34 and a virgin? How the fuck does this even happen?

>>86989723
wait a few years and you'll find out

If i hadn't lost my virginity i would probably still be a virgin, it's not hard to see how it could happen really.

>>86989723
Why would you let this be known about yourself? I mean, outside of show purposes. In real life. Do you approach people and say "I'm a virgin!" or something?

>>86989723
I'm 23 and know for a fact that I will die a virgin. If you're not really outgoing and have average looks, then it's very difficult to get laid.

Did you even watch it?
He's a Mormon.

>>86989829
You're just not an average guy still going for average women and it obviously won't work.

>>86989723
this dude is obviously gay but too mormon to come out

This was 5 years ago, he's almost 40 and still a virgin. Although if you actually listen to his story it's really not that weird, he doesn't want to have sex until he's actually married. Sex really isn't that difficult to get, even for people like him it's literally a few clicks away. Finding somebody who wants to marry you, that's the challange.

>>86989829
>very difficult to get laid
Please, most people in the world have average looks famalam.
If you're not outgoing, try dating sites or something.

Only religion and/or psychological issues can prevent someone from self-improving and trying until you make it, or going to a hooker.

30 here, virgin
no interest in losing it, i don't go out or socialise much
i have very few irl friends

>>86989829
if you're a virgin past the age of 18 why haven't you just fucked an escort?
i mean holy shit, how much of a fucking loser can you be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziE2v_AvRaQ

>>86989958

Wow.

>>86989960
Because it's even more pathetic than being a virgin. Plus, you're still basically a virgin. Paying for it doesn't count.

>>86989860
yeah well, trick lies in meeting women who actually share your interests and who have a compatible personality with your own. it' always weird to read about introverts who want to go out of their way, try it and it doesn't work because it's not them. contrary to what people think not being yourself will only backfire in the long run.

>>86989723
At least he looks like a vegetable, some of us don't have that excuse.

I've fucked 7 women or so. 6 of the 7 came when I was in 9+ month dryspells and felt I needed to have sex because 'le virgin meme'
I regret each of those 6

>>86989723
>i dont kiss on the first date
holy shit this was hard to watch lol

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>>86989899
>Sex really isn't that difficult to get
y-yeah hahah

>>86990042
>paying for it doesn't count
18+ board, fag.

if you think being a 20+ virgin is better than paying a few bucks to fuck someone who actually knows what they're doing, you're retarded.

good luck finally meeting a girl pathetic enough to fuck you and absolutely blowing it because you have no idea what you're doing

>>86990026
kys reddit

dude's rapey af & thinks it's okay because he's got novelty Ts

>>86990177
>calling anyone pathetic when you've literally been with prostitutes
Is this a shitty troll?

>>86990177
You underage is showing

>>86990210
>>86990210
but i've fucked more non-prostitutes than i have prostitutes?

>>86990225
>n-no you!
lol, ok kid

>>86990177
It literally doesen't count you braindead moron
Yeah you pay a whore to have sex with you, then what? what have you accomplished? how did your life change?
I'd say it's worse since atleast before you didn't know what you were missing on.

>>86990242
You've fucked prostitutes
That's fucking embarassing and revolting. You're a fucking gross loser and this is something you will never undue

i'm the biggest neet loser i know and even i got laid wtf how are people like this possible?

>>86989958
33 here, virgin. I actually go out a lot and socialise. Most of my friends get approached by girls and I thought thats how things worked, so since no one ever approached me I figured it was never happening for me and learned to live with it.

>>86989723
It's easy, hate people.

>>86990301
If this is real , you got a lot to learn in life. God , you're pathetic

>>86990364
Why wouldn't it be real?

>>86990275
In Europe there's nothing wrong with fucking whores, it's a cultural thing where as in America you're the literal devil.
Personally, if your wife wont suck your dick , get some whore to do it.

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>>86990177
>fucking a whore just to lose your virginity.

How fucking insecure can you get?

>>86990263
>having sex doesn't count
kek.
well, you keep telling yourself that when you're a 25 year old virgin, my son.

>>86989723

>34 and a virgin? How the fuck does this even happen?
Not a big mystery.
If it weren't for prostitutes i'd be a virgin too, i'm shy and ugly af.

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>>86990375
Because i thought it was impossible for a human to be so worthless.

>>86990364
There's only one thing to learn. Everything is a lie, death is truth.

>>86990411
Which part of europe? In the UK it's pretty sad.

>>86989723
21 year old virgin and I will still be a virgin at 34 unless I die first
>how does this happen?
no friends-->never go out-->no chance to meet women

>>86990411
I live in Europe >>86990301 and being a client is illegal here, not prostitution but a client. No. Its not normal or culture, clients are looked down on and prostitution is a political hot potato most people want to end.

>>86990421
>reading comprehension
i asked why someone wouldn't, i never said i did.
i don't understand how as a man, you'd rather sit around being a virgin and jerking off than actually fucking a real woman because of 'muh morals'.
pretty gay actually.

>>86990042
All men pay anon
http://www.southparkstudios.co.uk/clips/251903/do-you-know-what-i-am-saying

>>86990482
these are things you can change you retarded faggot

>>86990411
>gross loser trying to defend his life decisions on fucking prostitutes
You aren't going to win this you nasty fuck

>>86990462
I don't see what's wrong with his post. You can't get laid at a bar if you're not exceptionally muscular and having a big personality. It doesn't matter if you do the approaching.

>How does it happen
As a 41 year old virgin, I simply don't try, I go to work and I go home, I don't go outside.
My life is peaceful and I don't have much stress from work, I fear I would lose that peace if I ever entered into a relationship

>>86989829
high standards

put a bit of charm on some homely girl and she'll bend over for you

>>86990511
nah bro, no one wants to include someone with no social background in their friend group, it's a vicious cycle

>>86990471
> In the UK it's pretty sad.

Depends who's doing it. Me and a bunch of m8s thought of calling a whore around to our uni apartment for bantz. It's all about context and perspective

It's pretty easy. I had to put a fucking huge amount of work to get even ugly women to look interested. Then I had sex and while it was good it wasn't at all worth all the hell I put myself through to afford all costs of grooming and gym for my body

It was just depressing to think that I felt so damn good in myself after I reached my goals and then the reaction was basically nothing. I got a few fatties interested in taking the d and girls that looked like quasimodo. The reality was just crushing and I decided to never bother again

>>86990505
Both are pathetic as fuck, but I would say what you're suggesting is even more pathetic. What he should do is just go to the nearest bar and fuck the first woman that will give him a pass, that's it. It's nothing magical about it. But paying for a whote JUST to lose your virginity is some sad shit.

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>"Please can we kiss... please.. please it doesn't have to be a big kiss, just please"

I couldn't handle it, had to turn it off and walk away for a moment.

>>86990557
>. You can't get laid at a bar if you're not exceptionally muscular and having a big personality. It doesn't matter if you do the approaching.

God you're sad, go browse /fit/ for a while then come back to me. I'm serious

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>>86989723
You do know there are rules against doxxing our moderators, right?

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>>86990539
Stop shitposting

>>86990585
yeah bro that sounds epic

>>86990595
it's really not though.
what if he's an ugly fat shit? i think you're underestimating how much looks play in this scenario. you're assuming anon is attractive enough for a girl to even give him a pass. why should he bother going through that embarrassment when he can just fuck an attractive escort?
if he goes out he's already paying for some sluts drink, maybe even her friends, and that's just for the chance to maybe have sex lol. fuck that. if it were me, i'd just fuck an escort. nothing pathetic about it.

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>>86990685
I'm sorry that your life is boring , but you dont need to be such a faggot. You must be fun at parties

>>86990754
>what if he's an ugly fat shit?
Then loose weight, better himself as a person. The world isn't supposed to cater to your stupid ass.

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>>86990756
>You must be fun at parties

>implying he's ever been invited to one

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>>86990411
>you will never visit a legal high quality border

>>86990798
Who, me >>86990756
or this nigger >>86990685?

>caring about what a bunch of fat virgins on a Chinese basket weaving forum think about the world

>>86990756
Not everyone is worthless low IQ garbage who is "fun at parties."

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>>86990831
the nigger

>>86990756
>you must be fun at parties
Anyone who has ever said this has never been to a party

Sitting on your couch in your loser dorm with beers is not a party

>>86990667
If you think getting made fun of for your completely thoughtless nasty decision to go visit a prostitute and pay her pimp $100 after she just got done fucking some 62 year old on Cialis is "shitposting"
You're more embarassing than I thought

You made a choice you will never be able to take back you fucking nasty fuck. You made a choice you will never tell your future wife or parents about. Your fucking nasty ass did this and you try to justify what you did like it's normal when it's fucking not.
You're a disgusting piece of shit

>>86990411
Not in my country it ain't. Only truck drivers and 40 year old welfare honeys do it and everyone thinks they're disgusting anyway.

>>86990225
Your underage is showing. I fucked a prozzie for €100 and it was probably the best €100 I've ever spent. She was fucking hot too. Much better than any skank I'd pick up at a club

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>>86990843
Based anon

>>86990890
>You made a choice you will never be able to take back you fucking nasty fuck

Dude, i'm like 19 (not even joking). Go get a life and live a little instead of talking 24/7 to Anonymous people on the internet. Fuck man, this is sad.

>>86990042
>you're still a virgin even if you had sex due to money being exchanged

dumbass. What if you fuck a girl on the first date. Is it different because a dinner was involved?

Why would anyone be a virgin after 16, or maybe 18 depending on your country's laws ?

It's really bad for your mentality to wait too long, you'll make a big deal of sex and relationships and think it's something hard to obtain, or stressful or that sex is bad if you're not a chad with a big dick.

Just get closer to a female friend which happen to be single, set a date, kiss her, and after the third date escalate it to some vanilla sex.
Women don't have consciousness or self awereness, they'll follow what road you put them into.

Some people really make bad life decisions.

>>86989753
REKT

>>86990954
>to wait
You make it sound like it's not possible to try and fail every time

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>>86990797
>having to change his whole lifestyle and workout for years to lose his virginity
>better than just paying for an escort
now, that's cuck shit

>>86990756
If you're idea of fun is watching your friends fuck a disease ridden whore then by all means I'm the weird one.

>>86990941
If I were 19, I would get the fuck away from this site and go out and live my life. Not waste it away here. Sad.

>>86990954
>after the third date
lol

>>86990603
I had to pause the video like 5 times and take little breaks while watching it

27, virgin. I have basically no libido due to a head injury age 12. I'm 6'4 and apparently attractive but I have no compulsion to have sex and if it's a rare day and I feel turned on, I know it'll pass quickly so I use it to masturbate and even then it doesn't always work or last long enough.

I am a fucking wreck of a man.

>>86990941
>live a little by being a nasty fuck with no frontal lobe like me and go visit a whore
Fucking nasty retarded little faggot. Do you know how pathetic this sounds? Do you know your complete lack of self awareness
Nasty fuck

>>86990941
>he's 19
>he's wasting this youth argueing about fucking whores on the internet

top kek

30 year old virgin here

AMA

>>86989960
>if you're a virgin past the age of 18 why haven't you just fucked an escort?
>i mean holy shit, how much of a fucking loser can you be?

I almost did but a few years later found someone I loved instead. Dodged a fucking bullet there.

You think fucking a whore would help, ease your doubts/tension, somehow make it easier. I really fucking doubt it. I would have felt absolutely terrible giving in to that. It's like giving up and eating smashed cockroaches because you haven't eaten in a while and then finding a delicious steak. You're going to regret your cockroach meal forever after.

>>86990078
>just be yourself
>get arrested because I share values that could be seen as mildly racist
yeah not gonna happen

this thread has really given me some insight into this board's collective psyche. are tv, r9k and pol like the biggest crossposter boards or what?

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>>86990992
Same anon here >>86990941

It's better for someone to achieve something through strength and will power than exchanging money. The former is what the Ubermench would do.

>>86990998
>He thinks my m8s would fuck her
>Not just have all of us play video games naked

Kys

>>86991009
I only come here on and off in the week. These types of threads really show how out of my league some of the people on here are. They're just losers

>>86991058
Ok grandpa

>>86989829
how about paying a whore you fucking idiot.

I never undstood this. If I had not gotten laid before I turned 18, I would have gone to a prostitute on my 18th or asap afterwards.
please explain yourself

>>86991058
>Last thing Nietzsche did before he died was fuck a whore and get syphilis

>>86991120
wow banter haha we'll just be naked with a hooker gotta post this on fb!

wont fuck her tho, one of the real jokers of the group might ask for a blowie, just as a joke lol!

>>86991119
I'm >>86990301 and I've never been to r9k. I don't fret about being a virgin, and its only funny to take up in threads like this because people get so upset and can't wrap their heads around it.

>>86991120
>kid that has visited whores when he was 19 years old after too many /b/ troll threads trying to walk away as a winner
Ho. Ly. Kek

>>86991173
Are you alright?

>>86991110
Do you live in yurop?

>>86991100
>muh i waited for love story
i swear if i didn't know the context of this conversation i'd think a female wrote that.

i lost my virginity at 16 and i barely remember the girls name.

>>86990539
>>86990275
>>86990225
>>86990042
>>86990890
>>86991058

Oh man either a roastie or a literal faggot. Whatever you are end yourself in the most painful way possible.

>omg you nasty nasty disgusting pervert!

fucking faaaaaaaaag

>>86990042
hopeless. you hype up sex so much. it's nothing special. it feels good, sure, but man, it's not that big of a deal. you won't feel differently after sex. go fuck an escort. nothing's more pathetic than a virgin that's 20+

>>86990571
dude you sound like a faggot when you say that
wtf is a social background?
you really sound like a kid

>>86991152
Because I believe it's pathetic and borderline rape. Almost no women would choose to do it and they most likely do it out of desperation.

>>86991245
Based, that guy's lost his marbles

>>86991254
>and borderline rape
lol now this is pathetic

>>86991254
Some choose to do it out of laziness. It isnt rape you feminist cuck.

>>86991248
Losing your virginity isn't about the pleasure, it's a rite of passage. Probably the last one men have in the world. You're supposed to get a woman to desire you so much that she wants to fuck you voluntarily and not have money involved.

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ha ha yeah could you imagine?

>>86991254
you deserve to be a virgin with that dumbass attitude. street hookers are sad to fuck, but escorts? they're living the life, anon. they get a load of cash, are classy, get treated like girl friends and you know what? they do it because they like sex and they like money.
those girls aren't slaves to some pimp, they work either for a firm or on their own.

>>86991152
I don't get the "just get a hooker" meme.
Before hiring an escort I would have to first call and reserve a hotel room or something. Then I have to look for an appropriate escort somewhere online, actually call her and talk with her to arrange a set date and time of where will we meet. Then I would have to buy some condoms and actually drive there to the hotel, meet with the escort, maybe have some whatever meaningless small talk and go to the room, attempt to have sex with her and then pay her and pack your shit and leave?

Seems like a lot of hassle for a kissless virgin who would probably bail out at step one.

>>86990571
>retarded 21 year old convinces himself he can't change, so that he can continue blaming everything on external factors
Fuck off, /r9k/.

>>86991374
what's the alternative?

>>86991340
you're talking about love. but you're still human. an man that has desires. get your dick wet, anon.
sex with a stranger is fun and exciting.
sex with someone you love is intimate and fulfilling.
neither of those are wrong

>>86991349
This guy gets it. At the end of the day, this thread is shit and everyone posting in it should be banned

>>86990954
>female friend
Y-yeah...about that...

>>86991349
Being a client is illegal here and the police constantly cracks down on both street prostitutes and escorts. Hotels are on constant alert and working with the police to not rent rooms out to know prostitutes/escorts. If you are caught with one you risk six months in jail.

>>86991428
thanks for contributing, spic
xD

>>86991374
All of that is much easier than trying to get a girl to willingly fuck you when you're ugly af and have a repulsive personality.

If you have money and no scruples whores are the only answer.

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>>86991245
>i fuck prostitutes and that's ok
Your damage control is out of this world, bless you lad.

>>86991458
well then visit another country, if you're living in a country with such idiotic laws.

>>86991408
Man up and force yourself into social interactions gradually until you feel comfortable approaching actual females. Putting your penis in an escort won't magically fix anything about you, you will still be "a virgin" mentally.

>>86991245
How fucked is your brain where you can justify paying a hook like it's something normal men do?

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>>86991523
>guys would rather fuck prostitutes than me
your booty blast is showing, femanon.

>>86991252
You sound clueless, he's right.
Nobody wants to hang with socially inept people. If they do, it's just out of pity.

>>86991252
It's the fact that no one wants to deal with you once they realize you literally have no friends, because they assume there must be something wrong with you, maybe rightfully so.

>>86991612
>>86991623
confirmed sociopaths

>>86991555
I don't really care about sex that much to pay a large sum of money to travel abroad just to lose my virginity. I'm really happy with my life, when I see how shit my friends lives are with divorces, heartbreaks, STDs. I think in the long run I won.

wing mom looks pretty good

>>86991597
because its something normal men do?

>All women are whores. - Jesus

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>>86989992
>0:23

Losing your virginity to a hooker is beyond pathetic desu

>>86991648
>with divorces, heartbreaks, STDs
first two don't have anything to do with sex, last one can be prevented by a condom

>in the long run I won
being this delusional

the right relationship is a great thing where you feel alive and free. being single has its perks, but being in a happy relationship beats it, still

26 year old autist virgin reporting. Anyone else ?

>>86991727
is it "40 years old and still a virigin" pathetic? no.

I'm 43 and a virgin and it's really easy. I'm fat, ugly, emotionally disturbed, intellectually stunted, shy, have an intense foot/trampling fetish and I'm shy, depressed and self loathing, though those last three have to be set aside because you can easily make the case that they're the natural and proper response to being all the other awful things that I am.

inb4 kys old faggot loser; I post on 4chan so saying that is redundant at this point

I'm
Virgin and happy life couldn't get any better , I do a job I love as an archaeologist, play vidya, read books, go to the gym, play with my dogs, go out with friends, I honestly never cared about sex and I've never had a crush since I was 8

>>86991806
Also I can't keep track of all my negative qualities and I'm forgetful and shy.

>>86991642
Delude yourself all you want. Everyone with half a brain knows im right.

>>86991795
at least his dignity is intact

>>86991750
I don't think I've ever seen a relationship that I could compare to how happy I am. People just complain or bitch, oh she cheated on me, oh she dumped me, oh I can't fuck other women I'm trapped in this relationship, oh she doesn't understand me, I want to divorce her but now we're having a kid, we don't really have sex.
I rarely have any grievances in my life at all. So I'd rather chose my life over any relationship.

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Going to a hooker is without a doubt more pathetic than being a virgin. No matter the age.

9 years to go soon T_T

He's ugly and looks awkward.

Know that being said I know people like that who have gfs butbthey too are ugly and awkward - a guy in my street is a diagnosed aspie, ugly, manlet but is still fucking, granted she is repulsive.

I think this guy despite his obvious flaws is shooting abouve his standards.

I'm a virgin because I can't get intimate or affectionate. Ha e kissed and got to third base before though. I hate cuddling, I don't like kissing after 15 seconds. Its more annoying than anything.

>>86989829
With that attitude it's pretty easy to understand why you will never get laid

I really want to fuck an escort but all these shaming posts keep me from really considering it.

>>86991889
t. virgin

>>86991889
Correct, playing for sex is just admitting no one wants you, it's humiliating and meaningless, since ALL The fun of sex comes from The love relationship between you and your partner

>>86989723
What the fuck does this have to do with movies or /tv/ shows?

I seriously don't understand what not being a virgin gives you.

>>86991921
here he comes with the meme answers
I bet you have everything figured out don't you

>>86991925
why listen to perma virgins? just meet with an escort. it's not that big of a deal.

>>86991945
t. whorefucker

>>86991965
Nothing, it's just either losers Who have nothing else going on for them in their life expect fucking The ugly girl They settled with trying to make themselves feel better from beyond a computer screen

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>>86991949
>ALL The fun of sex comes from The love relationship between you and your partner

Are you a christfag or some shit? Never heard such retarded bullshit from a non-religious nut.

>>86992024
How is that an insult? Lol damn you are the biggest fag on this site my man.

>>86991945
Nope.

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>>86992024
i guess for you that also makes me a mother fucker

>>86992044
Might as well tip that Fedora to oblivion, sex without love and reciprocate affection and attraction is meaningless

>>86992081
How is Virgin an insult?

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>>86992097

Could you imagine going to a hooker who earlier in the day fucked some 60 year old on Cialis?
And then going to 4chan telling everyone it was a normal thing?

Kek, how fucking embarassing

>>86990559
>41 year old virgin

fucking how

>>86992181
Yeah but these poor losers have to convince themselves theyre better than before so They come here boasting about fucking a pristitute, something They would of course never do IRL

>>86992097
fucking kek

>>86992215
You become a virgin by not having sex, that's how

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>>86992104
>sex without love and reciprocate affection and attraction is meaningless

>>86992269
lol

>>86992215
By Not sticking his penis inside of a vagina

>>86991612
>You sound clueless
yea im clueless about being a faggot
i never had to deal with these problems
you dont need to have had friends to have a great personality to be honest
i guess its just you

>>86989918
> just lower your standards!!! try online dating!!!!!
what do you think I’ve been doing
how do you even meet girls not online

>>86990603
I didn't even make it that far bro, I had to turn it off when he asked the first chick he danced with if she wanted to meet his mom. I can't watch cringe stuff like this. It makes me feel bad because usually it's good hearted people who just don't know any better that are the butt of the joke. Even then sometimes they don't understand what's happening to them, they think they're in on the gag. Fuck man, why are people so horrible?

>>86991623
>>86991857
nah man you are just mentally ill and need help
4chan is making you worse btw

>>86992284
He's right, you're frontal cortex just hasn't developed yet desu

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>>86992097

>>86990042
i had a friend who told me he was a virgin, my 'respect' or opinion of him changed for the worse, then a year or two later i found out he has been riding prostitutes on holiday, and my respect went back up higher to the levels of when i thought he had just fucked a normal girl

>>86990559
What a waste of life

>>86989960
fucking a woman with a condom on
>fucking a whore without one

>>86989829
Pretty much this. I lost all hope of getting laid at 16, I'm 26 now and also know for a fact that I will die a virgin. But I'm not depressed or anything, I think there are roles people must play in a society, without losers there are no winners, so in this case I'm a loser and it's fine.

>>86992284
Wow it must feel weird being a mentally crippled loser like you Who behaves like a horny bonobo

What's the point of sex if I can just masturbate

>>86991120
Astronomic autism

>>86991857
You're really just making it worse for yourself. If you went outside a bit more you'd see most people are not the 'chads' you assume them to be.

>>86992402
You sound even more gross than his ass.

If you seriously think fucking hookerd is a normal activity or something anyone views in a light that isn't disgust you need to leave the troll threads and stay away from this place

>>86992457
you sound like a huge faggot

>>86992457
better than being a 38 yr old virgin faggot that wont fuck a whore cause he believes they have cooties

>>86992408
You know virgins can be happy?

Surely much happier than you are

>>86992480
Intimacy with another person.

>>86992508
Still better than being a virgin

here's a little tale from 12 years ago:

>be 16
>visit best friend's family with bf in satu mare, romania
>go out, drink and have fun
>decide to go to strip club one night
>it's a normal house with garden and a white fence
>have to ring to get in
>sit there for about an hour or two, drink beer and watch the girls
>hey, let's go to a whore house
>okay
>go to brothel, watch girls dance on the pole
>cutest one come up to me, asks me for a drink
>sure sweetheart, order something
>orders a glass of the most expensive sparkling wine
>she sits on my lap, rubs my dick with her hips, whispers things in my ear
>my friends hype me up as the "rich [country I'm from] guy"
>she wants to go to a room with me
>check wallet
>let's pay for drinks first
>everybody chips in
fuck it's not enough
>had to pay 200€, we still owe 150€ (exchanged to romanian currency)
>champagne was 40€ a glass wtf
>call best friend's dad to come and pay the rest for us and bring us home
>he comes, laughs at us and our stupidity
>hooker comes up to me and gives me her private number and winks at me
>best friend takes her number from my hand and throws it away, saying it's a trap (like money rip off, not penis trap)
those were the days

>>86992522
Not really, I'm quite happy with my life

>>86989723
Me on front

>>86992517
If you visit hookers you can't talk shit to anyone

Let's just take this conversation that you two have had and put it into a real normie world persons head
Do you think you look like the agreeable one? Or the disgusting faggot that has paid hookers?
He's right, nasty ass

>>86992508
It's not really any worse than women getting drunk and having one night stands, but obviously I don't think that's great either.

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>>86989829
Tell any women out there you are a virgin and 85/90% of them will want to fuck you. Get on it matey it all becomes lot easier after that.

>>86992529
Why would I want that?

>>86989723
Im 37

>>86990177
>blowing it because you have no idea what you're doing

I've watched enough porn to know pretty much exactly what to be doing

It's almost like having empty sex won't make these autists feel better because it's meaningless. I don't get why these underage cucks arguing with them don't understand that.

If he didn't make such a big deal of being a virgin he wouldn't be a virgin by now, him fixating on his virginity is a little like cam gay people who make their homosexuality the main part of their personality.

>>86992581
>fucking attractive escorts
>faggot
pick one

>>86992546
Wrong! So fucking wrong.
And if you think I'm a virgin you're wrong.

Do you think if you told a girl you have visited hookers in the past it will be better than saying you're a virgin? Nasty ass faggot

To all you fags who are pissing and moaning about not getting laid, how about you block 4chan and stop fapping every waking hour?
Put a little effort in ffs, you will get nothing handed to you

>>86992608
spoken just like the son of a cuck

>>86992330
I'm only the first guy you quoted.
And no I'm not going to fall for any meme psychiatrist.
I just came here to explain how it happens, it's not like I spend my days crying over how I'm a virgin, I knew I was going to stay a virgin forever since I was 13, it stopped bothering me along time ago.

>>86992608
This guy gets it

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>>86992244
No one is boasting about it. Its just something you do to get your dick wet so you don't have to be (((((that))))) guy. Being an old virgin is looked down on more than someone that banged out a whore once.

>>86992633
>paying for hookers
>a respectable man that hasn't ate more 4chan bait than his brain can handle
Pick one

>>86992640
No, but it's way better knowing what to do in bed than going in as a clueless faggot

>>86992608
this

Fucking a prostitute is not the same as fucking your girlfriend. It's a deeper need than just losing your virginity.

>>86990890
>You made a choice you will never tell your future wife or parents about.
My dad knows I go to prostitutes and jokes about it bro.Mom as well, she said that at least I am not gay. When I was unemployed they even gave me money they knew was going to my hooker fund.

>>86992651
>im not mentally ill
>i did come to the realization that i was going to be a virgin forever when i was 13 and im not going to try to change that at all
>im sound of mind i swear
yea ok

>>86992682
>virgin
>you
pick 2

>>86992587
>Tell any women out there you are a virgin and 85/90% of them will want to fuck you.
Most bullshit sentence I've read in an hour.

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>>86989785
>If i hadn't lost my virginity i would probably still be a virgin
I mean, isn't that how it works? I get what you meant but you worded it really poorly

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>>86989723
>thought he was joking about the belly button lint collection
>they cut to a picture of it

My fucking sides

>/tv/ - 18-24 year old manchildren desperately obsessed with sex and identity

>>86992706
wooow, that's some white trash family haha

Low self-esteem. Makes it really hard to think of yourself as desirable and to approach people. Maybe if the norm was women initiating contact rather than men, perhaps some of these guys wouldn't be virgins.

>>86992664
So fucking wrong lmao
>>86992687
Do you think this shit is like the movie American Pie or something?
If you think paying a hooker so you're better in bed once a meaningful relationship comes is anything other than fucking comedic troll type shit you're dumber than I thought

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>tfw uni friends are all normies and slags
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw you think they all lowkey know you're a kissless virgin

>>86992508
a woman is insecure and lacking attention so she goes out and fucks a random guy

5 years later, she may mention to her husband that she has fucked 15-30 guys. thats disgusting, pathetic (for her) and wrong, shes the equivalent of a beta male, but she is worse and ruined, although she and society will claim she is good for it, despite being an female insecure beta

equally a guy cannot get attention and he may feel insecure, he may wait 5 years and then have one hooker. its nowhere near as bad as the first

>>86992664
Differently from you I dont base my worth or my happiness on how people want me to live my own life, and no, in average someone Who has only gotten laid with pristitutes won't get more respect than a regular Virgin, especially if he's under 30, in which case The Virgin probably gets more respect, Not that I care anyway

>>86992708
I didn't say I'm not mentally ill, I said I'm not wasting time on a psychiatrist because it's useless, and I'd rather do without frying my brain with shitty pills

>>86992664
You can just lie about it.
The only one you're trying to convince is yourself.

>>86989723
>wing mom
What the actual fuck

>>86989723
well maybe cause he's fat, ugly and autistic?

>>86992727
He didn't word it poorly at all. He's answering OP's retarded question on how someone can still be a virgin.

>>86992731
why would someone collect that?

do americans really do this?

>>86992718
Wrong. And none of them were hookers either you nasty ass cuck

>>86992770
You have clearly been fucked up by this place. No wonder you can't find a nice girl
You're a nasty faggot that goes to hookers

>>86992797
This

Literally zero value on the sexual market

>>86992706
I don't have a reaction imagine for how sad this sounds.

>>86992706
>at least I am not gay
Parental coping 101

>>86992330
Classic. Holds different opinion than me, must be mentally ill. It's not even that controversial, everyone is aware of it.

>>86992779
ah i misread you
just join a church
be a part of a cult
meet other weird losers like that
then bang one

>>86992797
NO NO NO SHUT THE FUCK UP

IT'S BECAUSE WOMEN ARE ALL ROASTIER WHOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSS

THEY NEED TO GIVE US A GODDAMN FUCKING CHANCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>86992842
you write like a retard
anyway good luck with being a mentally ill virgin forever

>>86992875
no

>>86992785
You can't lie about it. People know if you're a virgin.

>>86992737
dad has construction company, mom works at university.

>>86992918
Why would you care?

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>>86992875
>ROASTIER

>>86989723
>mormon

thats how, not at all surprised

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>>86991089
WHY?

>>86992826
ive never had a hoomer

when i meet my wife, if she told me shes fucked 20 men ill smile but rage inside and say thats np, then ill lie and say ive had over 20 hookers, she will rage on the inside and we hopefully break up. sleeping wth random men is worse than men buying hookers.


also, if my wife reveals she had fucked X number of men and I had fucked less women, i would go out and get my number higher than hers prpbably via hookers. equality mate, life is all about equality. the world was made where everything can be equal.

This board tries so fucking hard with this 'I'm a conservative' bullshit now

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>>86992778
>I dont base my worth or my happiness on how people want me to live my own life

>>86992910
You don't have any arguments, you are just insulting me.

>>86992932
Why wouldn't I?

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>Women are more than just sex objects!
>What do you mean you haven't had sex with a woman? Fucking worthless boi

>>86993025
>it thinks we are debating
lol you really are retarded
what are we "arguing" about?

>>86992770
>>86992966
Are you a literal teenager?
Both your writing style and mindset screams brain-washed /r9k/ 16 year old.

>>86992932
Virgins have been known to be manic and mentally unstable more than normal people.

>>86992694
I'd imagine tricking them is much more satisfying than just flat out paying.

>>86992918
By that logic, you'll still be recognizable as a virgin even if you desperately paid a girl to accept your cock.

whats worse?
>a man who tells you hes fucked a lot of hookers
or
>a woman who tells you she used to be a hooker

>>86993063
>>86991252 #
"You sound clueless, he's right.
Nobody wants to hang with socially inept people. If they do, it's just out of pity."

My comment you replied to. I thought you were refuting that.

>>86989723
Natural Selection

>>86993168
If you've had sexual intercourse you are no longer a virgin. How is that so hard to comprehend you literal autist?

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>>86992722
Checked virgin boy.
True story mate women like to pop cherrys to you know try it next time you get out the basement. Give them a sob story about waiting and shit, she will want to make you a big boy.

I'm 38 and you faggots are stupid

>>86989960
>escort
Because I can't be bothered to buy from the butcher when I can have the whole cow for a few years

>>86993248
You claimed that a virgin is recognizable from his appearance or behaviour alone.
None of this changes when you pay for sex.

Are you an actual retard?

>>86993203
who?

>>86993199
>nobody wants to be my friend because i dont know how to make friends
i mean if you want to make up an excuse as to why nobody likes you i guess youre right
truth is if people see your personality and they like it they wont care about your made up X and Y issues

>>86993174
The woman obviously. Even if she's only fucked one guy as a hooker.

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28 virgin
Depressed, extremely low libido, confidence of a wet noodle. Also have a small dick. After years of being paranoid I just gave up. I'll die a virgin, man my parents must be ashamed of this loser

>>86993312
>You claimed that a virgin is recognizable from his appearance or behaviour alone.
Quote where I said that. I'll wait.

>>86993203
more rootbeer than you could possibly fathom, faggot

>>86993383
>People know if you're a virgin
How else would they know, if not from your appearance or behaviour?

Do they read your mind?

This thread is making me insecure.

Sage.

>>86993295
Nah, she'll just laugh at your ass and tell all your and her friends what a pathetic shit you are. You're not fooling anyone here, asshole.

>>86993032
>>86993113

I don't give a shit about my virginity, but then again I also don't give a shit about social interaction.
Maybe you're just losers who want external validation and can't live your lives without depending on someone else

>>86992993
Oh yeah, the fedora meme so funny, whatever.

>tfw 22 yr virgin
>black
>majority of hookers in my area say no to blacks
/pol/ keeps telling me white girls have been trained by the jews to like the bbc. but i live in a redneck town and not even black or white girls want me.

gotta move outta here or something.

>>86993420
>he thinks sage is a downvote
lol fucking newfags
youre cancer and a virgin LOL

>>86993416
They know from the way you act around women.

>>86993513
Lol, I've had sex with over 10 different one of them and never had to even consider getting a hooker.

Sage 2.

>>86993416
>he doesn't know about the virgin markings

>>86993527
>the way you act
So, their behaviour?
Holy fuck, you are actually stupid.

>>86993445
This guy gets it

I'm happy, I have a fulfilling life, friends, a family who loves me, an extremely fulfilling job, something few people have, I'm fit, I love life and all of existence, every time I wake up and stare at the sky or nature I'm filled with joy and awe.

And yes, I am a virgin, it doesn't define me, it doesn't bother me, I won't be unhappy only because some insecure loser tells me to be from beyond a screen

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This is why you all need hobbies like Pokemon. /vp/ gets laid with each other all the time.

>>86993557
>Sage 2.
jesus fucking christ dude cmon i need to breathe HAHAHAHAHAHA
watch this thread stay on the first page and reach bump

>>86989723
Should people who are virgins past the age of 28 be euthanized?

>>86993612
Uhm, okay? Stop replying to me.

Sage 3.

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>>86993427
Have more confidence in yourself anon and trust me I have done it a few times albeit when I was younger. It's a sure fire way of pulling some one older, she will always want to lead you through your first time.

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NCS is 40 and a virgin, but the nigger is my hero, so fuck all of you guys.

>>86993578
this
i fell for the lifting meme and couldn't get laid. because im not into the club scene. went back to playing video games and im now dating a girl from university's anime/gaming club

>>86993629
Males? Absolutely.

>>86993685
>i fell for the lifting meme
I mean, it won't give you a personality, it'll just help with your physical appearance.
>dating some chick who you share a hobby with
That's the thing most people should be doing anywats.

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>>86993578
>gets laid with each other all the time.
Like this too?

>>86993639
no you stupid faggot
let me explain to your newfaggot ass how sage works
when you sage all it does is not bump the thread, which doesnt matter because people are constantly making posts in this thread
youre not downvoting so it goes away to the 10th page faster or something
you are fucking dumb man lol how dont you know this?
i bet youve never even fucked a girl you are just saving face

>>86993295
This is somewhat true, I lost my virginity to my current girlfriend, I told her that I was a virgin, it was pretty difficult to tell her at the start, she didn't think I was a virgin to begin with but she was curious why I wasn't aggressive. We had sex about two weeks later and it was good. I couldn't see myself losing it to a hooker since it seems like it would be too awkward for a virgin.

>>86991240
>i lost my virginity at 16 and i barely remember the girls name.

Degeneracy is a crippling disease. Perhaps your life too will improve.

>>86993791
Seriously, I said stop replying to me. Right. Now.

Sage 4.

>>86993778
What if I told you he fucked both of those chicks?

>>86989723
Lost my virginity at 6 years old to my uncle. Alpha as fuck!

>>86993677
Some of the best people in my life are virgins, the ones who taught me to appreciate the beauty of existence and every small thing, all virgins, and they were among the happiest, most fulfillied people I have ever met, of course there are bad virgins too just as there aregood and bad non virgins

>>86993865
>both
What? But on this picture only 1 woman.

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>>86993865

>>86993837
is this some kind of newfag way of trolling "hur dur i was pretending to be retarded" type shit? weak

>>86993764
yeah i know now. but /fit/ made it seem if i just get big. the girls would be all over me. I learned a lot about nutrition which is helpful.

You'll probably be asking yourself that sometime time in the near future

>>86990177
>fucking a whore because you're insecure about your virgin status
Enjoy your AIDS you underage fuck.

>>86993905
Get out of this thread now before I get mad.

Sage 5.

>>86993955
shut up fag the thread will autosage soon
stop trying so hard to seem like youre an oldfag who has been trolling this whole time

33 yo kissless handholdingless virgin here. stopped caring around 25 when i realized it's just too much of a hassle. I did open a tinder profile about 2 years ago just for giggles, right swiped everyone every day for about 6 months, got zero matches. not even bots.

>>86993997
Stop talking to me.

Sage 6.

Are we having another thread lads? THis one was EPIC!!

>>86994015
No one who fucking got nowhere up to age 25 stopped because of the hassle you delusional tard.

>>86994043
>looking like a dumb faggot to try to get replies so we can hit bump limit quicker
its not like this is a good thread to begin with
and seeing by how gay you act its not wonder you are still a butthurt virgin LOL

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>>86994043
Says sage six times doesn't sage lol anon

>>86994043
Whatever.

Sage 7.

>>86994118
>let me tell you your life story.

>>86994163
he look its autosage
i just did what you couldnt you virgin loser LOL

>>86994163
>>86994119
Sorry, replied to myself.

Sage 8.

I'm 29 and a virgin.

Why would any girl want to sleep with me? I'm awful.

>>86993937
>AIDS
what is this, the 80's?

>>86994213
LOL FUCKING DUMBASS HAHAHAHAHA
i was post #310 so i technically beat you to it faggot lel

>>86994287
Thanks for helping me sage I guess?

Auto-sage 1.

>>86993473
Blacks have higher rates of STDs and commit way more rape. Blame your people not the town.

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>>86994313
>Thanks for helping me sage I guess?
>Auto-sage 1.
jesus i thought you were joking about being a retarded faggot

>>86994410
I'm not even reading your posts.

Auto-sage 2.

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>this fucking thread

>>86994693
These are unironically the best threads on /tv/ these days. How sad is that?

>>86991795
Honestly I don't know which is more pathetic.
>"I'm a 40 year old virgin."
or
>"I'm a 40 year old who has only ever fucked whores."
I would feel extreme pity and revulsion towards both. Maybe feel a bit more pity for the vigin and a bit more revulsion for the whore-fucker. I wouldn't be friends with either one.

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32 years old and vigin here.

I only care about this when I need to find a new job. When they ask
>do you have kids?
>are you married?
>do you have a gf?
And you say "no" to all of those questions, people look at you like you are a mass murder in potential.

>>86994829
they think you're gay.

I lost mine to a girl I worked with. I was 23 she was 18.

I would still be a virgin if I decided to go back to school instead of stayed for another year. Funny how things work out.

>tfw 2nd year of Uni
>More well established and have good group of friends

This is my year guys pls can I have some energy

>>86995235

Try not to fuck everything up

>>86995480
Sage reeeee

>>86989723
This guy is gay as fuck.

i'm 25 and still a virgin and this thread is making me a lot more self conscious than i was prior