>Jon Snow, the bastard of Ned Stark, my father, and an unknown

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>Jon Snow, the bastard of Ned Stark, my father, and an unknown woman
>His name is not actually Jon Snow and he wasn't a bastard of my father, Ned Stark, the previous lord of Winterfell, and the father of Sansa and Arya
>He's the son of Rhaegar Targaryen and my aunt, Lyanna Stark, who's the sister of Ned Stark, my father
>Jon's real name is actually Aegon, and his last name isn't Snow or Sand, but it's Targaryen
>Rhaegar Targaryen, the son of the Mad King, was actually married to my aunt, Lyanna Stark, the sister to Ned Stark, my father
>therefore Jon Snow is actually called Jon Targaryen
>*looks directly at the viewer*

What the FUCK did Bran Stark, son of Ned Stark and brother to Sansa Stark and Arya Stark mean by this?