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>>87014776

I can't tell if this is how /v/ tier flame wars start on this board. IV is my favorite as well, an amazing movie

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>those scenes with Mccoy at the hospital

can't remember anything from this movie, but I do remember it being the most fun I ever had watching Star Trek

>>87014776
That poster along makes this the best Trek film.

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Sorry OP but Khan, Country and '09 are all superior

>>87016238
Reminder that the old lady who McCoy gave the kidney pill was covertly kidnapped by the pharmaceutical industry and dissected to reverse-engineer their own version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DXdvnkaQH4

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>>87014776
There are a lot of great lines in that movie.
>double dumbass on you
>he did too much LDS
>hello computer
>vere are de nuclear wessels?

>>87014776
I think Khan is still the best Star trek movie and The motion picture have a great sense of wonder, but I agree, STIV is not only a great star trek movie, but also is a great movie.

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>>87015518
Khan > Country > '09 > Voyage > Beyond > Search > Into Darkness > First Contact > Motion Picture > Final Frontier > Nemesis > Generations > fucking Insurrection

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>Friendly fellow

>>87014776
Sorry dude, it will always be the undiscovered country for me.

>>87016995
>JJTrek over I, III or IV

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Don't kill the fucking whales.

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>>87014776
I liked Star Trek 3 and 6 better than 4.

>>87017815
Search for Spock is underrated imo.

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>>87016995
Beyond in the top 5?

>PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED

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>>87017853
>Enterprise pulls into space dock covered in damage from battle with Khan
>everyone stops what they're doing to watch

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>It's a "federation courts are retarded" episode

Worf did absolutely nothing wrong. Sisko bitching him out over a combat situation that was entirely unforseeable was hilariously stupid.

Also the fact that Starfleet is willing to hand it's officers over to an enemy that attacked humanitarian convoys, let alone their own ships, was ridiculous. That attack should have been an act of war.

>>87016995
>Into Shit not at the fucking bottom
WEW LAD

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>>87017745
Man, the days when audiences would accept literal paint on screen in a live action movie and be like 'sure why not'

>>87018133
Yeah that whole episode really triggered me:
1. Why do civilian transports have cloaks in the first place?
2. Why does anyone think a civilian decloaking in the middle of a battlefield, and being destroyed is somehow Worf's fault?
3. Why doesn't the Federation prosecute the Klingons for war crimes (invading claimed space, attacking civilians, almost starting a war by firing on neutral ships)?
4. Why doesn't O'Brien stick up for his commander, he was a soldier, he should know.
5. Why doesn't Worf get a real lawyer?

>>87018653
I miss those days.

>>87018653
and they still had more depth and realism than actors on a green screen

>>87014776
It's a great movie. Can't argue that.

>>87017853
Everything is great until kirk beams down to the planet and punches doc brown.
But I love seeing a little bit of civilian earth in the first half. And sulu's swag as fuck leather jacket-cloak.

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>>87018787
Sulu doesn't get enough love.

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>>87017853
It's a fun flick. It caught a decade of shit simply for sitting in Khan's shadow and having some really goofy-ass shit in it, but when viewed in isolation, it's a pretty entertaining movie. Also it has my absolute favourite Kirk moment ever, led into with that subtle little 'fuck this Star Trek shit' shake of the head- "I... HAVE HAD ENOUGH... OF YOU!"

>>87018679
The worst part for me is when Sisko started his "Sisko lecture" that he always does. I can understand federation command thinking there might be grounds for a trial, but someone who has been out in the ass end of space as long as Sisko has?

O'Brien was written out of character just so it would look like Worf was going to lose.

>>87014776
Double dumb ass on you.

>>87014776
> Kirk sells heirloom.
> Quips he'll own it again.

Love moments like that.

>>87018653
God damn the beauty of this

>>87018653
Now they have to make everything move just to make it look "real".

>>87019247
Yeah that was annoying, maybe he was just pissed off, that his ass would've also been on the line

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Dude, WTF was up with the episode "Miri"?
They turn Kirk into a GD pedophile.

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>>87018986

>>87019911
it was a different time

>>87019911
isn't she really hundreds of years old?

>>87019911
It was a different time.

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>>87019638
In fairness, that's a pretty elaborate shot with a whole bunch of moving parts including real water and the bridge, but yeah, it's still a giant painting when all's said and done. And it set the mood spectacularly.

>>87018653
Yeah, people having no standards. Truly a magnificent time.

We can all agree that the films directed by Shatner are the worst (except the motion picture), right?

>>87016995
> thinks First contact is a good movie
Want to know how I know you're from Reddit?

>>87020178
I'm very impressed. One day you'll understand how precedent works

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>>87016995

>>87020226
Explain why it's bad, you can't.

>>87020280
>hurr durr it was the only way at the time they should just accept it and be happy with it

>>87020334
> ignoring Picards and the enterprise expertise against the Borg for stupid plot reasons
> trying to turn Picard into an action hero
> plot makes zero sense, especially the Borg stopping when the reach deck 6
> bridge crew have nothing to do and are nothing more than filler
> you think in such 3 dimensional terms

Generations was shit but it was still closer to TNG than this fan service garbage

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>>87020226
what's reddit
first contact is alright, not sure I'd call it 'good'

>>87020381
medical retardation

>>87020772
>not a single argument
>retard with lowered standards insulting others
L M A O

>>87020593
>> ignoring Picards and the enterprise expertise against the Borg for stupid plot reasons
didn't happen
>> trying to turn Picard into an action hero
what's wrong with that? he showed in the series too that he has no problems with action
>> plot makes zero sense, especially the Borg stopping when the reach deck 6
try watching the movie with your phone turned off
>> bridge crew have nothing to do and are nothing more than filler
just like most Trek movies or even episodes
>> you think in such 3 dimensional terms
woah, a bad line! never happened before

>>87021075
>Enterprise left out of the battle because they are an unstable element
It's a bullshit shoehorned plot device for no other reason than to allow them to come in and save the day, it was completely unbelievable.
No Sisko was stupid too since he was directly involved in designing weapons to fight off the Borg.
Picard could fight but rarely did and he was never an action hero
>try watching the movie with your phone turned off
Can't rebuke a solid point, the movies plot was condescending and stupid, nothing the Borg did made any sense from the time the choose to go back to, to the tactics in the enterprise to the ENTIRE plot between data and the Queen.

The movie is littered with shitty dialogue and example of poor writing.

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>30 minutes into "Miri"
>this little ape looking kid shows up

>>87002304
glasses: 3/5
beard: 7/10
television: 2/6

>>87014776
you must be joking.

So I don't know practically anything about Star Trek, and I was wondering if someone here wouldn't mind answering a couple questions.
So, I've heard of these Romulans, and apparently they're like Roman Vulcans, yes? I saw Nemesis so I know they are an Empire in the Earth sense that they have subject/slave peoples like the mine people, Remeans? My questions is I know they have territory and so does Star Fleet or Star Command or whatever the humans are, and there is a neutral zone between them. How strong militarily are the Romulans compared to Star Fleet, how large is their Empire compared to Human territory? Are the Klingon's an empire and are they strong? Lastly, Star Fleet I hear has members who are protectorates of it's fleet. Is it like a UN and these planets contribute militarily/economically to Star Fleet? is there some over-arching political body who regulates this all?

>its a geordi falls in love episode

pass tbqh

>>87021913
They're strong enough to be a threat but likely not stronger than the Federation except for having cloaking devices on their ships.
The Klingon empire is adjacent to the Federation and the Romulan Star Empire and they are usually depicted as rather strong but not necessarily stronger than the Feds or Romulans.
United Federation of Planets

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>>87021984
>computer, generate the image of leah brahms.
>computer, increase the size of the mammaries by a factor of 2
>and increase size of the posterior by the same amount
>computer, disengage safety protocols

>>87022016
I could have sworn that in one of the movies they said Klingon's have cloaking technology don't they? Aren't there Klingon's in the Federation like that Worf guy? If the Federation is so powerful then how come they don't have that cloaking technology, like why couldn't they get it from some Klingon's or Vulcans or something?

>>87016903
My friend actually programmed his Alexa to only answer to "Hello, Computer" in a Scottish accent.

>>87022175
>I could have sworn that in one of the movies they said Klingon's have cloaking technology don't they? Aren't there Klingon's in the Federation like that Worf guy? If the Federation is so powerful then how come they don't have that cloaking technology, like why couldn't they get it from some Klingon's or Vulcans or something?
The Treaty of Algeron states that the Federation could keep part of their inhabited worlds along the neutral zone in exchange for no cloaking technology (or something similar to that effect).
I know it's stupid but cloaking is seen as "deceptive" and we wouldn't want to be that would we?

>>87022279
Who is stupid enough to accept a treaty limiting their capabilities like that when the other power has it? That would be akin to signing a deal to not make nuclear weapons when everyone else knowingly has nuclear weapons. They just let Klingons and Romulans use that, I can't believe this.

>>87022175
>>87022279
There's more that. Any use of cloaking technology was considered an act of war by the federation by the romulan star empire. The romulans gave that tech to klingons or they stole it.

Riker almost started a war wit the Pegasus fiasco.

Sisko wasn't allowed to use the cloak initially outside of the gamma quadrant.

My Dad took me to see this in the theater when I was about 9. I remember everything because it was a great movie, but let me tell you, the alien probe or whatever it was was LOUD and scary as fuck.

>>87022150
>by a factor of 2
Settle down Geordi

>>87014776
>>87015518

Mah niggas. IV is the GOAT.

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>Star Trek TOS, episode 7, season 1 entitled "What are little girls made of?"
>very next episode is about Kirk enticing a young girl named "Miri" in very suspect activity for a starship captain

Gene was a sick puppy

>>87022150
now i actually might watch that ep

>>87014776
Probably. It's really just sorting this plus 2 and 6.

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Why was O'Brien so racist?

>>87017546
Glad Im not the only one who picked up on that being used so much, Voyager had such shit writers

>>87023729
because he is based as fuck

>>87023729
>Why was O'Brien so racist?
It's the natural state of existence for most people to be racist.

>>87023729
like most of them he was a loser with no career mad at things

I'm watching TOS for the first and the first episode (The Man Trap) is boring me to tears. Does it get better?

>>87023729
he wasnt wrong

>>87024491
Star Trek isn't for you. Try Star Wars instead.

>>87024491
Tos is very dated, the episodes are hit or miss on the first season and season 2 becomes more hit than miss.
Season 3 gets more campy and ridiculous.
It's just aged like sour cream but the stories are still very compelling when done right

>>87024491
(You)

>>87024491
Maybe you should see Star Trek '09, Into Darkness and 3 instead.

>>87014776

Respectfully I disagree. The Motion picture was closer in spirit, impeccably written and had the highest standards in terms of production values.

It was a satisfying bookend, but far from the best.

>>87022418
The Federation was always portrayed as fairly pacifistic. Their primary line of defense, Starfleet, is only a part-time military, with exploration being their primary purpose.

Of course it's the same Federation that installed one of its own operatives as the head of the Romulan spy agency, so they're not total pushovers.

>>87024539
>>87024587
Oh come on. It's not a very compelling episode.
>She's draining their salt, Jim!

>>87024579
What would you consider to be the first good episode of TOS? I'm not going to skip anything, but I'm just curious.

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Why did only the Enterprise gain sentience and not literally any other Starfleet ship?

>>87024639
>What would you consider to be the first good episode of TOS? I'm not going to skip anything, but I'm just curious.

balance of terror

What is the comfiest episode of TNG and why is it Cause & Effect?

>>87016995
This is some top tier taste lad. Would put Voyage Home up a tier though, maybe even on par with Khan.

>>87024639
I agree with you, the first episode is kinda terrible. The acting is also not great yet and most scenes are drawn out too much. It gets better after that

>>87024768
How is an episode where everyone keeps dying "comfy"?
Comfiest TNG episode is the first Moriarty episode

>>87024836
>Solving mysteries
>Nobody dies in the end

>>87014776

>viewing San Francisco from the East
>Golden Gate Bridge
>Golden Gate terminating in SoMa

Who designed this poster?

>>87024877

Someone that doesn't like being anywhere near gay people, and so uses reference photos?

>>87024877
They transported the Golden Gate bridge somewhere else in the 23rd century

>>87025126

if this guy had used a reference photo this would've been the Bay Bridge, so we can safely dismiss that theory.

>>87025187

I like this theory.

>>87025195

Using reference photos, or not wanting to be near gay people?

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I'm early into TNG so bare with me here, but why is Dr. Crusher one of the least popular characters?

>>87025399
>87025399
your obsession with gay people is very telling

>Star Trek Discovery staff says you can't say "God" because it's against Roddenberry's vision
>first episode TOS McCoy says "Lord, forgive me"

Blunder incoming

>>87017878
That's the poster for The Motion Picture. Beyond's poster is an homage to it.

>>87025458
>can't say God
>Allah is allowed unless spoken by a native European

>>87025458
He was referring to Lord Palmerston, the famous British prime minister.

>>87025446

I don't have an obsession with gay people - I'm just stating that with it being the 80's, the AIDs epidemic was at its height and education wasn't its best.Maybe the illustrator didn't want to be near gay people out of fear.

>>87025420
Whiny, bossy and very self rigteous. The episodes revolving around her are as bad as any of the Troi ones.

>>87025599
At least Crusher was competent and skills beyond "I sense that the person trying to kill us is angry"

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>>87025599
But she's the ship's chief medical officer. You'd expect her to be very concerned about everyone's well being and have a more stern demeanor.

>>87025420
She isn't a woman and she isn't fapbait

>>87025458
you forgot there's an entire Star Trek movie who's entire plot is about an alien searching for God

>>87025577
any Palmerston North man in?

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>>87025798
You must be the homo that was heckling me early this morning. What's up, homo?

>>87016995
>> Motion Picture
mate, TMP is the best one actually

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>>87025902
Oh yeah, well my waifu not a shit

>>87025902
only because you are a desperate pervert doesn't mean she was intended as fapbait like Troi, Kira, Ezri, Dax, every female guest star on TOS, 7o9, Kes etc.

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How come Dominion weapons cause someone to bleed out over like 2 days

Why dont they just incinerate people on the spot like every other energy weapon set to kill?

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I'm back.

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>Dukats first name is "Skrain"

Holy shit its the fucking Sheev of Star Trek

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>>87026041
When did I say she was intended as fapbait?
>>87025976
Husbando*

>>87016995

>JJ over Search and First Contact

check yourself

>>87026078
demoralize the enemy by allowing him to suffer so the other troops can watch their potential future suffering

>>87025474
no its not, you've got JJ trek in 2nd to top tier, feel bad and delet

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>>87016995
Reminder that STV is kino.

1

>>87026167
>In the novels..

Literally never canon ever at all go away

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>>87026860
2

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>>87026979
3

>>87026860
>Journey to center of the universe to find God
>God isn't God, just some big dick head
>Eh, let's go home

I know that a bunch of other stuff happened, but none of it was worth remembering.

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>>87027031
4
>>87027118
Yeah the plot leaves a lot to be desired, but the movie has some cool cinematography in it. Also, it featured a 3 boobed chick before Total Recall, which surprised me.

>>87027118
Spock has a brother
McCoy murdered his own father
Kirk is the only smart/skeptic one

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>>87027193
5

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>>87027243
The movie may be mostly shit, but that scene with McCoy and his father was great and is unironically a good reason to watch it.
>>87027307
6

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>>87027364
7

>>87027193
I do remember some good cinematography, probably the best thing about the movie. Kirk, Spock, and McCoy had some good scenes, but nothing that was really outstandingly better than all their other ones from elsewhere. Wasn't my bag.

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>>87027440
8
>>87027477
Yeah the cinematography was the best thing about it along with the McCoy and his father scene. but desu for me it's enough to enjoy the movie. I understand it has some dumb scenes and even the effects were a little cheap, especially with the stop motion cannon on the bird of prey.

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>>87027734
9

>>87025599
>>87025798

You are both wrong

>>87025420

They originally wanted her character to seem romantically into Picard (which is what I got) but many people back then saw them as having more of a brother sister relationship which is why they took her off the second season

>>87027734
Not sure if it makes sense but that movie made me feel like the ST universe was actually a big place

>>87024491
>>87024639
That's not the REAL first episode. Watch it in production order instead of airdate order. The quality starts off better that way.

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it's a Garak tortures Odo episode

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>>87027820

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>>87027887

>>87014776
Best Normie Trek prior to the reboots.

>>87027813
You are wrong.

"They" didn't take her off for the second season. She quit because "they" (never confirmed but insinuated to be executive producer Maurice Hurley) were sexually harassing her.

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>>87027929
lol, Rom doesn't have to do anything and he looks funny
hilarious looking face

What is the comfiest episode of TNG and why is it Cause & Effect?

>>87017805
>Blocks your whaling

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What is the comfiest version of TNG and why is it LOOLOOLOOLOOLOO

Waifu-spammers are the worst. Crusher-spammer and Ezri-spammer need to be locked in a room with no internet connection until they repent their sinful spamful ways.

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>>87027774
10
>>87027813
Gates McFadden has stated that she was fired from the show for complaining about racism/sexism in some of the scripts (Code of Honor and Angel One were likely among her complaints as other cast members have expressed their displeasure with those episodes as well). According to her, she pissed off one of the writers so he said "either she goes or I go" so she was fired, but apparently there was a significant amount of complaint letters sent in from fans who wanted her back on the show and the cast members themselves wanted her back on, so after the second season they fired that particular writer and rehired her.

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>>87028116
>Waifu-spammers are the worst. Crusher-spammer and Ezri-spammer need to be locked in a room with no internet connection until they repent their sinful spamful ways.

>>87028033
Shades of Grey is the comfiest episode

>no surprises because we are watching old stuff and reliving them
>Riker is never at risk because this is Star Trek so no tension
>can sleep and don't lose anything

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>>87028116
Sorry, pal, but we've got way worse shit going on on this board right now.

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>>87028179

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>>87028116
>Waifu-spammers are the worst

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>>87028136
11

>>87028215
That's not a Vulcan hand salute but some east Compton death threat

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>its a milky episode

>>87028336
phenomenal mams but that face left a little something to be desired (esp. for an augment)

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>>87028336
>gib genetically enhanced waifu

>>87028215
I've met Nichelle Nichols in person. She's such a proper lady; she had her little pens and she handled them with her acrylic nails so neatly.

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>>87024768
>not the Royale

>>87028179
I actually riked this episode, it was pretty comfy

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Star Trek: The Motion Picture will always be my favorite. I loved the plot and it was kind of trippy. The sound was amazing, as well.

>>87028571
I didn't mind it either, but I also like Sub Rosa so I am a pariah around here

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>>87028261
12
>>87028287
Pretty sure she just can't properly do the salute anymore, if she ever could.
>>87028567
She's an old fashioned lady. She was probably raised to be classy and respectable.

>>87028680
TMP is the true pleb filter.

>>87028682
I haven't seen it yet but I'm on season 7.

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Having a crush on a fictional character is suffering

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>>87028682
>I like Sub Rosa

I wonder why
>>87028680
TMP has some great models. The problem is that they REALLY wanted to show the off so there are a bunch of scenes where the camera just lingers on them. The first Enterprise scene is like 6 minutes long, and it's literally just Kirk and Scotty riding the shuttle to board it.

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>>87028732
13

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This. Fucking. Episode.

Oh now that he feels guilty for murdering those people it would be unethical to punish him for it! We are the federation, it is our responsibility to force our sense of justice on other cultures. Death sentences are wrong no matter how many people a criminal tortures and murders because reasons!

Benkarans occupy 10% of Nygean space, but make up 80% of prisoners, clearly it's space racism because I know ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING ABOUT EITHER SPECIES.

Did it piss anyone else off?

>>87028976
>The first Enterprise scene is like 6 minutes long, and it's literally just Kirk and Scotty riding the shuttle to board it.
That was a bit, much, but I don't mind most of the longer shots in the movie. It had that classic 70s pacing, building the mystery and suspense. They were looking for something that "destroyed" worlds. Some of the later long shots helped to build that feeling of exploration and discovery, in my opinion.

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>>87029032
14
>>87029119
You're right, and I enjoyed the movie too. I'm just saying it doesn't have a wide appeal and most people were, and still would be, bored by it, and it goes beyond the standard "there aren't enough explosions" explanation. It's just a movie with a more narrow appeal.

>>87028682
You're probably a pariah because you accused everyone who didn't like Sub Rosa of not being a true Star Trek fan.

>>87029252
>You're right, and I enjoyed the movie too. I'm just saying it doesn't have a wide appeal and most people were, and still would be, bored by it, and it goes beyond the standard "there aren't enough explosions" explanation. It's just a movie with a more narrow appeal.
I get you, and understand why people might not enjoy it. We're on the same page.

>>87026841
that and other personal will leave a corpse behind, but they'll waste time and effort on a wounded one

>>87029113
all of voyager pisses me off. except 7 of 9 of course.

>>87024836
It's comfy.

>>87028571
Yeah, Royale is under rated and comfy.

>>87029113
That guy with the brain problem was a space whitey though. The other guy was the space nigger and he was guilty as charged and basically exploiting Neelix's space liberal naivete to manipulate him.

>>87029270
ah yes, another one of those made up boogeymen

>>87029320
She supported him more than anyone!

I love Seven but she pissed me off this episode.

Is Shatner /ourguy/?

>>87029511
yes

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>>87029252
15

>>87029511
He's more /ourguy/ than any of us.

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>>87029736
16

>>87023729
Years later the hero of Setlik III was asked; What is it like to kill another person? "I wouldn't know, I've only killed spoonheads."

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>>87029770
17

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>>87029825
18

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>It's a shirtless Riker episode

>>87030069
Is that the black dude with the forehead symbol from Stargate in the background?

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>>87029812
>"I wouldn't know, I've only killed spoonheads."

JAAYYZUS, dees spoonheads are soomtin else.
Ever seen a spoon head on a cold night? you can 'ear 'is neck bones rattle dah way day shiver

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>>87030104

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>>87030104
Looks like Martinez

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>>87029511
Was there any doubt? Shatner is /ourguy/. Shatner is /theguy/.

>>87028920
I'm not always into Riker but sometimes he sure is fine.

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>>87030584

>it's a "Riker gets accused of rape and murder" episode

>>87030708
>RIKER: Eternity never looked so lovely.
>VASH: Excuse me?
>RIKER: I was referring to the view. Eternity never looked so lovely.
>VASH: You must be Commander Riker.
>RIKER: I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage.
>VASH: I didn't mean to interrupt. I believe you were about to tell me that my eyes are as mysterious as the stars.
>RIKER: You're Betazoid.
>VASH: Not at all. It's just that Jean-Luc does a very good imitation of you.
>RIKER: He does?
Kek'd heartily

>>87030708
fuh-huck, Vash and Crusher walking into a bar is a good way to start the night

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>>87030749
It's all a Matter of Perspective

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>>87016995
Eh i'd bump First Contact up a couple.

>>87030708
I don't know why, but I really love seeing the double take.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMrBldVk0s

>>87030584
>tfw not resting my head on his furry chest

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>>87031216
>ywn make out with him and feel his beard on your face

>>87031430
>kissing
that's gay bro

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>>87030896
>Did the chef warn his customers that something was fishy with his flounder? Or was it just a flash in the pan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAa4iQnoa2A

Who are the top 3 most successful actors post-Trek?

>>87031862
I love Frakesposting

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>>87014776
>it's a Doctor episode

>>87032019
1 Patrick Stewart
2 William Shatner
Don't know a third

>>87031862
this is great

>>87032019
1. William Shatner
2. Patrick Stewart
3. Scott Bakula

>>87029511
he browses this board so yes for sure he is

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Why didn't more episodes feature O'Brien threatening people?

Something about watching Best of Both Worlds without the "TO BE CONTINUED..." at the end is a bit disappointing.

Love the blu-rays though, just wanted to hear that DUNT DUNT DUNT after "Mr. Worf.. FIRE"

>>87032019
Bottom 3 would be harder

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>>87032488
Such a great episode

>>87032547
1. Jennifer Lien
2. Marina Sirtis
3. Wil Wheaton

>>87032488
why did they never use the super cannon again

>>87032636
Wil Wheaton still has a career no matter how much it upsets you.

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>>87032636

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>>87032699
What does he do exactly?
Make cameos on BBT?
Oh, wait, is this Wil?

>>87032704
>4819
I doubt it, you dishonest little scoundrel.

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>>87032358
>Shatner is successful
>Stewart is successful
>Bakula is successful
>Even Mulgrew landed a big role post-Trek
Is Brooks the only captain to drop off the face of the Earth?

>>87032874
this is what happens when you are black

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>>87032755
>I doubt it, you dishonest little scoundrel.
Love it when you get snooty

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>>87031862

Riker is kinda looking like an aged Orson Welles there...

>>87032922
I don't know, he kind of seems hard to work with and a bit resentful of his run on Star Trek.

How did Janeway make Admiral before Picard did???

The gay guy has really gone overboard ruining trekthreads lately. Pol guy is on notice too

>>87033061
She's actually a Vice Admiral in Nemesis. So she wasn't promoted once, she wasn't promoted twice, she was promoted three times. 3 promotions more than Picard. Think about it.

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>>87033055
Orson welles is looking like a skinnier chum lee there

>>87031862
>>87033055
Wow, he really does. By the way, is Orson Welles one of the most overrated directors ever? I think so.

>>87033134
Part of the Voyager Conspiracy. Her and Tuvok worked with Starfleet intelligence to get their new bioneural gel-pak enhanced ship into the delta quadrant so it could preemptively map and start making relationships with them.

>>87033061

Picard could always quit and take a cushy desk job whenever. He got hooked on the redpills the Enterprise was feeding him on a daily bases.

Janeway was stuck on that hobbled cruise ship in the middle of nowhere for seven years. She bailed the command when she got the first opportunity.

>>87033174
Don't speak to me again until after you have watched F for Fake.

>>87025420
There's really no such thing as a "good" Dr. Crusher episode. Troi was a completely useless and stupid character, but she was nice to look at, and arguably had some interesting plotlines. Beverly had none of that. She was just kind of there and occasionally butted in with some self-righteousness.

I think people also indirectly blame her for Wesley. They just kind of deflect some of their dislike for him onto her.

>>87033174

Go watch the opening scene of Touch of Evil and resist the urge to watch more.

>>87033364

No McCoy but better than Polanski...

>>87033255
>>87033379
Hey, I'm not saying he isn't great but he's reached meme status as far as directors go.

>>87016903
>vere are de nuclear wessels
there's a woman in that scene who gives weird directions
she was a passerby who was told to give concise directions but every time the camera rolled she went off on a tangent and the director lost his mind
eventually koenig took the director aside and said "I guarantee she's an extra jockeying for a SAG card which requires her to have a certain number of lines onscreen first, let her do this"

her lines were kept and she got her SAG card

>>87032874
He apparently smoked weed before showing up to work

>>87033537
I'm pretty sure Ira Behr did too.

>>87033125
>The gay guy

>>87033428

You could say the same about Picasso or anyone that pushed the limits of their craft; they get duly recognized for their talent to the point of ad nauseam. People are great at identifying the really good and the really bad and are gloss over the mediocre. Meme the extreme.

>>87033537
it would only be a problem if he couldnt handle his shit

>>87033415
>>87033415
>Polanski...
Roman?

>>87033061
Nepotism. Her father was a vice admiral.

>>87033472
I doubt your story due to the weird way in which you refer to Leonard.

>>87033634
Like Tarantino?

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>>87033738
>le tarantino is bad meme
Shut up, loser

>>87033617
You haven't analysed the post times. I have.

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>>87033726
Wait seriously?

Shit that explains a lot about how Janeway got anywhere really.

>>87033667

Dr. Katherine Pulaski in Season 2. Replaced Crusher for a season then she got the boot, too much of a shrew. Also, I messed up spelling her name.

>>87033738
Tarantino is def one of those types. Even if you get past the circle jerking, his work still holds up. Half the fun is sifting through the bullshit and seeing if it still cuts the mustard.

>>87014776
thats not star trek 6 tho

>>87033838
>>87033921
Ah, so you two are all for meme directors. Okay.

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>>87034065

I'm a simple man. I see a big throbbing dick on the silver screen, I suck it.

>>87033958
Star Trek VI was the GOAT. "Second star to the right... and straight on 'til morning."

Why did they ever bother making more?

DS9 went from 8.4 to 7.9 om imdb.com

>>87033901
what was her name again?

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DS9 sucked a cock. Best captain incoming.

>>87014776
>IV being the best Star Trek film.
Agreed.

1. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (Nimoy, 1986)
2. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (Meyer, 1982)
3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (Meyer, 1991)
4. Star Trek (Abrams, 2009)
5. Star Trek: First Contact (Frakes, 1996)
6. Star Trek Beyond (Lin, 2016)
7. Star Trek: The Motion Picture (Wise, 1979)
8. Star Trek: Nemesis (Baird, 2002)
9. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (Nimoy, 1984)
10. Star Trek Into Darkness (Abrams, 2013)
11. Star Trek Generations (Carson, 1994)
12. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (Shatner, 1989)
13. Star Trek: Insurrection (Frakes, 1998)

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>>87034172
>>87034279

Give zem ze air Cohaagen!

>>87034303
4. Star Trek (Abrams, 2009)

Why do people rank it so high, and above First Contact?

>>87033061
Janeway took down an entire Borg tactical cube all by herself.

Meanwhile, Picuck couldn't even escape getting assimilated off his own ship.

>>87034375
First Contact was terrible. All the TNG movies except for Generations were horrible. Even Final Frontier had a GOAT McCoy scene that blew away anything the nu-crew could do.

II > VI > III > I > IV > V > VII > IX > X > VIII

JJ-TREK was I-II-III

>>87034521
I released him!

>>87023729

Cardassians are a species, not a race.

>>87034225
All me

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>>87035015

>>87034375
>Why do people rank it so high
Because it was a wonderful love-letter to the franchise. The pacing and visuals were modernised, and there wasn't anything particularly metaphorical or deep about it, but other than that it was as good as anyone could possibly hope for. The casting was excellent, the music was awesome, the themes of friendship were very well-executed, and (besides Nero twiddling his thumbs for decades because of the deleted scenes) was a really solid story.

>and above First Contact?
I loathe the inclusion of a Borg "Queen". The idea of a collected mind without a leader was fucking awesome to me. No voices, just one consciousness. The writers of First Contact have flat-out stated that the only reason the Borg Queen was created was because they found it too hard to write the Borg for a full movie. They didn't bother trying to bring a better writer on-board, they didn't decide to just go with another villain who they were able to write, they just stuck a Queen in there and ruined one of the best alien species in TNG. It's lazy and it pisses me off.
That being said, the film itself was very well-directed and my only real criticism is that the writing could've been better. That's why I still have it in the top 5.

>>87035148
Q episodes are so fucking comfy

>>87028336
>those strategically places holes

>>87034521
>First Contact was terrible
is this the exciting new meme

>>87036008
>is this the exciting new meme
on /tv/, yes

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prefer Lumba to Crusher, that is all

I personally prefer season 7 Tom Paris to most any other character except the EMH.
He's got this lackadaisical attitude to just about everything that occurs. A sort of "enh whatever" until a ship fires on them and then it's back to "friendly fella" routine

>>87036285
Based Brunt ousting tranny freaks

Tell me about Riker... Why is he fat?

>>87036955
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>87036955
>riker, his weight exaggerated

Riker and cake at ten-forward
When the belt came undone

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>>87037114
>his weight exaggerated

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>>87037210

CHOOSE YOUR COMMAND
>Slow to impulse, Mr. O'Brien
>One half impulse, Mr. Crusher
>Full impulse, Mr. La Forge

>>87016995
>Nemesis on the same level as Final Frontier
sure it wasn't the most interesting movie, but at least it wasn't a complete shitshow
Final Frontier belongs on a new tier below the bottom one
also 2009 wasn't Trek, it was a reskin of generic action movie #538
has no place on this list
otherwise this seems about right

Imagine a world with everyone as nice as Scott Bakula for just a moment...

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>>87036955
>>87037114
>>87037210
Why does dumb shit like this always make me laugh?

>also 2009 wasn't Trek, it was a reskin of generic action movie #538
Pretty much this and I'm still in awe at how he had the gull to not point out the way the movie was filmed was over the top industry tricks left and right, the aesthetic was absolutely garbage and incredibly bright to the point of wanting to look away from the bridge scenes.. just really hate the way the whole thing looks. the story is fine but if I'm whincing at nearly every turn, it's not a good movie, good script or no

>>87023916
tell me about it
>hey we found this shit that'll make a lot of other shit better
>whoops we fucked up transporting it or something
>hey wow what do you know it's actually an intelligent lifeform
>well shucks we're real sorry about that, no hard feelings r-right
>rinse and repeat

>>87037282
>Riker played the role of the chef frequently in this episode
He just couldn't stay away from the food, could he

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>>87037470
Because bullying Riker is so much fun. We do it because we love him.

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>>87037547
>when the gagh isn't fucking raw

>>87037470
>riker, his beard grows
>riker, his uniform ill fitten
>riker, when the shuttlecraft tilted

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>>87037547
>Deanna, look at this galley!
>all fresh foods, no replicators just neatly prepared in a kitchen just like back when I was a kid!
>Troi: Will, you fell off the diet again, COMPUTER END-
>Riker: belay that order, computer, this pecan pie is mine now

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>>87037628

>>87037626
>welcome to kitchen nightmares starships

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>>87037626
>your technique isn't very Vulcan.. you part human
>it is illogical to think that all Vulcans prepare their food in such a manner
>I wasn't talking about food, Commander...

>>87025420
I kinda liked her in a mom sort of way
then again she strongly reminds me of my grandmother so I may be biased
I agree that most Crusher episodes aren't great though

>>87037763
i liked the one where she falls into her own shrinking universe and everyone is fine with the crew being so small
>we've never needed a crew Beverly
>jean-luc, just me and you roaming the galaxy alone in the flagship?

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>>87030191

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>>87037431
I've never heard of an actor getting praised for being an all around nice guy as much as Bakula has. Which made it extra funny when Braga said that the only time Bakula was ever mean to him was during the final episode of Enterprise. He actually managed to piss off the nicest guy on the set with that episode. Think about that.

>Braga: It was a kind of a slap in the face to the Enterprise actors. I heard it from everybody, it was the only time Scott Bakula was ever mean to me. I regret it.

>>87037371
Not to mention, that crew never had a show like all the previous movies' crews did.

We never saw them evolve over a long period of time and I think that's important for a franchise that came from television like Star Trek.

>>87037899
Woah, what a shitty man

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>>87037809
That was a good one. I like those kinds of episodes that have a bit of a Twilight Zone feel (Parallels, Future Imperfect, Frame of Mind, etc.).

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>>87037739
THIS was a slap in the face.
>in 2005, Jolene Blalock states that she doesn't "know where to begin with that one... the final episode is... appalling."

>kill a franchise
>whine because the writers made the last episode a goodbye message to the franchise

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>>87037899
Braga at least tried his best to create something new but he did have a hand in that finale so at least he's a bigger guy for admitting. You're right, that's a big indicator of it's quality and I've only heard that Trip's actor was the only person who was okay with the finale.
>speaking of Trip, the actor will be playing George W. Bush in a new Tom Cruise movie
>>87037968
I think she was the most upset with the show. She also said Rick Berman's only contribution was T&A or something to that extent.

>>87038039
>shitty writer kills a franchise
>does a final fuck you to the franchise by writing an episode voted as the worst episode in the entire franchise

>>87038069
>speaking of Trip, the actor will be playing George W. Bush in a new Tom Cruise movie
Well, I guess I'd better go watch that movie. Trinneer is great.

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>>87037953
>NOTHING CAN CHANGE THE FACT THAT I'M INNOCENT!!!
>I'm not crazy!
>...i'm not crazy

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>>87037953
>>87038353
That episode was pretty freaky. I always forget the twist, so rewatching it is always fun.

>>87027193
>Blow most of your budget on some shot of kirk climbing a mountain, end up with shitty special effects (enterprise going into warp to dodge the torpedo is particularly horrible)
https://youtu.be/6RGTyaJrbj0?t=2m53s
>old satellite literally emits cartoon scream when it gets shot
>everyone betrays kirk so he can be alone with his ego
>crew so retarded they don't notice when the computer starts flashing "there's a klingon approaching, raise the shields dumbass"
>make fart jokes about beans and booze
>pretend your ship has over 70 decks because you've got penis envy over tng having a bigger ship
truly a singlular piece of celluloid

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>>87033364
>Troi was nice to look at
>Beverly had none of that

Now wait just a damn minute!

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>shaka, when the thread died

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>>87038654
Janny, his fingers orange

>>87038654
It's time to put an end to our trek through the catalog, make room for other more worthy threads.

>>87038720
brb making another GoT thread

>>87037431
>ywn have a beer aboard the first Warp-5-ship while watching the waterpolo-game with your bestie
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

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what would you do if you were nagus?

>>87038777
I'd acquire currency and disregard wenches

>>87038777
Sell Ferenginar to the highest bidder

>>87038547
The stop motion BoP cannons are what bother me the most. It just looks so out of place because none of the movies before or after it had any stop motion that I'm aware of, and it isn't done particularly well either.
>old satellite literally emits cartoon scream when it gets shot
Truly baffling. Literally what were they thinking?

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he never deserved any of the shit that got thrown at him through both shows