Is this the most joyless, forced romance in history?

It's 'pretty' people in love, fans just love that.

>>87037806
>pretty
>those two
laughingwhores.jpg

That sex scene was dull as hell, Jon would be crap in bed. She rides fucking dragons, pull her hair or something at least.

You think her crabs breathe fire too?

>>87037806
>dany
>pretty

Jon really needs to get barebacked in his thicc ass. That ass is the perfect semen receptacle.

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>>87037772
nope

>>87037920

>>just like in my violent pornography

>>87037772
I like how everybody is on purpose ignoring the fact that drogo existed

>>87039082
Tbh it would bookend her first sexual experience. That she's more comfortable in her sexuality.

Although we've gotta pretend women don't like having their tits squeezed hard or their hair pulled.

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>>87037772
>These two minor characters have a completely pointless romance
>Get a 2 minute love scene, including full frontal nudity

>These two main characters get a romance that will dominate the remainder of the series
>Get a 5 second love scene with a bit of man butt and side boob

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>>87037772

>>87039304
>directed by a gay jew
what did you expect? i'm not memeing btw look it up

>>87039436
why did abrams chose two FAS victims to be his leads?

>>87039304
I thought both actors said shit about not wanting to be objectified and shit (I mean I think Kit complained about it too).

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>>87039436
>no black people
A Song of Ice and Fire is British high fantasy like Lord of the Rings regardless, ofc Westeros is going to mainly have British/Irish ethnicity

>>87037772
Yes
But it doesn't matter because showfags don't give a fuck if it's forced, joyless, or make sense due to realistic character progression or anything like that.

They like the end result and don't care about anything else. Same thing applies with every single action scene/death on the show too.

>>87039436
>there's no black people in game of thrones
I'm pretty sure there's more black people in game of thrones than there are in starwars.

Are niggers as blind as they are illiterate?

Also I didn't watch Star Wars : Females&Niggers, but how many dwarfs were there? Because if there wasn't as many as there are in GoT ( 1 main character - two if you count Jon Snow - and 5 extras ) it's discriminatory as well.

>>87039684
>trying to debate commie bullshit reasonably
you are still defacto accepting commie bullshit if you do this

>>87039436
>Grey worm
>Missandei
>Hotah
>Salladhor
>the slavers who take Tyrion
>literally 80% of the characters in Slaver's bay are black or brown


>b-but this doesn't count they're not all the main characters and also they aren't all the good guys while the white guys are evil!
>It's good that 90% of the main power players are now women but I can't believe that there's actually a WHITE MALE who's in charge of anything and he's not a transgender or disabled or anything, wtf is this the 1800's?

I hope this SJW crap ends some day. I don't care when they post retarded shit on tumblr but when it affects movies&shows, it sucks.

>>87039436
Boyega should have played Jon Snow.
The sex between him and Danerys would have been a lot more realistic

>>87039684
there are two characters played by dwarves in Star Wars 7: Wollivan (Warwick Davis) and R2-D2 (Jimmy Vee, uncredited)

>>87038707
touche

>>87037772
>>87038707
both romances are just fine

>>87037772
How could Dany betray us by falling in love with a White Cis Male? That's not something a stronk womyn would do. I'm outraged.

>>87037772
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is godess, wife of sun.

>>87038707
>>87039869
i genuinely believe anakin and padmes romance was less forced. they knew each other for longer and they made it clear that at least anakin was intrested in her.

>>87037772
Fuck, man.

The Jon Snow actor was dating the redhead wildling.

Now he's fucking getting the blonde queen.

Could have had her all along.

>>87039436
I'm not even mad. The guy's trying to get as many roles as he can in any way possible. A shame he looks like BIX NOOD personified.

>>87037772
you never watched bad television if you think this is genuinely bad

>>87039119
how so?

>>87039854
well, they're not exactly the same kind of main characters than Tyrion, and they're not really shown as dwarf.

If Bogooyoo says there's no blacks on game of thrones (when there are like a hundred) he can only mean that there are none among the main cast.

So is any dwarf in SW - who actually shows as a dwarf - play a more important role or get more airtime than Grey Worm or Missandei?

But I guess no one gives a fuck that dwarf don't get representation in movies (because who wants to see dwarf heroes right?) so you don't get virtue point by signaling this.

There's almost never any dwarf part in movies unless it's specifically a part about the drama around being a dwarf.

>>87037772
/tv/ talking about romance... fucking hell lol

>>87037806
>manlet
>fatass
>pretty

>>87039946
they literally have ZERO chemistry
they literally never flirt with one another or make a move (and keep in mind these are not exactly blushing maidens, Jon fucked Ygritte, Dany has taken Drogo's horsecock for months, then Daario).
Then in episode 6 or wtv she touches his hand and somehow feared for him and cares about him because... Reasons.
And then in episode 7 Jon Snu wants her, something he's never expressed/shown before, and he knows she wants his tiny pecker for... reasons. so he gets in her room and yes she did, what a story mark!

This was one of the worst relation development of all time. If we can call that development at all.

It was more like
>Ep 1-6
>they don't show ANYTHING implying they might care about each other, other than for their armies
>Ep7
>They fuck and live happily ever after

>>87040143
fuck off anon. Real romance feels natural and organic, I'd imagine. They just stuck their tongues out like cardboard.

>>87040192
You're incredibly, incredibly dumb. Stop posting forever.

>>87039082
>choking chicks and sodomy

>>87038707

That was pure cousin hook up that ended in pregnancy. Age difference and all.

>>87040192
Holy shit Jorah, find someone your own age. This is just pathetic

>>87040192
>tiny pecker
oh okay, so this is all just you being vulnerable, gotcha

>>87040238
it was very contrived and forced romance with overacting from danny

it landed flat and had no chemistry

youre just a pleb apologizing for a bad show thats been bad for a long time now, keep pretending 95% walking and talking made this finale good, it didn't. entire first 40 minutes could have been cut and still had same exact acts transpire

also the dialog in reunions was very bad and forced, "im glad you're alive" like 5 different ways, even the stilted walking and posturing by the hound was awful. he's a good actor with great lines, fucking nothing came of him, or anyone , just bad posturing and maneuvering thatll fucking go nowhere because dannys side has 9 tiers of plot armor

>>87039869
>>87038707
While the writing in the prequels is shit and this romance was forced, there was literally zero reason for Jon and The Whore to end up together other than "that's what people want."
However Natalie Portman is infinitely hotter to Emila Clark, so GG GoT, you managed to make a worse romance than the fucking Star Wars prequels

>>87037772
Nah it's pretty good. If you've ever been in a relationship you'll recognize the beauty of a late night booty call.

>>87040398
I just see it more as a workplace hook-up rather than a full blown romance. Dany wants the D and Jon falls hard for the pussy.

>>87037772
For sure it's the cringiest

>>87037920
not the mention she was dicked by super ultra alpha male Drogo, who probably had the biggest schlong compared to manlet Snow.

>>87039460
This guy isn't even memeing, google Jeremy Podeswa

>>87040032
By browbeating the industry about being racist n shieet. Fuck this dumb monkey when nu-wars crashes this guy is going to have a worse career than Carrie Fischer

She's being penilized for being in the wrong branch of the family tree.

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>>87037772
Yes

>>87040264
>the kind of shit thats on your tv

>>87037772
It's not like he was developed badly, it wasn't developed at all. And the "sex scene" was laughable.

>>87040792
I miss her so much

>>87040792
Best girl

>>87037772
Neo and Trinity

>>87040792
>Red head
>accent
>lewd as fuck
One day, I will have my Scottish waifu.

>>87040792
Hated this cunt, olly did nothing wrong. Avenged my boy pyp's death

>>87037806
>I hate ice, it's cold and rough

Be honest tv, should I read the books

>>87040792
I miss her freighter-like jawline so much. They could at least have her reanimated by the NK and used as an ice breaker to bring down the wall, instead of the gimmicky undead dragon.

>>87038707
I remember 7th grade girls in class when this film came out complaining about how forced and unnatural the romance was. THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS, thats how bad it was.

>>87039253
>having their tits squeezed
who the fuck gets off from that?

>>87037772
He looks like Frank N Furter