**BUUUUURRRRRPPP**

String cheese and an apple.

Is that what his wife thinks he's worth?

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A JPEG MORTY
I'M PIXEL RIIIIIIIIICK!

>>87026600
Not everybody eats pizza topped hamburgers for lunch like amerifats

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>my wife packs me a shitty lunch with lame love notes

I'd throw it away. How do you like them apples?

>>87026638
They're missing out.

>>87026638
any country without pizza topped hamburgers technically are third world countries so w/e

>>87026562
>drawing on apple with texta

thanks wife...

Damn my wife hates rick and North but I get a decent meal and all the sex she can handle. Guess it makes us even.

>>87026724
Hey m8, fuck off. We have those in Hueland.

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>>87026562

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>Wife her. Again.
holy fucking christ is this the most reddit reply or what

>>87026805
Willing to bet a woman made that post.

>>87026805
M8 did you miss the cuck reply at the bottom?

>>87026562
>eat apple
>get cancer from ingesting marker ink
thanks wife

>>87026805
What did he mean by this?
/ourguy/
shadilay and praise kek
check em

>>87026805
>not "my wife hates rick and morty... But I hate having sex her so I guess we're about even"

>>87026870
>watching cancer ends up giving you cancer
It's like pottery, it rhymes

>>87026877
>those ironic dubs
c-checked

hope this nigga got some wheat thins or something at his place of business

>>87026805
Reddit is a pseudo-intellectual community. Built on the foundation of groupthink. They love to brag about flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers because it makes them feel smart and in control of their miserable lives. My wife made X for me is just mob safeguard.

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>Virgin betas jealous of a loving couple doing a cute thing for eachother

So.... this is the power of 4chan

>tfw no wifey who likes you enough to meme your lunch

How did we get so cynical /tv/? Were we better as children when we were happy and ignorant? Why did we have to grow up while the rest of the world stay young and dumb?

>>87026638

>string cheese is a health food

then anon was the amerifat

>>87027065
because we are the ones that decided to open our eyes.

>>87027101

When you open your eyes to the darkness of hell. With all the horrors a d suffering that comes with it. Only then can you see the light of heaven clearer amd brighter than any other.

>87027051
Take this (you) and leave.

>>87027051
Hi DaCrota161

I bet that faggot did that himself.

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>>87027065
>Why did we have to grow up while the rest of the world stay young and dumb?
Good question anon.

>>87027435
Yeah no shit

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>>87027280
>he can't even reply correctly

NEWFAG GET OUT

>>87027051
t. DaCrota161

>>87027065
Thinking for myself and being introverted is what destroyed me.

87027639
thanks for the reply my dude!
edit: wow thanks for the gold as well, kind stranger! :')

>>87026562
>"lunch"
>its an apple and some string cheese

This is some trailer park tier shit

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>>87026562
>my wife hates Rick and Morty... but I hate having sex with her so I guess we're about even

>string cheese and an apple
>note written on a napkin
What the fuck is this his first day of kindergarten?

>>87026562
those comments are so perfectly reddit I almost don't believe they're real

>Trump will never make a national database of redditors and and set up concentration camps for their execution

Why live lads?

>>87026562
why does tv like this show so much? people post about it all the time. it seems kind of reddity to me

>>87029168
Those are shill posts made by marketers. Nobody here unironically likes this reddit garbage.