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>>87063485
you have to go back mate
>>87063657
>scott eastwood
>in a leading role
>>87063485
Seth MacFarlane shouldn't be allowed to direct even a commercial.
>>87063485
A documentary
>>87063565
have to be a mini-series
Rate.
>>87067662
0/10 cause weeb shit
>>87063657
way to whitewash paramedic
>Macfarlane
Fucking kill yourself OP
>>87063485
this is so awful
>>87067662
Saber and Archer too old, other than that, perfect casting
t. Shlomo
no bully bls
>>87068525
>Guy Pearce
>Mads
Mynigga.jpg
>>87063485
anon you should feel bad because you are a moron
>>87067662
>implying Jewllywood wouldn't cast this
>>87068343
Gud
>>87068867
He is in luck then tbf
Please Rate
>>87069031
Quite literally The Dark Tower
>>87069031
good choice for director
however have you considered a little known British actor known asIdris Elbafor the lead actor role?
>>87063485
The Scooby Doo movie already had the perfect cast, but the movie itself sucked.
>>87063485
the series /tv/ deserves
>>87069636
Probably still better than season 2
>>87068525
That could actually be good
>>87070227
KINO
>>87067280
Robert Rodriguez? Why? I can't see this working in any fucking way.
>>87063485
>reddit mcfarlane
go back
>>87070355
absolute shit, Elle has no BALISTICS.
I'm thinking more of pic related.
>>87070620
pic
>>87070355
Gosling as Leon could be pretty fucking nice. Switch Fanning with Lily James
>>87070227
Leguizamo was the perfect Luigi, he deserves another shot
>>87070809
>Winston
>>87068343
I need this
>>87070809
Did you put this whole thing together, just for the sake of having Leslie Jones play the gorilla?
>>87070844
kino, but hardy is too young
>>87069636
is daft punk a meme here or something?because i unironically like them
Pure horror kino
>>87063485
Don't bully me
>>87070844
i appreciate the effort just to set up the Winston joke
nice dubs too
>>87070844
why the coens?
>>87070844
>>87070887
He's a big guy
>>87063657
>Amber Heard in anything.
No
>>87071012
>Quasimodo
goddammit
>>87070844
too white
>>87071012
holy kek
>>87071012
You made my pear juice come out of my nose and into my keyboard you piece of shit.
>>87071157
>not making Aiden Gillian Slim
>>87063485
Swap Daphne and Velma, and cast me as Fred
>>87070809
>Winston
>>87071157
>Brendan Fraser
>Lenny
lost
>>87063485
>>87071448
this would unironically be more entertaining
>>87070809
>kek winston
Those choices are premium kinogredients tho
>>87071500
It would be in the form of wrestling episodes to, not just them as actors on a set
>>87070355
Decent.
>>87063485
>>87071485
George Lucas should play Rich
>>87071485
that bald guy playing Jack looks extremely punchable.
>>87071040
Why not the coons?
>>87070987
This honestly looks really good, would actually watch in the cinema
>>87063485
Cast me a Nightwing.
>>87071012
Unironically kino.
>>87071064
>Kingseeker Frampt
lost
>>87067662
the only thing they'd cast is YOU aside because you're weebtrash
>>87067259
This would be his most important film since Fitzcarraldo. If there were a kickstarter or something for this I'd chip in.
>>87071027
Find someone else for Faye and make Will Smith 15 years younger and this would be kino.
>>87071567
Would watch
>>87067259
A Herzog documentary on Sonic fans would be amazing. No doubt he'd end spend a third of the film following some random Sonic fans neighbor who collects antique racist dolls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9gL9b00Blc
>>87070809
>Eva Green not Widow
dun goof'd
>>87071743
>Cranston over Oldman
>Drake Bell
>Emma in an action role
>>87071912
is that anime girl from that hentai about making hentai games?
>>87067259
unironically would be great
>>87071743
Joseph Gordon-Levitt obviously
>>87071912
>Emma in an action role
Not much action to be found in a wheelchair
>>87068343
sounds good mate
>>87071947
I can think about plenty of action to be had in a wheelchair, if you catch my drift
>>87070945
>Tom Hardy as Joshua Graham
Joshua's a well spoken man, Hardy would butcher his character
>>87071227
>pear juice
That shit is delicious
>>87070935
nope, theyre just shit
>>87063565
Whoever the fuckin voice actor who played him in the TTG series should be Bigby, and Dinklage is too old to be Pinoccio
>>87068343
This either goes way too hard pandering to children or goofily made as a tryhard "DARK TAKE" like DC
>>87068525
Thanks for no fucking Catwoman, I've seen enough of that
>>87070844
Fuck sakes, I want this real bad guys
>>87071012
I'd watch it
>>87071567
A GERUDO HOOOORDE NED
>>87063485
PAY ATTENTION, DISNEY
>>87074128
do tsl now
>>87074128
this is perfect
>>87063485
>live action adaption of a cartoon
when has this ever been successful in the history of forever?
Needs work
>>87074510
Speed Racer was pretty cool.
>>87063485
Galapagos by Terry Gilliam. Or The Sirens of Titan by Gilliam.
>>87070935
>because i unironically like them
You unironically have shit taste.
>>87074510
Wonder Woman.
>>87071895
she has no ass
>>87071027
Hearty kek
>>87071895
Eva green is ugly
>>87071895
Widow has small tits and a big ass, Eva Green is the complete opposite of that
>>87074573
Does that little Asian chick do anything anymore? I remember her promoting a movie she was in with Michael Cera a long time ago.
>>87063485
this is an old one since bella whorne now became a slut, but i cant think of a cute redhead to replace her.
also tom cruse is honorary nipponese which is why i picked him for gendo, i honestly think he's perfect for the role
>>87074990
Plus she's almost as ugly as Daddario
Did anyone happen to save my one i made for The Walking Dead Game? I no longer have it.
Unironically an all black or predominately black adaptation of Macbetheither set in modern South Africa with the story retold through a terrorist/rebel group. Or set in Detroit and retelling the story through a gang.
>>87074128
>Luc Besson
JUST
>>87071064
I'm still laughing.
>>87075216
The African one sounds cool, the gang one sounds a bit gimmicky.
>>87074947
damn nigger you gay
>>87067280
Wait, wasn't Vaslav white?
>>87071157
DONT TOUCH CURLEYS WIFE
>>87075216
Also unironically starring Idris Elba because he was pretty good in Beast of No Nation
>>87067662
this is actually really funny because despite how progressive they think they are sjws don't know any black actors except john boyega and idris elba
>>87075216
Unrelated but I always get pissed off when they cast Othello as full on Black negroid. Othello was supposed to be a moor, i.e. tannis brown with thick eyebrows like your average arab/north african, not a full on subsaharan african.
>>87071157
>curley + curley's wife
this actually makes me really happy
plz no bully
>>87063485
>>87075665
>and adult playing Ed
>>87074128
>casting a male actor as revan
0/10
>>87075706
an*
>>87071475
underated
>>87075641
i never knew how badly i wanted ralph fiennes as lunge until now
>>87065512
I always imagined Walter Hill being the guy for BM mainly because of Deadwood.
>>87071064
I've never played Dark Souls, but even I know enough to guess that Gwynevere is that giant tit monster I see posted all the time.
>>87075719
Revan has been confirmed as canon male. It's been 10 years already.
Get over it.
good luck, and don't fuck it up
>>87071448
I wonder if the WWF just started straight up ripping off GoT plot threads if anyone would be able to distinguish it from soap opera melodrama.
>>87071567
who is the woman next to Ganondorf? she makes my heart warm
>>87071567
Who's the QT you cast as Malon?
>>87075719
Shitty b8 but in what way does a female Revan improve the story? That is literally tumblr tier shit.
>>87063485
>Seth Macfarlane directing
Off yourself
>>87075937
Jenna Coleman, she was a companion in Dr. Who.
>>87063485
What movie has he directed? Did he direct the one were he sings about sheep dicks?
>>87067259
i love you man
>>87076032
ew gay.
>>87074128
Nathan is far too fat and not nearly whiney enough to be Carth. Otherwise, bretty good.
>>87071064
Saoirse would be better playing best girl
Preferably Alien-era Scott.
>>87070355
>depp in a non leading role
lmao not happening
>>87075051
>Pretending Cameron gives a shit about 90's weeb shows.
The dude made a 400 million dollar scifi movie with mechs and instead of looking to the myriad of eastern influence in the field he made dancing with wolves with modern warfare.
Also Bella is far too slutty to be Asuka. Asuka may tease Shinji a lot, but Bella is a straight up whore.
>>87076134
It has happened before
>>87068525
That's really good, now I want this to happen.
>>87076196
before he had an ego
>>87075051
>>87070809
How the fuck could seolhyun play dva, she doesn't speak english
>>87074128
TELL ME ABOUT MALAK, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>87070987
>trusting Jennifer Kent to direct
Nice way to make sure it flops
>>87076102
>Ridley Scat
BHAHAHAHAHA
>>87072241
hmm, u wot? hmm...
>>87071721
That means that he's perfectly cast
>>87068343
ive fantasized about a MM movie for so long, just no quips make it edgy im being serious and do the bosses from MM 2 or 3 only
>>87070227
kek
>>87070855
underrated
>>87076545
>me
kek
>>87068343
>>87076102
>playing resident evil as a serious drama.
Here's a better idea:
>Resident Evil 4
>Robert Rodriquez hyperviolence
>Channing Tatum or Chris Hemsworth as utterly oblivious Leon
RE is practically a comedy. Just make it over the top slap stick violence and gore some satirical """""soap opera drama"""" and extra hammy acting
>bonus
>sadler is played by John Malkovich with an atrocious accent.
>>87067259
Perfection.
>>87076684
Thank God you're not in charge of Hollywood.
>>87076617
mmmm
>>87071567
>not casting all the sages
fuck you
>>87074707
(You)
>>87076134
Soon enough he won't have a fucking choice, he keeps bombing shit to oblivion.
>>87076134
Mad Hatter isn't a leading role.
I don't know what I'm doing. I just want Shinya Tsukamoto to direct a body horror Godzilla movie.
>>87071743
>tarantino
>acting
Are you naturally retarded, or did you take lessons?
>>87076617
I can get behind this
>>87076923
what.
>>87068343
>the cagester as dr wily
pure kino
>>87075044
She was in the new season of twin peaks for 90 seconds.
Hope this thread is still active enough to get feedback
>>87071027
>tfw it took me a solid 10 minutes of wondering who in their right mind would cast Queen Latifia as Faye before I got the joke
Both Elba and Fassbender are good casting, tho, and maybe Willy could pull off Spike in his MLB daysEin still has to be a corgi, tho
>>87070355
ohhh i'd just now realized how much of a fucking good leon would gosling make
10/10 superb casting anon
>>87070355
>Goose as Leon
Absolute perfection, holy shit.
Rest of the cast is meh, Berry is too old, Fanning isn't hot enough, Dinklage doesn't have the gravitas for this but he's the type of guy that would have fun with a role like that so maybe something good would come of it. Etc.
But honestly, I'm in just for Leon. Holy shit.
>>87074876
>>87077176
>>87070227
my sides
>>87077264
Who'd you all cast for serious though?
>>87063657
DROPPED
And way to out yourself as a pleb, Guillermo
>>87075051
>not Hugh Laurie for Gendo Ikari
pls apply yourself
>>87069031
KINO
>>87065512
>no Kid
Sure is a lot of /a/ shit and /v/ shit
>>87077615
What else are you gonna adapt? Books? Who the fuck reads books?
>>87070987
i approve
>>87077644
Clearly the people who adapt them into movies and series don't. Books are better off as just books nowadays.
>>87063485
first two were fine seth would ruin it and just have random musical bits through out also lillard was a great shaggy and there velma as well
>>87077644
>>87077693
Think of how many good films are adapted from books. Now think of how many good films are adapted from video games and anime.
>>87065512
daniel day lewis or tom hardy should be the judge
>>87077769
Think about how many shitty book adaptions there are, too.
Give it time. Eventually Hollywood will hit its stride with successful game/cartoon adaptions. Books have a couple thousand years on them.
>>87077854
Even a shitty book adaptation is better than a good video game or anime adaptation.
>>87076102
I like this
>>87077909
I disagree. I'd much rather watch the first Silent Hill movie over, let's say Hunger Games. Or Eragon. Or god forbid, The Dark Tower.
>>87071064
why the fuck would you choose wes anderson for this? a dark as fuck game both thematically and cinematographically
>>87077151
Mark Christopher Lawrence should be coach instead of Jackson
>>87070876
I sure fucking hope he did, that'd make my entire existence worthwhile.
>>87075665
Literally kill yourself and your shit taste
>>87063485
Can finally post this.
>>87071064
this image is 10/10
>>87070809
>Kaya as Tracer
My nigga
>>87075314
WHERE THE FFFFFFFFFUCK IS MY WIFE AT?
>95% of the source material ITT is vidya
>the only books mentioned are pleb entry level shit you had to read in high school or literal memes
embarrassing
>>87063657
>he had the option of literally any director for tjis and didnt choose mel gibson
also seems like youre basing a lot of choices strictly on looksvs their ability to adapt the character
>>87071606
I'd watch it for the score honestly. that god damned piano music too touching desu lads. best song is called 'for river' I believe.
>>87071027
>the pitpull for Ein
Oh god I'm dying fuck
>>87074128
Nope. We can't have them ruining anything else they touch.
>>87074573
kino
>>87067259
>Not a Chris Chan movie directed by Todd Solondz
>>87078553
lmao
>>87070809
>That Winston
Biggest Kek holy shit
>>87070809
Reaper is supposed to be close to the same age as Soldier:76. Danny Trejo?
>>87067662
Doesn't exactly follow the template, but still.
>>87070809
Who is that as Pharah?
>>87070809
>not casting the Vietnamese girl from The Last Jedi as Mei
>>87071567
Who is Zelda?
>>87079832
Bretty gud. John Goodman can't play my waifu, though.
>>87070809
haha niggers am I right?
>>87080076
He has the comedic timing and dramatic chops to pull it off.
>>87080021
The one in green.
>>87070809
Will this be a animated movie or live action? I don't think Clint could pull off a live action adaption other then that looks pretty good
>>87080205
plus he's really slimmed down a lot so that helps as well
>>87068525
10/10 would watch
>>87080356
Is that a good or bad thing?
>>87068525
Who's the director?
>>87070355
Only if they keep Leon and Luis's dialog from the game verbatim.
>>87063485
Remember the time we caught the rabbi pretending to be a priest
>cuts to a flashback
Now let's see who Father Gillingham really is
>removes the face mask and the clerical collar, revealing the star of David around his neck and his crooked nose
Oh my god, it was Rabbi Goldstein all along!
You know that's exactly how it'll be done.
>>87070809
I've put some thought into this and some differences from your cast would be:
>Bryan Cranston as Winston: Memes aside, he could probably do that mix of humor and intimidation
>John Cho as Genji: I just think he'd do a good job
>Andy Serkis as Junkrat: Australian, looks crazy, what more do you need
>Stephen Lang as Soldier 76: Eastwood would never do a movie like this. Lang looks and sounds the part
>Josh Holloway as McCree: Duh?
>That guy who plays the Mountain on GoT as Roadhog: Because he's a big guy (4u) and doesn't need a lot of dialogue
>Golshifteh Farahani as Pharah: She's the correct ethnicity and hot
>Kelly Marie Tran (new girl from Star Wars Episode 8) as Mei: She actually looks like Mei and is the correct ethnicity. Chinese would flip their shit if you cast a Jap as a Chinese person
>Ellen Wong as D.Va: Can actually speak English, looks and sounds like her
>Luke Youngblood as Lucio: He's got the look and that upbeat personality
And for the ones you didn't list:
>Tiya Sircar as Symmetra
>Eiza Gonzales (from Baby Driver) as Sombra
>Shohreh Aghdashloo as Ana
Not sure who I'd cast as Zenyatta and Orisa's voices, and I don't know who would play Reaper. Remember Reaper would probably be a guy in a mask so anyone can do his voice.
>>87080649
You forgot Bastion (although I guess he has no voice) and Doomfist (Idris Elba obviously)
>>87071743
Here's your Nightwing.
>>87063485
Mel and Peter are interpol detectives in Singapore who team up with a Singapore detective (Jackie). Bruce is an ex-pat and frequent inside man living in Singapore (as well as other shady dealings)
>>87076617
Nice.
>>87081001
If Wonder Woman and Supergirl get a sexual subplot I'm in
>>87080872
comfy
>>87078001
Are you retarded? Can't you see it's a joke?
>>87063565
This is legitimacy great casting
>>87071555
would watch
>>87074128
Director aside, this is fucking kino
>>87080248
>>87076102
Not bad
>>87079832
Other than Woodley not being good enough to play my waifu, I like it
>>87071012
>>87071064
>>87071157
Fucking utterkeks lads, jesus
>>87079832
Should I stay watching gravity falls?
>>87071064
>gvynerear
>crestfallen knight
Holy shit, I would watch that
>>87071064
>WARNING: Large chest ahead
>>87074625
great fuckin book
>>87083292
It's great, ending unironically made me cry, and I never cry watching anything
>>87075641
I think Lieberts could be recast but holy shit the others are perfect
>>87071064
>try holding with both hands
>>87076102
I'm interested...
>>87067259
I would kill to see this
>>87076242
He played minor in Tusk
>>87069031
I was wating for this
>>87068525
I'd watch it
>>87063565
Fuck no, keep Snyder away from fables
>>87070355
so is the time machine for depp and halle berry included or do you have to buy that separately
>>87075958
Kristen Connolly
>>87071743
This is the most mediocre meme casting possible, almost every role is a typecast stereotype and aside from Dafoe McKellan and maybe Cranston would definitely overract or at least be laughably bland and terrible in their role
>>87074128
>IF I TOOK THAT MASK OFF, WOULD YOU DIE
>>87084895
Halle still looks young.
>>87075970
this. Female only fits the Exile, but even then the dumb split hurts it because Handmaiden matters to the story more than Disciple.
>>87071743
annasophiarobbin
>>87071567
>whitewashed
>>87076545
top kek
>>87068525
fuck dude, guy pearce as batman, sign me up
This thread is embarrassing.
>>87075168
underrated
>>87070844
noice
>>87063485
>Opening credits start rolling over shots of misty night time bogs
>CG Mystery Machine enters the frame speeding down the lonely highway
>Original theme song run through a stock Audacity radio filter starts to play
>Seth decided it would be non-diagetic because it isn't a showtune
>As song and credits conclude, camera pulls in on driver's window to reveal Fred talking
>"I GET WHY THEY WEAR MASKS BUT WHY IS THE CULPRIT ALWAYS JUST SOME GUY WE MET EARLIER THAT DAY? IT'S WEIRD AND KIND OF ANNOYING, YOU KNOW WHAT? GET THIS: IF THERE'S DETECTIVES IN THE TOWN YOUR TERRORIZING, DON'T COME OUT TO MEET THEM!"
What do you think, guys?
>>87087227
remember, down the street, not across the lane.
Penny Parker Mysteries
Penny: Dakota Fanning
Lou: Sofia Black-D'Elia
Mr. Parker: Sam Rockwell
Mrs. Weems: Kate Winslet
>>87087227
read the books faggot/10
>>87071448
>Bischoff as Littlefinger
>>87063485
Damn, pretty good.
>>87071448
Wait, shouldn't Kane and Undertaker be swapped?
>>87063485
>teenagers on spooky adventures
>cast old people
nah
>>87063657
>No Wyatt Russel as snake
>No Kurt Russel as Big boss
Please try and take this seriously
>>87070355
Holy shit, FUND IT!
>>87088614
>Russel
every fucking time with you people.
ITT: 9gag tier casting
>>87088500
not really, with Kane being burnt and all.
>>87071448
Roman Reigns should be Drogo
>>87071064
>this Gwynevere
I would rather have Serkis doing motion capture for Gwynevere at this point.
Also where are my niggers O&S?
>>87088712
oh yeah
>>87088803
he's daario
>>87076659
Kek this is bretty gud! I love that you put it into attention that they all can sing and have been in musicals. Good on you Anon, this is definitely underrated and great casting!
>>87075665
Gib that full picture of ddadrrio now!
>>87074128
I always thought Ron Perlman would be perfect for Canderous
>>87074128
10/10 Revan
Carth and Bindo is fine too.
The rest are meh.
>>87088917
No kidding.
>>87088917
Na senpai, Stephen Lang
>>87067662
>shiro literally means white
Well memed. Best cast in this thread.
>>87067662
>gilgamesh, archer and shirou are nigroes
into the trash it goes
>>87068525
>a batman movie were gordon looks bigger than batman
>>87076234
you know House is just a face on computer and could be played by Rene Auberjonois, right
>>87089086
Idris Elba is white
>>87075168
Keanu would fit that role if he can show his romantic side without it being mechanical.
>>87075168
weeb
>>87087227
Yennefer should be Sasha grey
>>87088889
>>87076659
lifting to that shit a great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIZJCiM-IaY
>>87089436
not white enough