Joss Whedon Is Finally And Officially A Writer On Justice League

>>87102532
/ourguy/ joss doing his best to save JUSTice League

DoA

>>87102576

Joss is a faggot

>>87102532
>Whedon was listed as a screenwriter alongside Chris Terrio
>desecrating terrio's genius


BURY IT

>>87102532
Zack BTFO

What was his name again?

>>87102532
"Hey guys, There is neat döner kebab stand nearby..."

doesn't joss have a real daughter?

if she kills herself it'll be even worse than an adoptive suicide

>>87103685

Why can't we just get one solo Terrio movie

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>There was a time above... a time before... there were perfect things... diamond absolutes. But things fall... things on earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, it took me to the light. A beautiful lie.

vs

>I'm bringing the party to you.

>>87104609
>And what falls, is fallen
Damn...So deep

>>87104609

What happened DC

>>87104609
Damn, If I didn't know any better I would have thought the DC line was written by Shakespeare.

>>87104609
Most of Snyder's writing sounds like pretentious crap but for the sake of memes I'll be sure to parrot "KINO KINO KINO" every time his hackneyed shit is posted

>>87105141

>Snyder's writing

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>>87103111
trips confirm

>Is she with you?
>I thought she was with you?
Brilliant

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>>87104664
You're a brat. Here you go.

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>>87102532
But will it have better quips than the Avengers?

>>87102532
Why does DC hate women?

>>87105141
Pretentious is a three-syllable word for at word too big for little minds.

>>87105409
Christ, imagine how autistic someone would have to be to overanalyze capeshit this hard

>>87105409
I refuse to believe someone actually typed this shit

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I fucking hate Joss Whedon

>>87102532
Justice league will make a billion dollars screenshot this

>>87105503
Black widows a monster because she cant have babies what did the mouse meen by this

>>87105394

If neither of them sent for her, how and why DID she show up?

>>87105896
Are you retarded she saw what was happening on tv and decided to go

>>87105975

The TV said exactly where the fight was happening? The airport she was at was just right next to where the fight was happening?

Don't worry. /our/guy, Joss "Facials for Feminism" Whedon won't let us down.

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>>87102532
KEK remember all those Snydercucks creaming themselves the other day about that "rumor" saying Snyder is back on the project

AYYYYYYYY LMAO DUDE

>>87102532

When does he cheat on his ex by making Gal Gadot his cumslut?

>>87103111
Nah, /tv/ has changed their mind when it turns out he was a '''Chad'''.

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Joss "suck my dick and i'll write you a quip" Whedon is destroying Lord Snyders work

>>87103111
He's literally the opposite of a faggot though. He fucked all of /tv/'s waifus.

>>87107051
Why are you speaking for a board you're not part of?

>>87102532
We'll see. He made Avengers and you can suck the world's slimiest fattest animal penis if you think that was a bad movie.

>>87107141

>dushku
>anyone's waifu

>>87107168
I've never even seen the first Avengers movie and have no intention on seeing that shit.

Also superhero movies were fun when there wasn't 3 or 4 of them coming out EVERY FUCKING YEAR!

>>87107168

He also made AoU and you can suck the world's slimiest fattest animal penis if you think that was a good movie.

>>87107252
>dushku, glau, acker, hannigan, trachtenberg, carpenter
all /tv/'s waifus at one point or another, all sucked whedons dick

>>87107309
I did actually watch AoU and that was meh at best.

I'd probably wait until Infinity War is on Blu-ray or TV because I'm not gonna waste $30 on a fucking 5 hour movie I have to wait 4 years to be completed.

>>87107449

>dushku
Yes.
>glau
Probably.
>acker
Believable.
>hannigan
Doubt it.
>trachtenberg
Too thick.
>carpenter
Not a waif and they hated each other.

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>>87107168

>>87105409
>someone ACTUALLY typed this

>>87102532
>The DC universe is dead
but he's a good writer

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>>87104014
>What was his name again?

Joss balls deep in your teenage wet dream Whedon

There's no fucking way Justice League makes its November Release Date.
I know people will say Hollywood works fast, but not that fast.

>>87102532
>Whedon's trademark witty dialogue

I don't see how that's a party.

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>>87105141
The absolute state of Marvel kiddies.
Here, have something that's more suited to your taste, brainlet.

>>87108384
These same people also call Game of Throne's "CUNT COCK FOOKIN CUNTS COCK HAR HAR DICK!" dialogue witty.

>>87108216
>Joss 'balls deep in Michelle Trachtenberg cunny' Whedon

fuck i really need to be in hollywood

>>87107168
>you can suck the world's slimiest fattest animal penis
which penis would that be?
asking for a friend

>>87108274

It has to. They're not going to try against SW.

Then again, it's the WB.

>>87108060
WHAT ABOUT bUFFY?

>>87106025
Yes

>>87107449
>>87108060
Stop talking shit about Amy, you niggers
Of all of them, she's the most unlikely and this is from objective research.

>>87109486

Least likely? No. More unlikely than Glau and Dushku, though.

>>87109609
Yes. least likely. And if you think for a second she did, it's because you don't know anything about her at all, which is not surprising, and completely reasonable.
Though I guess the same could be said of me, as I haven't checked the rest of the stories as thoroughly.
I know Eliza had that weird "i'm so cute" conversation and landed a lead role out of nowhere
Carpenter had some argument about her pregnancy and the death of her character and the importance of her ideas on the plot
Buffy seems to hate him
Anya seems to hate him too, though the hate could be for a number of reasons in every case
Trachtenberg has her life made a mess
No idea about Glau
Willow seems to be doing fine so I doubt she was in it too
And there are many more nobody has bothered to check.

>>87110168
>Trachtenberg has her life made a mess


Did Joss... fuck Nicholas Brandon???!!!

>>87108274
2beefaire your concern is literally based on stuff people on 4chan made up

>Joss Whedon has total creative control over Justice League
Alright we're starting to cross dimensions n sheeit.

>>87110168

>And if you think for a second she did, it's because you don't know anything about her at all, which is not surprising, and completely reasonable.

>n-no, not my waifu

>>87110284

I want him to write a tell-all book. I'm surprised he hasn't already.

>>87102532
>source OP's fat ass

>>87110284
Is this open? *leaves*

>>87110455
Just imagine a JLA Vs Avengers movie. The amount of money that would rake in, Hollywood would change their sign to JossWhood.

The last credit Joss "Literal Hitler" Rapedon will have on a DC movie

>>87110624
Looks good

>>87108155
>this is a battle between 2 gods in MCEU
jfc

>>87110624
WE WUZ CYBORGS N SHEEEIT

JOSS WHEDON IS A FUCKING FAT NIGGER!

HE CHEATED ON HIS EX ON PURPOSE!

HE SAYS HE IS A FEMINIST BUT HE'S A FUCKING WOMANIZER WHO SOMEHOW GOT LAID WITH HIS TINY COCK!

THIS FUCKING HAIRY NIGGER IS A KEK!

JOSS WHEDON IS A FUCKING HAIRY FAT NIGGER!

>>87110650
No it fucking doesn't

>>87111121
truly our guy

>>87102576
>reddit's guy

Fuck this shit.
I was looking forward to this too.
Oh well.

definately not going to watch it now. fuck marvel and all of its reddit fanboys

>>87110284
No but he probably did his twin brother

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>>87102532
>Whedon is now likely changing the dialogue and overall narrative of the film.

the film is practically finished and Joss has been working on it for a while before hand. What else would he get "screen credit" for besides writing ??? he wasn't just showing up at the studio for free.

>its a MarvelDrone makes up stuff about DCEU again episode

>>87112149
i really find it disturbing and hilarious that once a DC film is nearing that smear campaign just gets more and more frequent in this board. fucking pajeets