THE SENATE WILL NOW HEAR THE SEVENTH POSTER ON THIS THREAD

fake senator the romans were black

The whole concept of generals like a /got/ general was specifically created to not shit up the board with hundreds of threads about the same show us nonredditors don't care about.
And all of the threads outside the general are just shitposts trying to be epic and hilarious anyway. Start cleaning up the fucking board before the last few valuable posters leave to 8gag

Niggers

>>87085547
ROMAN BREAD FOR TRUE ROMANs

>>87085547
Check em

Camcam>Anya

Why would anyone post in this thread before 6 posts?

>>87086283
HE HAS SPOKEN

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>>87085547
ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT AT AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

>>87086283
wow

>>87086283
Madman

>>87086406
Doesn't their belief in one god undermine our belief in the many gods?

>>87086653
how? their little god is no match for ours, Jupiter would fuck him with his gigant cock.

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When I was a newfag, I defended our board. As an oldfag, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to OP, who has presented me with the most promising meme imaginable. I address you directly, OP. Please listen as if you were normal and intelligent, and not an autistic, porn-addled wreck/ You are certainly not without accomplishments. It is a rare man who can boast of becoming a NEET before even coming of age. You have brought upon us Reddit, 9GAG, and cancer. You are /tv/'s Daenerys Targaryen. But then a hamplanet's role has always suited you best.

>>87086283
I'm actually not sure how to answer that

>>87086406
By Jupiter, Raimius.

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>>87087285
>The Gauls...the Parthians...the Germanics...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall be nailed to the elm crucifix. The Day of the Cross is near, Brutus. We'll have every Judean in this Republic dead or in chains in the next 10 years, and may Jupiter Optimus Maximus have me stabbed to death by 60 senators this very morning if I'm wrong. May the Gods bless the Senate and People of Rome.

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>>87086263
THIS MONTHS THREAD IS PROVIDED BY THE CAPITOLINE BROTHERHOOD OF SHITPOSTERS

>>87088007
Those sponsor ads were really cool

>>87087083
Kek pretty nice.

>>87087083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGd96SH57SA

was cicero the first shitposter?

>>87086653
no, not until one of our dipshit emperitors converts to christianity

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>>87090116
>empiritor

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so... are you a patrician?

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>>87090446
>All that early republishit stuff as "patrician"
>Not based Late Imperial info

Pseudo-patrician spotted

>>87087482
You forgot

> *looks at the camera*

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>>87090446
>no Alix

Shit ranking, Desu

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>>87087482
BEHOLD: GAJUS HUMANUS HOLOCAUSTUS

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>>87085547
>wh*te people
>>87085737
they weren't WH*TE EITHER you wretched SUBHUMAN
>>87087482
word
>>87090932
more like gaulus germanicus lmao

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>>87090932
Julius "Straight Outta Gergovia" Caesar can't keep getting away with this

>>87091256
WE

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Why do people still worship Julius "Maul Every Gaul" Caesar?

>>87087482
ayyyyy

Vncle Ben he- he looked plebian

>>87086406
GAIUS | JULIUS | CAESAR

>>87086283
it allows me to delete my comment and alter who the seventh poster is

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>>87091364
THE BROTHERHOOD OF SHITPOSTERS USES ONLY THE FINEST MEMES

>>87091390
Based

>>87089914
Yes

why can't they just resume this series?

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>>87094878

Because people already know how it ends

>>87095194
A series based on Dioclecian's rise to power, or Constantine's would be cook

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>>87085547
I AM THE SENATE

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>>87086283
go on....

>>87094878
because they killed Lucious Vorenus and Marc Antony.

I say give us a sequel with a lot of the original cast set in Byzantium or maybe Crisis of the 3rd Century.

James Purefoy could play a good Justinian, too bad he rightfully hates HBO for canceling Rome

>>87096266
Or maybe something set during the punic wars...
who would you cast as Hannibal?
Who would you cast as Cato the Elder?

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Eastern Roman Empire>Principate period

>>87096639
>Trusting modern studios with anything about Carthage
nah, I'll pass. They'd probably cast the black guy from Star Wars as Hannibal.

>>87096643
The Principate is literally the golden age of Rome.
While I love the Byzantines, it's mostly a 1000 years of losing territory and prestige.

>>87087083
The birds flew from the bottom left corner to the upper right corner of my window. The gods favor you anonimvs. The post is good!

>>87096126
Not. YET.

>>87096833
>I'm in charge! I'm in charge now Scipio! I'm in charge!

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kek white people BTFO

>00:26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC1ZdVDffCs

WE

Rome was a degenerate shithole. Ancient Greece is true patrician.

>>87098177
>old men fucking 14 year old boys as part of an institution
>not degenerate

>>87097286
*autistic screeches*

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>>87087083
patrician post

>>87098692
>falling for the early christian "greece and rome were hella gay" meme
Pathetic

>>87086283
Because in order to uphold the democracy of the Senate other must fall so that citizens like yourself may speak.

It is with shame that I speak these words in contempt of your derision of those who sacrificed themselves for the city. We should all know better than to disregard the posts of fellow anons in such a way. Are we not of the patrician class my fellow senators?

Should we not therefore show the other threads the way it is to be done and conduct ourselves with civility and sophistication?

Justice for Spartacus

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>Anon, have you ever been whipped?

>>87088007
TRUE SHITPOSTING FOR TRUE ROMANS

>>87100133
FETCH THE DOGS

>>87099943
>>87099943
it's in plato bro

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TREASON!

>>87100243
Scipio is so happy

>>87100391
Qeq

>>87098050
He doesnt look white but doesnt meant he's black either

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>>87100133
ATIA OF THE JULII, I CALL FOR JUSTICE

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>>87086720
>>87086653
According the the Hellenic/Roman interpretation, all gods all over the world are real and most are just different versions of the same god, for example they said Odin was Mercury/Hermes because of the hat and stick, they said Jesus was Dionysus, etc. Of course, there were many other interpretations and they also now and then found a "new" god they didn't now and adopted it, like Isis from the Egyptian mythology or Sol Invictus from the Persians (also, the Greeks used to identify Isis with Hera and Aphrodite, so you can see there wasn't a single interpretation). A very popular temple and shrines were the ones for the "unknown" gods, a way of covering all your bases.

Anyway, there is literally a massive number of gods, everybody used to "praise" different ones and different versions at that, the average Roman only praised for his family gods and certain specific gods for different matters. The problem with Christians and Jews, besides they believing there was only one god, is that they refused to take part in the adoration of certain gods like Jupiter Capitalinus, Saturn or Mars, which was more an issue of public duty and civil responsibility than a religious thing; you had to praise Jupiter, if not he will destroy our fucking city.

Imaging being a "tolerant" guy, you don't mind the Christians or Jews, and then they tell you they wont sacrifice to avoid the destruction of Roma because thats just a "myth" or something. Some of them also refused to serve in the army or hail the Emperors as gods.

>>87086406

i wish i never saw the second season

It would be awesome to be a Roman Senator just sitting around drinking all day and arguing with your lads about how great Rome is and picking on some Jeb tier Senator. Get at least one person exiled on a good day executed on a great one

>>87102626
Jesus as Dionysus? Why? Wouldnt Apollo make more sense

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>>87090446
That's a god awful list. Far too much Republic.

Patrician should have

>Riothamus
>Roman expeditions to Arabia
>Post-Roman Moorish kingdoms
>Sertorian War
>Bagaudae rebellions
>Litus Saxonicum
>Roman War in the Bosphorus
>Gildonian Revolt

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>>87100243

>>87102772
Mortal mother, became a god. I remember reading once Jesus was also described as being Apollo's son. Like I said, there wasn't a single canon, both Greeks and Romans had different interpretations of the gods they met.

Look at the Germanic gods, Odin and Thor, identified as Mercury and Jupiter respectively

>hat
>stick
>wanders everywhere
>must be Mercury

>big guy
>strong
>thunderbolt
>must be Jupiter

I don't think thats much of the problem, except usually the Romans wrote down the Roman name of the gods of the new places they visited, so we don't know the "local" names of the gods of different cultures.

>>87102785
>Sertorian War
Everybody knows that (but I am a Portuguese history buff, so I may be biased)

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>they witnessed the birth of Baneposting, now they survive a fur bait purge that sank an entire board, and find Moot browsing a cuck-fetish site. They have powerful mods on their side and I will not ban any Anons with friends of that sort.

>>87102976
That makes sense. I remember reading Tacitus and he would just off topic mention something like
>Hercules probably stopped by here
Nice to know why he thought that

>>87086283
Deep

>>87086653
Nae, they worship the trvest god, Iupiter Capitolinvs!
Now, say we put the other gods down to an appropriate minimvm and integrated the jews and their worship of the based god of the state...

>>87087482
This isn't Vespasian, Trajan, or Hadrian...

>>87096266
vorenus isn't dead the director confirmed it

>>87091256
>ATTIA OF THE JULII PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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>>87085547

>>87095194
That gallic faggot is holding up a fellow gaul's head, no Trve Roman would allow their hair to fall that long

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>a banning of a cunnyposter, publicly pinned on the front page of the board! Can you imagine a more terrible sacrilege!? Our beloved website is in the hands of madmen! This is a dark day.

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>Elder God Tier
Sol Invictus
Saturn

>God Tier
Jupiter Optimus Maximus
Mars Ultor
Bacchus

>Good Tier
Apollo
Quirinus
Vulcan
Ceres

>Shit Tier
Neptune
Juno
Mithras
Minerva

>Slave Tier
Yahweh/God
Mercury

>>87103056
I read once that during one of the invasion to Britain, the Romans felt in to a trap, they killed some Brits but it was all part of a sacrifices and the Romans freaked out

>ours gods must be pissed
>what if this gods is one of our gods?
>w-we killed them, that means the sacrifices is from us, not them
>are they going to help them or us?

Must be weird living in a world like that.

>>87103226
Unironically first one

>>87103437
>minerva
>shit tier

Typical Roman subhuman

>>87103437
Mithras is based, fuck off

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>>87103042
>You saw no need? Do you not see that a hothead can be broken like an autistic /got/poster and still be memetic? If he is still posting he will be a standard around which Reddit will gather. As long as he can post on a thread, he's cancerous. But you saw no need to ban him?

>>87103452
The only thing the Romans truly loathed was druidism. Tacitus talks about how the Roman army marched on the island of Mona (Anglesey) off the coast of Wales, which was the Woodstock for druids. They massacred a shit load of them. All that stopped from a full scale purge was Boudicca massacring a bunch of Romans on the other side of the country at the same time, forcing them to retreat back to Londonium.

>>87103877
SNIVELRY
N
I
V
E
L
R
Y

>>87091319
what's the problem with killing gaulic niggers?

>>87103877
S N I V E L R Y

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>>87103895
>>87103911
>mfw

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MARK ANTONY HAS COUPLED TO THE SORCERESS CLEOPATRA, PROMISING HER DOMINION OF ALL ROME

HE WORSHIPS DOGS AND REPTILES

HE BLACKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT, LIKE A PROSTITUE

HE DANCES AND PLAYS THE CYMBALS IN VILE, NILOTIC RITES

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how do you go from this

>>87103452
I read a funny thing kinda similar that the Romans were freaked out when they walked into the Jewish temple
>No art
>No idols
>Its all creepy and quiet
>Where the fuck is there god and what does it look like
So they just kinda left

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>>87103963
to THIS

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Eirene...?
Eirene!
Erineeee!
EIRENEEEE

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Can we just all appreciate the fact that Rome is the only tv series/film that has ever managed to break from the annoying 100% Lorica Segmentata meme and actually shown legionaries in an accurate and authentic fashion for their time period

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>>87104021
>Gyppo CUNTS, not even once

>>87104021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtn2o71CPEM
loved that scene

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>>87104085
>that thing that happens with a woman's dress where it hangs down, covering her up, be revealing her legs
I don't know how to describe it, but it's hot as shit.

>>87104021
MARCUS JUSTIUS ANTONIUS

Rewatched this recently, and fuck man, it's still so good. Characters, sets and writing are all so on point. I think I liked Pullo and Vorenus' bromance even more this time around.
Although things do move at too brisk a pace near the end and it's still a shame that they couldn't do battles properly.

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What's he thinking?

>>87104244
could've had a V8

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>>87104244

"who's the guy behind me with an erection"

>>87104244
>I wish I was back in Gaul enslaving whole tribes
>i bet that guy behind me fondles boys
>where's antony?
>what the fuck was cato's problem
>my feet hurt

Severnth post including the OP or not including THE OP?

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>>87104205
>Rome was cancelled after two seasons, leaving the second feeling rushed
>meanwhile Game of Thrones is approaching its eighth season, despite having been shit for four seasons now
There is no justice in this world.

>>87104244
Yup, that's me. The guy with the big dumb look on his face, real funny I bet, laugh it up. Well it's not so funny for me, I can tell you that. But enough about me, I suppose you're wondering how I got here in the first place. Well it all started when two little babies started sucking on a wolf's tits...

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>>87104443
At least we weren't subjected to the even worse fate of Rome being dragged out over eight seasons, getting shittier and shittier with each new one.
Can you imagine a Rome series 7 where Vorenus and Pullo are teleporting back and forth between Syria and Britain helping to write the bible and Pullo fucks Boudicca, while the writers began pandering to the audience by having Octavia train in swordfighting and join the legions as a Legioness

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>>87104507

>>87091385
but you didn't

>>87104443
It wasn't as hip with the kids unfortunately. Although maybe it was better for it to end it on fairly good terms rather than have it be dragged through too many seasons.

>>87104561

This is pretty much exactly what was going to happen

The Palestine storyline with Herod was introduced because Pullo was going to end up deployed in Jerusalem in the later seasons where he would be the soldier who spears Jesus on the cross, despite the timeline meaning he'd be well into his nineties by then

>>87104561
I wish McKidd would've gotten more roles.
He seriously nails that hard ass attitude with an experienced, menacing look without it seeming forced at all.

>>87104561
Vorenus and Pullo were comfy to watch, but in truth they were easily the weakest part of the show. All the worst plots/contrivances centre around them, and it definitely would have gotten worse as it went on. Octavia was a total qt but her plots were close behind 2bh.

It would have been even better if the show had committed more to making the politics the full focus, because pretty much all the best scenes came from that.

>>87104706
You're shitting me.
They were already pushing it with stuff like Vorenus' kids somehow not aging over 20 years.

>>87104021
>>87104116
The Antony in Egypt scenes were pure kino. The last episode was fucking devastating

>>87085737
WE

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>>87104021
to this

>>87104801
>Vorenus and Pullo
>Weakest part of the show
I'll fite u m8
I kinda get what you mean, but all the screen time with Timon in S2 and drama with Atia sitting on her fat ass for the whole show was the most meh for me.

>>87104021
Looks like a Dominican whore

>>87104975
Wait, both Purefoy and Stevenson have played Blackbeard? Neat.

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>>87105010
>>87104801
This. Vorenus and Pullo served a really good purpose on the show - they were the lens which the audience was shown the life and world of the average Roman plebeian, which has never really been done well before or since. Octavia and all her scenes were the weakest part of Rome imo

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Jupiter Capitalinus?

I am Y.W.H.W.

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>>87087083
REDDIT DELENDA EST

>>87104561
also everyone is black

>>87105010
I unironically enjoyed Timon's plot in S2. It fizzled out, but the buildup scenes and character stuff was fun. Atia I agree, she was a great supporting character in other plots but her own ones were meh.

>>87105061
Not saying cut them, but cut back the time they get. And cut the dumb shit like letting Pompey go, the scene where Caesar pardons them he practically looks in the camera and says he doesn't want to kill main characters.

>this show died for Game of Normies
Why

>>87105133
Uh, you don't get to bring Jews.

>>87105061
And funnily enough, Octavia's best scenes are the sex related ones. First when Octavian fucks her knowing full well she's trying to trick him and later when she gets her tits out when fucking Agrippa. Minus points for gross doggy posturing for Pompey and nasty lesbian scenes with the old hag though.

>>87091100
Okay Shlomo

>>87105170
Those parts were certainly the most egregious. It almost came off as Forest Gump with extra plot armor.
Anyway, aside from that I thought their plots were mostly well handled sans all the drama with his children in S2 post-slavery.

>>87105430
The Avantine gangs thing was alright, but would definitely improve without the kids drama. Maybe have the 'common' characters die and get replaced regularly as the politics develop.

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HE WILL COME NOT FROM THE SOUTH NOR THE EAST. The mercenaries in the north report that he has forged alliances with the tribes of the Po Valley. He intends to circumnavigate Massalia and march his army--

>>87105266
to be fair the Octavian scene was only enjoyable exactly because of him being a glorious motherfucker

>>87105684
Yep, that's what I meant. She didn't really have anything interesting going on for her character.

>>87100429
WAIT A MINUTE

>>87085737
>>87104944
HE WAS A HEAD NIGGA OF ROME

>>87105799
well that's one of the problems: the various females around that era were not particularly involved with anything (other than Brutus' wife)
like Atia is a completely OC character

>>87085737
THAT'S WILD SPECULATION.

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>>87105799
>Best girl
>Worst plots

why was this allowed?

>>87105901
I don't know about that, supposedly a lot of Roman statesmen and emperors were very much influenced or straight up manipulated/murdered by their wives and mothers, so it's not like there isn't potential there.

>>87103955
Why is it that Posca was the only character in the series that could pass as a Roman? Is it because he isn't just another Anglo with a Roman role?

>>87103042
>>87103395
>>87103654
more!

>>87106017
there is potential however most of the roman women (Atia included mind you, she even died not to long after Caesar) of the people on the show weren't all that involved

sure there was Cleopatra and later on Livia but aside from that it was mostly OC

>>87106041
>Nicholas Woodeson is an English film, television, and theatre actor

>>87104561
>where Vorenus and Pullo are teleporting back and forth between Syria and Britain helping to write the bible and Pullo fucks Boudicca
I don't know why you find that weird when even in the first season Vorenus and Pullo found both the stolen eagle and Octavian, were the cause for the fall of the Republic, survived a shipwreck which then made them stumble into Pompeii and then Pullo seeding Cleopatra's bastard. I'd love to see more Asterix &Obelix-like adventures featuring Vorenus and Pullo.

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>>87106297
>Pompeii

>>87106297
>>87106352
*Pompey

>>87106297
how about Asterix & Obelix meet Vorenus and Pullo?
they lived around the same time given that Asterix takes place between Caesar's conquest of Gaul and his murder

One of my favorite scenes is still the most the most polite assassination in history feat. Titus Pullo.
Makes me smile every time.

>>87104244
>And you Cassius?!

>>87106400
Considering that Vorenus and Pullo are from a series that is based on realism and the Asterix series are much more comical then that it impossible. I wouldn't be surprised if they drew inspiration from Asterix&Obelix for Vorenus and Pullo though.

i just went to the colosseum a week ago. felt like a trve roman for 2 seconds then some curry nigger tried to sell me resealed tap water in a bottle

>>87106590
Sell him defective pigs

>>87106523
well Cicero's assassination went fairly similar, heck according to some records his last words were
"There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly."

>>87106623
>Your name will live forever as my killer
>Google it later
>The names of his assassins did actually live forever

damn...

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yfw cicero is actually pronounced kekero

>>87106712
Cicero was a big fucking deal so it's natural someone wrote down who assassinated him

>>87102751
>picking on some Jeb tier senator

Kek

>>87106738
read some of his trials, he was an absolute madman

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you are minding your business in the forum when this legionario slaps your puella, quid facere?

>>87090446
>Samnite War and Sallust in Centurion tier
I literally hear about them in 5th class when I started Latin
>no Clodius Pulcher
>no Julian
>no Sejanus
Shit list desu.

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>>87090446
>No Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
It's like you aren't even trying. He is one of the most based men to ever live and he deserves to be remembered and honored!
Link very much related.
>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucius_Quinctius_Cincinnatus

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>>87090446
>Asterix and Obelix
>plebian
BY TOUTATIS

>>87103962

It's funny because all of that is true.

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>>87103485

>>87086178
Then why are you complaining about this in a non-Game of Thrones thread?

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>>87102543

Now that is an exit.

>>87104029

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZm96PKwtHc

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>>87096643

>>87104021

Egyptian cunny is a hell of a drug.

>>87103962
Is that the clothes worn by the Virgin Mary and Jesus?

>>87105579

OVER THE ALPS, PERHAPS!

>>87104244
"This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"

>>87109056
HE WOULD LOSS HALF HIS ARMY TO ATTRITION ALONE!

>>87090446
Asterix And Obelix should be on step one and on a step further down

>>87104801
I don't see many people make this claim, but I certainly agree with you. Particular in season 2 I would of loved to see more of the rise of Augustus. If you read Roman history at all you appreciate how much interesting shit they had to skip over.

>>87090600
Late Imperial = GAULED ""imperial""

>>87103395
Anonymous shitposter. Are you with me!?

>>87103654
They say redditors talk of baneposting as Sneed talks of fucking.

>>87104944
WUZ

>>87106041
Posca is greek

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Reminder Spears are for cucks

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>>87098050
First the cartoon, and now this? I can't even