Marilyn Monroe thread

>>87069366
Underrated actress, overrated sex symbol

Kim Novak was hotter

>>87069468
was just about to say that

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

i guarantee she was a 10/10 fuck, the type of girl to call you daddy or switch to mommy with a flick of your cock.

>>87069468
/thread

>>87069366
Not overrated enough for JFK

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>>87069468
incorrect

why so serious?

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>>87069468
I wanted to fuck Kim Novak so bad in Vertigo. She never posed for revealing photos like Marilyn did.

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>>87069468
>>87070335

she gets added points for;
>dying young
>having a troubled life and troubled mental health
>being active in an especially important time for the arts
>engaging in an affair she shouldn't have been in

all add to the myth that she was especially sexy. truth is if you saw her and Nicole Aniston on pornhub you'd probably click on Nicole

>>87069468
disgusting slav whore

>>87069366
Yes. Yes she was.
>>87069774
I bet she was a horrible lay. I bet she was a pillow queen who would sometimes cry during the act and always become completely silent after, just burying herself in disgust and self-hatred.

>>87070439
>truth is if you saw her and Nicole Aniston on pornhub you'd probably click on Nicole
No I click porn based on the company or topic.

>>87069468
>Kim Novak
>BLACKED by a one eyed nigger Jew
>in the 1950s
kek

>>87069468
fbpb
Took a 'film of the 50s' course, was surprised at the fact that she can act.

>>87070448
cryers get a bad rap, but I think it's pretty beautiful when a girl cries during sex, although it completely depends on the situation.

happened to me three times, in very difficult situations.

there was one time where I loved the girl. she cried because she had a pretty rough childhood and she didn't think she'd fall in love with a man. drinking and smoking and talking after sex felt great.

The physical act of sex is only part of intimacy.

(But there are times, where crying can be weird, off putting and just creepy)

>>87070439
Plus, she's adored by fat girls for a few quotes she never said.

>>87070335
Looks Mila jovovich

>>87070439
Which one has the BBC? That's the one I'm clicking

>>87070439
>dying young
Nah, she was 36. I'd be okay with passing at that age. I'm almost done with my bucket list at 23.

Didn't she love getting jizzed in and had around 10 abortions

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>>87070817
That is a young age to pass at anon, not necessarily young but definitely a young age to pass away at..

>>87070439
Pretty much this. She's kind of like the Kurt Cobain of sex symbols. But like other anons have said, she was actually a decent actress, and once I stopped being a contrarian about her, I realized how hot she actually is.

>>87070448

no way, think of all the variety of guys that were nuts about her, from playwrights to baseball players they were addicted to that semen demon

>>87069366
You think Johnny Boy ever spanked that ass?

>>87070947
>once I stopped being a contrarian about her, I realized how hot she actually is.
Her in Some Like it Hot is just about the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

post more marilyn pics

>>87071005
No. Its pretty much a cover story for the fact that JFK was in almost constant pain from Addison's disease. He had a very cultivated and managed public image.

>>87069366
she was really cute

>>87070260
Looks like Robert Z'Dar.

just think in the 40s and 50s you probably never saw anybody else fuck unless you went to underground sex clubs and shit

>>87071034
not the guy you replied to, but I disagree. It's not contrarian at all.

people don't become sex/status symbols because they are objectively the best looking or whatever. it comes down to a perfect storm of factors.

for me the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is possibly Audrey Hepburn in breakfast at tiffany's but again I'm aware that a lot of that is because I'm buying the romance of a different era.

It's not that I don't think she was beautiful, just being the best looking/most beautiful ever ? Just a very strange notion.

>>87069366
the original mkultra beta kitten whore

>>87070511
Like BLACKED

super qt in "Some Like It Hot"

>>87070535
>nigger jew
Does that even exist?

>>87073349
You've never heard of the legend of the one eyed nigger jew who BLACKED starlets from the 50s, amongst them Kim Novak?

>>87070391

Based anon

>>87071034

That dress she wears on the night at the yacht in that movie. I remember watching that movie as a kid and wondering if I was supposed to be seeing it

She was an amazing actress though when given decent material.

>>87069366
Stop making these threads. She's so hot and I refuse to masturbate to a dead actress.

>>87069468
you're a fucking faggot.

>>87069366
This is one of very few photos where Marilyn actually makes me feel any arousal.

modern porn must have desensitzed me

>>87074456
You are sick. I bet you get off to anal fisting and prolapse porn.

>>87074502
not there yet. but the vids I watch are very slowly getting weirder

>>87073349
Barack Obama

>>87074587
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>>87069366
no
she was a goddess that was murdered

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>>87069366
She had a black lover that no one talks about whom I forget their name

Legitimately gives me racial pride knowing America's unanimous sex symbol burned the coal

Anyone who thinks Marilyn overrated, in terms of her sex appeal or looks, has probably only seen a few pictures of her and never seen in her on film.

Pictures don't do her justice. It's the way she carried herself, her mannerisms and expressions.

You don't even have to watch one of her movies, just look up newsreel footage and interviews with her on youtube. You'll see what I mean. She oozed sex at every second.

MAKE IT SEEM A SUICIDE
MAKE IT SEEM A SUICIDE
MAKE IT SEEM A SUICIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeuxP5HY070

>>87074681
what a fucking slut

>>87074518
>tfw I've been watching porn forever and my videos never got weirder
Feels fine.

>>87074681
That reminds me of my mom.

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BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

She's considered a significant American icon despite not doing anything important or influencing the medium of film in any real way, so yes she certainly is.

Bitch is almost as overrated as Princess Diana.

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>>87074771
Marlon Brando got BLACKED too

>>87074681
Post an example so I can mock you when it isn't as good as you suggest.

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>ywn get to see her bush

>>87074801
>Bitch is almost as overrated as Princess Diana.

Diana actually did stuff for charities, children, the poor and yada yada

shes not famous for being a glorified cocksucker like Monica Lewinsky.

>>87074768
>>87074681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPScvlKiag0

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>hottest woman in the world
>married an ugly ratface and then a nerd

what was her deal?

>>87074938
>what was her deal?
daddy issues

>>87069366
this thread is severely lacking in pictures

>>87074938
Arthur Miller was one of the best writers of his era. She probably imagined that he could write her into something that would land an Oscar. But then she OD'd.

At least we'll always have Some Like It Hot, literally her only good starting movie.

>>87074830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asFNaGJi-tk

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>>87074819
It was just a prank bro

>>87075274
lol what a fag
and to think people on this board look up to that fairy

>>87075274
lmao
>i was merely pretending

>>87075274
>From Wally Cox's Wikipedia page
>His close friendship with Marlon Brando was the subject of rumors. Brando told a journalist: "If Wally had been a woman, I would have married him and we would have lived happily ever after",[7]

You don't get gayer than that.

>>87074872
>Diana actually did stuff for charities, children, the poor and yada yada
So do lots of celebrities. So would anyone else in her position.

She wasn't that interesting yet the britfag press insists on pretending like it's still 1998 and will never shut the fuck up about her.

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>>87070260
>>87070391

>>87075492
tell me about booth, why does he wear the mask?

>>87074938
bitch was fucking everyone

why not have some beta cuck husband who let it happen

>>87075274
i would suck my friend cock (no homo)

>>87075274
TEN FUCKING DOLLARYDOOS?!

>>87075661
If it wasn't for 70s Hyper Inflation that'd be a lot of money.

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>>87069366
Not at all.

>>87076345
is that frank reynolds

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>Was she overrated?

only a numale would think that

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>>87069366
>a gift from >>>/bant/
>>1982866

can wikipedia confirm that Marilyn Monroe converted to Judaism?

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SO TRUE

>>87076764
oh no

>>87076806
It is true. She went Kosher so Arthur Miller could eat her.

>>87074771
white women love black men since the beginning of time - news at eleven!

>>87076863
>She went Kosher so Arthur Miller could eat her.
who's that?

>>87076821
Which drug did she die from

>>87075274
i wouldnt say no to marlon brando sucking my dick
a-as a prank of course haha

>>87076943
You fucking pleb.

He wrote Death of a Salesman, and he was also one of Marilyn's husbands.

>>87076943
He's a famous playwright who wrote The Crucible and Death of a Salesman. He was investigated by HUAC for suspected ties to the communist party. He was also married to Marilyn Monroe, but they divorced.

>>87069366
>that ass
>those feet
I just realized I never fapped to her before, thanks OP

>>87069774
do you think she would be the type of girl to sit on my face and BRAAAP while I eat her out?

>>87077034
Death of a Salesmen is so good.

>You can't eat the orange and throw away the peel! A man is not a piece of fruit!

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>>87071189
jfk probably would have died before lbj if he hadn't been killed

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>>87069366
This was her competition.

>>87070685
I hate this shit. It's so widespread that now all retarded millennials think she was chubby and some inspiration for fatties, when she was actually pretty slim.

Landwhales and facebook are ruining Marilyn.

>>87076764
/b/

>>87069366
She was probably good to fuck regardless of her part in it and a cool chick to hang out with and get fucked up with when she wasn't overly depressed, but let's face it that was probably all the time.

>>87077201
>tfw have the same body as Jackie O

>>87077205
People are having their perceptions all fucked up by internet porn, men and women alike.
Fuck jews.

>>87076977
I think it was a whole bunch of pills. Possibly of the same kind but I can't remember.

>>87077201
I forgot that women back in the day used to have nice bushes like that. Now you're lucky if you can find anything but completely bald pussy.
>tfw never burried my face in a bush like that

>>87077678
it stinks

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>>87077701
I know

>>87077701
>thats not the bush

holy shit a woman who would sleep with just about any famous person i'm impressed

>>87069366

She's not even coindered the greatest female star in Hollywood's history. Katharine Hepburn blow her out of the water.

Monroe was the Kim Kardashian of her time.

>>87076764
/pol/

>>87071169

>>87078070
There's a difference between "greatest actress" and "greatest movie star"

MM had undeniable charisma and screen presence and was overall a great entertainer. Kim Kardashian does literally nothing except reality shows.

>>87070666
>tfw
I had a gf cry in the middle of sex once, when i asked her why she said "anon im just so happy right now"
was...romantic

>>87076764
>>>/cm/

>>87078070
She symbolizes Hollywood more than any other actress so yes, she is considered the greatest female star, even if there are many other better actresses.

>>87078629
>>87070666
normies pls log off

>>87076764
Fuck off back to /bant/

>>87078494
>>87078564
>>87078632
thanks

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>>87069366