*knocks on your door*

>>87101848
Uhhh my TV license must be in my other house, officers. I don't watch TV anyways h-haha

>>87101848
Can I offer you some tea?

>The (TV Licence) Bill

why does that black guy look so sad lol

>>87101848

>Failed police officers become prison guards
>Failed prison guards become bailiffs
>Failed bailiffs post on /fit/

*Ignores knocking*

>>87102353
Because he's black

>>87102353
>he doesn't want to kill himself every day

Imagine bailiffs existing in your country. absolutely cucked

>>87101848
I flushed all my spoons, they've got nutin on me

>>87102577
Nope not really

Imagine how small their dicks must be to want to do this job

>>87101848

*wolf whistles*
haha the Hen party isn't in here lads, fuck off
*closes door*

>>87101848
You won't do nuttin'. now fuck off

>revoke right of access
>never answer the door again

Hehe nice try your majesty's police force

>>87102632
This isn't Greece we don't stand for financial avoidance dolescum

>>87104076

We're from the High Court sir, not the County Court. We do have the right to gain access to your property.

>>87104162
>tfw all the people they shake down for cash are polish or pakis
>these guys could actually be used as deportation agents but no it's
>we'll give you 9 months to pay your car park fine because you're benefit scrounging scum

DROP THE SPOON!!!!!!!

>>87101848
I want to pound the one on the right end

>>87102353
hes not sad, hes frustrated hes sick of yer shit bud

>>87104381
I want to fuck him

>>87104381
>I want to pound the one on the right end

Bet you do gayboy

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You can go to prison for not paying the tv tax to fund stuff like this

JUST

(It's actually real I kid you not - look up BBC Pidgin)

>>87101848

C-can I pay my kinotax the same way I pay for the sharia tax? Spreading my cheeks, gov'na

>>87104451
can't a lad bugger another lad in peace?

>>87104536
>ring them up
>tell them you dont own a TV
>they stop sendingb you "threatening" letters

That easy m8 only chavscum get fined for watching TV.

>be on /tv/, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door
>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LICE
>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)
>begin waddling towards escape hatch
>BANG BANG BANG
>cops shooting the door, screaming ALLAH SAVE THE QUEEN
>be Murrican, quite confused
>continue waddling as fast as I can
>cops break door down
>they begin sprinting towards me
>one gets caught in my intranet
>fuck that was an expensive cable it's hard to get them that long
>whatever
>cop begins shooting me
>dive behind Fermi pile
>Fermis burst into flames, buying me time
>grab my Thinkpad
>escape hatch blocked by cans
>prepare for final stand
>cop comes around corner
>nail her on the head with my Thinkpad
>Thinkpad 1 SWAT helmet 0
>another cop rounds corner
>shoots me
>absorbed in my fat, bounces off
>this angers me
>release the bear
>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop
>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him
>he dies from disgust
>cop jumps through can pile
>falls onto my pile of dragon dildos
>runs back out screaming
>jump in my get-away pedovan
>mom runs out of house
>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO
>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY
>rev up car
>cop cars begin coming around corner
>speed off
>they chase me
>they have no drivers and crash into poles
>an entire polish parade
>1.7% of the parade survive
>more cops behind me
>NO TIME FOR LOVE, COPPERS
>helicopter appears above me
>it's rotational velociodencity begins to degrade as it comes closer to my giant dog-shapped pedovan
>it bluescreens
>jump out of door
>hit the floor
>because I tripped

That old red faced git is totally an alcoholic

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>>87104536
Let's pander to ignorant blacks who can't use proper English by letting them think they have their own unique language instead of teaching them the right way and uplifting them.

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Are you here for the grooming party?

>>87104381
>not wanting delicious silverdaddy pucci
bruh

The way the niggers positioned makes him look like he has a phat ass lol

>>87105805
LOL!

>>87105805
lol do you think he does.. haha would be funny ... lol