/lbg/ - Letterboxd General

FUCK YOU

What are you watching tonight bros

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>>87098562
Inland Empire and Hourglass Sanatorium

FUCK YOU

>>87098562
Halloween 6. Watched 5 yesterday and thought it was shit, one of the worst movies ever. I hope this one is at least a little bit better.

>>87098635
Hourglass is bretty gud, I have to rewatch it to get all the nuances.

>>87096864
Probably The Fury or Stroszek

>>87100389
big brain

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>>87098562
Last of the Mohicans maybe

The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean

>>87100739
>>87099408
>>87099318
>>87098635
good choices

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Aww yeah can't wait to catch close to three hours of that sweet Deakins D.

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Hello
https://letterboxd.com/Arokz/

Should I watch the new Alien or King Arthur tonight?

>>87104392
King Arthur. It's one of the best movies of the year.

>>87104392
new Alien if you can find a version that has edited in the extra scenes.

>>87104495
Will it make much of a difference?

>>87104547
from bad to watchable.

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>>87098562
i don't know, you tell me

>>87104689
Looking into it, won't all home releases have the extended scenes? What should the runtime look like?

>>87103053
He's trash now dude

Save /esg/

boards.4chan.org/hr/thread/2983518

>>87098562
prometheus

>>87104722
dogville

>>87105135
Fuck off dog raping creep

>>87105200
twitter.com/_esgeneral_

>>87104722
Hmm, in your dreams! WIYU!

>>87105196
>>87105200
Mmmm

OwO

i thought only god forgives would be a good movie like drive angry it is a great movie check it out also gangster squad fuck people who disagree

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>>87105821
>gangster squad

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

Who's crazy is amazing for about 5 minutes then you wish it would just end

>>87105327
Cringy blog, Bruce!

>>87105917
I'd prefer if it was Who's Crazed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>87105923
those weren't me

>>87106021
That's not your blog?

I want to jack off.

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https://letterboxd.com/OriginalName3/

>>87106593
Original Name

>>87106513
this image is fucking hilarious

I find it amusing that Nolan is so seemingly obsessed with time and yet does such a consistently poor job at depicting it.

>>87107775
shut up

name 5 (five) pastafrolas

>>87107890
pastafrola dog
drawing of pastafrola dog
pastafrola patrician graph
the pastafrola that emily jean thinks looks tasty
spinning pastafrola gif

>>87107923
>drawing of pastafrola dog
doesn't exist

>>87107946
yes it does

>>87108055
PROVE IT

>>87107775
Lol Dunkirk was soooo bad

>i hateee doubleposting so much my faves? calling everybody a nigger :)

>i hateee doubleposting so much my faves? calling everybody a nigger :)

>>87105917
>racism and bigotry wahoo!
im disappointed in you machill54

>i hateee racism and bigotry so much my faves? calling everybody a nigger :-)

>>87096864
I dont get it

>>87109452
Yes you do.

>>87098562
Umberto D.

>>87104722
Dogville, where did you get la ville des pirates from though?

>>87109751
the dog dies

>>87109766
good, I hate dogs

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So... About that Android app

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Kys or nah

>>87109868
my phone sucks so much i can't even use it

>>87106372
Update: I jacked off

>>87109868
/lbg/ made me fall in love with a guy name Wesley!!!!!

>>87109913
gay

>>87110169
your gay

>>87110725
no

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https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/
kino, get to know her

>>87112377
Hey, crapface. Why don't you blow it out your ear?

Your buddy, Strong Bad.

>>87113000
There's a good reason why they call you Pete the retard.

>>87113000
pete the what?
pete the retard

>>87104321
i like chinese roulette, fun family flic

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letterboxd.com/27AMDi34/

>avant-garde
>short form
>nonobjective
>verse-film
>structuralism
>video art

>>87113244
>>87113277
lol no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKGUN56JM_Y

Her eye shadow fucked me up. My body will never look like that. It's not that she's a cis woman. This is not about passing. This is about the movie industry leading actress model; this is about impossible beauty standards. I'm a beautiful woman. I know saying that has just opened myself up to incredible abuse; I don't particularly care right now. I'm a beautiful woman, but I will never look like Charlize Theron. That is okay, in an objective sort of way, but subjectively, I have it ingrained in me that I need to fit a certain mold to be valuable, to be valid, to be seen as beautiful. It's internalized misogyny that is telling me I need to be seen as beautiful, that I need to see myself in models and lead actresses, that I need to have a body like hers. Seeing that dark eye shadow, all I could think of was my own, and how my body fit in relation to my face, in comparison to the ways hers did. I felt inadequate. I'm not trying to compete with or blame Charlize Theron. This was a deeply personal reaction based in internalized misogyny, and ultimately, while it's not about the fact that she's cis or about how well I pass or don't, it still resulted in dysphoria. My own personal experience of gender as a trans woman (other cis and trans women may differ) means that feeling inadequate as a woman translates into feeling rejected from womanhood.

Old /lbg/
>Film discussion
>Everyone's a pal
>Posters were well-versed in film
>Users had interest in MAKING movies as well as watching them
>Threads stayed up without requiring shitpost image bumps
>Managed to stand on it's own
>Users had a legitimate presence in the Letterboxd community
>Everyone is welcome

Nu /lbg/
>Little to no discussion about film or even movies, posters can only communicate in memes
>Everyone is hostile to each other and trying desperately to one-up each other in "patricianhood"
>Hardly anyone has real film knowledge
>Only into watching films to look cool
>Threads would be dead if not for shitposting
>Users need a dozen Discords
>No one on nu-/lbg/ matters on Letterboxd since it's nothing but edgy teens, the site has since devolved into a Tumblr shithole
>No one wants to join anymore,. general serves as nothing but containment for tryhard psuedo-intellectuals

>>87115330
what if lbg made a movie? like the film equivalent of brockhampton?

>>87115456
more like Passenger of Shit

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https://letterboxd.com/voexodus/

Letterboxd is such a piece of shit website.

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>>87098635
good movie

BRUCE!

Joe Pesci

Rank the front page

Adam Cook
Forrest Ellsworth
Dirk
Larry
Edgar Cochran
Hollie Horror
PTAbro
Grooveman
Peaceful Stoner
Jvince
Gustav Roman
Xarnis
Evan
Joe
Danny Webster
Steve G
Cinebro
The Ron

>>87096864
i couldn't find the info on their respective websites, so I suppose this is a good (enough) place to ask:

have any fellow Americans here bought DVDs from UK labels Arrow Films or Second Run? do they ship to America, and how much did you end up paying after customs?

does machill have an answer to the post above?

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https://letterboxd.com/brenx923/

>>87117760
gay

>>87117760
gay

>>87117760
faggy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

>>87117723
>machill
who?

>>87118007
wahoo!!!!!!!!!

where's rooney and megaautist?

>>87115330
these "x was better back then" posts are the faggiest thing in 4chan history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8AttqxSEYY

>>>/r9k/39416804

>>87119008
in a landfill

>>87119370
no cause they are not garbage

>>87109296
the views are pretty shocking in how overt they are but the film is very good

>>87117697
>>87117723
idk info about customs rules the other way, only importing to bongland

>>>/mu/74866073

FUCK YOU

https://youtu.be/91MB_-pQqt8?t=463

>>87119285
wtf I love phoneposters shitposting everything to death now

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im gonna try and write a review the way they write reviews on rotten tomatoes

the director chefs have cooked up a good movie with this one. this dish (movie) comes on a plate with the main ingredient (actor) bradley cooper who is what makes the dish (movie) delicious. the other ingredients (actors) make the dish (movie) taste good. they really served up a delicious dish (movie). the scenes are tasty. i was hungry and this dish (movie) helped my apetite. i will be leaving a good tip for this restaurant (movie). now if only i could put a movie review on yelp like the way they do with restaurants

Just saw Conjuring, will watch 2 now. Good movie.

>>87125204
Kinoisseur will watch the Lumiere cinematographes.

>>87115330
>MAKING movies as well as watching them

Glad that was before my time, my balls would have retracted into my abdomen with embarrassment for them.

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>>87126864
They're only notable because of the perpetuated myth that their cameras were the first to functionally project and record. They didn't do anything first nor substantial. Griffith fans don't like him because "lol he was first XD". They like him because he was the best to those with taste. So much so, he created his own separate medium. See here

And Muybridge = Edison >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lumiere dodos

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"The seed was planted with the bringing over of the negro"

Perhaps the greatest quote of all time

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>Dude cranes lmao

Saw better usage of the camera in Beau Geste. There is nothing special in Sunrise. It's a pleb trap. That's why it was forgotten largely after release and lost in a fire.

Even the exact same exposure sequences are lifted straight out of an early 20's German street film. Pretty much the entire style is a watered down version of Murnau's previous work

>>87119008
>>87119470
Thank you. Do you know the whereabouts of Rooney?

>>87127959
If he knew, he wouldn't be asking.

*glances above head
I don't believe I ever addressed you.
*sneers

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which one?

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>>87128488
now? Inland Empire for sure

>>87128488
>>87128488
Pitch Black.

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Is it bad that I don't like everything by Welles, Fellini, Bergman, Kubrick, Tarkovsky, Bresson but I love Griffith, Stroheim, Flaherty, and early Murnau?

>>87129607
yes

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>>87129607
You will never earn my respect no matter how much you suck up to me

>>87129631
Pic-related

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Observation, universality, environment, reservation, and introspection - the hallmarks of a sunplay

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Observation, universality, environment, reservation, and introspection - the hallmarks of a sunplay

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Observation, universality, environment, reservation, and introspection - the hallmarks of a sunplay

>>87125204
The day begins at sunrise
So does cinema

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Did John Ford go to the SNYDER school of subtlety?

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>>87130271
I don't care about cinema, I care about sunplays. The image was illustrating the fundamental difference in the mediums

>Find a decent profile
>Actually thoughtful reviews. Dont always agree with ratings but they defend their thoughts properly
>Doesn't have a review blog to promote
>follow

>two months later they start a podcast
>I cry as I unfollow and block them

>>87130338
Is sunplay the new kino?

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>>87130385
No because sunplays aren't entertainment.

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The works of Flaherty are not entertainment. Sunrise strives for universal appeal for the masses. The moving camera and melodramatic hokum amuses the r*dditor .

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Oops!

Oops!

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Oops!

Anyone see Ingrid goes west?

It looks fucking dumb

>>87132345
Define "dumb"

>>87132372
Like

>im quirky Aubrey Plaza
>now im quirky Aubrey Plaza but in LA!
>o look ice cubes kid he's vaping
>im defiant and shit and here's my new gf elizabth olson
>lets be quirky together

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>>87132410
>>87132372
>>87132345
This is why film will never be art

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Is this art music, /lbg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTy5gxkXynE

Check yourself into a mental ward. You clearly have deep mental issues. Preferred treatment: lobotomy.

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>>87132926
*braps
Oops!

>>87132410
aubrey plaza is great faggot

>>87131911
wtf i love manlets now

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>>87133270
Ahoy ______!

>swn sit her frog butt on your face and ______
It is a basic human right! I am being denied!

>>87127959
with his gf

>>87133300
>Dreyer, Bergman, Tarkovsky, von Trier, the list goes on!

Hallmarks of the tasteless and the uninitiated. It's okay if you're just getting into the medium, but there are some (even here, on a so called ''film'' board) that actually believe they are cultured or have a snippet of taste because they like these directors, when in actuality they are nothing more than embarrassing cringeworthy copy/paste babbies with no opinion on the medium they claim to love whatsoever.

For a cinephile like myself, it is truly disgusting to watch, and the main reason I, and many others, steer far away from this pit of despair and depravity.

look what you made me do!!

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>>87133457
Rooney's not a man!!

>>87131911
wtf i love manlets now

>>87133592
>Dreyer, Bergman, Tarkovsky, von Trier, the list goes on!

Hallmarks of the tasteless and the uninitiated. It's okay if you're just getting into the medium, but there are some (even here, on a so called ''film'' board) that actually believe they are cultured or have a snippet of taste because they like these directors, when in actuality they are nothing more than embarrassing cringeworthy copy/paste babbies with no opinion on the medium they claim to love whatsoever.

For a cinephile like myself, it is truly disgusting to watch, and the main reason I, and many others steer far away from this pit of despair and depravity.

>>87133300
me too!

>>87133491
lmao

>>87133659
>Dreyer, Bergman, Tarkovsky, von Trier, the list goes on!

Hallmarks of the tasteless and the uninitiated. It's okay if you're just getting into the medium, but there are some (even here, on a so called ''film'' board) that actually believe they are cultured or have a snippet of taste because they like these directors, when in actuality they are nothing more than embarrassing cringeworthy copy/paste babbies with no opinion on the medium they claim to love whatsoever.

For a cinephile like myself, it is truly disgusting to watch, and the main reason I and many others steer far away from this pit of despair and depravity.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEN SLAAAAY

If you could watch one movie with 3 other /lbg/ members, what movie would you choose and which members would you choose?

>>87135302
*burps

>>87135505
shut up

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Oops!

Is Cinebro the one that's been painfully trying to mock me?

Does anybody know where Rooney is?

>>87135900
Cinebro has outgrown /lbg/ so no

Everbody that has been exposed unashamedly posted their profiles. You have yet to do so. What does that say about you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqon0nVWA4A

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>outgrown

>>87135302
i'd watch rooney mara movies with rooney

>>87136297
how do you know he has actually logged everything he saw?

>>87136339
>he

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>>87136312
do you know where rooney is

>>87136361
I wonder if he actually got that free pizza for acting girly.

>>87136339
>3,598
sure spent a lot of time padding his list with garbage

>>87136377
>>87133457

>>87136472
i'm his girlfriend

>>87136502
Oops!

why haven't you outgrown /lbg/

>>87136459
Oops!

who the fuck is goldie

>>87136544
delayed evolution

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>>87136553
Me!!

Downvote griffin!
Downvote griffin!
Downvote griffin!

>>87136664
Oops!

>>87136544
>>87136574
>>87136605
>>87136664
Oops!

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>39 IP's
>only 6 profiles posted

conspiracy: goldie is rooney

conspiracy: natalie is rooney

conspiracy: emily is rooney

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>>87137024

conspiracy: rooney is (natalie + emily) x amaranth

Ben Carson is not a black person.

>>87137115
>>87137064
>>87137001
>>87136709
>>87136939
bruce where's rooney

>>87137185
ROONEY DOESN'T WANT TO BRAP ON YOU BECAUSE HE'LL GET BANNED!

>>87137272
too late

>>87133615
jesus christ

>>87137403
did you get banned for brapping too loud rooney

>>87138125
yes

/lbg/ offer constructive criticism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiW0ryFhD70&feature=youtu.be

>>87138125
>>87133711

>>87138212
hehehe :3

>>87138191
this is exactly the film we needed to see in Trump's America

>>87138308
Criticize not compliment :)

>>87138392
>Criticize
Cowabunga... cowafuckingpieceofdogshit this film is diarrhea coming out of my dick. This film is as appealing as an ooze infested dirty fuckin sewer rat shit. I've had more fun playing with dog turds. Hariet Tubman is my ass and Abe Lincoln is my balls. This film is an inside out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter. I'd rather yank all the hairs off my scrotum. I'd rather drink diarrhea vomitted out a buffalo's anus. It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it.

>>87138456
haha

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Who else likes downloading different rips of the same movie and starting a race to the finish line?

>>87128488
STRANGE DAYS!

>>87138869
not me

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>>87138869
You do.

>>87138929
>>87098085

>>87138929
>>87109506

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>>87138931
I do.

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wow the android app is shite
letterboxd.com/albion
rec a movie with
>no violence
>cute girls
>experimental/avant-garde scenes but also a coherent plot
>european
>from 60's/70's
p l e a s e

It.Comes.at.Night.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

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>>87139236
That Obscure Object of Desire
Contempt
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

/lbg/ more like /lgbt/ hahaha!

>>87139943
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny because it's true!!

>>87139878
thanks m8

>>87098635
> Hourglass Sanatorium
Ty anon

>>87106593
> Timeless Bottomless Bad Movie 1997
Your opinion?

OwO

>>87142011
stop reading my mind

Dear anyone who has posted in this thread,

>You are a piece of shit whose attempts to intrude on an individual's personal reality as an authority on subjective matters without having the insight to warrant it are merely for your own ego gratification. What's so appalling is that some idiots are dumb enough to allow it.
>You're a hypocrite whose contribution spurs metadiscussion and shitposting but condemns both. Likely, you reconcile this with some otherwise untenable delusions about providing a necessary service but only for your desperation for gratification.
>You're a fucking loser who doesn't understand pronouns.
>You know nothing of film, ignorance evinced by your selections for Letterboxd favorites and even posting in these threads in the first place, preferring repetitive anodyne discussion bordering on masturbation over occasional insight and depth. Those posturing gits are as desperate and fragile as you.

It's fucking galling when some unbelievable cretin thinks himself able to comprehend and appraise his superior.

Kill yourselves.

>>87142116
suck my balls

>>87142170
gay

>>87142197
so?

>>87142116
> OwO
> ou know nothing of film
not this shit again
modern kids are shit

>>87142749
>not this shit again
>modern kids are shit
not this shit again
modern kids are shit

Just saw Baywatch (2017). What a repugnant, terribly unfunny action comedy(?). Everything about it couldn't be more wrong. Do not watch.

>>87143193
That's one of the best movies of the year.

>>87143225
>>87098085

>>87144093
3D GLASSES!!!!

>>87139236
La Collectionneusse

>>87133592
me too!

pastafrola

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here in my garage, just bought this, uh, new lamborghini here

Female Lord of the Flies is fine (anyone saying otherwise is kidding themselves).

Female Lord of the Flies written by men though? Ugh.

>>87139878
Experimental is doing something that's never been done before. What did any of those flicks do new

>>87147264
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>>87147274
Back to your home, boy

>>87147659
Oops!

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>>87147687
pesky little thing

>>87147264
Muh not boring enouf for my patrician taste
Muh Godard and Bunuel arent experimental enough for me

go kys

i hate godard movies. there not boring enough

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Boredom is a symptom of low attention span, low attention span is a symptom of infantilism, infantilism is a symptom of bad genes, bad genes are a symptom of delayed evolution.

I am thoroughly entertained by everything released before 1940.
Everything after 1940, I get bored to sleep.

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>Bunuel

>>87149171
that guy ripped off lionel richies

I am thoroughly enveloped and ensconced in everything released before 1940
Everything after 1940 I don't take seriously.

what does mega think of this porfile?

https://letterboxd.com/michael_haneke/

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For a while I wasn’t sure what kind of movie I was watching and then John Krasinski showed up with a floptop and I was like oh, a bad movie.

did u no the magic remote in funy games 1 was based on wen i watchd thin red lines + sed 2 myself "i wish i cud hav nevr watchd this" lol

I'm an advocate of the rule of subtraction. After modernism, dumbing down has replaced natural selection

>>87144266
that only has one gril in it tho, doesn't it?

Now you'll all be cavemen
Circle of life, eh?

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Why do jews always have to make everything about the Holocaust?
They really want to ruin everything..

https://letterboxd.com/Arokz/

>>87149908
why do you have such shit taste

Where's Rooney?

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>>87150116
Fuck off kike

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Michael Mann isn't a ha-

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BRAVO MANN

>>87150226
Oops!

>>87150181
No I'm talking about your taste in general. Not the generic low hanging fruit anti-Semitic statement you made in a desperate attempt to appease people that don't ever think about you.

Now you're all cavemen
Circle of life, eh?

>>87149623
cute as fuck though

>>87150116
don't ever be rude to my friend Arokz again

>>87150739
shit taste

>>87149908
>Mon Oncle
MY FUCKING NIGGER

>>87150785
*braps

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>>87150649

>>87150226
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

>>87150855
Wow are you Michael Mann? You write just like him.

>>87150853
not an argument

>>87150143
with his girlfriend

>>87150850
>>87133711

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>>87150908
I'm his girlfriend

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>>87150906
You didnt have any argument kike, idc about your feeling

>>87150946
hehehehe :3

fuck pilot movies

>>87150804
t. virgin

>>87136939

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

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>>87150970
The funny thing is even if you disingenuously changed your favorites, you'd still be another one of pic-related, endlessly and futilely vying for my approval

>>87150996
*braps

>>87151010
hi bby

>>87151152
>ratings are not set in stone
he also loses MY approval.

>>87151197
Nice misuse of greentext, newfaggot

>>87151152
if he's looking for your approval how come napoleon is number 1

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>>87151238

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>>87151268

>>87151268
Oh sorry Bruce, didn't see you there :)

>>87151241
Should have seen the before. Doesn't matter regardless since he can't change his _____

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Anyone doubting the power of a shitpost can take one look at these threads.

I can systematically destroy, derail and empower any thread i choose just by posting in it once.

What can anonymous nobodies do? Oh yeah, absolutely nothing. Because they are so void of personality and merit that all they can do is spout off their insecurities in a thread like this. Don't even bother posting a reply about how you're totally not insecure, you're just proving how pathetic you are, and how right i am.

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<3

>>87151467
hi bby

I'M PICKLE BRUCE!!!!!!!!

>>87151686
your pickle gay

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>>87151528
Listen. I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard then it slowly fades; leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.

>>87151735
BURRRRP
GOD ISN'T REAL

>>87151820
I'M PICKLE BRUCE!!!!!!l!

ROONEY BRAP IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>87151152
Abel Pants

NEW THREAD
>>87151946

>>87151241
Didn't you know? Megaautist is the center of the universe

>>87152064
that's the understatement of the century.

>>87151941
Bruce why are you turning against me!????

>>87152137
Maybe this appeals... to turning steering wheels

>>87142116
Man, seriously you look like those guys who spend their whole day on Comic Vine battles, not the ordinary ones, but the ones who actually spend time to collect "feats" for their favorite characters, they lurk every comic that is possible, they'll even buy that shit, if it has some possibility of their character having an attribute of power, and when the feats are over, they start to lurk for any comment some creator did, about those stories, and then he'll interprete it literally and will also make some hyperboles of his character, just to win a virtual battle based on comic books.
Your favorite character seems D.W. Griffith, and since he's the greatest artist who ever lived, I think other artists cannot hold even an comparison to him, so I'd recommend you to go have some epic virtual battles with the beings who might stand a chance against the mighty D.W. Griffith, like Galactus, Darkseid, Thanos, The Living Tribunal, The Beyonder, Molecule Man, heck, even The Saint of Killers. People there have a simillar mindset as yours, and there you may popularize your so called sunplays and other FEATS D.W. Griffith achieved. And then you can stop embarrassing yourself using a name on an anonymous forum, just to have a grasp of attention, or else I can manufacture a dildo with my measures and send it to you to at least fill a hole in your pathetic life.