?? Explain. Now.

DON'T YOU

Fry originally believed that his brother Yancy stole his name and his lucky clover and became the first man on Mars.

It turns out that Yancy actually named his son after Phillip because he loved him that much, and it was his son who had the lucky clover and went to mars.

He was born Chuck but changed his name to Philip. It's pretty self-explanatory.

>>86999911
Now I'm embarrassed because I just saw the fucking Formerly Chuck's bullshit, fuck this board

>>86999823
What the fuck did you just fucking say about sneed, you little chuck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Agricultural science, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Monsato, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in feeding and seeding and I’m the top planter in the entirety of the state that contains springfield. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across /tv/ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Department Of Agriculture and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>86999846
forget about Sneed

>>86999823
>PHILIP FRY
>Formerly Chuck
It's a word play, if you change the last letters it says "PHUCK FUCK"

Sneed Seed

The original Chuck

phillip jeffries fry