oh for fuck's sake, I knew it would be three claw marks

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attn cgi department: reflections don't work that way

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inb4 those flying bastards eating them up

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we'll see about that

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we'll probably see about that too

OP are you liveposting your reactions to Jurassic Park III?

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3d printing without any support structures. don't think so Tim

ALAN

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oh look, another lucky bag

>>87071765
pretty much

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>>87071562
"no force on Earth" is apparently a cheque

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rofl, totally not a bad guy(TM)

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raptors are fucking based

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stfu

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Fuck sake, it's bad enough that reddit has invaded this board, now tumblr is invading too.

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pls die already

>>87071642
oh we saw about it

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the forgot to render a butthole for this reptile

>>87071188
actually thought this movie was ok, they just failed on the dinosaurs

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well there's a splendid idea

Please stop posting cunt.

One reason I hated this movie even as a kid was because of the lighting. It reminded me of a tv movie.

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pls die

I rewatched this movie recently on a pretty harrowing LSD trip. I t was so much more terrible than I remember
>This is T-Rex pee?
>Yup
>How'd you get it?
>You don't wanna know
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>87072899
the lightning is very naturalistic. there's less overuse of those softboxes compared to the part II

>>87071305

yeah wtf did happen to this boat. They weren't in the pterodactyl pen, and I don't know if the spinosaurus goes into salt water...they werent even that close to shore...

>>87072079
>BRUCE, ITS ME-BARBARA!

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flash photography thru dirty glass, all you get is flare and glare

>>87073148
They were killed by the most horrible monster of them all...
...
SHITTY WRITING!

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fucking die already

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oh, it's deus ex smoke grenade

>>87073376
JUST wait. Holy shit. Her and that kid

>>87073452
do you get your definition of "deus ex ____" from cinemasins? are characters not allowed to have things work out in their favor without it being a "deus ex thing?" i don't even like this movie but give me something to work with.

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>>87073005

>>87073510
it might as well have been the hand of the writer who wrote themself to an impossible situation with an eraser instead of gas grenades

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this, I didn't see coming

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no, just no

>>87073190
He looks like ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT here

>>87074213
Such a shit movie. Is this your first time seeing it

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of course the lifeline is thrown away in the first bump

>>87074299
i've seen but must've been over decade ago

>>87074559
Gotcha. Well I'm enjoying the thread 2bhonest

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who woulda thought that a cage in a sinking ship is the best place to seek shelter. this is where ISIS must've taken inspiration for that pool video

>>87074675
Bro are you at least drunk for this?

>>87071188
I live this movie
I don't care what anyone says.

>>87072079

>the JP1 raptors that Grant had seen had no plumes
>he has a nightmare about JP3's plumed raptors before he saw them

What did they mean by this?

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deus ex 3d printer

>>87074738
nope

>>87074850
the raptors also lay a lot of eggs, so why would they care about just a pair of them?

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>>87074897
>Deus Ex Machina

>>87074897
>this thing established earlier in the movie is a deus ex machina
stop that immediately it makes you look like an imbecile

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sequel where these bad boys harass people in new York when?

>>87071188
Just because something is predictable doesn't mean it's bad.

Wow this thread is the best thing /tv/ has had in a long fucking while

>>87074897
you retarted or something?