Name a single time when George was in the wrong You literally cant

Marisa Tomei?!

>>87026995
THIS

>>87026995
>trying to bang Marisa Tomei while engaged is wrong

What?

>>87026940
George is literally me

I suspect he legit has a small penis and shrinkage wasn't a factor. Dishonest guy. Sad!

it moved

>>87027066
wow so funny!

>>87027089
you gotta knock that off senpai

>>87027128
Are you a homosexual?

>>87027194
no, I just have morals.

>>87026940
He cheated on the contest.

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>>87027252
You're on the chan. We don't have morals here faggot

>>87027269
meme episode retcons don't count

>>87027301
I don't cheat on my spouse, sorry.

>>87027476
There isn't a single celebrity who if she grabbed your dick you won't brush her hand away because you're married?

When they were mailboxes not racoons

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>>87027476
>not spouse
>not married
>"engaged"

>>87027194
haha fuck christian values lol

>>87027578
Not a one.

>>87027654
this desu

>>87027476
>>87027697
>>87027698
Fucking Nancy boys go back to tumblr

>>87026940
The big salad. Such an autistic thing to get upset over and Elaine didn't even notice.

>>87027779
No way. George was totally in the right. He's the one who bought it.

>>87026940
Claiming his big head wouldn't stretch out that sweater

>>87027662
An engagement is still a commitment, fucktard. He should have just left Susan if he was so unhappy.

>>87027771
You'll understand when you fall in love.

>>87027779
woman detected. Try paying for something for once in your life.

>>87026940
He thought an onion was an apple... he did spot that dime though...

>>87026995
/thread

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>>87027861
>He should have just left Susan if he was so unhappy.
>he wasn't UNHAPPY
>you don't understand George
>he's an "AND" guy
>if he likes THIS & THAT, he doesn't choose one or the other.
>he combines

>>87028062
Learn how to greentext before you start posting here, friend.

>>87026940
the Moops

>>87027476

she's already cheating on you

>>87028197
Wrong. That's what the card said

>>87027861

he wasn't unhappy he just wanted some side pussy from a hot celeb. Jesus you're pathetic. You can love a girl and want to fuck other ones.

>>87027066
>marisa tomei wants your dick
>not immediately cutting all ties with your fiance and banging prime tomei pusy

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>>87026940
the eclair

>>87028154
>friend
Fuck off.
How's that, friend?

>>87028212
Nah, nice try.

>>87028267
Thinking about other women and going after them are two different things, idiot.

>>87028283
>anon thinks he was in the wrong

>>87028303
Now you're getting it!

>>87028348
it was in the trash

double dipping

>>87028283
it was on top of the trash! and she only took one bite!

>>87028370
On a doilie thats on top of magazines. Nowhere near any contaminants

>>87028385
This. No excuses for that one.

>>87028399
>contaminants cant be airborne
>glazed bread cant absorb it

>>87027194
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

>>87028422
>caring about airborne contaminants

You're breathing a ton of them right this second

The Marble Rye

>>87028328
>Thinking about other women and going after them are two different things, idiot.
The ENTIRE show is based on 4 characters acting on their own SELFISH interests. It's not a morality play, you Autist. Go watch Walker Texas Ranger...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebOKo96HfEM

>>87026940
>murdered his fiance because too neurotic to call off engagement

>>87028562
Then why make this thread, you dumb twat? The whole point of the thread is to discuss shit like this. I'm glad you're out of arguments.

>pretended to be disabled to have personal bathroom at work
>urinated in shared shower at the gym
>hesitated to share his atm code while a man's life hung in the balance
>refused to give bubble boy credit for moors and possibly killed him in the ensuing struggle
>at least two instances of sex in the workplace
>destroyed priceless memorabilia in order to get fired from the Yankees

I love the man, but there's definitely more.

I've come to respect Newman. Imagine delivering mail in fucking Manhattan? Fuck that shit.

>>87028670
>possibly killed him in the ensuing struggle
the little faggot shouldn't have tried to choke him out. that was 100% on him

>>87028283
he was in the wrong because he got caught

>passed on the show because of Ted Danson

>>87028677
Neither rain nor sleet nor snow--it's the first one!

>>87027861
>I love my wife and her son

>>87028860
Sorry, no kids.

>>87028798
I was never that big on creeds.