/got/ general Rhaegar looked like *THAT*?

>>86991768
Wasn't he supposed to be handsome?

>>86991768
Ausfag here can somebody link somewhere to watch the new episode? they've killed off every website i used to use

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when Jon and Dany get back to winterfell is Dany going to have good boy cuddles with Ghost?

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The only good scene this whole season was the conversation between Tyrion and Cercei

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that was so disappointing

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Glad you could make it, Jon

why did lyanna get married under the faith of the seven?

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REMOVE TARGFUCKS

just a quick question:
was the magic barrier ever really mentioned in the show?
does it even exist?
wights can get past the wall like in S3 so i assume it's just protecton from WW and the NK

Wheres Ghost?

>D&D didn't make the mountain actually swing at Jaime and have him block it with his hand before Cersei can tell them to stop
missed opportunity t b h

>>86991828
gledalica dot com

thank your based serbian overlords for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c

Best theme

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>Show confirms Bobby was an autistic cuck throwing a temper tantrum
>Robbyposting dies down immedietly

LOVING EVERY LAUGH

Baratheonfags are literally seething

>>86991867
because Lyanna "The whore of Winterfell" Stark is the worst Stark

>>86991850
It was shit. The good parts were:
-Jaime and Cersei
-Theon getting his metaphorical dick back
-Snow falls
-Attack on the Wall

What if Dany just shrinks everyone down with her dragons and stuffs them up her ass? Then what?

>>86991850
And it all meant literally nothing

>>86991850
Word

so lyanna broke a betrothal right, this lead to the war of the 5 kings, thousands dying, including her father and brother, but i get the feeling the show says we are supposed to like her, why?

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>>86991909
Careful now

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Jaime is the head of house lannister, lord of casterly rock and warden of the west

his bannermen's allegiance is primarily to their liege lord, not the crown

So why did he ride north alone? he could have taken the lannister army, they'd much rather follow jaime than cersei

>>86991891
Ghost was FORTHEWATCHed along with Jon

>>86991951
>what then

You finish your fetish fanfiction and link it to me.

>>86991975
wow much love teeheee

blue flame can't melt ice walls!

>>86991850
>Jon and Theon
>most of Beric's scenes
>everytime Jaime shows up

That's about it, but season seven was a massive improvement from five and six. With slower pacing and ten episodes it would have been a welcomed return to form.

Aerys was known to have thing for Joanna Lannister, maybe he could have thing for his daughter in law too

>>86991867
Rhaegar was a Sot=utherner

>>86991818
Yeah, but he is meant to be Dany's brother, so they can't go too crazy.

>it's the definishun of the word lmao
D A B I D

>>86991994
He lost all titles when he joined the kings guard

They fucking murdered Baelish cold blood, no proofs no trial no fucking execution, plain and simple dethroating wtf.

>>86991975
Her and Rhagar are literally the worst two human beings in the series.

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>>86991909
Show confirmed that Rhaegar and Lyana fucked off without telling a single person what they were doing, prompting everyone to assume he kidnapped her. How is that hard to understand.
Also, is that how you fucking talk to your KING? HUH? YOU WHOOARE BOOREE!?!

>>86991946
>-Theon getting his metaphorical dick back
theons story can go fuck itself

>>86991975
shes the mother of the main characters everyone is cheering for

>>86991994
didnt he give that up when he joined the kingsguard?

>>86991994
>Jaime is head of housr lannister

No he isnt. Jaime is Kingsgaurd. Cersei is head of House Lannister.

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Reminder that the season 8 leaks have Theon riding to winterfell with everyone else in episode 1 but we know he is going to rescue Tara instead.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfndwtaF3_Q

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The Night King riding a dragon looks fucking dumb. Why can't he just mind control it?

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>that moment when Dany chose to sail together with Jon

The pain on his face was unlike any other. Please D&D end his suffering already.

>>86992043
Sansa is Wardeness of the North, she has the right to execute traitors and oathbreakers in her lands. Same as Ned did in the first episode

So Sam heard and understood Gilly, but did and said nothing? Is he genuinely retarded?

>>86991768
I feel like they messed up this reveal. I guess if you read the books its easier but if you only watch the show, it doesn't seem like a couple of people cheating on their spouses in secret nullifies the whole rebellion. Bran's narration makes it seem like the wedding should absolve everyone of everything but the reality is they were just terrible people.

>>86992064
low energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUlKPthrag

What the fuck was up with Littlefinger's end?

That's it? That's what we get out of this politcal mastermind's demise? He literally got nothing personnel kid'd.

Holy shit, what a dumpster fire of a finale for what was a great character.

>>86991870

Very loosely connected:

The Reach = France
Westerlands = England
Stormlands = Northern Germany
the Vale =Alpine realms/ Austria
the Riverlands = Poland
the North = Russia
the Iron Islands = Denmark
Dorne = Spain/North Africa
Braavos = Venice
Volantis = Constantinople
Valyria = Rome

>>86992043
Omniscient plot device that omniscient when its convenient

>>86992046
>S E E T H I N G

War started because Brandon was a hothead and jumped to conclusions as soon ws Lyanna ran away.

>>86992082
How can a person who has sworn no allegiance, nor oaths to a house be a traitor or an oathbreaker? Please explain that.

>>86992089
He didn't know they had a son, it was a useless information at that time

>>86992076
Because, budget (pbuh) willing, they're gonna make dany and him fight in mid-air season 8.

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>>86992040
>>86992049
>>86992052
he hasn't been part of the kingsguard ever since tommen discharged him. he's never seen again with kingsguard armor, he worn tywin's old armor ever since and commanded the lannister forces. he's not in the kingsguard.

>>86991909
>He humiliates his wife at the tournament
>He annuls his marriage to his wife, removing any kind of protection they might have had from his fucking lunatic father
>Marries Bobby B's fiance, not bothering to tell anyone
>Doesn't bother getting Lyanna to talk to Robert to tell him "hey, it ain't rape, sorry Robert but I can't trust your cheating ass"
>Marries his new wife in DORNE, HIS EX WIFE'S HOME
>Name's his new son Aegon, writing his son by Elia off
>Challenges Robert "the WHOOAAAARRRRR" Baratheon to single combat and gets fucking rekt
Jesus christ. Shining Knight, this fucking guy

>>86992082
>Wardeness

Warden is a gender neutral title, not everything needs a goddamn 'ess' at the end.

Sansa is still just "Warden"

>>86992089

She was just reading out a book that he had already transcribed

>>86992082
Not without a trial sweetie. Even crazy ass Lysa held a trial for Tyrion in s1

>>86992014
>implying Night King isn't a time traveling Bran who's gone mad seeing too much bad endings and trying to fix them
>implying good Bran won't warg Vyserion as some deus ex machina bullshit to have Jon win the war against the zommies
>implying killing the Night King won't kill Bran too

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>>86992082
>The man who passes the sentence, must swing the sword
>But we are not men

>>86992108
>There's no time for that.

>>86992127
He betrayed Ned and sent an assassin to kill the child of the Lord of Winterfell

The sentence is death and as WotN she carried that sentence out

>>86992111
>riverlands are The Netherlands

>>86992061
Those "leaks" have been cooked up by some attention seeking redditor over a month ago and have been edited over and over again to a point where nothing makes any fucking sense.

And threadly reminder that there are people on this board and probably in this thread right now who believe these fics are real.

>>86992149
He hasnt worn his KG armor since he was in Winterfell. When did Tommen discharge him?

>>86991768
They should have got Liam Helmsworth

>>86992121
No, it started because when Brandon, Lyanna's father went to Kings Landing and said "Oi, gimme my fucking daughter back.' and the Mad King burnt him, and several other nobles without a trial.

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>The Boatsex Jon, your penetration was so beautiful.

>>86992110
>important characters can't die in underwhelming ways

Have we been watching the same show?

Why did LF tell Sansa so much? Why did a "smart" guy like that tell a little girl like Sansa so many secrets? I don't want to hear he was in love, that's fucking retarded. He was in love with Cat but didn't make these stupid moves. Also why was he hanging out in Winterfell this entire season (which we've established that this season has been like two years worth of time).

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Glad you could make it, Cersei

>>86992156
Deserter from the first episode didn't get a trial, the proof of his crime was indisputable.

Same here

>GoT was supposed to be about subverting tropes
>most of the pivotal characters turn out to Targaryens

previous three eyed raven was a targ as well. It's targ shits fucking everywhere.

>>86992208
>She's your aunt Jon
>It was so beautiful
>You were beautiful
>Your ass was beautiful

Daily reminder that boatsex is kino

>>86992187
He was dropped from the KG after Joffrey's death

>>86992130
"The Kingdom and rule under which I lived all my life is based on a lie" would warrant at least an "oh fuck" in my opinion.

>>86992155
Yeah, that does make sense.

>>86992187

Some stand off with the Faith

I don't think you just magically get your titles back that you lost though

>>86992077

I can´t stand this orbiter anymore. He called her my child in season 1 so he knows he is way too old for her

>>86992110
everyone knows Arya will wear the fuck out of his face

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What's he trying to convey with this expression?

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>>86992187
no? he's worn the kingsguard armor from seasons 4 until the part of season 5 when tommen discharges him

"when you attack the faith, you attack the crown" etc

>>86992183
He DIDN'T SEND THE ASSASSIN. Why do you tards think he did? And how can you betray a person you explicitly told 'hey, don't fucking trust me'.?

The sex between Dany and Jon was nowhere near lewd enough

>>86992202
>Lyannas father

Brandon was her brother, and went and called for the death of Rhaegar so chad king aerys burnt them all for treason

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>>86992227
You're not my king yet boy.

>>86991768
Viserys is Jons dad how is that even possible

>>86992277
JUST

>>86992239
this
>show is called game of thrones because anyone who plays it and wins becomes ruler
>lol nvm Targs are the rightful heirs

>>86992277

>SHANSHA PLEASHE DON'T KILL ME

Oh wait

>>86992268
so how did he come to command the lannister forces if he has no titles?

i don't mean the royal army, remember the siege of riverrun, that was the lannister army

>>86992239
>>GoT was supposed to be about subverting tropes

No it wasn't you idiot. That's just what you wanted because you're a stupid contrarian who hate everything that's popular.

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Why did CIA even bother with this whole sansa/arya scheme when he KNEW that Bran could just reveal his role in Ned's arrest at any time?

>>86991909
Eh, targs still aren't anything without their dragon to protect them
See:
>Mad king got stabbed
>Raeghar got killed by (your own words) "a cuck" (how big of a bitch does that make rhaegar then)
>Viserys wonders essos begging
>Only reason daenerys isn't is because of her dragons
Targfags will still claim they're the best though

Why the fuck do the Night's Watch/ Wildlings keep a giant god damn forest 30 yards from the wall?

You literally cannot see a giant army amassing in the distance if these little shits can just hide in the trees until they're already at your door.

Why didn't they burn the fucking forest down, nothing lives north of the wall anymore.

They could've seen the slow fucking undead army coming for hours, enough to send what appear to be ravens that can travel at mach 6 to Jon and Dany so they can fast travel to the wall.

>>86992280
>He DIDN'T SEND THE ASSASSIN.

They literally said he did, this isn't the books

>>86992277
>feet hurt
>just want to go north
>fuck

>>86992224
he was trying to control her and sharing secrets build up a complicity between them, the problem is the whole thing that "woke" Sansa up is the retarded Bolton marriage that had to be put in to allow the show to go at a faster pace and doesn't really make sense if LF loved her so much

the writing season 7 feels like it's from a fanfiction written by an autistic kid that watches too much anime

>>86991975
> sees an anon for the hundredth time who doesn't understand that the point of revealing the Rhaegar-Lyanna scene was to allude to the pettiness of human wars on Westeros when the upcoming real war needs them to put that aside

>>86992277
>My brother was never this much of a cunt

>>86992131
Knowing D&D Jon is gonna jump off Rhaegal onto Viserion and kill the NK. As the he dies Viserion de-animates and Jon falls in slow motion with Dany trying to save him.

Screencap this post.

>>86991994
Even if he wasn't thousands would have gone with him anyway, these are men not robots, they don't give a shit about the cunt with a crown

>>86991969

That's what kills me terribly. It was a fantastic scene. For... nothing really. Just a casual 'haha lol no troops going north kekeke'.

I feel bad for showfags who couldn't fully appreciate the R+L flashback.

It was beautiful.

>Bran has known for months maybe even a year that Jon is Targ
>holds off until after he fucks his aunt to decide to tell him
is Bran /ourguy/?

>>86992173
The force is female

>>86992277
Verge of tears.

>>86992111
The North is Scotland

>>86992277
DO YOUR DUTY

>>86992234
>the proof of his crime was indisputable.

You can't just execute the lord of a major house without trial based solely on your autistic brother's visions.

>>86992277
Hol up

>Lyanna was actually a dumb whore who threw the whole kingdoms into war

There are homewreckers
Then there are kingdom/dynasty-wreckers

Why did the lords of the Vale ignore Baelish? No one fucking cares about loyalty or oath anymore?

>>86992317
what no. I enjoy both the classic hero stories and anything that subverts them. I don't dislike Lord of the Rings for example even though roles are pretty well defined there and it's a hero's journey. It's just that most of asoiaf's world building is wasted if they just turn it into "Targs and friends vs the undead".

>>86992378
He just wants more voyeur porn

>>86992347
>Why the fuck do the Night's Watch/ Wildlings keep a giant god damn forest 30 yards from the wall?
In the books they talk about how they dont have enough men to keep cutting the forest back and that it's encroached way too close to the wall.

>>86992356
>an autistic kid that watches too much anime

4chan should like it then.

>>86992317
GoT was popular in season 3-4 you stupid nigger

>>86992356

more like shitty writing because the writers and actors just want to be fucking done with this rushed, and contrived piece of shit plot.

>>86992399
they never trusted him, the only reason they tolerated him was because of that story sansa told them

>>86992378
People who use that term "/ourguy/" don't matter, anon. In a better world not one of you would survive the camps.

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rip cia

>>86992378
He's the new servant of CHAOSH

>>86992277
"Was he bigger than me?"

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>>86991768
I thought it was Viserys for a few seconds desu

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>HE DIDNT CRY SO GOOD!

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Has there ever been a more cucked man that pic related?

>>86992324
>REEEEEE ITS UNFAIR BECAUSE EVERY OTHER HOUSE DOESNT HAVE THE ABILITY TO TAME DRAGONS REEEEEE

Bobbys warhammer was too big, unfair advantage, hed be nothing if he just used a regular sword

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Where are my piratebros at?

He will save Stannis you know that right?

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Peter Dinklage is a good actor

>>8699239

the Scottish as a people have some parallels I guess, but:

>a vast land, where every invader gets fucked by winter
>Scotland

>>86992347

They address this exact point in the show.

Mance Rayder says the nights watch used to cut the forest back, but because of the lack of men on the wall they can't do it anymore.

A showfag with the memory of a goldfish wouldn't remember that though :^)

>>86992432
is this autism?

>>86992438
Viserys is actually handsome though.

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And Harrenhal

I if Cersei were to die suddenly, who would be next in line for the throne?

>>86991994
this

even if jaime had no titles, this is a man who stood with his men and charged a dragon

they have no loyalty to cersei but they do to jaime, i'm pretty sure that half the lannister bannermen would follow him north

>>86992445
At least he wasn't listening to them fuck like Tyrion

And wtf was up with Tyrion spying on the boatsex?

>>86992317
the show was iterally advertised that way

even the norms got it
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/2i0t91/spoilers_all_what_tropes_has_grrm_actually/

>>86992398
thousands died so rhaegar could smash northern pussy to fulfill his (((prophesy)))

>>86992347
because there was never a big army assaulting the wall like that, and they probably can use the wood and stuff, remember that the expeditions outside the wall was a really rare thing and mostly done by small squads or lone scouts

>>86992440
SANSHA PLEASE

WHAT ABOUT HARRENHAL?

I SHUPOSHE THAT THAT'S OFF THE TABLE ASH WELL?

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>>86992445
Honestly? Probably not.

>>86992315

Well Cersei is Queen Regent, I suppose she as the head Lannister appointed him as their commander.

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GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

>>86992476
her fetus

>>86992399
Everyone knows Baelish is a worm, they were just looking for an excuse to fuck him over ever since he threatened Royce.

>>86992467
I said burn it down you fucking faggot, not cut it slowly.

>>86992501
i like how the camera panned to Jorah when Jon proposed they go on the boat together.

>>86992519
What's this cunts name again?

>>86991828
Download popcorntime. Thank me later, it's not a website so they can't ban it.

>>86992549
BICKON BONES

Why is Tyrion part of the Dany friendzone now?

>>86991768
did they recycle vyseris' wig?

>>86992446
bobby was fokken stronk m8

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>>86992459
This might be the only time this season he actually got to do some acting

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>tfw the Nights Watch and that big ass wall stretching for hundreds of miles were utterly useless...

So I'm really supposed to believe that only now did Bran go back to hear Lyanna say "His name is Aegon Targaryen?

>>86992224
he loved neither Cat nor Sansa, he just wished to get into the Starks to get some political power.
he could have got what he wanted just fine if he just didn't send his virgin waifu to get raped by the most batshit insane guy in all Westeros

>>86992501
>she's on top and he's bottom
lel

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>>86992400
Like it or not ASOIAF isn't just about subverting tropes, in fact it has tropes in every page. GURM maybe wanted to subvert some tropes but he's a huge hypocrite and doesn't keep to his """principles""".

>>86992530
Its always covered in snow.

>>86992476
The babby.

>>86992445
Bobby?

>>86992474
I shupposhe thatsh off the table ash wh-hhhhuhhhghghhhh *gurgling*

>>86992549
Dickings

>1 season to go
>still teasong cleganebowl
IS IT GOING TO HAPPEN OR NOT?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Are they, dare I say it, /ourguys/?

>>86992356
Even the little things are autistic. Like when the Hound went up and talked to the Mountain, why did everybody stop and watch them have a conversation? That would only make sense if everybody in the scene was a fan of the show and were frequent readers of reddit fanfic theories.

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>push a romance between Jon and Dany all season
>suprisingly well done, but screen time and focus on them detracts from other characters and affects overall quality
>immediately after season finale airs DABID and actors (Peter, Kit, and Emilia) all start acting like the Jon Dany relationship is doomed to fail and Jon and Dany are doomed

What did they mean by this? The Jon Dany romance was one of the only good things in an otherwise forgettable season.

Are the actors and D&D trying to start fake drama to keep people interested? Would the mad men actually spoil S8 details in interviews??

>>86992043
He confessed to Lysa Arryn's murder right away. What the fuck else kind of "proof" do you want? Did you not notice the Knights of the Vale refusing to help him?

>>86992607
>The Jon Dany romance was one of the only good things
you have got to be joking

>>86991833
noticed dany's new winter coat in e06? yeah...

>>86992173
Noticed this too. They made a big deal of having Sansa NOT be the one who swung the sword. I feel like she's leaning more Lannister/Bolton than Stark at this point.

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>A mercenary company has an army as big as a Kingdom's

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A WHITE MAN IS THE TRUE RULER OF THE KINGDOMS. AS IT SHOULD BE.

The Dany BTFO will be so immensely satisfying.

>>86992568
But natural abilities are unfair apperently. So he has to usr regular weapons like everyone else, and he cant swing full force, only thw force of a regular man

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>>86992607
>The Jon Dany romance was one of the only good things in an otherwise forgettable season.
wut

>>86992501
>that position

Jesus christ. With all of Dany's cockless man servants and the blatant YAS QUEEN overtones this whole season this scene may have well included Danery's shoving her big giant clit into Jon's ass.

>>86992476
Qyburn would serve as temporary King until the next living Baratheon is found.

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>>86992445

>>86991768
They blew all the budget on CGI and nothing was left to get a half decent wig and makeup

>>86992575
Yeah, that thing bothered me too

>>86992600
So is the other Aegon going to show up next season or what?

>>86992347
They used to, but they no longer have the manpower.

>>86992627
You do if you want to be the best one.

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Is this the Mastodon dude?

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>>86992607
The Jon Dany romance was one of the only good things in an otherwise forgettable season.

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>Shows scenes with Littlefinger conspiring with the Northerner and Vale leader
>In the end didn't amount to much
What was the point of that?

I'm mad Jaime didn't draw his sword and threatened both Gregor and Cersei.

>>86992607
>The Jon Dany romance was one of the only good things

t. book reader.

>thinks an incest relationship will be totally cool

t. shipping retard

Go wash your vagina you stupid dumb cunt.

>>86992627
tbf the golden company are more than just a mercenary company, but this hasn't been mentioned in the show so it seems fuckign ridiculous

>>86992579
Khaleesi is for FEMDOM

link to the leaks anyone???

>>86992579
>>86992649
>getting triggered by sex positions

>>86992690
I wouldn't know, I don't listen to shit music

>>86992476
are we talking from their point of view or us as the viewers who know more than the characters? are you considering just the iron throne as it is now or the targaryen line as well?

>>86992672
i hope not, it would look absolutely retarded to have two Aegons, it's also too late
fucking hell, they should have just given Jon a different name and reveal Aegon in season 5 or 6

WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK?? SHIT WRITING FUCK

>>86992239
Wait till S8 shows that Jaime is Aerys II's eldest son and is actually the rightful king as well as Azor Ahai

Jaime is the prince that was promised, he will use the sword of Ice and Fire, widows wail to kill his love, his sister

What exactly do the golden company do when they arent being hired by cersei. Is there really that many great wars going on, on planetos that they have constant work? Are they just LARPing NEETs?

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>tfw Theon has no cock reveal

>>86992580
>he did sort of say
Does this fat fuck know that he agreed to the show and gets paid handsomely for it? Why is he being such a spazz? Just tell them what your plan was and stop "alluding", you giant, fat piece of crap.

>>86992607
>good
What? The camera angles, music, and other characters doing a whole lot of telling worked very hard, but in the end, the breakneck pacing and Kit and Emilia's incompetent acting made the whole thing awkward, unconvincing, and hollow.

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>>86992607
>The Jon Dany romance was one of the only good things in an otherwise forgettable season.

>>86992324
>targs still aren't anything without their dragon to protect them
just like anyone else is in westeros without some magical power or weapon, even the greatest swordman who ever lived got rekt by seven good men. Only person that is worth something on her own is Arya (Brann would be too if he could walk).

>>86992572
thats one beady anglo

It's always great to see /pol/ babis triggered thanks D&D

>>86992704
Well who are they? Why is this such a big deal? How are they going to get elephants across boats?

>>86992501
>a mount for ...?

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Cersei should have killed Jamie.
CIA should not have been killed.
Arya should have killed Sansa.

>>86992733
security for whorehouses, nobles, slave pens etc.

>>86992391
then why do they talk like anglos.
t. scotland

>>86992728
>WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LITTLEFINGER TAKE THE BLACK??

Yeah that would've gone SO well.

Dumbass.

>>86992716
>t. unironic hip-hop listener

>>86992697
I literally don't understand what the fuck he was trying to accomplish in Winterfell.

>pit the Stark girls against each other
>Arya or Sansa kill each other
>Professor X reveals he's onto you
>chaosh ensues
>... profit?

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>>86992607
>Jon Dany romance was one of the only good things in an otherwise forgettable season.

i genuinely hope you are being sarcastic, anon

>>86992728
>86992728
He could have:
>Denied killing Lysa, or denied everything
>Ask for a trial by combat
>Take the black
Mastermind Baelish everyone.

Now I seriously wonder of how Elia's life in westeros had been. I mean are her children even Rhae's? Otherwise i cant understand Rhae's psycopathic disconcern

>>86992739
>the entire plot purpose and point of Reeking Theon was so he could win a fight with a random Greyjoy captain
Really got my neurons firing...

>>86992733
I think in the books they were fighting in Essos when the bank just told them to get their asses back to westeros, plenty of city states there so there's plenty of fighting all the time, like in medieval Italy

I think logic kinda went out the window when Cersei blew up the sept then somehow continued to rules King's landing despite having none of the Kingdoms under her control any more and no longer having a good claim.

>>86992151
>annuls his marriage
How does this work? Annulment only happens with unconsummated marriages as far as I know. In real life I think consanguinity also worked but I doubt it applies to the sisterfucker dynasty. And the marriage was obviously consummated since the fucker had kids already.

>>86992208
fucking lol

looks like got took some writing inspiration from capeshit, all these fucking quips are unbearable

>>86992772
>Cersei should have killed Jamie.
considering how he keeps getting redpilled about her, it's the contrary that will probably happen

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>>86992809
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CONGFUSED

So did Theon lose his balls in addition to his dick?

That's what that fight seemed to imply.

>>86991818
looks alright to me dude

I think it was hilarious when Littlefinger asked the lord he threatened with death earlier to escort him back to the Eyrie and he was just like ''I don't think so faggot"

>>86992613
>He confessed to Lysa Arryn's murder right away.
FUCKING WHY? SANSA HETSELF CLAIMED TO LORD ROYCE THAT SHE KILLED HERSELF.

>>86992768
they are mostly made up of exiles and the descendants of exiles from various civil wars in westeros. and elephants can fit on boats.

>>86992445
When Jon and Dany got together and then it had the over-the-shoulder shot of someone outside their door, I was really hoping it would be Jorah with a sad face
Concerned Tyrion wasn't as funny

Hopefully someone will edit it like that

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>>86991768
Good thing they made him look like his brother.

>>86992704
I know what they are, still 20k troops is a retarded number. Even in the books it was not more than 10k iirc

>>86992804
he just wanted a Stark loli
but Sansa got too old and lost her virginity

>>86991894
not to mention that we're meant to fucking believe she had a little word with zombie mountain to not actually do it

>>86992617
>>86992646
>>86992691
>>86992702
>>86992748
>>86992807
Good job triggering the autists anon

>>86992733
Of course their are wars going on. There is never a war not going on. Pretty annoyed that they have never ever been mentioned in the show once and when Dany was running around killing rich people they instead put on masks and tried to 1v1 her army instead of hiring these apparent war gods.

>>86991818
well he is related to daenerys, so i think he looks good despite that

>>86992858
Based Royce.

>>86992818
All proof is circunstancial. Evveryone knows Cersei blew up, but no one can prove it, so they can't execute her, and she's the only person alive more related to Tommen, since at least in the show, The Baratheon line is completely extinct save a few bastards who no one knows and since they are recognized, have no claim at all to the Iron Throne

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>Tormund will never get to be with his Big Woman

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NO MAN CAN KILL ME
*kicks you in the dick*

>>86992821
Maybe the kids arent Rhae's.

>>86992617
>>86992646
>>86992691
>>86992702


Good might have been a stretch, actually definitely a stretch but why would they flip the narrative like that after pushing it so hard? >>86992748
>>86992807

>>86992860
Why didn't Lord Royce call her out as a lying cunt complicit in Lysa's murder

>>86992868
the last dragon, too passionate for this world

>/tv/ a week ago
>omg Dany is so cute when she's in love I want to cuddle :3

>/tv/ today
>THAT STUPID-ASS FUCKING ROMANCE WAS THE WORST PART OF THE SEASON REEEEEE

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>Cersei's terms are cutting Jon from helping Targshits in the rebellion
>Terms are rejected
>she pulls from the agreement
>now Danny and co. have to use their own army to take down as many wights as possible
>most of their army will die, maybe even a dragon
>as NK takes ages to get south the crown has time to prepare wildfire and dragonglass weapons from Dragonstone now that its empty and they know how to take them down
>normies still think that she's an idiot because she's mean

>>86992889
they had a good plan too, go to a small island, kill all the men and take the women for themselves

when did cersei have time to give euron instructions to go pick up the golden boy toys?

>>86992672
don't be stupid. Obviously not.

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>>86992889
I like bearish men so it was sad to see his ass beat by a eunuch desu

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>>86992733
Essos is fucking huge my man
there's lots of different cultures and people and monsters

Kayakayanaya

Kayakayanaya is a city in Essos. It is one of the three fortress cities that were once part of the Patrimony of Hyrkoon and was founded by the Patriarchs of Hyrkoon.

The Steel Road, that penetrates the Bone Mountains, leads from Vaes Dothrak and the Mother of Mountains to Kayakayanaya, which lies on the eastern side of the Krazaaj Zasqa. Fur-clad warriors ride the Steel Road escorting caravans to and from Kayakayanaya.

The walls of the city are black basalt, black iron, and yellow bone.

The city is known for its warrior maids who wear iron rings in their nipples and rubies in their cheeks, similar to those of Bayasabhad and Shamyriana. It is said that these cities are defended by women out of the belief that only those who give birth are permitted to take life at will.

Like its sister cities, Kayakayanaya is ruled by the Great Fathers. Their daughters learn to ride and climb before they learn to walk and are trained in the arts of bow, spear, knife, and sling from the earliest age. Meanwhile, ninety nine of every hundred boys, the sons of the Great Fathers, are gelded when they reach the age of manhood and live out their lives as eunuchs, serving their cities as scribes, priests, scholars, servants, cooks, farmers, and craftsmen. Only the most promising males, the largest, strongest, and most comely, are permitted to mature, breed, and become Great Fathers in their turn. Maester Naylin in his Rubies and Iron speculates on the circumstances that led to such customs.

Over the centuries the city has faced countless assaults from the Jogos Nhai, a result of an ancient war between the Patrimony of Hyrkoon and the zorse-riders of the plains, which saw thousands of Hyrkoon carried off into slavery and many more Jogos Nhai sacrificed to the gods of Hyrkoon.

In the Eastern Market of Vaes Dothrak, Daenerys Targaryen sees warrior maids from Kayakayanaya.

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>>86992772
Sansa should have killed herself

So next season, Jon(Aegon) would ride Drogon and Draenary's will the other one?

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>Viserys is canonically more attractive than Rhaegar

>>86992898
Shit writing

>>86992870
yes 20k is retarded and in the books it's 10k, numbers haven't meant anything since the first seasons of the show.

>>86992315
Cersei is the lord and everybody just listens to Jaime since Cersei defers to her. You'd be surprised how much wiggle room there was in militaries prior to the establishment of the chain of command.

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How do you get JON SNOW'S character wrong and have him not lie to Cersei out of Ned-like honour?

Book Jon is SHREWD. He lies when he needs to. He's not as retarded as Robb OR Ned, part of being a street smart bastard. It's a pretty simple protagonist and STILL D and D manage to fuck it up. Book Jon would have GLADLY lied to Cersei. He even helps Stannis on how to trick the Northern mountain clans (well, not really trick but schmooze) properly in the books.

Christ, how do you write so badly?

>>86992821
>Hello High Septon. My Dad is that insane absolute monarch who's known for murdering people on a whim, such as if his son ask him to. Even when he dies I'm set to be monarch, so it's probably not a good idea to disobey me. How about you annul this marriage?

dany a few seasons ago
>strong queen who doesn't take shit from men and always has her way or discards them
dany this season
>you want to fight zombies for the greater good? *swoon*

I was actually a little surprised by the Littlefinger plot line. With the way some things were quickly resolved in season 6, I actually expected him to be killed the moment Bran arrived in Winterfell, because he would instantly tell Sansa all of the shit Littlefinger has done. Instead, they decided to go through the entire season without anything being said about him.

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>>86991850
I had to pause that scene to be able to understand all the things they did wrong in that scene.
The biggest things are:
>Cercei didn't kill Tyrion as soon as he started getting even close to talking shit
>Tyrion is now stupid enough to provoke the person who he is 100% sure is going to kill her even without him doing it
>every single word any one of them spoke
That scene was so fucking bad, but that is the reason why i keep watching this pile of garbage.

>>86992933
A shitload of long time ago, considering she met up with Tycho a few episodes ago, and they negotiated hiring the Golden Company

>>86992889
>Yara told her men there would be no more raping and killing
>turned out they didn't give a fuck
>Daenerys told her dothraki there would be no more raping and killing
>hmmm...

>>86992939
>the fat man wasted weeks writting the backstory for this pointless world dlc instead of furthering the plot
BRAVO

>>86991886
Yes Benjen Stark mentions it as a reason to why he can't cross in season something.

>BOATSEX
>Bastard
>On top of
>Aunt
>Together
>Succumb to
>Erotic
>Xtasy

>>86992277
noh

what happens if the Night King touches the Mountain?
does he become a double zombie?

>>86992852
What's the point of having balls if you don't have a dick? Aesthetics?

>>86992317
GRRM pretended that its gritty and realist while even Tolkiens world is more close to reality than this fairlytale with tits and swearwords.

all i want to see next season is jaime getting a valyrian fist and punching the shit out of white walkers and wights

>>86992873
He understands stuff though, that has been said before and/or implied.

Even if his dick and balls are chopped off that groin hit would still hurt him extremely

>>86993014
Testosterone

>>86992933
Before they met with Dani and co.

>>86993010
Mountain is alive though, he's just zombie-like. At least in show he never died, Qyburn just did some alchemy bullshit that removed his sentiency and kept his body going

>>86992793
Well because we speak english lad. The Lowlands are England lite.

t. Scot

>>86992796
it's not about what would happen after it's about honor for Stark as seen with Jon's fuckup at the dragonpit meeting
and the honorable thing the 'Stark' thing would have been to at least offer him to take the black

Ned is rolling in his grave while his daughter sentences a guest to death without doing the deed herself, not offering to go to the wall, not even at least sending Baelish to the cells until they had a proper trial

>>86992852
Pillar and stones.

>>86992969
>Hey Jon you're not actually Ned's so you can lie, no biggie. Sorry for not telling you earlier.
Oh Bran.

>>86993038
Wouldn't it hurt him even more?

There's no way that wound is painless.

Who the fuck is even in the Kingsguard anymore?

It's just fucking Jaime as the commander.

>>86992277
>*Record Scratch*
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this mess. The hand? We'll get to that, it's quite a long story... It all started when I was fucking my sister."

>>86992852
so ramsey could eat it in front of him

>>86992885
He's not confirmed dead yet.

>>86992969
Book Jon is also a foolish romantic. It's not TOO out of character for him to disregard reason for a YAS QUEEN moment.

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>NO ICE SPIDERS

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I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kit Harrington.

We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kit. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.

Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

>>86992728
>I'm autistic: The post

Why would they allow that?

>>86993085
It's scar tissue at this point. I imagine it still hurts, but it's likely not as incapacitating as being kicked in the nuts. Besides he was full of adrenaline at the time anyway

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Fuck he looked 20 years younger then.

>>86992804
> I literally don't understand what the fuck he was trying to accomplish in Winterfell.
Literally or figuratively?! Stop saying literally you sound like a fag. Have you not seen every Littlefinger scene since the Vale? It's obvious he thinks him and Sansa getting together could give him influence as North + Vale royalty, since that's what he wants. Please go LITERALLY kill yourself because you're too stupid to live if you can't figure this shit out.

>>86992393
He's not the lord of a major house, Sweet Robin is

>>86993106
Frankenfucker is Kingsguard.

>>86992796
that's not how it works finocchio.

>>86992949
Viserys is canonically the most attractive male character in GoT.

>>86993085
He could just have a calloused skin graft with a little hole or something

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SLAAY

>>86992898
They probably talked before hand, all of the knights seem to be on the same page

>There is a army of 100k undead coming, we need to fight them
>5 men on a rock surrounded on all sides kill about 100 with ease

All you need is 20 good men and the white walkers would be toast

Instead they gave them a dragon

>>86993137
>t. burlington bar patron

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>>86993136

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>>86993134
They were even canon in Old Nans stories

D&D seem to think the only way you can write a character out of the show is killing them

the dragonpit may be the most disappointing thing in the show so far. that thing is supposed to be massive

>>86992942
yea or vice versa. for dany drogo or rhaego for her dead husband and son.

jon can go either way. his name is aegon like the first aegon who rode a black dragon and because of his time taking the black or he could ride the other named for his father and daenerys unborn child named after jons father.

it works out either way

>noh

>>86992860
He was caught off guard probably and just spat it out like most people in the world would have done? And he also knows that Sansa saw with her own eyes. Most people aren't as cool as in the movies when caught in lies in court or whatever. That was actually a more realistic bit of writing in this season.

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>>86992939
just imagine an army of the size of the Unsullied consisting only of these here

>>86992949
WHO is this qt elf?

>>86992809
I mean, they kinda did do the 2nd.
No one wanted to be his champion, so he had to be his own. Arya was Sansa's champion

>>86992580
The books have effectively been getting more and more "fantastical" with each book, it's intentional.

Yeah I kinda hoped there would be some huge unexpected twist, but he grounded a few things too much and I suspect that's part of why the series has inflated in book count so much, he wanted to not have it be too obvious. "A Game of Thrones" gave us SO many hints about everything revealed this episode, there's a reason they've been the big fan theories for like 20 years.

>>86993139
GODS HE WAS STRONG

>>86991768
REMINDER:

Viserys ripped off Rheagar's style.

NOT the other way around.

This is the only sex scene I ever cheered for

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>mfw all the actors having a comfy time behind the scenes of the dragonpit

>Little finger is kill

Give me one good reason to watch this shitshow now

>>86993250
Littlefinger is not "most people" though, he IS unusually intelligent, cunning and self-controlling.

>season 8
>Cersei's child is dead in the womb
>the night king has become a real threat and the white walkers are at their doorstep
>Cersei's dead baby in her womb gets resurrected as an unead
>tears its way out of her while Jaime watches

>>86993136
fuck, I need to cut

Who is the best actor on the show?

Who is the worst?

Who is the hottest?

Who is the ugliest?

>>86993292
But did you fap?

>>86992939
Man, Kayakayanaya really has it all figured it out

S-Stannis is still alive bros r-right?

>>86993302
cleganbowl

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Reminder that Rhaegar and "Viserys" are the same person

Viserys we see in early seasons is Rhaegar

Rhaegar who went to the Trident was Toddler Viserys

Hense why Robert won, but just barely

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am I taking crazy pills? what the fuck is wrong with this world?

>>86993259
Black women from Canada?

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>>86993237
Welcome

>>86993186
>i am going to kill lord baelish fir many crimes
>oh boy i sure hate that guy. What crimes for example
>he killed Lysa Arryn
>... HOL UP

>>86993329
Alive? Or ever on the show?

>>86993324
>it even shrieks and scurries away like in Alien

how many bongs until next episode

>>86993329
>Who is the best actor on the show?
the hound
>Who is the worst?
maisie
>Who is the hottest?
jaime
>Who is the ugliest?
cersei

>>86993332
Bran's narration though...

>>86993292
I was annoyed by their hair though. she still had hers up and jon was still rocking a man bun.

>>86992033
Kaloreesi aside, she's pretty enough while Viserys was mildly handsome in an effeminite numale way. They could have got someone with a similar look who was actually handsome rather than the guy they got who just looks like Viserys but after 20 years of alcoholism and smokes.

>>86993370
It's just further away in the show

>>86993373
>>86993186
Royce probably wanted him dead as well, everyone knew he was a schemer

>>86992853
See this >>86992949

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>>86993370

>>86993373
I'm pretty sure that he suspected from the start. I mean he clearly never liked littlefinger.