This was great

Part 1 is good but part 2 is bad. How come?

part one was, dare i say it, comfy

File: 1503957372229.jpg (486KB, 2880x1197px) Image search: [Google]

486KB, 2880x1197px

>those dull shots
Truly fitting for one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises throughout. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87028933
>Atlas Shrugged
>God Tier
LOL

Hallows 1 was boring as shit

>>87028690
Pure kino but this board prefers Wonder Woman.

File: 1501951004513.png (234KB, 750x300px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 750x300px

>>87028933
>"No!"

>>87029042
>boring
Literally pleb filter you fagface
>>87029002
>>87029752
Stop responding that guy literally is seething that hp is kino

>>87028801
because people tend to build up the idea that the final movie will be the best because its the conclusion, usually resulting in negative reception.

>>87028801
Part 1 is terrible pleb shit for tasteless letterboxd drones and tumblrinas

>>87029920
The film has 100% on rt from 51 top critics. Its very good you just have to see all of them beforehand
>>87029955
T. Letterboxd samefagging autist that can't detect kino