/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

SEASON 4 CONFIRMED

What are your honest predictions for the finale?
Obviously the whole Dopplecoop and BOB storyline would be over, maybe along with red room shenanigans, but I think Lynch is going to keep a loose end with Abomination/Mother still possessing Sarah while leaving possibility for digging deeper into the spirit world with pink room and other weirder shit introduced this season

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DO YOU HAVE THE SEED?

KYLE MACLACHLAN WILL WIN AN EMMY NEXT YEAR OR SO HELP ME GOD

>all these mitchum bros fanfics
please stop. i'm getting too hype. don't ruin the finale for us.

>>87063617
Either Cooper definitely wins with the power of being Lawful Good, or more lodge hell and cliffhanger ending

>>87063564
>those jugs
Still would.

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This Sunday
Your body isn't ready

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>>87063617
Andy saves the day.

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>>87063506
>>87063567
>>87063645

List of known spoilers
Russian ep descriptions, Kyle and Sheryl at Palmer house footage
What else desu?

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Based Pole

Was looking at some deleted Twin Peaks scenes online, this one with Maddy and Leland would've been kino.

>Maddy's most notable deleted scene occurs in the episode 9 script, written by Harley Peyton. Since we don't see Leland and Maddy in the background of the other action in the diner, I suspect it was never shot. The scene is split in two sections, and the second is worth reprinting in full:

>Norma sets down the malteds.

>LELAND
>Thank you, Norma. Now, Maddy, a little piece of heaven.

>They try their malteds.

>MADDY
>Incredible!

>LELAND
>What did I tell you? Just another routine miracle of everyday life here in Twin Peaks.

>MADDY
>Uncle Leland, you're doing all the right things.

>LELAND
>What do you mean, dear?

>MADDY
>When Dad died two years ago, I thought I'd never get over it. Mom never has. It was focusing on the little things that got me through it. The "everyday miracles."

>LELAND
>Life is a miracle. Maddy, I want to say something to you, you don't have to answer, in fact you shouldn't. You should think about it first. Promise first.

>MADDY
>Okay.

>LELAND
>You've said you don't really have that much to go back to in Missoula. You've also said how much you like it here.

>MADDY
>It's true.

>LELAND
>What I want to say is: you don't have to go back. You can stay with Sarah and me if you like, get your own place, of course, but stay in town. We're family, too. We can make a family here.

>MADDY
>(touched)
>I don't know what to say.

>LELAND
>You shouldn't say anything until you eat that malted.

>She smiles. They dig in.

>>87063719

Andy literally always saves the day. He is the series' true MVP

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OKAY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

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>>87063719
Leave it to Andy

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>>87063736
In case anyone hasn't seen it

>>87063617

Nadine and Jacoby fuck
Bobby remarries Shelly
It's about the bunnies.
30 minute Wally Brando speech
Log Lady in the red room saying "Death is a change, not an end."
Dick Tremayne cameo
Harry Truman cameo
Michael J. Anderson cameo
surprise actual David Bowie appearance
damn fine coffee scene

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>>87063867
Not today, Goaz fucking shits.

>>87063768
It's a nice conversation but Leland immediately asking Maddy to move in with them after talking about her mom being unable to cope is kind of fucked up lel.

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damn mandie looks like THAT?

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was he actually serious about this or was it just something he said once and just forgot about it immediately?

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>>87063941

>>87063868
White lodge spirits Coop and Lora are ready to confront the MOTHER after defeating BOB and reuniting

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU VEDDERNIGGER COOP GOT HIS MIND BACK COOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACK

>>87063868
>Friendship with JANEY-E has ended, LAURA is my new best friend now

>>87063617
>Cooper goes back to Twin Peaks
>Red gets busted and killed by Bobby with help from Frank and the TPSD, and reunites with Shelley, effectively crippling the main drug problem and saving their daughter
>The Mitchums fall in love with Twin Peaks and Washington and go legit, buying Walter's 7 RR franchises with their millions, while keeping Norma's recipe
>Audrey turns out to be in New York and somehow confronts the billionaire or turns out to be the billionaire herself (retarded, but I can't think of anything else for Audrey's importance)
>James, Hawk, Jeffries, and Powerglove Bruv face off against Sarah and the Dugpas, protecting Naido/Judy
>Coop goes off on his own to deal with Bad Dale and meet Laura
>Jerry makes it home and vows never to smoke weed again

I'm expecting none of this to happen.

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What's its endgame?

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Kyle a cute

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Did Booper rape him?

>>87063950
No, but it better co-star the Mitchums and be about their daily lives in their new home in Twin Peaks.

>>87064038
There's some guy saying you can see Sarah'face in that take, I really don't see it

>>87064038
>its

Jumping MAN is a HE you liberal genderless faggot, his dick is 12 inches longer than yours will EVER be

>>87063976
Can i get a quick rundown on MOTHER?

>>87063950
Kyle's a smartass. He may do it, but it'll be goofy. More likely he won't bother and was just kidding.
Or he'll get his funding from Georgia Coffee and bring about the Georgia Coffee Commercial Return

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>>87064125
She's MOMMY tier now.

Gordon Cole makes a confesison - he actually raped his daughter

>>87063617
WE LIVE IN A DREAM

>>87064152
look at the date dummy

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>>87064111

It's vaguely there at the beginning of the clip but her face does show up.

>>87064038
jumping over the moon

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>>87064191
Still holding out hope for Georgia Coffee's triumphant return.

There was a fish in the percolator

>>87064125
Supposeddly the big bad evil spirit that gave birth to BOB during the nuclear test. Naido was afraid of it in the pink room. It escaped spirit world when the glass box broke, killed the lovers and later seemingly possessed Sarah Palmer.

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>>87064111
A human face is being superimposed over it in every frame and it's very reminiscent of Zabriskie's.

>>87063617

It's going to go super meta

As in, Kyle Maclachlan and David Lynch will be characters

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>>87064233
nothing wrong with that

nice dubs btw

stopped watching when madeline zima's character was killed off desu

>>87063761
Is there an online 80's title screen generator somewhere?

>>87064212
>>87064269
Oh I kinda see it

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Speaking of Bouncing Boy, looks like he got really old.

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>>87064269
>>87064212
This could mean that the Jumping Man is what's possessing Sarah. That thing in Sarah's head has shown characteristics of both Laura and the Experiment, but for all we really know it could be neither or even both. Right now I'm on board for the Experiment being Laura's Doppelganger, who we haven't seen just yet, especially considering Laura's soul was created in reaction to the Experiment, effectively meant to be her opposite.
Where Sarah and the Jumping Man come into play probably throws a wrench in that line of thinking, though.

Tricky shit.

>>87063909
>>87063867
what the fuck

Bouncing Boy > The Arm >>> MIKE > BOB >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone else

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>>87064376
He is. He was probably in his 40s at least when he first played the role. Black people don't really show their age until they're in their mid 60s.

why would mr. c want to kill gordon cole? cole seems to be absolutely incompetent

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Post top tier TP qties.

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>>87064395
Lynch tried to add Harry Goaz to the Sheryl rape gang, she's gotten strong over the years though and there were no hard feelings.

>>87064212
>Jumping Man was the fucking bug with the nose that crawled into a young Sarah Palmer's mouth

Is this the so called 'meme-magic', Frienlos?

>>87064480
He wanted Diane to die trying.

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>>87064483

>>87064458
that's so cute jesus
>>87064513
nah meme magic is reserved for real world shit, but i like your idea senpai

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>>87064523
>Peggy Lipton
>wanting a white penis anywhere near her

>>87064458
>tfw didn't realise he was actually in the credits of the episode and it's the same actor as before
Damn.
I hope we get a good look at his new appearance in the finale.

Anybody know where I can download a pdf or epub of Lynch on Lynch?

>yfw this time you really will have to buy Mark Frost's Final Dossier to find out shit like what the frogmoth was

>>87064406

Mike is a stupid, inconsistent, badly written character and I dont know why anyone likes him

>>87063617
>Gordon was the boy in 1956 and figuring out the girl-bug-demon is his origin story
>One Punch Man KOs the Sarah Palmer tulpa
>Dale sacrifices himself to kill Dopplecoop while also bringing Laura back somehow
>We end with Gordon and Albert visiting the Dougie tulpa Dale created. Very bittersweet.

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Would /tpg/ suck on young Catherine Martell's feet?

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>>87064363
Go to photofunia dot com and search retro wave

What if the two Coopers CAN'T kill each other?

Maybe that's why Mr. C hired so many hitmen, and why the Fireman sent Freddie to Twin Peaks?

>>87064645
absofuckinglutely and i'm not even into feet son

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>>87064595
Amazing how white Rashida turned out compared to her dad. The blackening might as well have backfired. Her kids'll be even whiter.

>>87064645
reminds me of one girl who curved me back in the day

>>87063994
u mad

>>87064645
>those torpedoes

>>87064635
>>>87064406 #
>Mike is a stupid, inconsistent, badly written character and I dont know why anyone likes him
Oh no! I can't tell if he's a good guy or a bad guy with crossaligning purposes! What a horrible character!!

>>87064645
damn, no wonder ben couldn't keep away from her (minus the small issue of the mill fire of course).

>>87064510
that story about how they were best friends on set is so CUTE

>>87064706
too bad she's retarded irl

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>we still haven't seen either of these shots
ARE YOU READY?

>>87064706
That doesn't look white, that looks "mixed"

>>87063994
The absolute state of Vedderfags.

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>>87064645
Her voice in seasons 1 and 2 made me diamonds desu.

>she will never command you to suck her toes

>>87064761
post it? never heard

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what did he think at that moment?

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A friendly reminder to everyone who is enjoying the series to check out my book, The Secret History of Twin Peaks, as well.

>>87064765
>she hates the porn industry so she's retarded
dumb neckbeard

>>87064777
The second one is from ep 3

>>87064845
Oh right, I guess I forgot.

>>87064817
some anon posted about it last week, I believe Sheryl Lee talked about it in an interview

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How do I book NIN, Vedder, and Chromatics for my dive bar in rural Washington state?

>>87064827
>assuming that's what i'm talking about
it isn't, but i see you're keen on the subject

>>87063617
HOW'S ANNIE?

>>87064845
It's not. MIKE is next to Coop

>>87064868
The sex trafficking money goes entirely to funding musical performances.

>>87064845
no

>>87064818
Can someone explain what the fuck that scene was all about?

>>87064872
Well stop being so vague faggot. She released two documentaries on the subject so why don't you clue the rest of us in as to what you were smugly mumbling about in the corner while you were drooling on yourself

Why was the hair Cooper gave to Mike golden when he took it from his head?

Thought he was pulling a gold needle from his head at first, but it turned black when Mike held it

>>87065010
I thought it was a golden pin of some sorts too.

>>87064868
The Renault brothers let the acts fuck some underage hookers to entice them to perform.

>>87065010
I think it just seemed that way in the light. Kyle's hair is dyed, but the root part is ofc lighter since his hair is naturally now gray.

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>>87064997
nah

unlike you, i have no interest in derailing /tpg/ to mock or in your case, defend your waifu, sorry

>>87065010
Might've been the light reflecting off of it making it look gold. Could've been Lynch fucking with us again.

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Will this infamous subplot finally find the resolution it deserves in the finale?

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>>87064658

>>87064819
Sometimes I really worry about you, Mark.

>>87064868
Because it's in Audrey's while she's in a coma.

The 20 minute floor sweeping scene and the scenes with James were the only real scenes there.

>>87065010
>>87065087
also, when MIKE holds it you can see the non-root part is dark. also it's slightly curved like hair would be, not like a needle.

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>>87065010

>Kyle is a fan of Game of Thrones
>.<

>>87065113
Is this in Secret Diary?
Does Sheryl Lee read this in her cute voice?

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>>87063761
this image irkes me to no end

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>>87065205
Yes and she absolutely gets completely into it
It's impossible to get through without a mixture of despair and arousal

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>>87065087
On closer look I'm quite sure it is intentionally a gold pin of some sorts

>>87065113
can someone upload this part of the audiobook pls

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>>87065296
My favorite kind.

>>87065324
Add "stabs Kyle MacLachlan in the neck with a gold pin to simulate the effect of pulling a hair out" to the list of Lynch's offscreen crimes.

>>87065324
Why the hell would he have a gold pin embedded in the back of his head? Even a bit of loose skin is more likely.

>>87065113
l- lewd

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>you will NEVER watch episode 16 for the first time ever again

>>87065324
That's hair.

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Tfw Lynch is cooler than Bowie

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>>87065324
Having just said that I am immediately unsure as the hair colou changes rapidly to black as if the lighting is the cause

>>87065342
it's in the pastebin

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>>87065403

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ARE WE GOING TO FIND ANYTHING IN THE FINALE ABOUT THE FOLLOWING 25+ YEAR HANGING THREADS???

>What happened to Josie
>How Annie is
>if Ben is Donna's dad
>Where James went after Evelyn Marsh
>If Leo ever escaped Windom's hut
>What happened to Chet Desmond
>why Cooper was surprised to see ducks on a lake that one time

>>87065411
Bowie is the least cool person in that picture.

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>>87065500
Fuck

>>87065403
>that fucking thrill of Cooper coming back
>Falling starts playing once he gets ready to go
>comfy ride with the Mitchums
>Coop doing old Coop stuff, but with Garland's presence and air of dignity
>Janey getting visibly, physically aroused at the sight of Cooper even though she knows he's not Dougie

It was better than sex.

Any theories as to why Richard disintegrated?

>>87065113
So THAT'S what the muffin is.

>>87065500
I think it goes like this.
>coop pulls out hair
>the camera sees the root part of his hair, which is lighter and since it's in a hospital, the shitty lighting there makes it seem even lighter
>he hands it to MIKE
>MIKE holds the root part so we see the rest and since the light isn't harsh there, we see it clearly as dark as it is supposed ot be.

>>87065616
He probably got transported to the Lodge. That might be all it takes to trap Bad Dale.
Richard fell for the trap.

>>87065532
>Josie
she's in a doorknob, there's really nothing to add without making it even stupider.
>Annie
Doubtful, she's not in the cast and Lynch probably doesn't care
>Donna's dad
Seeing as Donna has been completely irrelevant probably not, there's no reason to bring it up
>James
again no reason to bring it up, it was 25 years ago
>Leo
same as Donna, not in cast so probably not
>Chet
Not in the cast, presumably he just got LODGE'd
>Cooper
Cooper likes ducks

>>87065113
pusy!!!!!!!

>>87063677
>we all get s2 tier LYNCHED

Im ready

>>87065713
based

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>Only FIVE days until Windom Earle's return

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>>87065403
It was special to be part of that moment.
I'm still grateful for the experience.

>>87065671
>she's in a doorknob
She's just generally in the hotel's wood. Reminder that Pete was talking to her above the fireplace in the lobby.

>>87065713
good work

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>>87065811
Same here, anon. It's been a hell of a ride already. I'm happy to have witnessed it.

>>87065532
I'm still waiting for the twist Donna is Richard's mom and Cooper raped and murdered her so Ben and Sylvia raised the kid as their marriage was falling apart because of Ben's affairs

This is a bad show, capiche?

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No Audrey, I don't. I don't get any last bit of this show, but I love it anyway

>>87065812
>Jack Nance is dead

so we just weren't going to get a conclusion anyway

>>87065616
Boop brought him because he didn't trust the coordinates he got from Jeffries and Ray, thinking they might be boobytrapped. He sent Richard to the point first to set off the booby trap. Richard either disintegrated to death or got painfully transported to the black lodge or white lodge or lodge prison or something. Looked like he died to me, and painfully

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>>87065713
How do you do it? Every time and every thread. Based pusyposter. Take some rearpusy for yourself

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>>87065622
>>87065554
>>87065500
>>87065324
>>87065010
>>87065087

>>87065919
Richard literally said Audrey was his mother.

>>87065948
His character canonically died saving Audrey from the bank explosion in Secret History. Explained a shitload of Josie's backstory, too. She lied about fucking everything.

>>87065411
Ringo, George, John, Paul.

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>>87065942
WATCH IT BOBBY OR THE THREAD SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES, BADA BING BADA BOOM HEYOOOOOOOOOOO

>>87066033
In that order, yes.

>>87065944
do you think he came as she was threatening him?

Why did Lynch have such a hardon for Jack Nance?

>>87066023
Watch out, you know what happens when you talk about anything in the book being canonical around here.

>>87066140
They've been friends for decades. Lynch obviously really cares about his actual non-dwarf friends.

>>87066033
Is George trapped in the Lodge?

I'm just curious as to how Windom Earl fits into all this. It's going to be big, and because Lynch is saving it for the finale you know there's going to be some heavy shit going down between him and Coop in the lodge.

Can't wait.

>>87066062
just farted

>>87066154
Triggered faggots who were BTFO by the fact that the book is obviously canon now?
I can deal with that. If they're too stupid to take the co-writers words in an official supplementary product as canon, then there's no helping them anyway.

>>87065652
He didn't have the ring, though.

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Friendly reminder there are still people on this board enormously butthurt over vedderposting

god damn i love this show bros

why does it have to end :(

>>87066209
Lynch wrote Earle out of the series when he had BOB absorb his soul.

>>87066062
bobe lol

>>87066225
It's very obvious that the ring isn't the only way to get stuck in the other world. Especially these days, where reality is breaking down everywhere.

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Dougie Jones.

>>87063994
>>87066229
>posting on 4chan and hurt by shitposting
Kek

>>87066209
anon, you are spoiling season 2 here

>>87066212
don't lie on the internet

anyone know what was the name of that low pitched song when diane was walking through the hallways?

YTICIRTCELE

>>87066229
Yeah, they're called vedderposters.

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>>87066062
watch it MIKE

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>>87063617
This is exactly what Lynch did at the end of the second season when he thought the show was finished. He had everything seem like it was working out so it would hit us all the harder when he stripped it away. Ed and Norma were together and he brought Nadine back to the present, Ben was rectifying his past behavior and got shoved into a wall, Audrey was happy and he blew her up, and Annie and Coop both got Lodged. I have a bad feeling it's going to happen again.

>>87066283
muddy magnolias - american woman davd lynch remix

it played in episode 1 as well

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are uncles and nieces normally this touchy-feely?

>>87066283
same song that was in s03e01 (Booper theme)

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>>87066326
>Richard looks a bit like young Jerry
g-guys

>>87066283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsevMDc7-fo

>>87064089
>him

i dropped it several episodes after they found the bob, i guess it's season 2 episode 12 or 13. i really want to watch it again but that chapter is really boring ;_; what to do guys

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>>87066293
Hahaha you'll see...

>>87066308
Bear in mind Lynch was really pissed off at Lara and ABC's new execs.
This could happen, but that doesn't necessarily mean it will. Showtime got very accommodating after he was about to ditch 'em.

>>87066326
Only when the niece is going back to Missoula

>>87066283
>>87066400
Why did so many dipshits think it was NIN?

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Post your rankings fellas
ELDER GOD TIER:
3
4
8
16

GOD TIER:
1
2
11
14

GREAT TIER:
5
6
7
10
13
15

L Y N C H E D TIER:
9
12

Fuck Chad

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>>87065944
Vedderchecked

>>87066423
JUST

>>87066441
Remind me what happened in 9 again?

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>>87066326
Yes.

>>87064480
>cole seems to be absolutely incompetent
Then you've fallen for his ruse

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>>87066466
In episode 9 your dubs were vedderchecked

https://twitter.com/Kyle_MacLachlan/status/902528589798789120
based kyle

>>87065157
What about the scene with Richard Horne? Not saying I buy your theory but curious how that would fit in.

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Reminder to all plebs going on about how Laura Palmer is the one in 2017 that James said almost these exact words in the first season but you all were to busy making jokes at the expense of this sad and confused young man to listen to him. For shame.

>>87064089
obviously yes

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>>87065532
>tfw Coop won't end up with Annie
I wanted Audrey at first but goddamn on rewatch Annie is actually perfect for Coop.

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>JaneyE never got to fuck lucid Cooper

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dOUGI vISIT HOOKer

>>87066441
As long as LYNCHED tier is just Great Tier, but with added LYNCHING, then I can agree with this.
None of these episodes were less than great.

>>87066574
JaneyE don't care. JaneyE likes to be in control.

>when the vedderfag goes full autist andjust spams nomsense now that his reality is shattered

>only a filipino or mexican can be this pathetic/a pearl jam/literal semen slurp fan

>>87066176
Then why did he kill him?

>>87066609
>being too much of an autist to appreciate a simple meme

>>87066606
She creamed her panties when Coop took over driving.

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So, who is gonna win the Cooperb owl?
>Audrey?
>Janey?
>Laura? Carrie?
>Naido?
>Diane?
>the Lodge?
Annie not added since Lynch doesn't give a shit about her.

>>87066645
>forcing anything is a meme

ola jungle chinknog

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SHERIFF TRUMAN I'M POLICE

>>87066609
>delet this meme: the post

>>87066416
Push through the bad, it starts getting better near the end and the last episode of season 2 is the greatest episode of all time, even if the entire show was pure shit it would be worth it just for the ending. Alcohol helps too.

>>87066016
>87066016
what's her name?

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>>87066609
You must be new to 4chan. Guess what happens when you complain about a meme... btw you gotta go back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrwVk7ywqo
Is this scene canon?

>>87066681
As much as I want Cooper to go back to Janey-E, it seems he's getting Mike to recreate Dougie.

in heaven, vedder things will happen. atheists btf o

Why does Michael the dwarf hate Lynch so much?

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>>87066681
Cooper is a lodge spirit now. So the Lodge.

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>>87064510
It's happening again! Make it stop Sheryl friend.
I just want my comfy Sheryls reee.

>>87066681
If by that you mean who's he going to focus on in the finale, Laura going by the leaked photos. Maybe he'll go back to Janey-E when he's done though.

>>87066283

A remix of "American woman" by muddy magnolias. I really hope a full version of it shows up in the sountrack, its really cool.

>>87066791
'cause Lynch didn't want to pay him what he was asking.

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>>87066681
>Annie not added since Lynch doesn't give a shit about her.
Delete this you piece of shit Heather is secretly filming a single scene where her and Coop get back together Don't take this away from me Lynch ;_;

>>87066620
Fuck off, Anderson. You wanted to get paid millions to say "Squeeze his hand off" backwards.

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>>87066807
Stay in the bushes Sheryl! Kyle can't find you from his own bushes.

>>87066871
>implyin lynch decides the salaries

what happens if i put the stupid ring on my cock and fuck a lodge

>>87066905
Tell that to Anderson. He literally think's that's Lynch's call. Hell, Lynch threatened to walk when Showtime intended to pay the returning actors even less.

>>87066529
>James is sweet... but he's SO dumb
Laura Palmer 1991

>>87066959
wasn't mulholland drive a way for lynch to show how badly hollywood treated its actors?

does a more good-hearted person exist?

>>87066441
It's impossible to even interpret 8 at this point though. Maybe it will when the finale wraps everything back to it. also 11 was the best episode outside of 16

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>>87066895
lol Sheryl what are you doing in those bushes haha come on out sweetie I'm definitely NOT going to rape you you FUCKING CUNT BITCH

>>87065616
Not why, but to where?

>>87067031
Basically yeah. Mullholland Dr. was Lynch's love letter to Sunset Boulevard, which similarly shouted out to the abandonment of the actors of the silent film era.

>>87066938
Honestly, I like the tree better

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>I'm your dad, Sonny Jim.
Fuck you, I'm not crying.

>>87066938
>I would NOT work with those CRIMINALS for less than MILLIONS of dollars!
>Very disappointed they couldn't work a deal with you, sir
>Me too

Jesus he is unhinged. What do you think happened? He definitely has some sort of mental illness but at this point he's too far gone to even consider getting tested, he'd probably call you crazy if you tried to help him. Sad.

>>87067032
>impossible to even interpret 8 at this point
not really

>>87067095
A lifetime of advanced brittlebones can't be good for your outlook or mental health.

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What did he mean by this?

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>>87067031
>makes a movie to show how badly hollywood treats actors
>meanwhile Lynch beat and raped his female star for years to get her into character as a rape victim, even keeping her in his dungeon years after the show and movie were over
>made Kyle participate against his will, beating him viciously when he refused or tried to help Sheryl

Haha y-yeah, good guy that David

>>87067131
wtf i-i hate lynch now

>>87067131
Does anybody have a comprehensive list of Lynch's offscreen crimes?

>>87067130
Is Michael's facebook page pure kino?

>>87067095
Yeah he has Manlet Syndrome. Terrible, terrible disease

>>87066938
what the fuck is his problem?

>>87067116
Spill the beans then nigga, I honestly want to know

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>>87067131
Pic related. We're gonna stop you someday Lynch...

Dale Cooper told Diane to send the coordinates to the Sheriff's station to Booper, so One Punch Lad can kill him.
He told the fireman to give the glove to that guy, and bring him to twin peaks.

Cooper has orchestrated Booper's defeat this entire time.

>>87067095
I unironically feel bad for him. Watch any of the special features with him from the DVDs and he seems so happy, like he really loves Twin Peaks and Lynch. Something must be seriously wrong with him.

>>87067187
>you're not a jew
>*michaelrubshishands.webm*

>>87067230
She looks like she's having a good time here.

>>87067187
He's a fucking midget, a living failure. Of course he is bitter and angry.

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>>87067162

>>87067131
Wasn't Kyle's character in Blue Velvet implied to be raped at some point by Frank?

>>87067254
Hi, David! Loving the new season buddy

>>87067230
Is that fucking Stephen King on the right?
Lynch really is a hack. Thanks for opening my eyes.

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>>87067297

Fuck Chad

>>87067245
>Dale Cooper told Diane to send the coordinates to the Sheriff's station to Booper, so One Punch Lad can kill him.
When did he do that?

>>87067230
Those massive pupils scare the fuck out of me whenever I see this picture

>>87067321
It's actually Kyle MacLachlan's brother,
no joke. IIRC Kyle shared this on Twitter once

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>>87067309
Google confirms she's having fun.

>>87067230
Why does this make my dick hard?

>>87067340
When she sends the last text, she says.
>Oh I remember
>Cooper...
>I hope this works

Then Dale tells the brothers that he's going to the twin peaks Sheriff station.

Is at least one of the final eps going to be ep8 tier kino?

>>87067230
Everything I've read about the making of FWWM makes it sound like everyone was having a ton of fun making it except for Sheryl who was basically worked to the bone and dying emotionally and physically from how stressful it was.

So a perfect representation of Laura's story really.

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>>87067297
Yeah, it was written in the script. I wish they filmed it in vividly graphic detail.

>>87067500
You wouldn't happen to have that script would you?

>>87064266
it was ronette pulaski that was scared of it

>>87067448
If you mean the same TYPE of kino as 8, then I'm going to guess probably not. I think 8's only the way it is because Lynch didn't want to do a boring backstory exposition episode in the normal way (especially due to the cosmic nature of the story being told), so he launched into full zero-dialogue experimental editing surrealism mode to make it special. But if we're not getting that kind of content again, then it follows we don't need to cut to particles flashing across the screen or three minutes of zooming into a cloud.

I do think the finale will be a good opportunity to give us the most fucked up Black Lodge adventure ever, as a way of finally descending fully into the darkness before vanquishing it for good.

Quick, give me your top 5 all time film directors.

>>87067591
>But if we're not getting that kind of content again, then it follows we don't need to cut to particles flashing across the screen or three minutes of zooming into a cloud.

All of this post, but this especially.

>Lynch made Diane a tulpa just so we would never truly see her

>>87067644
David Lynch, Jackie Chan, Billy Wilder, Mel Gibson, and Joel&Ethan Coen.

I hope for Lost highway-like ending aka never ending fun

>>87067224
>trinity tests created/rebirthed/unleashed Ultimate Evil
>this gave birth to the BOB entity
>has servants which are represented as charred hobos
>servants have conspired to implant an evil entity in a prepubescent Sarah Palmer
That's it I think

>>87067650
>implying cooper isn't going to confront the real diane in the finale and face up to the rape committed by his doppelganger

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I want her to stuff me into an oven

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Based DOugie

>>87067644
Bergman
Godard
Lynch
Kieslowski
Edward Yang

>>87065010
yeah the reddit theories coming true made me think it was that fbi pin but then it was obviously a hair in the next shot

>>87067697
i still don't understand lost highway. was he dreaming and so still physically in his cell at the end? or did he actually escape? and if so how?

>>87067715
So is the frogbug itself Bob or just how he chooses who to latch onto? also what's with the fetus thing that killed those two college kids?

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>>87067644
lynch
kurosawa
peckinpah
bergman
jarmusch

nice dubs faggerino

>>87065532
>>What happened to Josie
no but there might be another minor reference like before
>>How Annie is
absolutely not
>>if Ben is Donna's dad
absolutely not
>>Where James went after Evelyn Marsh
absolutely not
>>If Leo ever escaped Windom's hut
absolutely not
>>What happened to Chet Desmond
probably not but its more likely than everything else except josie

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cute

>>87067860
>>87067644
where do i start with bergman?

>>87065616
how fucking stupid do you have to be to ask this question

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>>87067987
persona

>>87067860
Cringe

Starting to think Cooper might actually have a confrontation with his doppelganger. The doppelganger has the FBI pin and Cooper's wearing it in the driving scene. Maybe that'll take place after he gets killed/sent back to the Lodge.

Are originals aware of the actions of their doppelgänger? Does Coop know his doppel raped Audrey and Diane?

>>87067928
>we only got to see best girl a couple of times

Only flaw I can find.

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>>87068038
why

>>87067987
skip all the mad sketchy black and white ones

>>87066681
Where's Annie?

>>87067987
Just go to sleep. You'll get the same experience.

>>87068141
kek

>>87068062
probably. the spirits are in the lodge watching real events all day long. coop can probably be shown/told as well.

>>87068141
>t. uncultured plebeian swine

>>87066762
have you ever watched twin peaks??

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I finally watched sunday's episode

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED AT THE END

WHY WOULD THEY RANDOMLY ANNOUNCE AUDREY'S DANCE

WHAT

Are Jodorowsky's films any good?

NEW

>>87068198
>>87068198
>>87068198

>>87067987
The seventh seal, Skammen, or the virgin spring are both great and accesible entry points

>>87067855
I don't know if it's meaningful to distinguish between the evil entities. Maybe the ultimate evil created BOB, maybe BOB is just a manifestation of it. One of these killed the two teens in part 1.

>>87067987
Seventh Seal and Wild Strawberries are his most accessible, also his best.

Didn't get to watch the latest episode when it aired first, have just seen it now.
After the trash that was the GoT finale, Lynch has just blessed me. The Audrey dance scene with the roadhouse hipsters finally being explained (I think), coop coming back with a satisfying and fitting end to the great Dougie episodes, and pretty much every other part aspect of the episode, was joyful to behold.
Don't want to gush too much so I'll leave it here. Pure quality Dreamland TV saving us from the plebian Netflix era

>>87068210
No

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>>87068210
nah, he's a meme director

>>87064024
The synopsis said one punch fulfils his destiny so most likely he takes out bad coop whilst good coop goes to the heart of the evil in twin peaks - the sarah doppelgänger

>>87068210
he's definitely a more skilled rapist than Lynch

>>87068210
I trieda couple of his films. The one where he's a cowboy is meh but I couldn't stand the Holy Mountain. It's like he starts with a concept, waits til he has a dream vaguely related to it, takes some acid, and then writes the dream from memory while on acid and that ends up being the movie.

>>87067987
casablanca, the hitchcock films

>>87068372
I'd be even better with this.
Here's hoping Bruv arm wrestles Bad Dale.

>>87065324
A single hair wouldn't show up that well so it's probably been thickened

>>87065411
Bowie is playing a satire on hawaii 50 etc
He's meant to be uncool that's why he has a shit accent i.e. he is a Texan

>>87068999
he's actually dressed like he's playing the rock guest star of the week on Miami Vice