/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Mulder and Laura had sex IRL

NORMAL COOP IS BACK

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Death Grips have been confirmed to play in final instead of Eddie Vedder, they will play "Inanimate Sensation", pic related is Mr Death Grip

>>87013655
that was the best episode of television in the history of television.

don't @ me

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taked by cлaвянe

GET WELL SOON DOUGIE!!

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leak

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sneaky kyle :3

Just watched it. That was a satisfying episode.

>>87013655
Shitposters on /tpg/, it was a pleasure to meet you, and I will never forget your trolling and memery

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>>87013702

I can't stop listening to Out of Sand.
Such a good song.

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imagine if Laura Palmer came to your house as part of the meals on wheels program haha and what if she pinned you down and took advantage of you lol ahaha wouldn't that be the absolute worst haha i would hate that so much lol

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during Twin Peaks episode 16. It confirms Audrey never gets her mind back. (Pic is evil Audrey)
Listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJHM4w_TD28

>>87013770
Det var så lidt, gode ven.

Someone tells me who are the three persons who sent the coordinate

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>>87013655
dubs

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>>87013811

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>>87013811
Checkd

>>87013799
Диaнa, Джeффpиc, Peй

>>87013799
tulpe diane
teapot jeffries
dunno about the 3rd

>>87013799
Fake Jeffries, Ray and Diane.

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>>87013811

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>>87013811
American Psycho is canon confirmed.

Bateman's lifestyle, much like that of Laura Palmer, lead to him as well being possessed by BOB, who used him to kill all the tulpas in Wall Street.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO let me get this straight:

-It is confirmed the Vedderposter was Evil Vedder's doppleganger
-The good Vedder always intended the lyrics to celebrate Cooper's return

but then:

-Where is Evil Vedder's doppleganger now?
-Who created him?
-Was he a doppel or a tulpa?

-Why the lyrics are sad if Cooper is super happy and energetic?


Also, we know this is not the final song: the question that comes to mind is:
-WHO WAS FINAL SONG?????????????????????

WHO WAS FINAL SONG????????????????

BUT THEN, WHO WAS FINAL SONG??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

It's weird seeing coop back to normal

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>>87013818
Why does the Twin Peaks Sheriff Station have the same sink as a federal prison?

>>87013811
so you next week frenlo

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>>87013811

Checked.

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>>87013888
Hot diggety

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>>87013811
UNCLE LELAND, NO!

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What is the name of this actress?

>>87013888
checked, DOugie wins again

>>87013799
Diane
Jeffries
Severed Arm (I guess he saw it or something)

>>87013888
HellooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOO

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>be american
>get shot

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>>87013710

>>87013792
You are the one who is out of sand my friend

>>87013942
Tarantina

>>87013960
>>>/pol/and

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>>87013888

my god whats happening in this thread

>>87013799
Diane
Jeffries
Ray

I AM THE FBI

>>87013871
>>87013879
When did she do it?

>99% of /tv/ consists of got threads
>one measily thread about tp that hardly breaks the 1 post per minute barrier

tp is just not a good show, deal with it

>>87013942
Ask me about Jennifer Jason Leigh.

Has ANYONE ever been as comprehensively BTFO as Vederfags?

>Coop gets his mind back to 100%
>Eddie Vedder song plays at the end

>>87013960
that was a better quentin tarantino scene than all quentin tarantino's quentin tarantinos scenes

What's the noise that Ben Horne and the Hot Milf were listening too? Is that the signal to a Black Lodge manifestation? What did James find in the boiling room?
In this episode it seems to precede Cooper's vision of Mike. Could it be that the noise Ben is hearing is Audrey being trapped in the wood of the Great Northern Hotel?

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>>87013888
HelloooOOOOooooOOOOooo

>>87013942

Dorito Girl.

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>>87013655
I'd like to share a vision I had with you, /tpg/.

In my vision, I was at the post limit of a vast discussion, a /tv/ thread of some... fantastic proportion.
There seemed to emanate from it, a light from within, this gleaming, radiant text.

I'd known this thread.

I had in fact been born and raised there.

But this was my first Twin Peaks: The Return...

A reunion, with the deepest well-springs of my being.

Wandering about, I noticed (happily) that the thread had been immaculately maintained.

There'd been added a number of additional memes, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference.

Returning to the beginning of the catalogue, there came a bump at the front page.

/tpg/ was standing there.

It was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep lore, and theory.

We embraced, a warm and loving embrace.

Nothing withheld.

We were, in this moment, One.

The thread ended, and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence, in /tpg/, and its future.

That was my vision... of you.

I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.

I wish you nothing but the very best, in all things.

>>87014026
all those numbers she sent this episode

>>87013904
Crazy clown time

>>87014043
the song was about Audrey. Vedderfags got semi-Lynched

>>87014029
tp is just not a popular show*

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>>87014067

>>87013811
Beland is Lynch's best villain.

Who set up the trap in which Richard got killed?
A fucking teapot wouldn't be able to do it

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>>87013888

RICHARD HORNE BTFO

>>87014033
Ah, of course. I couldn't place it

>>87014029
>like that has anything to do with being a good show

>>87014131
:-)

>>87014029
Fuck off with your soap opera, this is kino central.

>>87014084
But she sent it after she recieved the smiley (sent by Mr. C after that Richard burnt).

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Did they fuck?

>>87013942
One Bag Wendy

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Happy 25th Birthday to Fire Walk With Me, woo!

Glove security guard and Michael Bisbing security guard are related and working for the Fireman.

The former will choke out evil Coop, the latter let sexpest coffee girl in to instigate Mother wrecking evil Coop's good Coop trap.

>>87013799
Ray, Jeffries, third one a mistery (Diane just sent him the coordinates)

it's also possible that the third person was a complete lie to ease richard into complying

>>87014169
scenes were not in chronological order

>>87014079
>User not a black man
What did he mean by this?

Why didn't Copp give a single shit about Annie?

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>>87013655
Vedderchecked

>>87014043
Audrey fags

GLOVELAD WILL PUNCH EVILCOOP TO DEATH

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

How come Gordon only saw Laura once?
What did coop write to Gordon?

>Dear Gordon
>I was retarded
>Now I'm not
>I'm going to twin peaks
>K thx bye

wtf is with audrey

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>JJL will never wrap her dorito encrusted hands around your throat during sex

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I want to live in a house with Naomi

>>87014079
cringe out of my ass

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sit with me anon :)

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>>87014114
>I stare at my reflection to the bone
>Blurred eyes look back at me
>Full of blame and sympathy

It really is.

>>87014282
>LYNCHED

>>87013655
I did like the background music in the Cooper wakes up and Diane in the lodge scenes.

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>>87014188
FINGERFUCK ALL EARHOLES

>>87014043
Vedderfags were trolling.

Now they will appear again (as if conjured) and say Cooper is still in a coma and having a dream

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during Twin Peaks episode 16. It confirms Dougie Jones never comes back. Pic related is Good Cooper with his mind back.

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>>87013777
>“Bob and I … when we were killing together … there was a perfect relationship; appetite and satisfaction. A golden circle.”

Holy shit, what's MIKE up to?

>>87014219
She sent the coordinates just after that Mr. C sent her the smiley (Richard is already dead/gone).

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>>87014352
timey wimey wibbly wobbly

>>87014349
They were buttbuddies

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>>87014310

>>87014134
don't underestimate jeffries powers and abilities

rip dougie ;;

Hey fellas
Just wanna say that it's been an absolute pleasure to shitpost and discuss the Return for the whole summer. I've legit teared up a few times looking at these threads realising we are truly at the end.
I'm hoping for a season 4 or another Lynch kino but until then, thank you /tpg/ for everything.

>>87013710
I've been waiting for this meam to be created since the beginning of the season

>>87014221
he knows everything already, so he knows how she is

>>87014449
Anon, I... the finale is the last thing Lynch will ever direct.

>>87014175
God I hope so

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during episode 16 of Twin Peaks . It confirms Eddie Vedder's legal name in the credits. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>87014052
>What's the noise that Ben Horne and the Hot Milf were listening too?
I think it's Audrey trying to return to the Great Northern through the electricity. We hear the same electric humming when Audrey looks at the mirror, she must be trapped somewhere in lodgespace. Her dance is the same as the one she danced in her first appearance in Great Northern too.

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>>87014449

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>>87014310

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head
>Found Pete's car after he died in an explosion, then gathered a bunch of homeless to have a week long soup kitchen in it and then took the fluids and drown Catherine in them
>Jaywalking
>Used strange golden orbs to create dopplegangers of himself and of his close friends to rape and have beastiality with
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry to the point he's dying of colon cancer
>Raped Little Nicky
>Pissed in Phillip Jeffries' Teapot
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Found a deeply scarred and frightened Leo in the woods and gave him food and water
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs
>Litters constantly
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Never returns his library books
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Executed and raped a FBI agents throughout the world, then drunk dialed Albert to tell him about it
>Send videos of him raping Monica Bellucci to Gordon
>Does not pay his taxes
>Told his shitty long lost son Richard all this while he forced him to perform oral sex on strange black faced homeless men and then told Richard how worthless of a son he is

>>87014496
WRONG ;_;

The only weird thing concerning the plot so far is about the wife of the school director. Was she a tulpa?
What was her purpose, why mr. C killed her, etc.

>>87014334
spoiler: Dougie Jones DOES come back

>>87014518
>Her dance is the same as the one she danced in her first appearance in Great Northern too.
Hm, I think that was the RR Diner?

>>87014496
there has been growing hints at a season 4. Showtime owns the renewed rights anyway so they can do whatever the fuck they want. buckle up for the inevitable Christmas Special.

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>>87014449
love you anon

>>87014332
laura looks so fun there

So is all the weird time stuff from episode 13 ever going to be talked about again, or was it really just terrible editing?

>>87014496
Maybe it will be.
But knowing Lynch he will create something. Maybe more music or art.
>>87014545
Based Albert
>>87014594
Thanks for the cutie Sheryl

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>>87014449
Same it's been great, I was waiting for the leaks to happen because I was so impatient but when it did happen it killed tpg and I wished it never happened, but I'm hoping to see you all again, meanwhile....

>>87014449
I wish I started seeing it earlier legally on my tv with other people instead of wasting time with shitty torrents at the beginning

tfw when you watched shitty streaming of the original series while sky atlantic had them at gorgeous image quality

>>87014559
not a tulpa because she didn't disappear

>>87013942
My Little Cumdumpster

>>87014664
Nice pic

>>87014449
I got a little choked up when the Twin Peaks theme started playing after Cooper woke up.

My smile was beaming during that whole sequence.

>>87014029
>implying GoT threads aren't 90% just memes and shit posts being posted by people that don't like the show

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did richard become a woodsman

I just discovered that my coworker watched all of Lynch movies, and the entirety of season 1 + 2 and fwwm

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>>87014067
all things

>>87013791
Yeah haha who could think of this, i mean I wouldn't want that lol

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>tfw missed all the discussion of last week's ep and everyone's just talking about vedderfags getting btfo

I just want to talk about judy

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How does he do it? I never expected the return of Twin Peaks to be this good. Consider me EXPOSED

>>87014828
based

>>87013655

This show is plain bad. It's "the happening" show. People are watching just to see what weird thing is gonna happen next.

>>87014867
>vedderfags getting btfo
never happened

>>87014552
you forgot:

>does not pay his taxes to the real world and to the Garmobozia Black Lodge IRS

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>>87014657
any time

>>87014670
I usually watch it on Sky Atlantic at 2am then watch it with the senpai after they watch Game of Plebs.
Watched it on Weebcrew for a few weeks so I'm happy I can go back to my old schedule one last time.
>>87014736
God same. Pure tears of happiness at that moment.

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>>87013942
mommy

>>87014588
>Comfy Christmas special that shows a Twin Peaks covered in snow, decorations everywhere
>Andy dresses up as Santa
>Coop and Cole sing Christmas carols together
Fellas, would there be anything better

>it's a "4chan pretends to be able to appreciate Twin Peaks" thread
Adorable.

>>87014518

Why would she be trapped in the lodge when she's the most irrelevant character in the show?

>>87014582
The first dance was at Great Northern, at her dad's office. Later on she continued it at the diner, now dancing to the jukebox.

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>>87014886
>people watch shows to see what happens
No fucking way

>>87014911
God damn how does she do it? She's an angel.

>>87014871
but now he has kids and doesn't have the time right now to watch season 3

>>87014935
... and then someone gets raped.

>>87014736
This

>>87014175
>Part 17
>Coop sees Frank for the first time in 25 years
>Gets on the verge of tears and can only mutter "Harry...is that you?"
>Awkward silence
>"Yes Coop...yes its me"

>>87015006
No don't say that

>>87013915
Probably installed as a favour when the listening station was set up

Ok guys this has been bothering me since this morning. I don't remember if it was a dream or if it was in the last episode but was there somebody who was pouring a drink and kind of meandering around saying in various ways "she likes it on the rocks" while pouring a some alcoholic beverage in a glass with ice. I'm probably misremembering some detail of the last episode really dumb but I don't want to rewatch the whole episode again a day after.

Although it was obvious after episode 15, I'm surprised that Lynch decided to bring Coop back. Having Coop be incapacitated for eps 1 & 2 and then introducing Dougie for 13 episodes, only to bring back Coop for the final 3 episodes feels lopsided.

>>87014953
Well, why would Booper trap Diane in the lodge?

I watched everything Lynch made and while Lynchfags think I'm cool at first, I start to criticize his work and disect his garbage movies and show.

>>87015006

Offscreen crimes of Dopple Claus.

>>87014285
Ever see Blue Jasmine? I could see her being in a similar situation as Cate Blanchett's character in that after life not going as posh as she hoped it would

dubs and we get a christmas episode directed by lynch but written by mark frost

>>87015035
Diane is kill

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>>87014966
With impeccable class, grace, and CUTE

>>87015035

Because she's important to Cooper/Dougie.

dubs and we get a comfy christmas episode directed by lynch but written by lynch too

>>87015039
Do you want a fucking medal? How about a (you)? Attention seeking faggot

Can't wait for Mr C to eventually have that same crazed smile and laughter that he had in the Season 2 finale.

>>87015013
>"Yes Coop...yes its me"
Implying it's not going to be
>"My brother's not doing well. I'll send him your best wishes."

>>87015035
to carry out his plans. she was under a sort of possession/hypnosis. Seeing the text message was her battling over Boop's control.

I thought the show was going to spiral downhill after ep12 but holy shit, I'm glad I was wrong. Every episode since then has been fucking amazing.

>>87015035
Diane is dead anon, she was replaced with a tulpa, just like Shaggy's wife.

>>87014286

She used to be so cute. Time is cruel

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MY MAGNUM OPUS TURNS 25 TODAY

NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ARE THINKING ABOUT REWATCHING IT ON A FUCKING TELEPHONE, AM I RIGHT?

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THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS

>>87014286
>we were THIS CLOSE to JJL performing unsimulated oral sex on camera

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>>87015157
*blocks your iPhone movie watching

>>87014029
You know what, I'm one of the few on /tv/ that legitimately loves GoT, but fuck off with that shit. Twin Peaks has been fucking great.

>>87015157
Of course not my man
If anyone is watching it on their telephone
G E T R E A L

>>87015135
I don't think that will happen, something broke him

trips and dougie is re-manufactured and Janey-E and Sonny Jim have a dad again :,^ )

>>87014786
>people that don't like the show
>still actively watches every episode
stop this meme

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>>87015164
WORLD MOVES AND IT SWIVELS AND BOPS

>>87015157
David please, I'm going to see it at my local Drafthouse later tonight.

Mr.C has:

Raped and impregnated a comatose defenseless Audrey
Kidnapped and raped Diane
Raped Diane's doppelganger
Traveled back in time to rape Teresa Banks
Kidnapped and raped Jeffrei and turned him into a tea pot
Raped the man from another place
Raped Laura's Doppelganger

Lynch has a serious rape problem

>>87015157
>tfw i watched s02e07 for the first time on my phone

legitimately feel bad about this

>>87015198
>tfw have been watching the entire Return on my phone through the Showtime app
>rewatched FWWM last night on my 720p Chromebook

Suck it, Lynch.

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>>87015157

>>87015157
lol I watched Rabbits on my iPhone once

FWWM sucks

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Post album covers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWcBtHdPSKk

>>87015291
It's such a sadness that you think you've watched his show on a fucking telephone, anon.

>>87015259
>rape
>problem

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>>87015296

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Was her dance cheesy and terrible on purpose? It looked like something out of some low-budget genre show where she makes a cameo that references her famous role.

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>>87015329

>>87015323
S3 > FWWM > S1 > S2

Will Cooper kills Mr. C for what he did to Audrey and Annie?

Also, how's Annie?

>>87015296
I was semi bummed. Richard is my favorite new character next to the Mitchums.

>>87015117
I would actually enjoy a christmas where nothing bad happens and it's just dougie, Cooper, the mitchums, a reformed formerly Evil Cooper, Laura, and the other twin peaks main stays just relaxing at the big northern

>>87015367
Are you pretending or really that stupid?

>>87015367
They tried to make it good but she's just fat, old and busted.

>>87015424
I hope he appears again, with Becky and Steven.

>>87015394
S2 pt1 > S3 > S1 > FWWM >>> S2 pt2

>>87015367
These are just her movement patterns from S1/S2

>>87015367
She's just old and fat now.

Audrey has been dreaming the entire series

>>87015079
>>87015142
>>87015140
>>87015104
I get what happened to Diane, my point is, don't you see the similarities with Audrey's situation? Being raped by Mr. C, who then uses their kid in one of his plots? What if she got lodged and swapped with a doppleganger, like Diane? And the electric humming at Great Northern is her trying to crawl back.

Remember those threads before S3 got announced in 2014?
You'll never experience them again

Remember those threads when S3 got announced in 2014?
You'll never experience them again

Remember those threads when S3 got cancelled in 2015?
You'll never experience them again

Remember those threads when S3 got uncancelled?
You'll never experience them again

Remember those threads during during the first episode of S3?
You'll never experience them again

Remember the thread you're reading right now?
In a week you'll never experience them again

>>87015367
>tfw I'd still fuck her

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>>87015367
I don't understand how you wouldn't suck on her tiddies right now.

>>87014545
So focused on Coop returning, I forgot that he might interact with Cole and Albert again. And what about Tammy?

This thread is filthy!

I won't post in this thread until the janitor CLEANS IT UP

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>>87015516

>>87015516
Thanks /tv/!

>>87015259
He raped Diane
Then he took her into the lodge
Then the tulpa was created and sent out - that's why it has memories upto that point same way dopple coop has coppers fwwm memories

>>87015367
Did you miss the scene with the mirror?

>>87015367
Anon, it's been 25 years. She's not sweet innocent but mischievous virginal cute Audrey anymore. She's a broken, sad, lonely middle aged woman who lost everyone important to her, got raped and had a rape baby.

It's supposed to make you feel awkward because it's a sad and vain attempt to go bakc to the past. Like everyone hanging onto the show and onto all the old characters. Their time has passed. Let it go.

You'll see it next week. Prepare to say your goodbyes

>>87015516
Everything ends, anon.

>>87013942
tfw she'll never tongue your backport

>>87015568
>What is your name again?
>T-Tammy
>Good bless you Tammy, you are an upstanding citizen with an heart of gold

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>>87015367
the original dance she did at the RR was unscripted and improvised too. she didn't know what to do so she just swung her arms around. She can't actually dance.

the dance also has thematic necessity within the context of her story but that should be obvious by now.

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>>87015252
>Drafthouse
>This show is not currently scheduled for this market.
FUUUUUUUCK. I'll never get to see the Pink Room in a theater

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>>87015516
The memories will never leave me
Every time I look back fondly on S3 I'll always remember these threads
I love you, /tpg/

>>87015532
Me too, anon, but that dance was awful.

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>>87015516

THis is not like twin peaks season 3 at all... DOugie is supposed to be retarded... how could Lynch get it all so wrong?

>>87015516
There's some fear in letting go

>>87015676
>Only one man in that picture is still alive

It hurts.

Hey /tpg/, you can stop pretending to like Dougie now!

>>87015709
imagine if this happened in real life that would be pretty wild.

>>87015516
>Now it's gone, gone
>And I am who I am
>Who I was I will never be again
>Running out of sand
I'm so glad Vedderfags were proven wrong, but the song was great.

>Q: Did you get to keep the suit?
>Kyle: No, I didn't get to keep the suit. That goes back in to the archives, I'm afraid. To be worn at a future date. Maybe. I've no idea. Keep your fingers crossed.

https://twitter.com/SHO_TwinPeaks/status/902177684817661952

Season 4 confirmed?

>>87014175
YOU JUST KNOW

>>87015676

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>>87015709
Daaaa dadada dadaaaa dadada dadaaa dadadadada

>>87015756
In what sense, exactly, could Kyle be any more based?

>>87015740
what?

>>87015676
>we could have had a complete bookhouse boys reunion but ontkean was too lazy to fly out of haiwaii for a comple of months

cunt.

t. mad

>>87015455
this, completely agree.

>>87015516
>Goodnight /tv/

FWWM is pretentious crap.

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>>87015455
>S2 pt1 > S3 > S1

>>87015841
haha just kidding I love it guys.

>>87015756
>I have no idea
>confirmed
No

>>87015841
tarantatino detected

>>87014664
Where's Vedder in this pic?

>OOOOOOH ANGELOOOOO

Where did this start from?

>>87015756
Showtime head said last week there has been literally no discussion of any more.

plus this season took Lynch + Frost over 3 years to make (writing sessions as well as filming).

>>87015799
0nly one man is al1ve.

He has dyed
his hair

>>87015859
you almost got me there for second lol

>>87015804
Was it laziness for real? Damn that fucking blows

>>87015804
Don't forget about Joe Paulson

>>87015859
TRICKED YA, FUCKER

>>87015859
DUDE SCREAMING
RAPE
NUDITY
RETCONS
BAD EDITING
MORE RETCONS
LMAO

With the exception of /tv/ and reddit, no one is talking about Twin Peaks season 3 because it sucks.

>inb4 LYNCHED

>>87015841
The world could use some more pretentious crap and people to be honest. Why should the world cater to low IQ superficial normies?

>>87015857
To be fair, I haven't watched S1 & 2 for a while, but I fucking adored the first half of season 2. I love all of it, apart from S2's second half.

>>87015887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgXLEM8MhJo
this video pretty much

>>87015957
>BAD EDITING
This is just false wtf is wrong with you

>>87015967
L Y N C H E D
D E H C N Y L

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>>87015957
Why do you hate the struggles of young women so much?

>>87015967
no one is ever talking about any show
i don't know anyone irl btw

>>87015967
No one talked about GoT during its first season either and now it's your favorite show. Who gives a fuck what's popular?

Kids-UH? Plural!?

>>87016026
The struggles of young confused sexually abused women was the only good thing about that shit show.

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>>87015516

>>87015914
he's not lazy he's retired, ya goof. the last thing he was in was The Descendants, and only because that was filmed in Hawaii.

He had one line and even that was terribly acted.

why doesn't lynch ever do interviews? has he ever even talked about this show publically, other than uttering a few words about its existance?

>>87015967
We just hired some 40 year old normalfag and she's watching it. She's only 2 episodes behind.

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>>87015857

>>87015967
>the most subscribers Showtime has ever had
>no one cares about it
Wew

There will be a Season 4. While the ratings aren't high subscriptions for showtimes have gone up. But they probably expect people who like the show to stay subscribed and watch crap like Ray Donovan etc. Once everyone cancels after the finale they'll start thinking about it.

CANCEL AFTER 18

>>87016105
he did a bunch of interviews for this show because showtime made him but he didn't say anything important.

>>87016105
he has done like a billion interviews and written books about his method and life

and he always says the same fucking thing.

>>87016105
Tons of interviews exist. The best ones are the few where he interviews cast members from TP. He even asked Madchen what she thought about being written into a kissing scene with Lynch. It's pretty great.

>>87015967
why are gotfans so insecure? tp fans don't pollute the got generals. is it because they're jealous and deep down they know got is a shit tier show?

>>87016084
You described 4/5s of the movie then. Can you really call it bad when you enjoyed 4/5s of it?

>>87016161
>>87016167
>>87016174
links please? he hasn't appeared on a talkshow since 1991 as i recall

>>87016139
>$30 for 18 hours of kino

Worth every penny, but I haven't used my subscription for anything but Twin Peaks.

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>there are folk, in this very thread, that actually want another season
why ruin how special what we have now

>>87016105
He has

>Mr. David Lynch, are you excited about returning to the world of Twin Peaks

Not at all. See, the point is that fans can't let things go. People... I mean, this generation really, is a failure. They keep trying to get their doses of the same things they remember from the past. They're quite... juvenile, in a way. Almost like grown children, longing to play with their old toys, and feel young again. This season, well, not really season three, but this season is a closure. Hopefully they'll get to move on with their lives. I hope it's for the best.

Source: exanimator . com/media/2017/david-lynch-talks-twin-peaks-return

So how does Janey e being Diane's sister factor into all of this? It doesn't make sense for that to have been a lie, if she was working for doppelcoop. All that did was get the FBI looking for Dougie in the right place, if they found him he'd have been much harder to kill in their custody

the return gave me a big grin

>>87015367
she's hot t.b.h

>>87016190
Yes, because I could only fap to like, 1/5 of that 4/5s

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>>87016204
he was on Leno to promote Mulholland Drive. I remember that interview as clear as day. Leno treated him like he had autism.

>>87016212
this.

you can't even get a decent BJ for $30. (my mom can't charge any lower.)

>>87016246
That's how I feel. I want more, sure, but having a 4th season would be overkill.

>>87016251
the link doesn't work

did anyone else get gooseflesh in final scene

>>87016204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PhVHFdAjV0&t=1579s

Start at 26 minutes if you want to see Madchen recalling kissing Lynch.

>>87016251
lol almost believed it

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>ywn witness /tpg/ on premiere night again

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This nigga is 100% DEAD next week, bet

>>87016324
i love how frustrated he gets when he talks about season 2

dubs and there's season 4 but its a spin off with cops tulpa

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Does anyone know what are Bobby's boots from the Pilot called? Is it possible to still buy them somewhere?

>>87016439
He's going to try and stop evil coop and get his head squashed.

>>87016324
Do you think they fucked?

>>87016439
Albert too, they'll dedicate te episode to him

>>87016246
Agreed. I just want some kind of a resolution to this storyline and a few answers, although I know Lynch won't give as many as I'd like, and for Coop to ride off into the sunset. I really want this finale to close the book on Twin Peaks.

>>87014496
Do you guys really think this is the last thing Lynch will make? I fee really sad thinking about that.

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Who /preordered the soundtrack/?

Remember when Lynch wrote himself to cuck Bobby and kiss Sheryl? How does he keep getting away with it?

>>87015367
where did you get this image?

>>87016503
the bobe's

>>87016525
He said that's not what he meant.

>>87013710
*Glass breaks*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

>>87016503
Sold exclusively by Phillip Gerard. They allow you to walk backward.

Why does the Donna actress hate TP so much?

Aside from Coop, which characters are virgins?

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https://twitter.com/david_lynch/status/714871987043078144

>>87016527
Is that the cover? It's great.

Literally imagine being a Vedderposter right now

BTFO for all eternity

NEW

>>87016614
>>87016614
>>87016614

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>>87016613
Yeah. That's for things like Roadhouse songs. This is the cover for the original music soundtrack.

>>87016595
Became the biggest name out of the entire crew, hated how she was written in S2 and wanted out to go to bigger projects, saw the script to FWWM and thought that the topless scenes were disgusting, badmouthed Lynch to the press. Her career never took off like she thought it would, and she grew bitter.

>>87016596
Laura Palmer.

What did the ": - ) ALL" mean?
Did Diane text him some but not all the coords? With the truncated coords being the trap and the full coords being the Sheriff's?

Did Diane try to trap him (along with Ray or Jefferies)? Remember there was still some aspect of Diane that was good because you could see her revulsion at the evil things she was doing. And she acted with shock at the "ALL" text, maybe as if evil Coop was supposed to be dead.

>>87014175
which one was ""the girl""?

>>87016585

lmao

>>87016766
This is the girl.

Coop is such a swell guy that he brushed off the fact he was stuck in the lodge for 25 years like its nothing. I think any other person would have gone nuclear or become revenge driven to point of a complete character change, but we just got old Coop back, and it's beautiful.

>>87016756
>Did Diane text him some but not all the coords?
That's what I thought too, but after the shooting I think it was like an order from evil Coop to kill ": -
) ALL" of them (Gordon, Albert and Tammy)

>>87016957
But she texted him coords after she got the text.

>>87016680

to be h, seeing innocent Donna coked up and getting her titties sucked by two dirty old truckers was pretty disturbing

>>87016855
He's excited to rape Audrey and Diane again

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>>87015554
Not including the kinoest shot

Is hawk gonna tell us about that fucking map symbol or WHAT

>>87016324
>Madchen: I don't remember why I was in a hotel room reading the script
>Lynch: It's good you don't remember. Those pills really worked
UHHHH

What was up with Laura appearing in that door

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What's the best place to watch the new season? I didn't see it in the pastebin.

>>87016503
>wanting to buy things that a tv character wore
absolute highest form of autism

>>87015676
>Hawk holds a bottle of mustard over Cooper
>color yellow symbolizes Garmonbozia

DEEPEST LORE

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>>87018012
this one :^)

>>87015676
Are the Bookhouse Boys still a thing? I noticed none of them have done the finger tickle thing like they did in the old seasons.