Who would win?

Whoever wins, we lose

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He's called Carrot TOP for a reason dude. Gallagher's gonna get that prostate smashed like a watermelon.

Mankind, if it's to the death.

And make that ventriloquist guy fight the winner.

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>>87071044
Aren't you forgetting about something?

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Friendly reminder that Carrot Top has had a steady gig in Las Vegas for 10+ years and is one of the richest comedians in the world
http://www.therichest.com/top-lists/top-100-richest-comedians/

>>87071233
How does Trey Parker have 50 million more dollars than Matt Stone?

>>87071044
I can't unsee that C-section scar....

>>87071302
This is a different list (more recent) and seems a little more accurate:
https://www.celebritynetworth.com/list/top-50-richest-comedians/

Carrot Top is still way up there, which is surprising to me. He must be very smart with his money.