Is Dolly Parton sexy?

>>87015562
She could suck my cock, but I wouldn't enjoy it

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>>87015759
t.faggot


I would get all up in that

>>87015562
Yes, but I have a thing for filthy, slutty older women.

>>87016008
Seconded.

I'd let her and Elvira double team me to death.

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>>87015562
>Is Dolly Parton sexy?
she's a stunning little woman

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>>87015955

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>>87019108

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>>87016008

>>87015562
Is the sky blue?

>>87015562
I don't know.
Haven't seen a photo of her face yet.

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>>87017431

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she was hideous

Yes but she JUSTed herself. Look at pics from the 60s. She's been married to the same guy for like 60 years and he's only seen her perform once lol

>>87015562
if you like tattoos

>>87019253
Are you blind or just oblivious?

>>87019381
You're oblivious

she could be the ugliest cunt in the world and I'd still admire her
good kind heart and great voice

>>87015562
jesus christ fellas just take a look at those jugs

>>87015562
She was kind of cute in the 60's. I mostly just know her as the face of Dollywood. I went there all the time as a kid.

Ethereally nice and sweet, disarmingly so according to many

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>>87017483
>I'd let her and Elvira double team me to death.
death by snu-snu
I salute you, you brave bastard

>>87015562
Dolly Parton and Elvira, that's how I want to go out.

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>>87019629

>>87019938
Umph, and she still looks good even to this day

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MOMMY

Cover song of Jolene is a million times better than the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFNYWzF02B4

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>>87019333

>>87020309
that was fucking awful, at least post the White Stripes version

>>87015562
fuck yeah
would still have sex in missionary position for procreation purposes daily
maybe 3 times a day
use to watch her variety show on abc back in late 80's
even bought 'little whorehouse in texas' dvd at walmart for 5 bucks.
i would've payed full cover for it.

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>>87019507

>>87015562
For a long time it wasn't Christmas until the Dolly/Kenny rogers special came on.

>>87015562
>she will never show you them titties

damn, maybe she's the GOAT

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>>87019572

Realistically speaking, how does one find an older woman who's looking for a youngish (mid 20's) play thing?

I'm down for anything really, they could literally cattle brand my cock with their initials if they wanted, I just want to be used like a fuck toy on a regular basis by an older mistress, they don't even have to be dominating either if they're look in for a young'n to "liberate" their dusty neglected strange then I'm all game.

>>87020083
I'd fuck that mouth like it's a virgins pooseh

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>>87019588

>>87020380
Pleb

>>87020528
bars

>>87020528
See if there or any bars/clubs for older singles, or places that have certain nights for that kind of thing.

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>>87020148

>>87020528
hook up sites, tinder,

look hot at some bar

lift weights you lazy hobo, the problem is they have a lot of options if you find them on the internet, they'll have hundreds of other young guys to choose from

>>87019348
This, ever since I noticed she's always wearing long sleeves I've wanted to see them. Who gives a shit if you're 80 years old with crazy tattoos?

How are there no nudes of any of these babes?

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>>87020155

>>87020713
>>87020718
>>87020731

I used to pick them up at certain bars in my city but only struck gold a few times, after a while I saw a pattern forming, about 90% of them were married & out with their husband & friends in a group etc, only flirting for the free drinks then fucking off so I gave it up.

I did manage to fuck some guys wife once, hr pulled out a few grams of coke & we dp her, he came in her ass them watched me fuck her for a few hours, swings & everything.

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>>87020991
she's fucking hot
pure sex

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>>87015562
Everyone would agree she used to be sexy, but take a look at Dolly earlier this year and answer.

>>87021954
She could be wheelchair bound, riddled with arthritis, close to death and I'd still suck dat clit off her twat.

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>>87021954
>but take a look at Dolly earlier this year and answer

>>87022114
I want what you're smoking since they clearly needed the power of the sun to hide them wrinkles

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>>87019187

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>>87022111

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>>87022203
>to hide them wrinkles
wait till you get a little older anon

She's a straight up sexpot m8

Post moar.

>>87022240
imagine anon, if that woman had that body and youth today, with the internet to her disposal and all the weird shit in it
We don't live in that wonderful timeline

>>87022881
now if only miley had a pair like that

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>>87022505

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>>87023056
>if only miley had a pair like that
now that would be an interesting world to live in

>>87022203
The power of the sun also known as ambient light

>>87020528
A coworker of mine would go to kink meetups weekly. I don't know how you'd find such a thing besides word of mouth.

>>87023368
An ex of mine used to go to swingers parties all the time, she said that on a good night there would be upwards of 40 couples in a single house all fucking each other, straight, Gay, Bi, basically whatever you felt like doing was okay there.

When she told me she was fucked by 12 men at once while her then current bf was being fisted I was flabbergasted.

Hell yeah, I could go for a little DP!!

>>87024566

Flabbergasted? That's the word you use to convey your reaction to a claim like that?

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>>87024974

>>87019108
I love it when the corset really looks like its holding some fat back, its a weird turnon for me.

>>87023368
I am so desperate at this point I might accept a fist in my ass and suck a dick just to lose the goddamn V.

>>87020309
>>87020380
kek both of you are plebs

>>87015562
She's my mom's cousin, 4 times removed.

>>87019187
I bet her and Kenny Rogers had crazy sex back then.

>>87023056
if only miley didnt piss all over the place.

>>87019227
I didn't know she was in Mars Attacks

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>>87026181
>if only miley didnt piss all over the place
when ya gotta go, ya gotta go

>>87015562
Not to me. But, Jolene is a very good song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTuQ9cKGSdM

We keep bringing up Miley Cyrus and Joelene but don't post the fucking amazing cover Miley did??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VF2rZph_f0

>>87020309
>>87020380
Absolute plebs

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need to buy playboy with dolly (pretty sure she's not nude/just lingerie)

>>87027278
>buying soft core porn
cuck

>>87017483
this guy knows how to die.

>>87024566
You should probably get tested bud