AAAGH THEON GREYJOY, IM OBVIOUSLY PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR AND AM

>>87005898
I thought he was going to have a heart attack lmao

>>87005898
OH AND BY THE WAY VIEWERS, THEON HAS NO COCK *wink wink*

>>87005898
>if you beat your enemies, they win

>>87005898
so how about that dragon huh

is it ice or fire it breathes now

THEON GREYJOY YOU HAVE PROVEN YOU CAN WITHSTAND SEVERE BEATING, WE WILL NOW FOLLOW YOU ON A SUICIDE MISSION TO SAVE A PERSON THAT IS MOST LIKELY DEAD

>>87006221
plasma lightning

Most contrived scene ever, how did they think this was acceptable?

STAY DOWN TOM CRUI- I MEAN THEON GREYJOY

>>87006020
I said this in Dabid's voice

>>87006221
blue fire you fucking mongoloid

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FOOKIN STAY DOWN

>>87006676
fire is red you stupid retard

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>You don't know where I've been, Lou!

>>87006708
I immediately thought of Gorgeous George. FOOKIN STAY DOWN, OR YOU WOON'T BE GETTING OOP NEXT TIME.

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>>87006978
kek..

>>87007088
>photoshop
*yawn* you are boring me.

>>87006708
Theon, the tit, is praying. and if he isn't, he fucking should be

>>87005898
It was some Rocky thing.
Because of all the torture he endured over years, he could take the pain.
So he just took it until the other Ironborn was exhausted, then he fought back.

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>You're on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks.

>>87005898
i thought theon was wearing brass knuckles or something

>>87008898
2 minutes Davos...

>>87005898
>people getting tired
Fuck this unrealstic series. And people call this grounded fantasy.

>>87005898
He was also dejected due to love for the house.

Hurting his prince was hurting himself in a way.

>>87008705
This. He was brutally tortured for years and has no cock. An ass beating is nothing to him. He has nothing to lose.

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>I reckon the dragon gets fucked...
>Proper fucked?

>>87009062
What bothered me is.. they left the poor son of a bitch bleeding on the shore.

Pick the nigger up & dust him off.

>>87006221
It's the white lightning attack

>>87005898
Whatever, at least Theon is doing something now.

>>87005898
This is why you shouldn't neglect cardio.

>>87005898
Do they just follow whoever beats up their leader? It seems like the people there don't really understand how to act in their own interest.

One second they're planning on finding a new hope due to the loss of their fleet and home. Until someone beats up the largest guy in their group, then all of a sudden they're willing to die for someone?

>>87009117
im sure they did, there is no reason so actually show it.

>>87009097
>reckon
deckon.

>>87005898
how does he pee and ejaculate without weenus?

>>87009309
Do you not understand the sociology of the times the show is based on

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>It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun Qyburn

>>87009309
you clearly havent been watching the show since season 1 or read any of the books. It explains the Ironborn's outlook and demeanor.

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Well fuck me, Sammy. What have you been reading?

>>87009567
>i see everything now..
>wait is that true sam?
are the writers fucking retarded or what?

>>87009309

They are the niggers of westeros

>>87009612
He changed the channel before he saw that

>>87006978
My sides

>i have no genitals
>therefore i can feel no pain

what did they mean by this?

>>87010094
ramses had a master plan to make reek a superhero

like daredevil he can't feel pain

>>87010094
"omg it's SJW shit"

he experienced torture of all kinds, getting beat up was nothing to him.

They only cut off his dick, not his balls. So why didn't he feel any pain again?

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>>87009379

>>87010277
How do you pee with no dick?

>>87009467
Same way Greyworm does it, anon

>>87005898

fat ironborn = mcgreggor
theon = mayweather

>>87006221
Looked like godzilla breath

>>87010203
>just turn off your brain bro

He had painful reaction to every hit he took except in the genitals because, duh, he doesn't have them

>>87010352
yeah but HOW does it work?

>>87010340
There's still a hole urine comes out of at your crotch

>>87010277
And how the hell are the writters supposed to know that?

>>87010381
No, Mayweather dominated the fight the entire way through

>>87010277
How do you know? In the books they never say what was cut off, and in the show it's implied his penis was, but it could have been the cock and balls.
+ if only his dick was cut off, couldn't he still have kids? I mean It'd be hard but possible, right?

>>87010654
He is black. they are naturally better in almost every way compared to whites.

>>87009681
Yeah he was too busy watching rapes and cuckporn

>>87010517

Was It Kino?

>>87006708
Huh, I was thinking of cool hand luke.

Gayest redemption arc ever

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>>87008898
DO YOU KNOW WHAT NEMESIS MEANS?

why is the hound even around anymore.

>>87009490
>>87009309
>show opens about men following their cocks
>ironborn has always raped and pillaged while following their cocks
>these ironborn finally get rid of some sjw dyke and can go back to following their cocks
>some cockless faggot convinces them by some shitty fistfight

bravo

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>>87010795
I think we can all agree potato niggers are the lowest of the low

>>87005898
This Scene Was So Deep #NeverGiveUp.

>>87011110
Cleganebowl is basically confirmed for next season

>>87005898
>>87006283
Holy shit this episode was terrible. Possibly the worst episode in the past 4 seasons.

>>87006020

>having no penis saved the character's life and enabled him to turn the tables and save the day, redeeming himself

one is really engendered with cogitation

>>87011110
Literally cleganebowl fanservice, disgusting

>>87010475
Did I ever say him getting beat up was not painful? It's the fact that he can take it.

Just turn off your brain bro.

>>87006221
I think it's ice, so damn cold that it turns other ice so fucking cold it crushes into dust. If he was breathing fire it would create a lot of steam.

>>87011261
>getting beat up was nothing to him
>was nothing to him
>was nothing
you just implied that it wasn't painful for theon. stfu you idiot. learn to read your own sentences before pressing "post".

Is there an offensive version of plot armor? Plot muscles?

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>>87009612

he hasn't mastered it yet or something i dunno

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>>87010869
Snow scene, I mean literal snow from snowflakes was kino.

>>87010094
Trannies are superior.

>>87005898
Even if he was horribly out of shape, the headbutt and like 6 punches that followed shouldn't have totally gassed him like that. Especially when he had time to catch his breath in between punches while Theon struggled to his feet.

>>87009092
Such bullshit. Dude hit him like 3 times and he was gassed. Fuck off, shit is just terribly written and produced.

>>87011125
>the trump curse isn't re-

>>87011575
Learn to realize things aren't always meant literally. Learn to read in general before pressing the post button.

Don't get butthurt because your perceived "SJW shit" turns out to not be not what you think it is.

>>87012459
>trying this hard to make a point
just accept that you lost kid. lmao what a loser.

>>87012686
Bahaha. You're the one who's coming off a kid. Also once you use ad hominens YOU'VE officially lost the debate.

>>87010714
>I mean It'd be hard
I don't think anything would be very hard

JTYBO

>>87009379
kek

>>87008898
first time I've laughed at a post in a long time

>>87005898
Why was he surprised when he kicked Theon between the legs and Theon didn't react?
Doesn't every Greyjoy know that Theon is dickless? Isn't he a Greyjoy meme at this point?
Half of fucking Westeros must know that by now.

>>87011522
>implying they give a shit about physics.

As long as something blows up or there's violence, that's all that matters! Who gives a shit what the zombie dragon is breathing!

I didn't get it either. Knees to the mutilated groin area would be like receiving severe dead legs. The fact he was suddenly out of breath beating the fuck out of a clearly dishevelled theon when his job is literally rowing boats and fighting peoples is beyond absurd. I honestly though he was going to have a heart attack or something similar when he started acting weird all of a sudden, as if he'd just climbed mount Everest and not just punched some skellington a few times in the face.

Dumbest shit I ever did see

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>>87010203
>being horribly tortured for Years leaves no lasting physical pain

Bravo

>>87018142
Refer to my post after in response to the other idiot. You can also be tortured so badly that you actually become numb to pain.

Bravo on your lack of understanding of psychology.

>>87018042
Rip McNutty

>>87009490
>under that old fuck:
>we are ironborn we do as we please

>under yara
>no one more rape and pillage

>under fat fuck
>we are going to go rape and pillage

>under cockless faggot
>we are going to die for someone that isnt dead because PLOT, in a world going to shit, so some cockless faggot can have 1 ounce of self worth

oh boy i sure do love this consistent writing

>>87018231
Sorry but that's retarded. People tortured for that long and that brutally never recover fully and become a shadow if themselves. In real life he'd be rocking back and forth in a care home.
>but it's fantasy just turn your brain off bro

>>87011110
replace hound with anyone outside the 4 main characters
fan service.

jorah was saved in 10 minutes so he could have a scene about his sword with snow

>>87006283

Euron literally says Yarra is still alive

>>87009379
the gey emperors of essos?

>>87009489
kek
>yeah well i wanna raise some pulses dont i?

>>87011222
kek

>>87008959
5 minutes Baelish!

>>87018426
did you miss all of season 3, 4, 5, and 6?

>>87011122
t. George RR Martin

>>87006978
Kek

>>87018426
People don't recover from PTSD? John McCain was tortured in Vietnam and he seems to be okay. So were millions of other people throughout history. A person can recover.

How do you know everyone and anyone who's gone through trauma sits "rocking back and forth in a care home" for the rest of their life? People survive through all sorts of traumatic events and recover.

There's fucking 10 year old girls who have been abducted by ISIS and gangraped that still go on living.

Learn more about the world and again, learn more about psychology before you claim to know anything about it.

Tap the fuck out already.

>>87010654
The fuck are you on about? McNigger was winning the fight until he got fatigued. Had he only put his dumb Mc hands up and played even a little defense for the remaining rounds he would have won.

>>87010795
Let me guess Canada

his super power was not having a dick

bravo

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>>87006978
This post

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>>87005898
> cut off your cocks goy, and one day YOU TOO may be able to turn the tables in a fight for your life
What did dabid mean by this?

>>87022520
McGregor has always had problems with his cardio. If he doesn't know you the first 2 rounds (4-5 in boxing), then you're set.

>>87006978
I thought the same fucking thing

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>>87022520
>potato nigger
>winning
t. Someone that knows nothing about boxing
Floyd did what he always does, stays defensive and conservative in the early rounds
The only thing he did differently was actually go on the offensive
I mean shit, how bad if a fighter are you if an over the hill, 2 years retired manlet can smack you around like this when you have a height, reach, weight, and age advantage on top of you getting to pick the venue and even dictate what size gloves are used

>>87022265
>John McCain seems to be okay
Anon, I...

>>87005898
This scene is a good metaphor for the the Mayweather vs McGregor fight.

Just because you don't have any balls doesn't mean a kick to the crotch would be painless.

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>>87005898
Yeah this scene was retarded shounen anime shit.
>JUST STAY DOWN! WHY WON'T YOU STAY DOWN!
>Theon is trying to get up, flashbacks of his memories with sad music play
>I... WON'T... GIVE... UP... AAAHHH
>hits him in the groin
>N-NANI??
>heh... nothin personnel... kid...
>knocks him over and beats him up
>everyone follows him now
Seriously?

>>87022265
>You crumble a piece of paper
>Fold it back as it was before
>it still have creases and folds from before
That's how people are.

>>87012753
I hope you realize you've used ad hominems throughout these discussions. You are such a fucking idiot.

>>87025340
Got that from Linkin Park did you?

>>87025560
I saw it as a kid in sunday school.