If you were an actor who would you be typecast as?

Mental Hospital Patient #3

>>87016487
What the fuck is that thing?

I am and usually a violent scumbag strung out weirdo but I'm a nice d00d irl

(I'm not famous enough to kno though your guesses will be in vain)

>>87016487
Probably the hero with a huge dick.

>>87016487
dunno
maybe as what anon stated >>87016548

but for sure it would be cringe as fuck,not good at all

Idris Elba

Friend/sidekick of the main guy
recently watched Tick, and I got the same height as the main guy(Tick's sidekick)
great show btw

Fat cunt.

Tall evil looking hitman/ assassin to the big bad.

No dialogue either.

Also the above but with the back history of being an IRA assassin since I'm Irish.

>>87016591
Giant weta
I type of large cricket native to New Zealand.

The special effects studio that worked on LotR is named after it

>>87016487
>The dad character.

I just started turning into a stereotypical looking dad as I aged.

>>87016660
(you)

>>87016487
eccentric villain, tall and good looking, but weird

>>87016487
The main character's slow brother who ends up getting killed early in the movie.

Probably the wormy advisor antagonist, the kind that runs at the first sign of danger and has a pathetic death scene.

>>87016487
the dude the good guys turn to for help

>>87016487
Privileged white boy driving to the ghetto to buy drugs in moms BMW

>>87016487
Apathetic character who takes nothing seriously. Dies really early into the movie or late/not at all depending on the genre.

>>87016487
the lazy useless guy who fucks everything up

this kind of guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ePBNGmxVK8

>>87016487
Fat funny loser friend of the protagonist

Bessie

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>>87016487
Handsome, virtuous, relatable hero who fucks all the hot girls and wins in the end.

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Pathetic failed normie

Failed autistic comedian or ugly manic pixie dreamgirl.

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>>87017836
Cowardly men always tug at my heartstrings.

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>>87016487
Uriah Heep.

>>87016487
unemployed fuck who happens to know the not-so-obscure bit of trivia needed in a tense moment

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To a T

>>87016487

rapist

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>>87022992
Nice baseball pun.

>>87016487
Evil mastermind. Handsome and very intelligent.

Some kind of creep

Likely i'd get cast as a rapist/henchmen to the rapist in lots of Lifetime movies

I'd be cast as a character who was intelligent, nihilistic and had a wicked sense of humor.

>>87017218
this but loveable

Now which combination would make for a good or at least entertaining movie?

>>87023379
We have plenty of weirdos and creeps, maybe they each get assigned a funny fat friend as their corrections officer and get into wacky hijinks?

>>87016487
Is it possible to be type cast as an extra? Because probably that. Uninteresting face, but not ugly.

Hired goon.

>>87016487

an old dude

>mfw i always played old dudes in school plays

>>87016660
Tell us then almost Satan

eccentric guy the hero's best friend knows and who they go to for advice

sort of the James Bond 'Q' type

The loner who's always drinking.

hmmm, probably the gamer character.
i could go on about how any situation could relate to one of my videogames and provide some kind of inside joke that only the geeks in the audience would "get"
i could say "well well well, this is just like my minecraft game, heh..." and adjust my glasses like i always do

and i love hotdogs so maybe show me always eating one

conspiracy weirdo

>>87016487
What a hideous creature

>>87024230
I like you, Hotdog Anon

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>>87016487
Teenage thug, probably a gopnik or something.

>>87016487
Either a generic mafia type because I have a heavy brooklyn, NY/Italian-american accent or the awkward nerd because I'm an awkward nerd.

Psycho that fails to kill his target during the prologue and gets jailed with Jamal where he gets buttfucked. Just a pathetic faggot that shows how badass the female protagonist is.

>>87025553

I'm sure that's what they'll say when they see you, but OP was asking about the role you'd be typecast as. Presumably, Swamp Thing?
>we'll save a fortune on makeup!

>>87025553
Don't feel bad, anon. I talk that way about my baby pictures too.

>>87016487
Probably the gay feminine dude or femboy anime egdester

>>87016487
A Hobbit.
>tfw manlet

>>87016487
Violent brute with a heart of gold

I'm a mongrel and not pretty enough to be typecast as "the hot exotic lady". I could bulk up and try to get typecast as "the tough brown girl" a la Michelle Rodriguez maybe. Otherwise it's extra-only work for me.