Great British Bake Off /gbbo/ Let's go.

who the fuck are these cunts

not sure if im going to enjoy this

>>87057194
new presenters and shit, since channel 4 bought it from bbc.

blonde qt alert

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Bite it, shitlord.

>>87057281
Prefer that brunette qt that's at the back this week

sandi toksvig might be a good choice, found her pretty good in 15 to 1

>Noel Fielding
Fuck. Off.

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Noel Fielding is too spooky.

>>87057330
go watch mighty boosh

>you will never be an unfunny,ugly nonce that 16 year olds love for some reason

Kmtbhf

Not bad so far
Prefer Mel and Sue with their innuendo though

I thought Richard Ayoade was supposed to be in this?

>>87057334
Sandi is based. Noel is a cunt

If it ain't got Nigella in it i ain't watchin

>>87057139
>Noel Fielding's hair

How many of the contestants are white british?

>You will never have a Russian gf like Julia

>>87057139
Is this the guy from IT crowd?

Post stream

FUCK OFF NOEL
SHES MINE

OK yeah, julia is a qt. I'd squeeze her courgette

>>87057430
non-whites only bake pita breads

Fucking hell chris, get off /g/

Roy Chubby Brown should have been a host instead of Noel Fielding.

>>87057330
is this the brit version of chairman kaga?

>>87057392
Busy with Crystal Maze

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A classic qt.

>>87057538
>my courgette

fancy not turning the oven on

Nice skills, Yan.

>not knowing how to use an oven

>I'm doing a cake to honour the 96 la'

ADVERTS ADVERTS ADVERTS

Holy fuck Tom is a fucking catch eh

>2 scourers

get in the bin

shame about kate and that hideous accent

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>when you think she a qt but she opens her mouth and is a scouser

>>87057619
Clearly a shirt lifter.

>>87057670
Nice tits

>>87057671

Happened to me with that British Olympic girl Katarina Johnson-Thompson

Can putin fix this for julia? I just want her on my screen for the next 10 weeks

>>87057743
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I want a couple of close failures so we see her in tears at least once then triumphant as she claims star baker

>that accent

eeehhh

>two scousers
>not a single representative for Britain's brave muslim communities

I'm writing to ofcom.

>adverts
>Noel Fielding
not for me.

IT'S RAWWWWW

Is everyone gay?

the asian had to mention they were married to a woman.

and that tom bloke is definitely gay.

would quite like a rosy cheeked blonde mummy to bake me things

Rhubarb man is in trouble

>>87057802

Who gives a fuck if Tom's whispering sweet nothings in those dulcet tones

Who was that qt smirky girl from a previous (last?) season of Bake Off that women fucking hated and ranted about on twitter?

>>87057802
Bet that rugby bloke is. If only to piss off the housewives who are getting wet for him

>>87057802
Straight people are Nazis

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>>87057881
this lass?

>cake for a dog

Fags aren't people I swear.

So rather than having a delicious meal, you're just going to have a cup of tea? Cunt monkey

>>87057881
Candice. Pure concentrated jealousy. It was pretty funny

>>87057139
Where's that Muslim woman? Dropped.

>Candice is only one year older than you

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>>87057538

Wouldn't fuck it with a stolen cock.

What a zany guy Noel is! He ate the flower!!

Oh fuck, Julia

>show is on for 15 minutes extra
>just for adverts

I mean, at least it's added on to the show rather than shortening it, but fucking hell

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Kate

hope flo gets fucked off soon in all honesty

>>87058078

Classic Noel!

They're all a bunch of shitters so far.

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Stacey

Stephen (straight English Tom) is nailed on for Star Baker

>>87058106
Don't mind the adverts, allows for a piss and other shit.

>>87058129
Best QT

You realise she will be leaving before Chinese lesbian

>no mention of a brown ring
Come on

>>87057139
Where are the Somalians?

Next time someone makes me something tasty, I'm going to say nothing and shake their hand

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What can I bake you anon?

Sophie is officially are girl

>>87058240
No dog or cat in it this time deary.

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>>87058240

Fuck I'd like some mini rolls

>it's a "fat man thinks he can bake cos he eats loads of cake" episode

>>87058240
Hnnnnnnnnnnnn!

>Julia with the cream

Hnng

>mixing white and brown was a mistake

What did he mean by this?

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>>87058271

Bloody hell, that fat lad's hard to look at.

Face like a bulldog licking cat shit off a nettle.

It's amazing how it's the same and it was always about the contestants and never the hosts.

>>87058240
Will need a source on this for baking purposes

Non-whites getting BTFO

I fucking love it when we get clusterfuck cakes

fucking hell KSI is shit at baking

Blacks guys are fucking up big time.

>>87058610
DELETE THIS.

Scouse girl is doing well

>No swirl

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>87058515

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>julia will never tear up when she thinks she's disappointed you with her baking

JULIA IN TOP 3

Who's the quintessentially british poster child for this season?

>>87058732
sophie or kate

wtf women can be drummers too?!

I have such a soft spot for the bird ad. Her grandpa just loves her so much

Honestly the show works just as well as it ever did if not better.

There is literally nothing I hate in cooking TV than someone talking with their mouth full of food. Unless the tent is on fire, shut the fuck up.

It isn't as if it's live and they have to be quick.

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Post baking slags

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>>87058240

Noel is great, fight me

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>>87058920

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>>87058683

>>87058942
t. 15 year old alternative-goth girl

Be 100% honest who here would let Paul fuck them

>>87058683
Need a source on those dumplings!

>>87058942
Go home noel

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>>87057139
I forgot about this how is mighty bush guy getting on ?

>>87058968
/thread

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>>87058968

PHWOAR!

>everytime they say moist, wet, drip

STOP

>>87057139
>orange geordie manchild
>annoying lesbian woman
>stupid girly man
>literally who

Moist clutch mentioned

Sophie can't win, she's too posh, the grauniad reading crowd will never allow it

>I start every morning with a croissant

Or 5 you fat fuck

I'd make a brexit cake, but the inside would be really bitter to reflect the attitudes of remainers.

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>>87058271
ah the best clip on the internet

thanks for reminding me

>>87058942
I've always liked Noel tbqh. He does his schtick well.

>>87059111

I looked her up on google, she will win a lot of points because she was in the army

>>87059127
exhaled air through my nose quite abruptly after reading this

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>>87059028
I've made a mess anon

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>one in a melon

Would you give flo's melons a squeeze?

Kate's has the potential to look spectacular

>>87059212
Go get the dustpan and brush you silly cow.

How long until rumours start about paul banging Kate?

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Season 5 Martha a cute

>when your tongue's too big for your mouth

>>87059212
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm surprised all these union jacks lining the tent aren't too triggering for channel 4 audiences.

How do I get my sponge cake to rise better? Is it all down to the egg whites?

Jesus christ Julia's is frightening

>and the inside is English, which is also me know

I don't think so luv.

JULIA NOOOO!

How about wearing a bra you slaaaaaaaaag.

>>87059410
Paul had his way with her 5 minutes earlier.

>>87059361
Do you mix in a bowl or food processor?

>>87059361
What recipe do you use?

>>87059410
I'd be the English inside her Russian doll, if you know what I mean

They're all fucked already

LEWD

>That subtle BBC

Sophie why

This biochemist needs to fuck off.

BLACKED

>>87059528
No mate she's a proper lad.

'It's the Peter Beardsley of cakes'

>>87059479
In a bowl with a fork. I should buy an electric whisk

Who /Trust Me/ here?

>actually watching this tat

Fuck off, all of you.

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>the state of that water melon cake compared to the rest

reckon stacey is first out lads

>>87059212
Who????

SOPHIE NOOOO

>>87059346
Yan Ke Ke

>>87059569
You don't need one, but you need to make sure you're mixing it enough.

You are using self raising flour right?

Wow, top slag in the Stork advert.

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PICKLE RICK IS IN THE TENT TONIGHT.

STORM....ZY COMING

>>87059698
The granny is okay, but I wouldn't call her top.

>That cunt dabbing

>>87059569
Whisks don't cost a lot m8

>>87059675
It takes too long with a fork and its never firm. I use gluten free flour

That's impressive tbqh.

>>87057139
>protip;
the nigger will always win

>>87059773
You coeliac?

>Chinks does noodles

POTTERY

STOP TALKING WHILE YOU'RE EATING YOU FUCKING WHORE

>the state of the roast pork and book cakes

wow it looks like an egg was inside
Fuck off will you mate

>>87059848
My Dad is

The level of their baking is too high too soon.

>The state of that bread n knife cake

I love that Julia is from Siberia. Adds at least 2 points

Fuck, I'm in love

Bit insulting to Siberians

This black guy should be going

Siberians on suicide watch

literally none of the contestants are memorable whatsoever. where's my fucking Flora?

the bloke that did the pork pie needs to get kicked out

Stacy getting a hard time on the design.

Holy shit that sandwich cake. Amazing.

>tfw no Ramsay judge to spit out the cake in front of the contestants and scream that he's shutting the tent down

I missed Ruby and desu lads

ITS RAWWWWR

Me and The Missus +1ing it now lads no spoilers!

Dat fucking BLT

is Liam /ournigga/?

BLACKED

BLT dude is on a roll.

Star Baker has to be sandwich guy.

>>87060110
I get the joke;)

That older black guy has been consistently shit.

>>87060110
cracking post

BLT sandwich man is an arrogant cunt

>Not even considering the knife cake nog for the boot

Oh so it's like THAT again is it?

Julia confirmed safe for another week desu

>>87060156

Yeah but he can back it up

Black guy pink shirt guy is going.

Hour and a quarter lads, fuck adverts

>>87060174
What, they literally talked about him as one of the ones that's struggling

/g/man is going anyway

Still can't believe this shit cost them £75m.

>>87060219
Yeah, the ads really destroy the comfiness

>>87060259
They could have just done the same thing but called it The Big Bong Bakeup and saved all that dosh.

>>87060259
all about the advertising innit, that 75m makes more than 75m in the end

Pretty sure that hot air balloon is flying m8, just really low

Bear Grylls really sold out. "The Island" threads here were great though.

>piano music

He isn't dying FFS.

D A S
A
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R A C I S S
A
C
I
S
S

KNEW IT!!!!!!

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>>87059310
>she will never be yours

WHITES WIN

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>tfw eating cake while watching Bake Off
>tfw drinking Thatcher's while watching the Thatcher's ad
Spooky.

Fucking hell mate you baked a cake. You've not won the champions league.

>tfw couple more weeks until Taskmaster series 5

>>87060425
Fat boy

well its been fun lads see you all next week

That little tease of Julia looking 10/10

>actually crying

what a faggot.

>>87060460
Bob Mortimer is on it too. Can't believe it's taken until series 5 to get him on, it's as if the show was made with him in mind.

Did the right person go lads?

>putting the after show on two days later

Fucking hell c4

>>87060533
Yeah, it is kind of odd. I guess they're only allowed one old guy per series.

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>>87060478
I am a healthy weight.

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>>87057139
has noel fielding jumped the shark?

>>87060555
They literally have a channel designed for this sort of thing.

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>>87060409

>>87059142
British genes were a mistake.

somebody make a thread for "celebrity island"

>>87059142
TWAT

>>87061094
>>87061227

>>87059635
Thanks pham