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>>87065382
A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>movie is called violent

the fuck

PRAGUE - AFTERNOON

Cynical Doctor DR. GRAHAM KNOX is arguing with friendly Detective DETECTIVE STELLA CORBY. GRAHAM tries to hug STELLA but he shakes him off.

GRAHAM
Please Stella, don't leave me.
STELLA
I'm sorry Graham, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
GRAHAM
I am such a person!
STELLA frowns.

STELLA
I'm sorry, Graham. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
STELLA leaves.

GRAHAM sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, charming Smuggler MR. WILLIAM BARBER barges in looking flustered.

GRAHAM
Goodness, William! Is everything okay?
WILLIAM
I'm afraid not.
GRAHAM
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
WILLIAM
It's ... a zoik ... I saw an evil abuse a bunch of shopkeepers!
GRAHAM
Defenseless shopkeepers?
WILLIAM
Yes, defenseless shopkeepers!
GRAHAM
Bloomin' heck, William! We've got to do something.
WILLIAM
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

>>87066325
ATHENS - SHORTLY AFTER

ANDREW GODSEND a violent terrorises two shopkeepers.

GRAHAM, closely followed by WILLIAM, rushes towards ANDREW, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

WILLIAM
What is is? What's the matter?
GRAHAM
That's not just any old , that's Andrew Godsend!
WILLIAM
Who's Andrew Godsend?
GRAHAM
Who's Andrew Godsend? Who's Andrew Godsend? Only the most violent in the universe!
WILLIAM
Blinkin' knickers, Graham! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most violent in the universe!
GRAHAM
You can say that again.
WILLIAM
Blinkin' knickers, Graham! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most violent in the universe!
GRAHAM
I'm going to need , lots of .
Andrew turns and sees Graham and William. He grins an evil grin.

ANDREW
Graham Knox, we meet again.
WILLIAM
You've met?
GRAHAM
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young GRAHAM is sitting in a park listening to jazz music, when suddenly a dark shadow appears.

>>87066453
He looks up and sees ANDREW. He takes off his headphones.

ANDREW
Would you like some popcorn?
GRAHAM's eyes light up, but then he studies ANDREW more closely, and looks uneasy.

GRAHAM
I don't know, you look kind of violent.
ANDREW
Me? No. I'm not violent. I'm the least violent in the world.
GRAHAM
Wait, you're a ?
GRAHAM runs away, screaming.


EXT. ATHENS - PRESENT DAY

ANDREW
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
WILLIAM
(To GRAHAM) You ran away?
GRAHAM
(To WILLIAM) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
GRAHAM turns to ANDREW.

GRAHAM
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
GRAHAM runs away.

He turns back and shouts.

GRAHAM
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with .
ANDREW
I'm not scared of you.
GRAHAM
You should be.

>>87066495
MAINE - LATER THAT DAY

GRAHAM and WILLIAM walk around searching for something.

GRAHAM
I feel sure I left my somewhere around here.
WILLIAM
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly .
GRAHAM
You know nothing William Barber.
WILLIAM
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, ANDREW appears, holding a pair of .

ANDREW
Looking for something?
WILLIAM
Crikey, Graham, he's got your .
GRAHAM
Tell me something I don't already know!
WILLIAM
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
GRAHAM
I know that already!
WILLIAM
I'm the leader of the mob..
ANDREW
(appalled) Dude!
While ANDREW is looking at WILLIAM with disgust, GRAHAM lunges forward and grabs his deadly . He wields them, triumphantly.

GRAHAM
Prepare to die, you violent cabbage!
ANDREW
No please! All I did was abuse a bunch of shopkeepers!
STELLA enters, unseen by any of the others.

>>87066575
GRAHAM
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those shopkeepers were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Graham Knox defender of innocent shopkeepers.
ANDREW
Don't hurt me! Please!
GRAHAM
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these on you right away!
ANDREW
Because Graham, I am your father.
GRAHAM looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

GRAHAM
No you're not!
ANDREW
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
ANDREW tries to grab the but GRAHAM dodges out of the way.

GRAHAM
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, ANDREW slumps to the ground.

WILLIAM
Did he just faint?
GRAHAM
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly .
GRAHAM crouches over ANDREW's body.

WILLIAM
Be careful, Graham. It could be a trick.
GRAHAM
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Andrew Godsend is dead!
GRAHAM
What?
GRAHAM
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

>>87066610
WILLIAM claps his hands.

WILLIAM
So your did save the day, after all.
STELLA steps forward.

STELLA
Is it true? Did you kill the violent ?
GRAHAM
Stella how long have you been...?
STELLA puts his arm around GRAHAM.

STELLA
Long enough.
GRAHAM
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Andrew Godsend.
STELLA
Then the shopkeepers are safe?
GRAHAM
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable shopkeepers enter, looking relived.

STELLA
You are their hero.
The shopkeepers bow to GRAHAM.

GRAHAM
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Andrew Godsend will never abuse shopkeepers ever again, is enough for me.
STELLA
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the shopkeepers passes GRAHAM an important watch

STELLA
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
GRAHAM
I couldn't possibly.

>>87066693
GRAHAM
Well, if you insist.
GRAHAM takes the watch.

GRAHAM
Thank you.
The shopkeepers bow their heads once more, and leave.

GRAHAM turns to STELLA.

GRAHAM
Does this mean you want me back?
STELLA
Oh, Graham, of course I want you back!
GRAHAM smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

GRAHAM
Well you can't have me.
STELLA
WHAT?
GRAHAM
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
STELLA
But...
GRAHAM
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, William.
WILLIAM grins.

STELLA
But...
WILLIAM
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
STELLA
Graham?
GRAHAM
I'm sorry Stella, but I think you should skidaddle.
STELLA leaves.

WILLIAM turns to GRAHAM.

WILLIAM
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
GRAHAM
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.

Suddenly WILLIAM stops.

>>87066748
WILLIAM
When I said I'm the leader of the mob., you know I wasn't just trying to distract the jew don't you?
THE END

BEAUTIFUL GIRL:
Thank you!!!

CHIP:
I must be loyle to my capo.

>>87066796
kino

HITLER
What is is? What's the matter?
HITLER
That's not just any old Hitler, that's Hitler Hitler!
HITLER
Who's Hitler Hitler?
HITLER
Who's Hitler Hitler? Who's Hitler Hitler? Only the most Hitler Hitler in the universe!
HITLER
Blinkin' knickers, Hitler! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Hitler Hitler in the universe!
HITLER
You can say that again.
HITLER
Blinkin' knickers, Hitler! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Hitler Hitler in the universe!
HITLER
I'm going to need Hitler, lots of Hitler.
Hitler turns and sees Hitler and Hitler. He grins an evil grin.

HITLER
Hitler Hitler, we meet again.
HITLER
You've met?
HITLER
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

>>87067260

A young HITLER is sitting in a park listening to some Hitler music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees HITLER. He takes off his headphones.

HITLER
Would you like some Wine Gums?
HITLER's eyes light up, but then he studies HITLER more closely, and looks uneasy.

HITLER
I don't know, you look kind of Hitler.
HITLER
Me? No. I'm not Hitler. I'm the least Hitler Hitler in the world.
HITLER
Wait, you're a Hitler?
HITLER runs away, screaming.

>>87065450
Sounds pretty comfy desu

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>>87066993

the other generators are great too

Incompetent Fake News
A Screenplay by Random Writer

INT. WHITE HOUSE - AFTERNOON

Handsome POTUS GOD EMPEROR DONALD TRUMP is arguing with slow-witted FLOTUS GOD EMPORESS IVANKA TRUMP. DONALD tries to hug IVANKA but she shakes him off.

DONALD
Please Ivanka, don't leave me.

IVANKA
I'm sorry Donald, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.

DONALD
I am such a person!

IVANKA frowns.

IVANKA
I'm sorry, Donald. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

IVANKA leaves.

DONALD sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, beautiful VPOTUS ZAP THE GAYS MIKE PENCE barges in looking flustered.

DONALD
Goodness, Mike! Is everything okay?

MIKE
I'm afraid not.

DONALD
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

MIKE
It's ... a Fake News ... I saw an evil Fake News scare a bunch of The white working class!

DONALD
Defenseless The white working class?

MIKE
Yes, defenseless The white working class!

DONALD
Bloomin' heck, Mike! We've got to do something.

MIKE
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

DONALD
You can start by telling me where this happened.

MIKE
I was...

MIKE fans himself and begins to wheeze.

DONALD
Focus Mike, focus! Where did it happen?

MIKE
Russian Palace! That's right - Russian Palace!

DONALD springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

DONALD rushes along the street, followed by MIKE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

INT. RUSSIAN PALACE - SHORTLY AFTER

HILLARY CLINTON an incompetent Fake News terrorises two The white working class.

DONALD, closely followed by MIKE, rushes towards HILLARY, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

MIKE
What is is? What's the matter?

DONALD
That's not just any old Fake News, that's Hillary Clinton!

MIKE
Who's Hillary Clinton?

DONALD
Who's Hillary Clinton? Who's Hillary Clinton? Only the most incompetent Fake News in the universe!

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>>87068950
MIKE
Blinkin' knickers, Donald! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most incompetent Fake News in the universe!

DONALD
You can say that again.

MIKE
Blinkin' knickers, Donald! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most incompetent Fake News in the universe!

DONALD
I'm going to need Memes, lots of Memes.

Hillary turns and sees Donald and Mike. She grins an evil grin.

HILLARY
Donald Trump, we meet again.

MIKE
You've met?

DONALD
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...


EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young DONALD is sitting in a park listening to some Nightcore music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees HILLARY. He takes off his headphones.

HILLARY
Would you like some Pussy?

DONALD's eyes light up, but then he studies HILLARY more closely, and looks uneasy.

DONALD
I don't know, you look kind of incompetent.

HILLARY
Me? No. I'm not incompetent. I'm the least incompetent Fake News in the world.

DONALD
Wait, you're a Fake News?

DONALD runs away, screaming.

INT. RUSSIAN PALACE - PRESENT DAY

HILLARY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

MIKE
(To DONALD) You ran away?

DONALD
(To MIKE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

DONALD turns to HILLARY.

DONALD
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

DONALD runs away.

He turns back and shouts.

DONALD
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Memes.

HILLARY
I'm not scared of you.

DONALD
You should be.


EXT. US/MEXICO BORDER - LATER THAT DAY

DONALD and MIKE walk around searching for something.

DONALD
I feel sure I left my Memes somewhere around here.

MIKE
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Memes.

DONALD
You know nothing Mike Pence.

MIKE
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.

Suddenly, HILLARY appears, holding a pair of Memes.

HILLARY
Looking for something?