Aiden Gillen to star in James Joyce biopic

name a worse actor than him

protip: you fucking can't

Was getting cast part of his plan?

I can't wait to hear him read Joyce's fart letters in his stupid accent

I eagerly anticipate his rendition of Joyce's famous letter.

>I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

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>>87100180
Will it end with him getting killed by two little girls?

>for years /tv/ shilled this mediocrity
explain yourselfs

Tell me about Joyce, why does he like the farts?

>>87100349
"No"
It only took a few more movies with him to come out before we learned to separate the man from the meme. He is a terrible actor.

Why is this thread the sudden dawning of the realisation that Aiden Gillen is a shit actor for /tv/? Because he got cast in a desirable role after a disappointing death on GoT?

>>87100289
PLAY WITH HER ARSH

>>87100289
holy shit this guy was the original BRAAAPP poster

>>87100180
JAMESH JOYSHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrXErFMfR8

what did she mean by this

>>87100289
Kill all brapfags

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>>87100289
>You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.

lmao

>barping
>CIA
>james joyce

meme movie of the year

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>>87100509
KEKEKEKEKEK

Introibo ad altare bane

>>87100289
>tfw never fucked a girl in the ass

>>87100577
BRAAAAAAPPPP

>>87102525
>under your upturned rump
He's talking about doggie, not anal.

>>87100265
Kit Harrington
modern day Isaac whatever his name is

>>87102617
you can do anal doggy faggot

>>87102691
I JUST QUOTED HOW HE SAID HE WAS FUCKING "UNDER" HER RUMP YOU ILLITERATE CUNT

Cool.

>>87100265
Anyone on GoT who isn't Alfie or Lena

>>87100289
>when BRAP posting existed long ago
Based

>>87102758
Girl who plays Yara as well actually

>>87102758
You're forgetting Tywin, Ned, Jamie, Brienne, and the Hound.

>>87100289
This needs to happen. This needs to be read out by /ourguy/ CIA. This would be pure braaaappppp kino.

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>>87100577

>>87100265
Kit Harrington. Emelia Clarke. Sophie Turner.

>>87100180
The memeing this will cause will finally join /lit/ and /tv/.

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Favourite Joyce kino, /tv/? I dig Portrait.

>>87102828
Of the ones who are alive, the only actor who you named that might be better than Aiden is Nicolaj. The scene where Littlefinger was on trial (while awfully written) was really well acted (by Aiden).

>>87103228
Portrait has some of the most beautiful prose I've ever read, but I gotta give it to Ulysses. People overstate its difficulty. It's hilarious and dirty and really a joy to read

>>87100180
He's finally moving on to serious roles

The only things I know him for is
>CIA
>baelish
>flamboyant gay Irish dude

>>87100289

can we get a pic of Nora? was she hot?

>>87100265
Ryan Reynolds.

>>87100180
THAT'S A BIG FART

>lucia
>luCIA


hmmm rily make u thing...

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>>87100265
some anon put it best when he said that aidan's acting reminds him of someone trying to run underwater

>>87103424
lUcia

holy shit

u u u u

>>87100289
Was getting fucked arseways part of your plan?

>>87103495
He's primarily a stage actor, I can forgive slow, broad movements. The problem is that, stage or screen, he doesn't emote or move like anything close to a human being.

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>>87103495
Underwater?

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plz be finnegan's wake

this is going to be full of memes. i wish the guy well though. he obviously comes here and is aware of the meme status. good lad. keep it up.

>>87103743
anyone got any insight on this? what the hell is it about. is it a joke?

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AAAAAH BANE PLEASE
ALLOW ME TO DEFEND MY SHELF

has anyone seen wake wood? wouldnt mind to see cia in a horror movie

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>mfw reading James Joyce's love letters.

The original brap poster.

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>>87100289
Is this BRAP kino?

>>87103786
it's about a man who dies, in his wake someone spills alcohol on him and he comes back to life, it's written almost completely with words of several different languages combined to make words that mean lots of different things

Borges explains it better, don't remember in which part he talks about it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ZTt_JQXRU

>>87103786
Basically the final boss of literature.

You have to be fluent in several languages and be incredibly well read to get it, and even then you need to strain you brain to connect the dots.

>>87100289
someone rewrite this with his accent

>>87104036
good effort m8, here's your (you)

>>87104499
>not recognizing this pasta

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>>87100289
read the whole thing in aidens voice

>>87100180
THREE PLANES FOR MUSTER BANE

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>>87103495
Blrrggghne?

>>87100289
I can do accents pretty well and I've recorded a few /tv/ movie trailer threads on soundcloud but there's no way in hell I'm going to do this one.

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>>87103332

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>Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

>>87100289
This is better prose than 99.99% of writers will ever accomplish and it's just a naughty letter about farts

>>87105201
I suppose a recording is off the table?

>>87100289
Someone who can do a good Littlefinger impression needs to record this

>>87105201
Do it, faggot

>>87105201
a lot of loyalty for a hired gun

>>87105201
Do it

Finnegans Wake HBO series fucking WHEN

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>[---] feel your body wriggling under me, hear and smell the dirty fat girlish farts going pop pop out of your pretty bare girlish bum and fuck fuck fuck fuck my naughty little hot fuckbird’s cunt for ever.
I am happy now, because my little whore tells me she wants me to roger her arseways and wants me to fuck her mouth and wants to unbutton me and pull out my mickey and suck it off like a teat. More and dirtier than this she wants to do, my little naked fucker, my naughty wriggling little frigger, my sweet dirty little farter.

Ay lmao, this nigga thirsty af.

>>87107698
Does Sansa fart ??

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>>87104036
Same.

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>>87107772

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>>87100289

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>>87108797
Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag)
https://derpibooru.org/182575

>>87103228
The Dead is my favorite written work

>>87110406
same

>>87111151
this

>>87112058
this

>Dublaine?

>>87105251
Would smell her farts to be honest familia

>>87113088
I would as well

>>87100180
Awesome. Looks like Baneposting's back on the menu! Because ween this, King Arthur, and GoT, it's like we're getting CIA through the ages.

>>87100289
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE ALL OUT OF GAS

WHATS THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR EROTIC PLAN?

>>87114081
same

>>87116002
same

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>Possibly having Joyce, Beckett, and Jung all in one movie
It could have been done, it could have been done

>The author of Ulysses met Hemingway in Paris during the 1920s. Both renowned heavy drinkers, they began to frequent cafes and bars together. While Joyce was unathletic and had failing eyesight, his drinking companion was tall, strapping and prone to violent outbursts. If Joyce picked a fight, he would hide behind Hemingway. According to the voiceover on this clip: “When in the course of their drinking, he ran into any sort of belligerence, he would jump behind his powerful friend and shout: ‘Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.’”

Who's going to play Hemingway?

Why do people not like Gillen now? He was great in Calvary....

>>87117923
Sean Bean

>>87100180
tell me about Ulysses,

why does he wear the mask?

>>87100265
Why do people still keep pushing the "Aiden Gillen is a bad actor" meme? Fuck you.

I'm glad he's out of Game of Thrones so now he can be in true kino like this.

>>87100288
I bet you're mad that your post got no replies and the one below yours got a million.

>>87117923
>his drinking companion was tall, strapping and prone to violent outbursts
So you might say he's a .... big guy?

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>>87117923
who else but the big guy himself?

who tf is james joyce

>>87118678
The original barpposter

>>87105251
>>87113088
>>87114081
That's not Nora, that's Lucia Joyce, his daughter. But close enough. She was a dancer and inherited a lot of James' eccentricities.

>>87117633
Don't forget Ezra Pound's shenanigans.

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>>87118678
The ultimate kinomaster. Aiden would just look like a pseud if he were in this picture

>>87108797
kys

>your braaap posts will never be read by thousands of strangers a hundred years after you died

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>>87100289
fucking lost it at the farts

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>>87100289
>James Joyce was brapfag

>>87100289
>Two Aiden Copypastas made in one night
God bless /tv/

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>>87100265
He was fucking mad good in The Wire pleb get unignorant

>>87122970
this

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I did ash you told me, Sansha, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to shee that you do like being fucked arsheways. Yesh, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for sho long backwardsh. It was the dirtiesht fucking I ever gave you, Sansha. My prick was shtuck up in you for hoursh, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat shweaty buttocksh under my belly and shaw your flushed face and mad eyesh. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come burshting out through your lipsh and if I gave you a bigger shtronger fuck than usual fat dirty brapsh came shpluttering out of your backshide. You had an arshe full of brapsh that night, Sansha, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellowsh, long windy ones, quick little merry cracksh and a lot of tiny little naughty brapiesh ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a brapping woman when every fuck drivesh one out of her. I think I would know Sansha'sh brapsh anywhere. I think I could pick hersh out in Harrenhal if it were filled with brapping women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy brapsh which I imagine big guysh have. It is shudden and dry and dirty like what a man would let off in fun in a plane. I hope Sansha will let off no end of her braphsh in my face so that I may know their shmell also.

>>87100265
Emilia Clarke
Kit Reddinton

>>87100265
>People keep making fun of the way Aiden keeps smriking in GoT
Have you read the books? It LITERALLY describes LittleFinger's smirk. He was born to play the part

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>>87100180

>>87117923
Holy shit. I bet their opponents found that extremely painful.

>>87125488
This

>>87123729
well done

Dubliners is the only good thing Joyce ever wrote.
Prove me wrong.