing it in my face

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>>87105334
>golimar

>tfw too intelligent for sex

>>87105304
Don't worry he's just an underage memester. It's true people loosen up after a few drinks, but anything more than that they become obnoxious. Anybody who can't pick up girls sober isn't going to do so drunk.

>>87105383
Rood. I'm not naturally defeatist so I'll keep at it.

Just have to try with something that isn't alchohol, which is a shame since it's cheap and avalaible. Apparently MDMA sorta does the trick

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>>87105454
you and me both

>>87105356
The jews are literally responsible for my inability to get laid, my virginity it's all their fault.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>real life
>people don't talk about sex that much
>nobody has ever asked me about it
>the people who do know aren't judgmental at all

What reality do you guys live in anyway?

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>>87105510

>>87103252
not that easy. well i mean if my goal was just to get laid then yeah i could fuck some landwhale but i hate them so much i'm not sure i could lie for that long.
>tfw big head
>tfw skinny manlet
>tfw giant glasses and mole
i was doomed from the start. i've igven up caring, although i'm going to college in less than a month, maybe i'll have a chance there.

>>87105523
When I'm with my bros we always joke about sex at some point. Doesn't everybody?

>>87105523
One where I don't hang around a bunch of virgins

>>87105356
t. vagina jew

>>87105526
come on, you seriously believe 6 fucking million jews died?

>>87105523
the hateful virgin internet reality where the only thing that has any value is sex and the lack thereof

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>haha dude just go to a bar, find a girl too drunk to know which way is up, and rape her!
>haha dude just get a hooker!

This is worse than being a virgin. It is an admission that you are such a worthless unfuckable creature that you have to resort to things like this just to get laid, rather than actually attract a woman, any woman. The only reason I would ever consider getting a hooker was to at least know what sex was actually like before killing myself. And just having bought the hooker's services would cement that fact that I am utterly undesirable and worthless and better of eating a gun.

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Take the chad pill

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>>87105476
>Anybody who can't pick up girls sober isn't going to do so drunk.
True, true. Bit of a shame that there's a social pressure nowadays grinding down on you for you to drink up, because of the suspicion that comes with a sober guy fucking a drunk girl.
And it's tough to find a non-drunk girl in parties these days. So you almost have to be drunk at these events.

Anyways thanks! Like you say, alcohol is definitely a crutch and its a bad sign if you're nothing without it.

>>87105536
>tfw fat girl fetish but to autistic to talk to them.

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>>87105523
Depends on the social dynamic of the group. My alpha friends from make fun of me being a virgin my beta friends never talk about sex.

Meeting women is super easy. My friend was hanging out with a couple of women and asked if I wanted to hang out too. One of them got my number and invited by to her place a few days later where I made a move. Now we have sex all the time. Just be good looking and say all the right things, if you're not an EQ brainlet it should be obvious what you need to do.

>>87105620
are you me? this is how i feel. glad i'm not the only one.

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>>87105715
>Just be good looking and say all the right things

should i get infinite money too just to be safe?

>>87105715
>Just be good looking and say all the right things
>jsut be good looking
you lost me

>>87105622
How did his hairline grow back ?

>>87105715
This is probably the most worthless post itt.

>>87105650
It's quite literally propaganda that kids buy into. You have to get drunk to get laid. Don't forget to tip your bartender.

>>87104935
lucky....

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>>87105780
He grew his hair longer?

>>87104983 (Me)
>>87105074
>>87105117
This >>87105292. I feel like it's not the same as seeing a girl and working your way to fucking her. I've also only done stuff with the same girl more than once only one time twice and then my dumb ass told her I loved another girl.

>>87105830
No, that's not it.

>>87105806
>Don't forget to tip your bartender.
Heh no such thing in my country.

If you're aren't a natural 7/10 you should not bother

>>87106005
They make up for it in jew juice prices

>tfw the most i've been without sex is like 2 months ever since I was 16
How do you guys suck at life this much has always been beyond me, it's literally the easiest thing ever, just treat them like you treat dogs, you can be loving and tender to a dog but you always make it know who's in charge, women need that, doesn't matter if you're ugly or fat, just build an interesting persona and don't give any fucks

>>87106121
Not all of us are shit human beings, anon

>>87106121
Hmm well:
>where do you meet them?
>how do you put up with the constant communication with them (courtesy of texting) that makes you realize how vapid they are?
>how do you convince yourself that having to listen to their shit for three hours is worth the ten minutes of sex that comes after it
(Pretty poor ROI).

I'll not press with more questions so I don't seem like too much of retarded loser, but still, sex sucks as a reason to get with girls. A fun relationship is one thing, but hitting the bars every week for some "eh" chance at tail doesn't really have great returns.

But to each their own. I probably wouldn't be saying this if I got pussy easier.

>>87106356
to get with girls is retarded*
Butterfingers.

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i think there's some intangible differences between the haves and have nots, as it were, stemming from lifetimes of positive/negative reinforcement, respectively, considering that both sides basically are baffled in terms of how the other can even exist in the position they are in.
for some, it simply can't happen, and for others, it basically can't not happen

>>87106177
Do you think you're a bad a human being for how you treat dogs? Don't you love your pets? Dont you suffer when they do and like to care and tend for them?
Women cling to men life, they need to orbit a strong personality, it's purely biological.
You can self delude yourself as much as you want and everyone does it, but that's the hard reality of how animals and humans work.

>>87106121
>bieng able to treat women like dogs
i wish i could but i'm just too caring a perosn. that sounded cringey and neckbearded but i honestly just can't fake that asshole attitude.

>>87104136
or how about just be distant and disinterested so she remains attracted to you longer

>>87105715
>Tfw good looking but can't say shit
I can't even make fiends let alone a woman. Someone help

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>>87103523
Bait

>>87106356
You can meet them literally everywhere, I've met girls in clubs and in fucking online games, Women just want men that are good at something, thats why rich fatsos get as much pussy as the next Chad, it's the status, if you don't have a good status, fake it, just be confident around what you're doing, the problem with you beta lot (no offense, but lets face reality) is that you take a passive approach to social relationships due to your bad previous experiences.
Women hate passive dudes, they need to be driven, not drive, they need a strong world and person to cling too and can control their emotions, provide security and status.
That why you treat them like dogs, and again I don't say it as a bad thing, I fucking love my dogs like I love my family, but they NEED and strong alpha to survive or they go crazy.
Get over your social anxiety, you're probably above average intelligent like most people here and smart people tend to hate social interaction because of the futility and lack of logic of it, but you need to treat it like a game, you can see the rules better than those who play, use it to your advantage.
The sex just comes along, you will enjoy your time with a woman if she loves you/likes you, if a woman is boring to you, drop her, you'll eventually find one that suits you and you'll want to spend every minute with her.

>>87106478
Are you an asshole to dogs?

>>87106540
I think thats just another side of the coin in the "true love crap" they show in movies. the right balance is somewhere in the middle.

>>87105536
>tfw big head
>tfw skinny manlet
>tfw giant glasses and mole

You're spending a lot of money on college, so spend a little more and get contacts and get your mole removed, that way college will be more pleasant for you.

Grow your gair a bit longer to compensate for the big head.

Do this things. Not just for the vaginal jew, but because people are nice to better looking people.

>>87106853
Three hours past my bedtime bro, so can't really dish out a thoughtful response but thanks a bunch for the drawn up response!

I'll try to make sense of it tomorrow and see what it means for me.

>>87103817
>Just cum in their mouths, promise sex later and never deliver

Based

>>87106853
you sound like a fucking sociopath

>>87107812
He wishes he was, but in reality, he's a nerd repeating information he read elsewhere

>>87103500
lol kill yourself virginfag

>>87104106
Idiot. Of course you've stories. Everybody does. As soon as you go outside you experience things, which can be a funny anecdote.

But you must learn to tell them. Confidence mixed with self decrepitating humor is a good combination. Furthermore realise every story is basically opening, explaination, end. You must tease the end at the beginning.
All this takes a lot of practice. You must practice on men, they love a good anecdote. Women are satisfied with empty attention.

Example:
People ask me if I went on vacation this summer. I tell them I didn't. I tell them I earlier blew the budget of 3 vacations on one budget vacation to Paris (I'm from Holland. So travelling to Paris is cheap) (And that is teasing the end). Then they ask why I spent so much money on a cheap vacation. And then comes the anecdote.

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How do I attract women when I have Autism Spectrum Disorder?
Seriously, I have a very monotone way of speaking and I get very uncomfortable to look at people in the eye.

>>87103889
This is true. Half of sex is for women is mental if not more. So if there is chemistry and she is very attracted to you it's hard to fuck it up.

>>87107925
>Then they ask why I spent so much money on a cheap vacation.
Hah you got robbed by one of our gypsies didn't you?

>>87108167
Read my post above you. Break every story down in components. Then learn to tell every component in a slightly different style. Tease the ending.
Have confidence you're a good story teller. You can learn all this. It's just a bunch of tricks.

>>87104227
So which X-Men movie were you in?

Why the fuck is sex so important to you faggots?

>>87103691
God you are a loser

>>87108335
Sounds like it would be a bore to the average girl. I can barely tell stories let alone talk about things outside of random knowledge facts, jokes that I only think are funny, and telling people how to do stuff that's trivial for someone not retarded. I've talked with more girls on the spectrum and they ramble off about literature or fantasy shit. Neurotypical women sound so condescending when they talk, like they think I'm retarded or something. I'm not retarded, I only talk this way because I can express well. Fuck you normal people. I at least have an higher than average IQ tested by the Weschler's.
Guess I'm going to be a wizard.

>>87108471
its important to every single living thing
the most basic thing apart from eating and drinking

>>87108517
*I can't express well

>>87103817
>be the nicest fucking guy in the world and treat her like shes the center of the universe, 247
This is the fastest way to get cucked. Always treat women like human garbage. The worse you treat them the more loyal they will be because they are all psychologically fucked up and feel a constant desperate need for approval (hence their obsession with getting likes on social media). If you don't give them that approval they will obsessively try to earn it.

>>87108194
No, I went to an expensive nightclub. That club was recommended by a girl in a metal bar. She didn't tell us it was an expensive club, so my mate and I expected another metal bar.

Because we were early, the bouncer almost pushed us in. Everything was incredibly expensive, but the music was good, the girls were very pretty and nice, and the atmosphere was very relaxed. Best night ever.

>>87104106
Make up funny anecdotes

I was happier a virgin than after having sex.

I wish I could go back and avoid that mistake.

>>87108583
not important to me

>>87108517
No, you have stories. You must think of your experiences of the last week, and think one or a few of them out in a story. Then tell that story, if only to yourself.

>bore to the average girl.
You must first learn to entertain men. Women are just followers.

>Random knowledge
What's the story behind the knowledge? Tell that.

For example: that Pavlov dog guy. It's absurd when you read about it. Even Family Guy made a joke about it.

>>87103651
nigga pls, i've watches so much porn i'm an expert on this
my first time is gonna be the best ever if it actually happens

>>87104897
>lost 15 lbs in 3 weeks
You're only supposed to lose about 2 lbs each week man. 5 is a dangerous amount, you're probably losing muscle mass rather than just fat

>>87109006
Wow, you really don't understand me.
I've been at home the entire week. And the week before that. And the week before that. And the week before that. And the week before that. Et cetera. I didn't even go to school because I was homeschooled. I just stay at home all day. I am really trying to go to college but it could be detrimental to my mental health. I really have no friends and no one I trust in life.
This is still "just be yourself" shit to me. I can barely talk to anyone, even my own family. Even you. Even my loud echoing thoughts persecuting me in my mind.
>What's the story behind the knowledge? Tell that.
Learning a bunch of random shit to distract me from my severe insecurity and grandiose delusional self. I really shouldn't have asked this question.

>>87108970
Low test

Why is losing your virginity so important? Why does it matter? Especially so if you're a NEET?

>>87103902
>>87108623
/r/niceguys is that way, virgins.

>>87108471
Because we live in a world in which things are made to be cheap and disposable rather than quality and with longevity. Marriage has become an institutional dumpster fire so sex and sex alone is the holy grail with modern generations.

>tfw can be "alpha" and extrovert among some of my friends.
>tfw cant just be this confident all the time

>>87109197
> Distraction
That's a lot of the strategy really. Sex is the ultimate, intimate act in life and so it can build up a wall of self-consciousness and insecurity. You need to break that wall down and you need to work at breaking that same wall down that is built up around the women you want to get intimate with. That's what dating, building a relationship, and fuck even foreplay is about: removing insecurity and overly self- critical feelings. If you seem insecure she will be too. If you don't then she will take her chances if she's actually interested in you.

>>87109978
sure you can

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>TFW TOO INTELLIGENT TO FUCK MONKEYS

that feel when 21 year old kissless virgin neet

>>87103046

Serious question:

No one in this thread is really 25+ and still a virgin, right?

I mean that unironically.

>>87110337
found the unintelligent peasant

>>87110337
33 year old virgin here. Not kissless though.

As person with social anxiety disorder I want get laid at least once with decent looking girl so I don't have to lie to people when they ask me if I am still virgin.

>>87110520
Why'd you post that again?

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>>87110337
I am a legit 27yo touchless virgin m8.
never saw a tit IRL, only know what a woman looks like naked from watching porn.
I am unemployed, have no friends, live in parents basement and I gave up years ago trying to change something.
now its all about getting the courage to suicide.

>>87104465
eat her poos

>>87104194
this, pretty much all i do pull girls from the dancefloor it saves haves to talk to them and agree with their retarded opinions

>>87105830
the chad within

>>87107156
this
it isn't so much about your looks as it is about the effort you put into making yourself presentable

Wow. Incels are REALLY touchy. Which is ironic, considering no one will touch you.

>>87111050
whats an Incels?

>>87111118
Stands for involuntary celibacy. Essentially it's a kissless permavirgin /pol/tard who is """redpilled""" and thinks women owe him sex even though he makes absolutely no attempt to attract them and has zero desirable or even neutral qualities. Truly a repulsive creature.

>>87111197
do female incels exist?

>>87111244
Yes.

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>>87111197
I'm all that but not a /pol/tard and I don't think woman owe me something.
does it mean I am I also incel?

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>>87103046
same, back when I wasn't a virgin

>>87111294
If you are not getting laid (and want to) and aren't making an attempt to, you are an incel.

>>87103046
I used to fear I'd become him, then I got laid.

>>87111244
yes, i'm a female incel.

>>87111365
I'd like to but it won't happen because all I ever got is rejection and I guess its not really worth it now and too late anyway.

The joke wasn't just that he was a middle aged man who'd never had sex, it was that he had the naivety of a preteen and barely even comprehended what sex was or how it worked. And unconvincingly lied about it.

>>87111365
Why would anyone want to get laid with all the porn that's available to us?
It seems like such a normalfag thing to want.

>>87111440
The best way to do it is to get off the internet and especially away from shitholes like /pol/ or other extremist sites (on either side). Most women are normal and will give you respect if you return the favor.

>>87111495
This is your brain on 4chan.

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>>87103523

No. I lost mine at 20. It's cool. You'll still bang plenty of chicks

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>>87111495
yea I agree, porn + onahole > woman.
why bother with a stinky when you can fuck a perfectly tight innie onahole while watching 10/10s in 4k?

no drama, can jerk off to another woman every day and don't have to tie yourself into some shitty relationship.

>>87111480
Also that he was FORTY and a VURRJINN!

>>87111480
>>87111711
he was pure and innocent

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What did women mean by this?

I don't get the "just get a hooker" meme.
Before hiring an escort I would have to first call and reserve a hotel room or something. Then I have to look for an appropriate escort somewhere online, actually call her and talk with her to arrange a set date and time of where will we meet. Then I would have to buy some condoms and actually drive there to the hotel, meet with the escort, maybe have some whatever meaningless small talk and go to the room, attempt to have sex with her and then pay her and pack your shit and leave?

Seems like a lot of hassle for a kissless virgin who would probably bail out on step one.

>>87111887
exactly, it's like mtv, it doesn't make sense

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>>87111858
>tfw 19cm penis and still virgin

>>87111887
The people who say "just get a hooker" are normalfags. They don't understand. They don't belong here either.

remember when funny movies used to carry s lot of weight? steve carrell became a household name because of this era of funnies that he participated in.

what happened to the respect for comedy the 00s had?

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>>87112011
>tfw 13 cm penis
>qt gf

>>87103046
Terrible portrayal to be honest.
Nothing like me at all

>>87111642
virgins will never understand

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>>87111426
giv female incel

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>>87112150
the problem is I understand it way too well.
thats why porn is superior to real woman.

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>>87111858
>tfw long but thin dick

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Honestly how can people expect you to lose your virginity when you're a disgustingly ugly fuck and chicks are instantly repulsed by even the most innocuous of conversations?

>>87112495
gib dimensions

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>>87111858
>tfw 3 inch erection
I think about suicide every day

>>87112086
Comedies stopped being funny, stopped telling worthwhile stories, and stopped having heart.

>>87112524
>7" long
>as thick as a an empty toiler paper roll

B R A V O
R
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>>87112725
thats not thin

>>87112791
That's what I tell myself as well but it looks thin because my dick is so long.

Also, most womyn feel 'loose' for me. It's not really satisfying tight.

>>87103046
imagine having to sell all your shit to keep some roastie and her future roastie alive just so you can lose your virginity... what a nightmare

I had sex when I was 17 and now I like laughing at virgins who make it past that age

>>87112944
you got a tatoo and a gague as well you stud?>

>>87103046
Skipping school to get laid is one of my best high school memories

>>87104385
>Conversation will naturally flow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy fuck could you BE more of a normie?

Don't people think it's weird if you're still a virgin past highschool? How would someone react if you told them that?? Just imagine the look of horror on their face lols.

>>87112944
t. Paid for sex

you know who are far worse then virgins? guys who have limited experience with women, but have had a few girlfriends etc, and still romanticize them. they think that women think like men for the most part. they have irl waifu's. they are the guys that come to defend women anonymously on the internet. they are beta males and they are responsible for women acting like such cunts. like others have said here, women(some don't even realize it) want to be led, they want to attach themselves to a strong male. "treat women like shit" isn't precise enough, but it's mostly true. don't treat them like your guy friends, and for gods sake don't treat them like you think they want to be treated. if you ask a woman what they want a guy to treat them like, 90 percent of it is not true. not that they are lying, they just literally don't know what they want(it's not a meme, really). most chads aren't naturally good with women from birth, they just had good looks and an outgoing personality, so early on they got experience with women before they shored up their manipulative tactics. They saw behind the scenes so to speak and learned how to deal with women. Women will not, can not, are not even capable of loving you the way you love them, the way men love women. Any man that puts his heart and soul into a woman will tell you how frustrating an experience it is. It's because they don't love you back, they can't. They also do not want sex the same way we do. They use sex as a tool. Not that it doesn't feel good to them, but it isn't a need like men have it. Women just want the alpha male, it's confusing these days because it isn't always the 7' tall muscle man, sometimes it's the nerdy jewish rich guy. But they want the alpha, you just have to pretend you are one. Most women will fall for it if you are convincing. 1000 years ago there was no faking it, but today you have a chance, as women are very confused about who to want to fuck

>>87112862
if you cant fit your dick in a toilet roll i guarantee your dick is thicker than most. stop crying faggot

>>87113972
What if I can fit the tip but not the other 4 inches?

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>>87113490
yea its very weird, they always look at me in disbelief because I don't look like you would imagine a 26 year old virgin and think I'm just joking.

>>87111244
female /r9k/ here
https://www.reddit.com/r/wgtow/

>>87114142
kek oh just stop. female virgins are such a joke

>>87114069
I get this shit too. People assume all kinds of shit about me especially women. I'm guessing it's because I dress normally and do a 4 days on 1 day off split so I've always got a pump going. When they realise I'm a social retard NEET still mentally stuck in high school they get weird though ;_;

Idk bros I started having sex at 11 and haven't had a meaningful functioning relationship since I was 13 and one for a year when I was like 22.

>>87114261
Woman don't like men who were never in a relationship or that say that they're virgins especially if they don't look like one.
They probably think we're bullshitting or something.

any of age women wanna get fucked by an older daddy

>>87114732
Abortion is illegal where you live?

>>87114770
I am religious and my parents would literally disown me if they knew I got a girl pregnant they didnt know about. They would probably forget about me if I aborted their grandchildren

>>87114732
just do what niggers do mate. don't give her your real name or social media info. use a burner phone to talk to her. or just bang her that night and don't give details. bust a nut in her and don't care because she can't find you.

also going raw in a girl and cumming is literally the best feeling ever. sex with a condor is barely even sex at all, not remotely the same experience

>>87114851
I guess I could do this. Fortunately I do not have the degenerant mentality of a nigger.

>>87114054
You pass

>>87105830
Good for him discovering his inner Chad

>>87111887
Or you can just go to her place. You may not even have to speak with her, just text. But its not worth, better to keep your hard-earned shekels.

>>87114851
>he doesn't enjoy fucking birds

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>>87103651
I'll embrace it

>>87111197
Dumb redditor

>>87103651
If anyone actually believes that they're fucking retarded. Most people are mediocre lovers.

With that said learn to eat ass because bitches love it.

>>87103046
dam this is too real fml

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>>87110337
you're on 4chan. have a guess

>>87105063
that last panel is literally the most accurate representation of lifting or working out in general, I've ever read.

holy shit.

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>be me
>underage, like 16 or so
>think sex is like this god tier thing
>19
>finally get a chance
>it's nothing special

sex is overrated desu

>>87114851
If you've only had sex with a condom then you're still a virgin. Saying sex with a condom is fucking is like saying touching a door handle a girl touched = touching pussy.

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>>87111858
>Trusting what women say they want

>>87112944
17 is the best age for guys. Dem digits don't lie.

>>87114851
Random creampie is best creampie

>>87117118
You are gay its okay just come out of the closet already