Do americans really can't make coffee at home?

>>87041589
What gave you that idea?

>Do americans
OBSESSED

>>87041606
in this episode of Friends Chandler and Ross can't go to the coffee shop because of he bullies, so they try to make coffee at home and fail

Do americans sleep and take showers with their shoes?

>>87041589
They have Sanka.

>>87041696
It's satire, anon.

>>87041589
americans don't even know what coffee is

Do Americans really let black guys fuck their wife?

Do Americans really live in a country without a proper name?

>>87042229
Yes

t. american

>>87041589
It's true. Nobody knows how to make coffee without a piece of trash appliance known as a Keurig.
A friend mentioned they really needed one for coffee, so I got them a french press for about 1/12th the price.
They never used it.

>>87042229
Some people get into it, but I just go with the minimum monthly amount mandated.

Only New York people are that dumb.

>>87042290
Not 10 years ago everyhome had a well used coffee machine, I know mine did. I know the purists will shit on anything that is cold brew meme drip, but compared to shitty Keurig coffee the old machines were fine.

I dunno what the fuck happened to my generation, fancy single origin coffee and espresso is somehow at its height of popularity while simultaneously people are brewing something WORSE than preground Folgers while at home.

>>87042494
Dude is just a tv show, relaxx jesus is not real

>>87042321
Yes. You're missing out.

>>87042321
Mutilated genitals are one of the best american traditions along diabetes and expensive heath care

>>87042758
Ayy cheese dick, ain't you got a 4th daily shower to take?

>>87041806
I take my shoes off just before bed and righr after waking up. Only time they are not on is the shower and bed time.

>>87041696
Friends isn't a documentary, sand nigger.

>>87042819
>no sleeping or shower shoes
poorfag

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Sort yourself out, yurop.

>>87041589
they also wear their shoes inside op

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>>87042867
>Snowniggers

>>87042867
what a twist!

>>87042867
the white dude and the black dude are gay right? I think that's the message, not that the girl is fucking both guys

just making sure i understand the story of the ad

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>>87042906
I don't think that was even an intelligible sentence.

>>87042229
not just the wives

the girlfriends too

>>87042992
The message is that "God Morgon" juice is as good as being there when your wife gives birth to your bull's baby.

>>87042857
don't you get poo on them when you stomp your poo down the drain?

>>87042906
Why do the racist posters always sound dumb?

>>87043446
>solid poos
you need some more sugar cereal

>>87041589
Fuck yes, I can at least.

I just fire up that Bialetti moka pot.

>>87043525
a french press wasn't gay enough for you?

>>87042992
Being gay is worse than raising someone else's child

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this is how you make coffee

>>87042882
inside what?

>>87043657
i really want to try this

>>87042229
>let
American has 0 say in what his wife does. If he so much as gives her a headache she kicks him out keeps the kids and keeps all the money.

>>87042867
>the kid is black
what a twist
>oh, the guy is happy
what a twist
>oh, the black guy is the father, who just late
what a twist
>oh, they're gay
what a twist
>it's a juice commercial
biggest twist of all

relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxbmvud_SvQ

>>87041696
How can you fail to make coffee? Fucking hell it's almost as simple as making a sandwich.
Plus they both have good jobs so they could literally but one of those cheap filter machines.

>>87041589
YO U BETTER PUT SUM FUCKIN RESPEC ON MY FUCKIN N A M E

>>87044340
>powdered hot chocolate
>drinking hot chocolate over the age of 8

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>>87042867
SIDES = BROKEN

>>87042867
This is the single most Swedish piece of advertising I have ever seen

>>87042867

GOD
MOR
GON

What's that country and why do they speak orcish?

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Thank goodness for 21st Century progress or we'd never be able to make proper coffee at home.

>>87043657
Turkish coffee?

>>87042229
Wait you don't?

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How common is it for Americans to use the setup in pic related for their bathrooms?

I went to visit some relatives in Iowa, and got to stay in their house. They lived in a pretty small city, and had to do this because of something that had to do with their city sewage treatment.

Essentially, you had to throw the used TP in a separate bin, and then also scoop the turds back up and put them in yet another separate bin.

I've experienced the TP thing in hotels in Cyprus, Spain and Greece, but the scoop thing came as a complete shock and I thought they were joking.

Could some American shed some light on this? How prevalent is it?

>>87042229
I've only let her fuck a black man once. I just made sure they didn't kiss on the lips.

>>87044572
They're trying to make fancy lattes, not just a pot of coffee. How old are you guys?

>>87042229
Europeans eternally BTFO
how sad your wife must submit to inferior goat paki penis

>>87042992
Are you fucking retarded?

>>87044839
yuck

>>87044839
wat mate

>>87044271
lol I'm not even mad

>>87042867
>the city of Sweden

>>87042867
SWEDEN YES

>>87042867
Will there ever be a liberal wing that doesn't endorse open borders and cucking?

>>87042867
FINLAND YES

>>87044753
it's a finish commercial for a swedish brand of orange juice godmorgon (good morning in english)

>>87044633
what kind of savage doesn't drink chocolate

>>87045114
SUSKI VITTUUN

>>87042867
you do know that this sort of shit is incredibly common in american media and is where it all comes from, right?

>>87044633
"Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude me from enjoying it."
- Jordan Schlansky