Why is this fat faggot always crying at capeshit?

Because he's an attention-whore man-child.

Realizing all the pussy he's forever lost out on by waiting til his 50s to lose weight.

>>87076778
wtf is he levitating
what happened to his feet?

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>>87076778
>A whole block of cheese as a snack

>>87076588
It wasn't capeshit. He's crying because he asked his daughter out and she said no.

>>87076588
He's a faggot just like you.

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>>87076778

He's crying because Alec Guiness was right. Cinema is dead and manchildren like him, killed it.

there should be a character in a movie ripping on him
>former gen x filmmaker
>now social media attention whore
>pimps out butterface daughter to elites in exchange for c-list hosting gigs

It really bothers him how much money he missed out on after his Superman movie got canned.

>>87077778
I wish we lived in the timeline where clerks wasn't as big of a success and Kevin was just a guy making low budget indie comedies.