Normkino

a canuck and a jew walk into a podcast, they talk about jokes and blokes, say no to the jokes

>>87047385
Nice. I hated the Dana Carvey episode. Impressionists are the worst.

>>87047482
Who the fuck is Dennis?

How many more episodes are there going to be before the next half decade break?

Whats with the crazy close ups?

>>87047482
That Catwoman, what a battleaxe

>>87047458

Impressionists are so obsolete. Public figures aren't private or guarded anymore. Dana Carvey is just as far removed from me as the President so why wouldn't I just listen to the President instead of an impressionist?

>>87047795
To showcase norms cancer and adams botched plastic surgery

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I used one of Norms old timey jonnhy carson jokes on my old ass boss the other week.
He asked me how everything was going
>Before I had this job I felt incomplete, now I'm finiished
He got a good chuckle
blog over

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>>87048061

>>87048061
good lad

>>87048061

they say stealing is the highest form of comliment

Best Seinfeld interview ever

>>87048061
That was a rodney dangerfield joke, not a carson joke.

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>believing Seinfeld > Curb
>believing in god
norm why are you so wrong about everything

>>87047877
They're good for sketches, not 1 person acts.

>>87050270
He's an old pill junkie

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>>87048061

>>87050270
I'd argue Seinfeld is better overall. I will always say that a tight script will be better than improv.

>there was no punchline to the blind man joke
fucking hell

>>87050411
>I will always say that a tight script will be better than improv.
based on what though? if the improv is funnier then it wins. Seinfeld basically says this in the interview. i think this is Norm's implied argument as well - that something scripted has more value because it's more "crafted".

>>87050484
This is just imo but I think Seinfeld has a better hit to miss ratio than Curb. I also like that Seinfeld had to be more clever because they had to operate under network television restrictions when it came to content.

>>87047385
did anyone think it was really on point when Norm commented on the dream like quality of this interview? it went by so quick. Never had that before in an interview or podcast not even a norm one.

>>87050411
It's a no brainer to me. I can't even enjoy Seinfeld reruns if I don't catch the episode from the beginning because so much of the appeal is seeing shit from the first 7 minutes get payoff in the last 5 seconds of the episode. Curb just has so much dead air when the riffing doesn't land

>>87050484
based on the quality of the gestalt

Why do some of the interviews have no jokes?

>>87047877
What the fuck kind of reasoning is this. The point of an impressionist isn't to have someone 'near' to you perform he personality of someone 'far' from you, it's to be funny mimicking the mannerisms of different people. You can even enjoy someone's impression of yourself. It's not like they're supposed to be funny sound recordings for archive purposes.

>>87050570
yeah all of that is totally fair. but norm wants comedy to be objective. he thinks one form can be objectively better than another.

if you like Seinfeld more than Curb, totally reasonable. but to say it's better? i don't agree. i laughed way harder at Curb and it was more consistent.

and wigs

>>87047385
you know society has hit rock bottom when its custom to converse about other peoples conversations, so much faggotry in here lmao

>>87050484
>based on what though?!?!?!???
Based on his experience and relationship with both, you dumbass.

>>87050813
>wat are philosophers lmao
>wat is dialogue lmao
>wat is politics lmao
>more cocks pls yum yum

>>87050868
rekt

>>87047877
Today impressions are good in smal doses. If a guy is a stand up, or some kind of comedian, and has 20-30 second devoted to that, thats funny. Other than that it is boring. I cant imagine being there for full hour if a guy does impressions.

>>87050840
learn to read

who else thought that blind man story was going to be a joke wtf?

>>87050868
>philosophers don't converse with plebs and the subject matter is crucial to society
>dialogue...wtf lol
>politicians converse with plebs because they run the society and the subject matter is crucial to society
>you proved you're a homosexual lmao
btfo lmao

>>87050886
slurped and btfo>>87050886

>>87050813
>>87050992
How do you even feed yourself?

>>87050930
You can see how true that is by how Bill Hader and Jay Pharaoh got shit all work after SNL. Both great impressionists, but outside of work with Bill's friends you never see them much anymore. Even though I know Hader can be amazing in other things I feel like his reputation for just doing impressions and voice work limits him

Jerry Seinfeld confirmed fascist in this interview

Good episode. I always enjoy hearing Jerry Seinfeld talk about comedy, he has clearly put a lot of thought into it and seems like a pretty smart guy.

>>87051085
with your stupidity and tears you charlatan, no argument anymore eh pipsqueak

YAAAAAAAY

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WHEN?

>>87047385
K I N O
I
N
O

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WHEN??

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WHEN???

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WHEN???

>>87050992
>dialogue... wtf lol

???

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WHEN????

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>WH-
:(

>>87051447
Karl is done with the spotlight. We will never see him again.

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WHEN?

>>87050654
I think they keep getting too into the conversation and run out of time. This time Norm even mentions jokes and they still don't end up doing them.

>>87051632
He can surely do a damn podcast

>>87047662
Miller shithead

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the absolute GOAT fucking WHEN?

pissed myself when he did nixon

>>87051743
His talk show ended several years before Dark Knight Rises came out. That greentext scenario makes no sense.

>>87050278
implying Pablo Francisco isn't kino

"This summer Arnold Schwarzenegger is...

>>87051664
There's a cut after Adam gets the cards out from under table, and after the cut they're spread all over the table.

good episode
i just ordered a NML t shirt. they're back in stock

>>87051837
the photo is also from an episode of Conan from the late 90s, it's a made up scenario entirely. It's not bound by reality jackass!

>>87051704
Nope, and he especially won't travel to America for one. This is his last interview where he announced he was done.
https://youtu.be/2NM5yDnpCQk

>>87051889
But still, why use Dennis Miller? What a strange choice.

>>87051837
well he's dressed as CIA in that interview, maybe you need to suspend your disbelief a little if you want to enjoy the meh-meh's

the fucking madman doubled down on the closeups

>>87051861
Then they went long, Jash wants to keep it an hour or under, and jokes are always the first to go.

>>87051652
joe is superior

>>87051932
because Norm is good friends with Dennis and frequented his show throughout it's run.

>>87051966
fucking jews ruining everything

>>87051925
is he now Ricky's maid full time again?

>>87051966
reeeeeeee

>>87051988
He's done with Ricky too, he was before he retired. He did two more seasons of world travel but made sure Ricky wasn't involved to fuck with him.

>>87051934
Nah. It's more fun to be snarky and poke holes.

>>87047385
Sweet jesus, I've been waiting for this for months.
Dream team come true.

>>87051932
because norm is at his best when speaking to dennis miller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdVJI1-DsvQ&t

>Jash

Why the fuck is norm entangled with those assholes? Ironically enough the only good joke they have without him is the existence of that group to begin with.

>>87050235
he just can't get no respect

>>87051097
bill hader is starring in a new hbo dramedy about a hitman called Barry

>>87050597
Curb has literally the same exact payoff structure as Seinfeld

>>87050270
if you could remove the goddamn laugh track it would probably be better

>>87052465
Shows with laugh tracks are fine as long as what is happening actually deserves the laughs.

>>87052150
Eh... Conan will always be the best host for Norm as far as I'm concerned.

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>>87050992
No, he rekt you. You're being stupid. I do think your original idea had some merit though...the level of discourse in society about "conversations" or politics, dialogue, and philosophy, is damn near a half inch of shit. Banality has always been around, and probably even to the same degree as today - it's just that the classics stay and shit gets forgotten.

But Norm live is one of the better conversations about conversations today, so you're still objectively wrong.

>>87052465
Nah, the best jokes in Seinfeld work because of the laugh track, not in spite of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwH__x6jV6A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8KUgUqprw

>>87052039
>>87051925
>Karl wont do 1 hours worth of work on an all-expenses paid flight mini-vacation to Los Angeles to do the norm show
You know you might be right. Karl is ridiculous enough to turn down such an easy gig.

>>87047385
went surprisingly deep

liked it

>>87052817
>all-expenses paid flight mini-vacation to Los Angeles to do the norm show
Ha! You're right even if that were true though, Karl just wants to stay home laying tile and fixing shutters all day.

>>87052760
I agree but Seinfeld was kind of unique in that a lot of it wasn't actually taped in front of a live audience. Laugh tracks were just standard procedure at the time.

>>87052892
No, it was studio audience for many of the episodes

>>87052994
I think it depended on the set. I'm pretty sure Jerry's apartment and the diner didn't have an audience and just had the laughter added later.

>>87053064
Sorry, those sets did have a live audience. I'm assuming outdoor scenes or otherwise unusual locations dubbed in the laughs.

>>87052884
That's the hardest part about being a Karl fan. You'd be happy with him doing the smallest and simplest things, so long as we can watch it. But we know he's completely content out of the spotlight

you just know that joke is Two Goyim not Two Gentiles

>>87050992
>dialogue...wtf lol
Why are you even here then, nigger?

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>>87047385
wtf youtube looks all weird to me now

when did it update to a new look?

>>87053244
>tfw got it right away

23andMe can't get here fast enough

>>87053297
Are you on your phone?

>>87053343
nope

even the fucking logo is like super bright red, really off-putting

they butchered this episode in the editing

fuck jash and fuck jew people

>>87053645
Haven't watched yet but is it similar to the Letterman episode with all the weird closeups?

Just watching the episode now and I'm really enjoying it. I don't know, I've always just found Jerry to be really "likeable"

>>87053701
yeah :(

>ahhhhh gentile

It's the best one yet

>>87053701
Exactly, and they cut jokes too.

>>87053805
>>87053849
Fuck. Sounds like the actual conversation is good at least.

>>87053064
>>87053169
You're probably right

>>87053803
I think he is the most at ease and confident person I have ever seen. Doesn't he just come across to you like that?

>>87054616
Yeah, it's as though he knows he just has to be himself and the funny will shine through, he knows that will be enough. That isn't to say he doesn't put effort into being entertaining, he just knows that he will be entertaining.

>>87054616
>>87055150
Yeah, there is a reason he got a sitcom in the first place. He's a consummate comedian that's been doing it for 30+ years now.

>>87053701
It's almost as though they heard the feedback from the Letterman episode and someone got really bitter about it. It's like "No the audience is just too stupid, they don't get it." "This time we'll just put it in at certain spots and I bet people will think it's great." Then they fucking did it and it sticks out like a fucking horrible thorn every time.

>>87048061
>Before I had this job I felt incomplete, now I'm finiished
I don't get it

>>87055358
What are you, retarded?

>>87047877
this is the dumbest thing I've read here (today)

>>87055203
Not just any comedian could make a show like Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee work, but it's one of the few shows I bother keeping up with because it's so great. Seinfeld makes it great, and he does it his way.

>>87053169
Actually, it was all real laughter.

They would put a curtain or w/e over the set and act out the outdoor scenes for the audience. I watched a documentary about it.

>>87055659
Definitely. It's a super comfy show to watch on a Sunday morning.

On the one hand I really do love the jokes segment of the show, but it really wasn't needed this time. Having Norm and Jerry just talk was perfect, just too bad that other guy was there, whoever he was.

>>87056828
Yeah, he seemed like a douchebag.

>>87053824
That was fucking perfect.

>>87055358
He thought the job would bring him a sense of fullfilment but instead his feeling of incompleteness only got worse.

>>87056828
that other guy's name is Holocaust denier/bridge blowjob giver Rudolf Hess

>>87050270
Seinfeld IS better.

and God exists, you pleb

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>>87047385
My body is ready for closeupkino

not even 5 minutes in and I hate it, can't watch this with the closeups and the stupid fucking editing skips, just let the cameras roll like you used to

the editing is absolute dogshit. genuinely it's someone's first day using premiere. whoever edited this should be fired

>>87057776
Closeup are a Tom Snyder homage, taken to the next extreme for comedic effect.

>>87058085
except it's never funny

>>87058085
and them skipping over norm's intentional awkward silences? what's the point of that other than them being jews ruining something that was good

to be honest bill cosby probably didn't even think he was doing something wrong. If you read porno mags from the eighties, they have advertisements for quualades with taglines about how it "turns girls willing"

I still have magazine like that in my closet.

>>87053824
that killed me

>>87051097
Your comment made me realize for the first time that Bill Hader and Will Forte aren't the same person

Man, Norm is getting really mumbly and stammery...

somebody explain the biped joke

>>87059276
she only had one leg

>>87059271
In all seriousness, I'm pretty sure Norm has Alzheimer's and is too private to talk about it. I don't see any other rational explanation for his behavior this season. It's sad that this might be some of the last Norm material we will ever get.

They cut out the jokes section, what the fuck?

>>87059271
>>87059416
I'm really worried about this too, i really hope it's just zanax abuse or something.
He is definitely not at 100%

>>87059276
Totie Fields had her leg amputated.

>>87051413
He'd just be nasty to Norm and go on about atheism.

>>87055285
These interviews are years old, there was no feedback.

>>87060677
The footage is old, the editing could have been done any time.

>>87053701
I'm willing to believe Seinfeld was delayed to fix the close-up problem but who knows.

The episode was great. Norm's impressions are top tier. His Rodney is unbelievably good.

>>87047877
>>87047458
Dana Carvey was funny and if you don't think so then you're a retard, end of story

>>87059271
it's almost annoying at points. he'll start a joke and it takes him forever just to get the fucking premise out with his stumbling and muttering and shit

great episode though

>in your eyes i see eternity

jesus christ norm

>wayne gretsky??

adam eget gets involved

not bad though in all seriousness

>>87061129
That's the point.

>>87052517

then your wrong

>>87061129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8

>>87061346
no it's not.

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Amazing episode. Jerry's insight on "place" making or breaking a series is astute. His wondering what Michael Richards should have done was interesting, wish they stayed on that for a minute. Norm's Rodney anecdote was hilarious. Their shared love of Sullivans Travels which is certainly one of the greats and a celluloid monument to the healing power of laughter. Adams dumb ass acting like he got Jerrys gentile joke.

Just like Letterman I'd watch another 10 episodes of Jerry/Norm

>>87061389
KEK, nice trolling faggot. Implying that shaggy dog stories aren't a cornerstone of Norm's style of comedy. 5/10 shitposting.

>>87061387
>>87061450
are you guys actually retarded? obviously i'm not talking about the shaggy dog shit that we all love, i'm talking about actual stuttering. in the moth joke (and other related ones), the pauses are funny, they're put there for comic effect. him stuttering out the name "Ivanovic Ivanolititivich" is funny, him literally just trying to get out the fucking premise of a joke that clearly ISN'T a shaggy dog story and doesn't rely on the drawn out set up to be funny isn't the same thing

>>87061614
Can we be friends? I've never known somebody who was retarded AND autistic

>>87061840
we can be friends but norm is clearly suffering from some form of xanax related memory loss or alzheimer's

>>87060978
>so dana, what was it lik-
>REEEEE JOHNNY CARSON GEORGE BUSH

>>87061990
Not that anon but he was a terrific guest. Just like Jerry said today, everyone's got a schtick, that's his.

>adam
oh yeah I don't get the joke. I died

>>87062252
Yeah he played that perfect, he really earned that $15 for this episode.

>>87061346
Sure man. Hes defiinately been on hid A-game (and not barely able to keep up with the dialogue to the point where his guest has to remind him what theyre doing) for the last three NML episodes.

Every time he goes on now its like Ali v Berbick.

nice seeing jerry's reaction to some of the material, he doesn't go very far with his act but you see his sense of humor come through from the jokes

reminded me of the todd glass episode, except jerry understands pacing

>>87062405
Sorry, I don't watch MMA. Can you say that in English?

>>87062162
Yeah but Jerry isnt still doing jokes about airline flights. Dana still wishes (and possibly thinks) its 1994. I was embarassed for him when he started doing Bush impressions

>>87060677
>These interviews are years old

what? how old are they? i was thinking theyre filmed like half a year before they release them.

>>87062815
Sometimes I try to edge but instead can't hold back and end up ruining my orgasm and seriously consider suicide afterwards. That feeling lingers everlong.

>>87062815
these were supposed to be out last year but because of his netflix special I think he couldn't release them

Why was Norm shitting on Sebastian Maniscalco? He's legit great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDmxTmwC9F8

>>87063597
>Sebastian Maniscalco
seems like he's Shore trash with a nose job doing Seinfeld's exact shtick

I was really turned off after the mike tython and silverman ones so I didn't watch the bobby lee or dana carvey one. I watched the seinfeld and I liked it so I'm now watching the dana carvey one and it's fucking great

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I don't think he's got much longer left guys...

>>87062522
I respect that, but for me it's been pretty interesting seeing guys like him and Sandler, sort of megastars in the 90s, considered sort of uncool or irrelevant now, shine on the show. I really appreciate the comedy reverence norm and the show has, and getting a peek in these guys' minds is time well spent.

>>87064004
watch Bobby Lee, Norm is at his best when he talks to mediocre comedians (Nick Swardson, Fred Stoller) he doesn't give a shit about.

>>87055381
What are you down syndrome

>>87062815
Looking at Jerrys hair I'd say at least a year.

>>87064151
will do, thanks. been really disappointed with the jokes segment this year, is that one any good

>>87064151
Agreed, It made me wanna check out Lee's comedy, which i forgot til now

Can anyone recommend any good bits/videos/albums/specials that best showcase his talent?

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I love that Norm keeps saying that Adam is a part of Dollar Shave Club, but he looks like this.

>>87064210
one of the first jokes they do is really funny, especially in the context of the entire episode

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Guests you'd like to see?
Bill Maher (partially bc it'd be antagonistic)
Richard Lewis
Larry David
Michael Richards
Chris Elliot
Robert Smigel
Craig Ferg
Gervais (again, i could see it being a little testy)

>>87064317
great

>>87064092
Yeah wouldnt it be great if schneider came on and did MAKIN COPPPPPPIES for two hours?

>>87064378
Well reasoned reply, i appreciate your insight. It would, in fact, be hilarious, yes.

>>87064151
Bobby Lee was terrible. Fred was meh. Though Nick did a really solid job. Granted a lot of his was "remember when sandler... " but it was still interesting.

I unironically think the two best NML's were Super Dave and Sandler.
.

>>87064335
dennis miller
carrot top
brian regan
robert blake

>>87064217
He blew his load on Mad TV. Not saying he isnt talented but thats the best youll get out of him. Like asking for some good Will Sasso material

>>87064217
here he is at his best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqyE-7Y55kU

>>87064225
DUDE THAT IS HILARIOUS I BET NO ONE ELSE NOTICED THAT YOU SHOULD LEAVE COMMENTS ON HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!!!!!

>>87064656
Not that anon but get a grip dude

>>87064543
>>87064625
Thanks
https://youtu.be/qqE7ZxH7BJE

>>87064699
Sorry, i should have more reverence for such a brilliant comedic mind

Remember that one episode where norm is fat and promoting nature box?

I WAS LIKE OMFG XDDDD HES FAT BUT TALKING ABOUT HEALTHY SNACKS DID ANYONE NOTICE????

>>87064656
>>87064983
autism

>>87064983
Yeah, we discuss the show here and find it funny. Some of us unironically. Calm down.

norm looks so low-energy I'm worried.

>>87065138
Well if your standard for funny is a guy with a beard talking about buying razors you should sign up for dollar shave club and use one of those razors to slit your wrists

>>87065249
if you would watch the show you would know the razors are for giving yourself a raise

>>87065249
>>87065249
But what about the Easy Shave Butter? Or the high quality handle?

he used to be funny, now he just seems brain damaged. depressing.

>>87065608
he's been poisoned for questioning some historical events

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>Its another inncesesary close ups episode
fuck

>>87065249
do you genuinely have autism? i'm worried about you, man.

>>87047458
I loved it tbphwyf. The Michael Cane impression literally made my cry from laughter and gave me severe stomach cramps.

>>87047385
Did Norm age 20 years since his last last episode?

>>87065764
>tbphwyf
>to be perfectly honest with you, friend

>>87065694
norm's skin and lips genuinely make me uncomfortable. he needs moisturizer or something

So did he make fun of him for being a Hollywood pedophile or did he just suck his dick for the entire episode? You must be such an amoral cunt to have someone like this on your show and treat them nicely just so you can make money

>>87051530
He would just lock Norm in the room and force him to watch him beat off.

>>87065887
>Hollywood pedophile
Bruh, there was no pedophilia in the pizza parlor. You're delusional. Also, who are you even talking about?

>>87065979
Jerry dated a 17 year old in the 90's. Hardly makes him a pedophile.

>>87065979
What kind of response are you expecting out of this person? Do you suddenly think they're going to make more sense if you pay attention to them?

>>87065887
So do you have any proof he's a pedophile, or are you just an insane conspiracy theory tinfoil kiddo?

>>87065979
>>87066053
>>87066057
>35 year old man having sex with a 16 year old

>>87066053
>>87066057
KEK. Well at least you two have a head on your shoulders. I mean, two heads on 4 shoulders.

>>87066110
17. And besides, completely legal in most developed countries.

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>>87066153
They came out in public when she turned 17. Think about that.

>>87066110
Uh, that's not pedophilia. Perhaps you should channel your incel jealousy (incelousy) into looking into the definition of pedophilia. Hint: 16 is way too old for pedophiles to find attractive

>>87066153
She had huge tits. Pedophiles hate big tits. Or medium tits. Or any tits at all, really.

>>87066057
See, now you know the response. That should have been what you expected, that's what it was, that's what it always will be.
Predictable, nothing witty from here on out.

who the fuck is albert fish?

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>>87057633
Those fucking close ups, who the fuck is the director.

>>87065732
If you think that shits funny you need to look inward. Also

>do u have autishm
>AUTISM???
>autist xD

Come on bud. If youre this bad on the internet what are you like IRL

>>87066547
sergio leone

so who's next? I thought Seinfeld was gonna be the last guest but surely there will be more episodes, right?

>>87065817
He's in his 50s and doesnt take care of himself at all. Its only going to get worse
: (

>>87047385
>I think Bill Cosby is the biggest comedian of all
women eternally btfo

>>87066781
he really was, we dont need any woman's opinion here.

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>>87066053
>if theres grass on the field play ball
>if it bleeds, we can kill it

But i guess you have to ask what the age of consent was etc.

>>87066870
>I make bullshit up and pretend it's what other anons said because I'm a retarded piece of shit please kill me

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>Mfw every obvious fast-forwarding cut
WHAT THE FUCK GIVE ME EVERY SINGLE SECOND YOU CUNTS

>>87066755
Vince Champ is scheduled

>>87065955
Explain.

>>87066755
>>87067298
I hope we can expect a couple more this season.

>>87047385
norm is the funniest guy around, but the alt-right wants him so badly to affirm their beliefs it's embarrassing

>>87067351
You're obsessed.

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>>87066755
He mentioned Rich Litle this episode, we all know how much Norm loves old timey comedians.

>>87066969
Wait...you think I made a line up from Predator and pretended someone else said it. You ok buddy?

>>87067204
god damn jews cutting out time from a podcast

>>87067463
I'm not your buddy, dickhead.

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>>87067351
The "alt-right" (good MSM talking point btw) doesnt give a shit what he says. Hes not even an American. Some people just like comedy

>>87067525
Dont be dumb and upset

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>Directed by Adam Eget.

>>87067616
Jerry's teeth are fucking perfect.

>>87067552
THIS TYPE OF VIOLENT RHETORIC IS HATE SPEECH!!!! YUR A NAZI!!!

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>>87068095
>YOU HAVE AN INDEPENDANT POINT OF VIEW????????!!!!

whats the best episode so far?

>>87068419
Sandler by far if you like industry stories. For laughs I say Super Dave. King, Swardson, and Romano are comfy

>>87067642
fake hollywood teeth aren't perfect

>>87068668
Go to bed pajeet

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Time to become THE NORM

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REALLY made me think

>>87068711
I'd do exactly the same

>>87047877
impressions aren't funny because of their accuracy, but rather what you do with the impression

the burt lancaster bit with dana was hilarious

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>Mfw that obvious cut footage
>Mfw Jerry obviously wanted to keep going
>Mfw this could've been easily a 2-parter

For fucks sake JASH.

>>87047385
>Norm: Adam denies the holocaust
>Jerry: I won't hold that against you
What did he mean by this?

>>87064088
I'm actually worried, he aged like 10 years in 3 years, it's crazy

>>87068419
Gilbert Gotfried, Super Dave, Swardson and Saget.

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Does anyone know if the version on Amazon Prime is "Extended"?

I can't handle all these fucking cuts.

>>87068852
Every straight man on earth would.

>>87066426
some seriel killer that would put needles in his own pee hole for sexy time. and would eat young girls and send their parents letters about eating their daughters butts.

>>87047385
I tell you what he was guilty of....he was deaf

>>87070459
*deef

Norm got deep with that blind guy story..never thought of it like that before

>>87047385
Is norms thing that he plays a guy whos not funny?

chesty lady lol
>>87071914
shut up fag

>>87071898
There's another episode where he finishes the blind guy story but i can't remember which one.

Jesus man, Seinfeld has a really twisted view on humanity

>>87071938
>shut up fag
Coming from the guy in this thread who wants to suck norm's dick.

>>87072022
How so

what's up with Norm's ear hair. Is it a joke I don't get or what

>>87072022
He's a cold blooded guy. Wouldn't even give a homeless man five bucks, while Norm would take one out for a proper dinner.

Jerry might be a clean comic, but Norm's a decent man.

>>87072089
>>87072052
The twitter thing where he said "thats just a normal person" was what really caught me. that almost put me in a bad mood

>>87072166
That was just because he likes Norm that much and sees just taking about whoever like a waste of time, he loves comedians to the point of being cunty.

At lease he doesn't does this pathetic thing i've seen other comedians of calling non comedians "civilians" the second i see someone doing that i drop them forever.

>>87053645
this episode was like that Click movie in the second half

>>87047385
I enjoyed it because Norm but there were maybe 3 jokes in that entire episode

>>87072253
>civiliians
no way anyone says this

>>87064335
the dice man

>>87047385
actually a solid episode. I couldn't even get through the dana episode. Those fucking impressions just turned me off so much I couldn't do it any more. Every other topic was just him doing his impressions.

My favorite norms were from the stretch of david spade, to billy bob. For whatever reason he just seemed to be in his sweetspot there.

Roseanne and tom greene are the only exceptions for me. Those were terrific. even better than todays video.

>>87051859
I'm gonna get myself out of this.
How many people right now think I can't get my shit outta this?

Paul Newman said "you never get over it"

>>87072587
good call

>>87057621
This.

D I R T

N
A
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>>87066547
Not (you) necessarily, but lots of anons itt thinking the close-ups are anything but norm experimenting, having fun, and maybe doing a bit of trolling. It's way too obvious to be anything else.

Norm was better during his cute fatty stage seemed healthier too

>>87072775
Are you in good hands with Allstate?

>>87064335

Rest of the season is:

Judd Apatow
Margaret Cho
Conan O'Brien
Bruce Vilanch
Artie Lange
Robert Blake
Caitlyn Jenner
Rich Little
Jim Carrey
Tim Allen
Vince Champ

Caitlyn Jenner should be a really good episode especially

what did the last joke mean. the bipedal thing?

>>87073406
there is honestly no pattern in norms shows that let me know if his show will be good.

I feel like it is totally dependent on how norm is feeling at that time.

It doesn't matter how much norm respects the guest, or how closely he knows them.

It could be a close friend and be awful, or a slight acquaintance and be 10/10

>>87073406
Nice fella, Vince Champ

>>87073406
Stoked for Artie. Obviously close personal friends who have been through a lot. And comedy gold together.

https://youtu.be/9wOyTGfa6eo

best episode in a while and the closeups are here to stay. I kind of wonder if Jerry really has that much disdain for plebs or if hes just playing off that perception. Probably the latter.

>>87074169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJxBkE9d-TA

>>87074306
Wow, i'd never seen that- wrap up show was funnier than the Stern show proper oftentimes.

>>87072089
if you live in an area with a lot of homeless people youre just going to continue to get pestered and possibly mugged. There's literally no downside to being a confirmed miser.

>>87072089
>>87074358
Jerry really seems like a callous, elitist guy, especially in this interview. i'm not saying you should take the homeless to restaurants or even give them your change, but to have Jerry's attitude towards them is very cold and gross.

>>87074302
It really was very interesting for me to see that even Jerry loves norm. They are about as far apart stand up wise that I can think of.

He truly is loved by all those standup types

>>87047482
A real big jerk if you ask me

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>>87072089
lel. how many times since that "supposed indecent" do you think norm has taken a homeless man out to lunch?

no one cares about the homeless. just face it.

>>87074478
Almost like he considers them cattle

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>autistic
>dates underage girls
is Jerry /tv/'s guy?

>>87074478
Eh, the way I see it at least he's honest. I don't think its really any better for people to toss a homeless person a buck and brag about how they "paid it forward" today. Pure cancer.

>>87074725
Fucking loved how Norm brought that up

>You like a chesty lady!
>Jerry immediately tries to change the subject.
>what else you got there?


oh baby, never seen Seinfeld like this before.

>>87074739
of course you shouldn't take pride in bragging about charity. what i'm saying is sure - it's honest that his attitude is that he thinks he's better than others. that doesn't justify it.

>>87074725
Man i wonder what's the deal with Norm and bums, he brought them up on the Maron episode and other one i'm forgetting at the moment.

>>87075330
Empathy is the white man's burden, jews and non whites don't understand just like Norm didn't get Seinfeld's jew joke

>>87075666
you may not realize this but you sound like a 12 year old whose abusive grandpa forces him to repeat everything he says. not a good look.

>>87074525
As Jerry said, you're either funny or you aren't. Everyone who's funny has their own schtick and Norm's is being so transcendentally deadpan that his jokes become an almost meta-commentary on the very idea of comedy.

The best part is he does it so effortlessly.