Joss Whedon officially gets ‘Justice League’ writer credit

IMPRESSIVE.

Isn't there anything this man can't screw?

>>87065780

>fucks your waifu

>fucks your capekino

Joss "suck my dick and i'll write you a quip" Whedon

>>87065741

We'll be able to tell exactly what it is, too.

Me personally, I find it funny that ever since Joss was revealed to be a sexist guy who fucked a bunch of women, /tv/ has looped back around in their opinion of him and now he's "our guy." It's funny how little it takes to get back in /tv/'s good graces.

>>87066268
Just have to hate women and minorities.

>>87065741
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/justice-league-rest-dc-extended-universe-doomed/

>>87066268

You're confusing /tv/ with /pol/

/tv/ still thinks he's quip-dependent hack.

so 50 min of it are sexist and misogynistic?

>>87066386
Make a poll about it and you'll be surprised at how many people like Joss.

>>87066394
The rest is Zack Snyder, so all of it is.

>>87066946
OOOH snap.

I don't get how cheating on your wife makes you a misogynist.

>>87068725
I do.

wasn't he working on the film the entire time?

>>87069827
Probably. It's just like the US election. They claim it's Democrats vs. Republicans but it's really the deep state working together. Like, of course Trump hasn't jailed Hillary, because out of the public eye, they're friends. "Because you'd be in jail" was good for ratings, and both of them knew it. That line was planned out way in advance.

>>87066386
/pol/ hates him for being degenerate. Nothing changed there.

>>87066386
>You're confusing /tv/ with /pol/

/tv/ thinks it's /pol/ these days.

>>87065741

I just don't understand how an industry that's been around for so long has so much trouble doing its job.

>>87066386
/pol/ is 4chan

>>87070265
>degenerate
What kind of moron goes to 4chan of all places and unironically uses this word?

>>87071418
There is no other word to explain imbeciles like you, faggot.

No wonder Hollywood is absolute trash when unions are so important.

>>87069827
No. He only came in after principal shooting finished.

>>87066386
>You're confusing /tv/ with /pol/
The fucks the difference?

>>87071619
4chan is the biggest hive of degeneracy on the internet. If you seriously believe yourself to be anything but a vocal minority than you do not belong here.

>>87065741
>whedon's just following zack's vision
>he's not gonna change the film
>he's filming things Zack wanted
>it's still snyder's film and vision
where were you when you realised that justice league was kill?

>>87071988
Fuck off, Justice League is going to be the first good DC movie as a result of Joss.

>>87065741
It's impressive how much of a disaster the DCU is.

>>87065741
DROPPED

>>87065741
PICKED UP

>>87074151
...So you're saying you like Joss?

so at least 50 min of this movie is irredeemable shit?

>>87074081
this

>>87074254
Yes, but it's all Snyder's stuff.

>>87074254
of course. if joss wrote 50min and snyder wrote the other 2 hours, that's 120 minutes of shit

>>87074254
*Watchable

>>87065741

WB is giving credit. WGA doesn't give a shit about what you send to the press. They could still block it.

>>87072270
I thought WW was suppose to be good are you saying it isn't?

>>87074364
>implying the film will be 2 hours and 50 minutes long
Nobody has the balls to do that for a superhero movie.

>>87074748
i was just rounding, but it's 2hrs 30min going by the OP. if 50min is 33%

BvS was 3hrs3min

>>87074794
In the ultimate edition. Joss was hired to reshoot because Snyder did another shitty film that necessitated an ultimate edition so it was up to Joss to fix it into a watchable film.

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I'm nervous.

>>87074748
Infinity War is apparently close to three hours

>>87065741
>aka per WGA rules he has re-written 33% of it.
THE DREAM IS DEAD


BURY IT

>>87066268

He's an absolute genius for orchestrating the SJWs to further his career. Him getting caught is even more hilarious because the SJWs who were on his side before never watched any of his TV shows to understand his true nature. They seriously believed that Buffy was more about empowering feminism when it's just sleazy male fantasy.

>>87075327
I thought Firefly had good female characters without being obnoxious about it, though I don't like River at all. It's Zoe and Kaylee who I think are good. Inara is okay.

>>87075693
What about that one show of his with the female robots

>>87075799
Somone already mentioned Buffy.

>>87065741
FUCKING AUTUMN SUMMER

>>87065741
What happens to a bat when its struck by lighting?

>>87075327

SJW always hated Whedon.

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I'm happy DC is finally going to make a movie more geared towards females. DC movies suffer from hypertestosterone that ruins the story

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>>87076906
why are people bringing this up? i've never heard anything about joss being liek that? all of a sudden people are spreading lies just because he's directing justice league? get a life

>>87076949
It's literally in the news, go search for "joss whedon cheater"

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>>87077032
>cries about sjw joss whedon
>directs me to google which is a sjw company

wow. You losers really dont know how to stop yourself from helping the enemy do you?

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>>87077134
I said "search". YOU assumed google.

Youre the stupid fuck here, not me.

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>>87075693
>had good female characters
>a literal escort
>an airheaded blonde who's really smart underneath it all XD
>an emotionally messed up teenage Asian girl
>a sassy, no-nonsense black lady who's into white guys

Every single female character he ever wrote, ever, is based on one of Joss' mundane sexual fantasies

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>>87077231
youre the one who would use anything other than google. Who's the stupid one? are you...are you gonna Bing it? maybe hit that yahoo toolbar? Hey I have a good idea why don't you go ahead and Ask Jeeves? Really bring back that nostalgia for you you absolute suckhead.

>>87077244
How the fuck do you see Summer Glau as Asian?

>>87075195
It won't be longer than 2 hrs 45 min. Still have to fit in as many screenings as possible.

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>>87072397
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>>87077495
Is that dafoe?

>>87077309
Now you're just measuring dicks. Le t me end this right here. My dick is 8x6, you literally can't compete.

>>87077244
>River's biological brother is a white man
>"Asian"
I bet you watch Snyder movies for the plot, too

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>>87077575
Nah it's his adoptive brother D'Foe

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>>87077309
>not using DogPile

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who on buffy did he bang? my money is on Charisma Carpenter. It would explain why he got so mad he fired her off Angel

>>87077741

No way. I do believe Greenwalt was plugging her, though.

Whedon was banging Dushku. No question. He writes characters reflective of the actors and that whole needy and aggressive thing sealed the deal for me. Plus she inexplicably banged Xander, Whedon's avatar.

>>87077803
her hair in that scene. holy fuck its what gave me a hair fetish.

But on a deeper note that's why buffy's earlier seasons were so much better than later seasons. Later seasons were only for women. Early seasons had male fantasies too

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>>87078021
for reference btw

>>87077803
Dushku for sure. It explains why he was so oddly dedicated to her career and characters. Never got what he was pushing with her.

Also I remember some PR blurb that I can't find right now that said Joss Whedon personally trained Summer Glau for some role she was aiming to get. So Glau.

>>87065741
Is it just me or does he seem like the most alpha beta that ever lived?

He's like some sort of tribal king that speaks the language and customs of his barbarian culture fluently while conquering and subjugating foreign lands and using their own customs to manipulate his way into power. The only difference is that the barbaians are SJWs and feminists

>>87065823
based whedon

>>87078308
>implying SJWs are even a thing
Another boogeyman created by /pol/ like Jews and the deep state.

>>87078284

Probably. Glau wasn't on Buffy, though.

>>87078399
Social Justice Warriors gave that term to themselves. They call themselves that. They use that acronym.

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>>87077587
>no argument
>reduced to bickering about ethnicities of Whedon's 2-dimensional jerkoff fodder characters

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>>87078580
>makes mistakes
>interprets other people correcting his premises built on those mistakes as a sign of weakness instead of solicitation

>>87078515
Give me any proof of this.

>>87065741
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>>87076906
you fucking retards


FIRST OFF Whedon was already writing stuff before they did additional photography

http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1663629/how-joss-whedon-ended-up-taking-over-justice-league

"He was already working with us on some of the scenes for that additional photography that we're going to be doing shortly. It was fortunate that Zack convinced him, and he agreed to step in and finish the movie -- to help Zack finish his vision. We're excited about that."
SECOND as per the DGA rules Zach has first dibs on any secondary photography, has the option to force Whedon to consult with him, and has 100% creative control over post production:

"If you direct 100% of scheduled principal photography, you may not be replaced except for gross willful misconduct. (7-
503) You must be given the opportunity to direct additional photography and retakes, and, if unavailable, you must have
the opportunity to consult with the person who directs these. (7-1001) If you direct at least 90% of scheduled principal photography,
you are entitled to all post-production creative rights, unless you were primarily responsible for the motion picture going over budget or your replacement directs more than 10% of
all principal photography, no part of which was shot to defeat your rights. (7-503)

>>87079684
source for DGA:

http://www.dga.org/~/media/Files/Contracts/DGACreativeRightsHandbook2011thru2014.ashx

For a board that is about tv and movies most people here dont know jack shit about them

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>>87079684
>FIRST OFF Whedon was already writing stuff before they did additional photography
Doesn't make it good or desirable

also, the reason no one mentions shit like this is because EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS.

only your tryhard ass triesso hard to prove "le edgy superior eksdee"

>>87079695
>For a board that is about tv and movies most people here dont know jack shit about them
>t. tranny

>>87065741
Anybody here want to place their bet on who will get killed for "shock value"?

>>87080315
Superman. Oh, wait...

>>87080315
Lex Luthor

>>87080315

No one. It'll be a big SJW apology letter.

>>87080892
In that case, at least one white male would have to die.

>>87080315
Superma-

>>87078308
>the most alpha beta that ever lived?

You took it a step too far but I'm in the same boat. I can't help but laugh and want to give Joss a high 5. I watched the full run of Buffy as a child growing up and knew what the fuck was going on with all that hot pussy strutting around on set. When Spike finally got to bang Buffy, oh man was I ever happy.

>>87065741
>doesn't get directing credit as shills were claiming because of "insider sources"
>gets a writer one as we all know he would because he was writing quips before Zack left
You realize this exposes more fake news right OP?

>>87076590
Wait, do you think Joss fucked Anita?

>>87065741
Does anyone else think that Snyder's daughter's suicide was a coverup and WB murdered her so they could get Whedon to rewrite the movie?

>>87081079
Most likely was killed by Disney as damage control for Homoflopping being cucked by Wonder Woman. Surely they saw it coming

>>87081079
>>87081138
How fucked in the head do you have to be to think like this?

>>87081033
Probably not, she doesn't look like Kitty Pryde.

>>87081161
It's 2am on 4chan, wtf do you expect snowflake?

>no director credit
/tv/ BTFO once again

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>>87065741
YES SLAY!

>>87066386
No /pol/ thinks he's a degenerate.

>>87066946

Zack is a real feminist.

>>87081318
Who gives a shit what those brain damaged knuckle draggers think about anything?

>Joss joins DC
>we find out he was alpha all along
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>87081215
>s-snowflake!
Why do you get triggered when someone calls you out on being a psychopath?

>>87081364
they seem to be getting you all hot and bothered.

>>87082015
Aren't they always? Their existence is perpetual insecurity and fear.

>>87065741
>/tv/ shits on WW
>becomes a hit
>/tv/ unironically makes fun of Marvel quips and Whedon
>Whedon not only joins the DCEU but fucks up Snyder vision
Looks like we have a pattern here

>>87077741

Trachtenberg. The resulting PTSD is causing her to slowly eat herself to death.

zack snyder

>>87065823
Brilliant. He is my guilty role model.

>>87082377
Nah. Marsters did trachtenjew.

>>87082096
he was a spy

he got paid 1 billion dollars to infiltrate DC and crush Justice League from the inside

>>87081318
See >>87071418

>>87082661
if that was true he would have donated more to hillary

>>87082091
there appears to be some projection on your part

>>87065741
Who cares WB are distancing themself from the DCEU after Snyder left with making the Batman movie and a Joker movie not part of this cinematic universe.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If someone calls me Marvelfag then you are a fucking idiot cos I absolutely despise the MCU

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>>87081364
the mine never runs out of salt

>>87084531
>he said while being so insecure he just had to respond to that post

>>87084567
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/08/29/mattis-orders-pentagon-allow-transgender-troops-continue-serving-pending-study/614711001/

Your meme president has no power. /pol/ eternally BTFO.

>>87084566
The Batman movie not being in the DCEU was confirmed fake news by Reeves himself though. Even normies are waking up about the smear campaign now

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>>87084616
Who in gods name gives a shit about that. We all know that trans-ban was just a diversion from all his sessions hating.

>>87081364
>Who gives a shit what the saviors of the white race and western civilization think about anything?

>>87069601
Explain then you dumb fuck

>>87084887
All this nonsense that Trump does everything as a "diversion" is laughable. It hasn't stopped the Russia investigating from uncovering more dirt, which by the way, escalated again today. These next few months are going to be fucking good.

>>87085000
>doesn't get it
>calls someone a dumb fuck
Lol.

>>87085008
It's all 4D chess, cuck

>>87085034
I assume this is ironic so I'll just smile and nod.

>>87065741
Based big hoss saving the DCEU

>Joss Whedon is sitting in his director's chair, with a stogie in his mouth and a hot babe in his lap.
>Snyder walks in, hat in hand.
>"Hey Joss, I'm ready to start working on the movie again."
>Whedon looks at him quizzical, before his assistant whispers something in his ear.
>"Oh Zack, my man. Good to see you. How's the wife and kids? We've nearly wrapped production here. But you can come to the after party."
>While saying the last bit, he fondles the girls breasts and gives her a hungry look. She giggles.
>"Oh, but I thought I might be able to do help with the post-production."
>"Don't sweat the small stuff. I got my top men on that. Just come to the party. I hope you can hold your liquor."
>Snyder looks increasingly uncomfortable.
>"I don't actually drink, Joss."
>"That's too bad. But I'm sure they'll have graham crackers or something. Hey I should write that one down for later."
>He makes a dismissive gesture and Snyder leaves with his shoulders slumped.

>>87085026
Not the person you're talking with, but:

Is a woman that cheats on a man a misandrist?

Is a fag that cheats on his lover a homophobe?

Cheating makes you an asshole to varying degrees, depending on the specifics of the cheating. If it's true that Whedon has been banging starlets left and right during a long marriage that makes quite an asshole. But how that makes him a sexist is a mystery to me.

Only modern feminism would call this 'sexism'.
Since he embraces this modern version of postmodern identity politics feminism, wherein everything bad that happens to a women = sexism/misogyny/oppression this also makes him a massive hypocrite.

But it only makes him a sexist if you embrace this bullshit. His actions being sexist or not also doesn't make his action any more or less crappy.

I also like a lot of his work (Buffy, firefly, first avengers for the most part). Mixed feelings about Angel. Thought Ultron was severely flawed. Disliked most of Dollhouse. Hate the Buffy comics.

I judge the creation on it's own merits and couldn't care less if the creator is an asshole or not, or if he/she shares my political views. I'm not an SJW or a stormfaggot that sees jewish subversion in every fucking image.

>inb4 nice blog faggot

>>87071867
if you think this place is bad try reddit

>>87071867
Nah, reddit is worst now. Some subreddits make me shudder and I've been here 8 years.

>>87074699
We liked it for the required time. Now we hate it. In a few months we'll like it again.

>>87078399

You are an absolute idiot that has been living under a rock if you don't think SJW's are a real thing. Sure, the term has become less and less usefull over time in part because of alt-right and new-right calling everyone left of center an SJW, but that doesn't mean SJW actually refers to something real.

The same goes the other way: the far-left and parts of the left leaning MSM have completely lost the plot and see nazis and fascists everywhere, but that doesn't mean actual nazis and fascists are a non-existent boogeyman.

>>87088125

*but that doesn't mean SJW doesn't actually refers to something real.

(fuck)