Favorite joke?

>>87084749
MOCK

samsonite! I was way off

the whole movie is gold, I can't think of a favorite joke.

>>87084749
Just watched a random clip and
>they got the monkees, they were a major influence on the Beatles
I need to rewatch, I know I missed a lot as a kid

>>87084749
Don't you go dying on me

you spilled the salt

The town is back THAT way

There are no jobs in this town, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.

Can someone explain to me why the big gulp scene is funny

Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?

MOCK
YEAH
ING
YEAH
BIRD
YEAH

KICK HIS ASS SEABASS

OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

nice set of hooters you got there

That John Denver is full of shit man
https://youtu.be/GV3E5e7fZ6M

>>87084765
YEAH

WE LANDED ON THE MOON

There's a joke? Huh.

According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches.

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>I gotta... I gotta stop and go to the bathroom.
>>Just go man!
>>Oh, that's really warm.

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tic tac sir?

>>87085583
is the joke that they arent really in the rocky mountains?

>>87085804
they were going the wrong direction

>>87085472
From what I heard those two guys weren't hired extras, they were literally just guys at a 7-11 Carrey randomly walked up and talked to, so the awkwardness there is even more crushing.

hey....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs

Both
>Tell her I'm rich and, uh, I'm good-looking and, uh, I have a rapist wit!
>What if he shot you in the face?
are up there. Or the snowball fight scene when Harry just blasts her in the face from about 5 yards.

the end with the police outside.

>>87085617
ING

>PULLOVER!!!
>IT'S A CARDIGAN, SIR! BUT THANKS FOR NOTICING!!

>>87084749
>I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog

>>87086282
KILLER BOOTS, MAN!!!!

geez look at the butt on that

ya he must work out

I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

>"So where you headed off to??"
>"Aspen."
>"ooooo California!"

>>87086534
I don't know Lloyd the French are assholes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA

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he he

Senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose

>the magazine Lloyd was trying to get before he gets his wallet stuck inside the container is called "Rhoade Island Slut"
my fucking sides

>>87086596
CRIPES

>"No frivolous purchases."
>cut to: Lamborghini pulling up to the Stanley Hotel

>Oh look! Ice! *laaaah*

>>87086673
>"This is the last of our cash, Lloyd, just get the bare essentials."
>cut to: Lloyd with a bunch of toys and junk food/beverages

So is this just one of those perfect films, like Borat? Literal 10/10's.

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this always gets me

>>87086202
>>87086739
out of place trash

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>>87086419

>>87086735
yeah because jim carrey is perfect for the role. imagine how garbage this movie would be if someone like ben stiller was lloyd.

We got no food.
We got no jobs.
OUR PET HEADS ARE FALLING OFF.

How the hell do they know that I've got gas??

>>87086735
Borat gets too heavy and in general is kinda edgy but close

>"You know what? Here, take these extra pair of gloves. My hands are getting sweaty."
>"You had extra gloves this whole time?"
>"Yeah! We're in the rockies."
>"I'm gonna kill you!"
>*Harry strangles Lloyd*
>"Harry! Your hands are freezing!"

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>>87086735
it's up there

>>87086819
I've got worms.

>>87086824
>"Harry! Your hands are freezing!"
this. always lose to this

>>87086757
the scene or you?

>>87086824
>>87086852
>those screams from Jim Carrey as he reacts to the cold hands
>"AGGGHHHH- EGGGHHHHHH..HARRRRYYY!!!"
kino

>>87086833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t05G0983BcI

Holy shit it was okay I guess.

>>87086931
I don't remember that joke.

>>87086976
Shut the fuck up.

The part when Harry nonchalantly proclaims that his bird's head fell off, as if that's a natural thing to happen.

>>87087051
Its better when she sees the boy in the tv and says "what kind of ppl does that"

One minute you're chewing on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

"Check please."

Possibly the best one liner in comedy movie history.

we got plenty of towels, thanks!

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>>87086976

>>87084749
Literally me

>>87084749
>Swammi, sammi...
>Sampsonite... I was WAY off

>>87085472
Because Lloyd is autistic and tries to start a conversation but leads with a very dumb and obvious observation. When he realizes the other guys don't want to talk he just awkwardly says bye and leaves

Whats the song that plays when Harry and Lloyd fall out with eachother and he comes down towards him on the scooter? Been bugging me

>>87084749
>I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes.

>>87086240
YEAH

>>87086875
>>87089175
Never mind

this movie is shit, they both treat the woman as if she's some sort of prize the whole movie (a farelly bros. staple trope) and then when they realize she's married, they immediately lose interest in her and tell her to fuck off. fuck this shitty ass movie and fuck the farellys

>>87089175
Check out the soundtrack on YT or Spotify. I think it was included...?

It's got the most comfy happy-sad early 90s OST of all time

>>87089203
BIRD

>>87089230
the movie demonstrates pretty well why being a beta like lloyd and putting a single girl on a pedistal is very stupid.

>>87089230
Is this a real comment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_DPrSEOEo

The comedic timing in this movie is flawless

>A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Asssssssspen.

>Use these extra gloves, my hands are starting to get sweaty.

>Do you realize what you've DONE?!

>>87089882
that was apparently an adlib, fucking Carrey man.

>>87088895
also it wasn't awkward for him, it was just a normal interaction.

Is this your favorite of the Jim Carrey trifecta?

D&D > Ace > Mask

They're all kino.

>>87090017
Ace 2 >>> Ace 1
>that cliffhanger parody

>>87089882
They say that was an improv.

Then again they say that about every great line.

>How was your day?
>Not bad. Fell off the jetway again.

>>87084749
>Favorite joke?
Donald Trump

>>87090303
inevitably

>>/pol/

Footlooooong, who's got the footlooooong?

>>87090133
LITERALLY /ourguy/

>>87085472
>>87085911
they were extras, but they were extras without any lines so they couldn't say anything

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>>87086824

every. time.

>>87090017
>Mask
That movie fucking sucks. The Cable Guy is way better.

>>87086817
>and you know what really CHAPS MY ASS

Fred Stoller getting knocked the fuck out

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>No, in the movie, they catch up to him half mile down the road and slit his throat! Ha ha ha! It was a good one.

>>87086824
might be it, might be this exchange

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who woulda known a movie about autists would be funny...know wonder I'm funny in real life hehe

>>87089261
YEAH

according to the map we've only gone about three inches

>>87091078
Was it a real movie though?

>>87092710
YEAH

>>87090066
Carrey is pretty notorious for going off script and doing a bunch of takes where they throw shit at the wall and see what sticks, check the out-takes from like all of his movies.

>>87084749
>She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough, or something - I wasn't really paying attention

>>87093108
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Wild_(1986_film)

>>87086552
He could have used one of the vases. Fill it up with water and pour it into the toilet bowl a few times that's all flushing does anyway.

>>87093108
yeah, he was in it

>so you're saying there's a chance
I unironically still use this line

>>87094988
Well to be fair, he's dumb.

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.

>>87085472
Its sneed and feed

>>87090133
This destroyed me as a kid just getting into puberty.

>>87085472
it's a big gulp

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>>87084749

>>87097489
>Trusting metacritic
lmaoing @ your life

>>87097489
OH WOW I GUESS THIS MOVIE SUCKS NOW THANKS TO 14 ASSHOLES WHO HAVE SHIT TASTE IN HUMOR. PACK IT UP BOYS TIME TO LEAVE.

>>87086824
it's the way he says "we're in the rockies", like "fucking dumbass"

>>87093126
YEAH

wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87097227
>for you

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https://youtu.be/kwq8D9RmwW8?t=1m5s

The fact that he went skiing wearing shorts on top of his trousers right after this scene is one the best jokes in the movie, I don't understand why it was deleted.

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>>87089882
What the fuck happened to Youtube. Can't that fucking kikette just leave it alone, why does she have to ruin it once a month? Jesus fucking christ it looks like I'm on a tablet with the wrong resolution on

JUST WHEN I THINK YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY DUMBER YOU GO AND DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF

>>87086706
>and a stupid fucking hat

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>Goodbye my lo-

>What if he shot me in the face?
>That's a risk we were willing to take.

>>87098350
Is it deleted in some cuts? I've got the blu-ray and it's in there.

Who was dumb and who was dumber?

>>87099002
Lloyd is clearly dumber, that's why he's funnier

OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

>Any unusual breeding?
>Nope, mostly just doggy style.

wanna read the most annoying post in the world?
HHYNNNNEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>that john denver is full of shit man

The best joke is when the cop is trying to pull them over

>Pull over

>No, Its a cardigan but thanks for noticing

Right out of the blue she sends me a john deer letter.

That's awful. She ever tell you why?

Yeah, something about not listening to her, I wasn't really paying attention

>she touched my leg
>KILL HIM

>>87086584
I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart! Didn't see it coming!

>>87086739
I love this movie.

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>>87097489

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>>87084749
What do you think of this !!!

>husband!?? What was all that one in a million talk