Got it?Now write a 90's Don Lafontaine-style trailer voiceover for it.
>In a distant world... Where machines rule supreme... An ancient war is waged for the ultimate power. For some, it is the key to salvation... For others, a weapon of destruction. An ancient war... That has now come to Earth.
>Now... Against an enemy that can be anything, anywhere, anytime... The fate of the planet will rest on the shoulders of soldiers of flesh and bone... And warriors of heavy metal.
>Paramount Pictures invites you... To witness an adventure... That is more than meets the eye. From producer Steven Spielberg... And Michael Bay, the director of ARMAGGEDON... Shia LaBeouf... Megan Fox... John Turturro... And Jon Voight in... TRANSFORMERS.I tried.
Why did trailer voiceovers fall out of style?
>>87006500
Everything falls out of style eventually.