Let Cao Cao be in Game of Thrones. How long would it take him

>>86988893

tie..up..slit that...throat

tfw no Yi Ti spinoff about magical chinks battling the Lion of the Night and his demon armies.

He didn't even manage to unite China and his dynasty didn't even last that long

>>86988893
is Lu Bu the equivalent of the Grayjoys

>>86988893
If he has Chinese army then never

>>86988893
>tfw too smart to keep doctor alive to cure my brain cancer

>>86989208
I'd love to see shit going on in Essos. The three way war for Yi Ti would be cool to watch.

source?

>>86989459
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Kingdoms_(TV_series)
Should be able to find the torrent with all episodes subbed by Jiang Hu

>>86989505
thx bud.

hope u get to cum in your aunt

>tfw the show did everything it could to make Cao seem evil but he still the best character

>>86989569
After Zhuge Liang

>>86988893
Do they have teleporting device?

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>>86989605
AHHHHH LIU BEI HELP MEEEEEE

Who would serve under Cao Cao? The man needs an army afterall.

>>86989540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcZ2zq82ebA&list=PLQgby8Rb0ImEP4108x04Feg2dBvuDADJG&index=1

>>86989685
hao ba hao ba

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>>86989605

Sima Yi was the best guy

>>86989685
Fucking Rekt

>>86990577
>get trolled by Zhuge Liang even in death
Naw

>>86992133
>>86990577
LOLOLOLOLOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvAkeCIbNxU

>>86989686
a million chinese peasants. they could hire a million somalians to play them since diversity means black people.

He would have been like a non-retarded Stannis but without his legitimacy.

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>Cao Cao
>Not Liu Bei
>Not Liu Bei without his brothers shitting everything up for everybody
/BENEVOLENCE/ WHERE WE AT

>>86990253
Where do you get these memes?

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>>86992133
>>86992273

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>>86989685
Why must heaven favor Sima Yi

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>>86992552
/peasanteating/ where we at?

>>86992552
benevolence is code for baby spiking

>>86992986
Give me the sweet release of death

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We all know who best boy was

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>>86989685
DAAAADUDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>86993187
What the fuck happened to him in his last days? Why would he suddenly support the Han?

>Zhuge Liag actually killed a man with just words
that was kino

>>86988893
>Accidentally killing a house

s-sorry

>>86993287
He was always a hanfag, it was only when cow cow got given a royal title the penny dropped

How come there are no tits in Three Kingdoms? I can't fap to Liu Bei and Zhang Fei

>>86993466
So he was okay with assisting in making the Emperor his bitch all this time? I think he had a change of heart in the end but it was weird

>>86993658
women ruin everything

see GoT

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>>86993386
Best uncle ;_;

>>86993287

In real history, Cao Cao was probably as much of a Hanfag as him. He got a bad rap because of what his son, Cao Pi, did.

>>86993658
Because true kino doesn't need boobs to keep your attention.

>>86993850
*teleports behind you*
sorry uncle, nothing personal

>>86993668
To be fair the last few emperors were bitches to various cliques, cao cao seemed like the best warlord out of the lot.

Three kingdoms is what Got should be without the girl powers and meme magic bullshit

GRRM is such a fucking hack, can't even compare to a chink in 16th century.

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cow cow is very very evil

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>Brothers! Let's all insult Zhou Yu together
I love Cao Ren.

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>Lu Bu has entered the battlefield!
>Friendly morale is dropping!
>Friendly morale is dropping!
>Lu Bu has captured an outpost!
>Friendly morale is dropping!
>Friendly morale is dropping!

>>86993975
Well he was better than the people who had him not eat meat for two years for sure. But he killed the Han's unborn heir, he knew it was happening sooner or later and he still served him with all he had

Guan Yu vs Lu Bu one on one
Who wins?

>>86994663
Lu Meng

>>86988893
got politics is too retarded for an actual genius to work within

>>86992630
Probably /eagg/ on /vg/.

>>86992133
And yet he got the last laugh, his son conquered shu and his grandson conquered wu.

>>86992552
Wei/jin = 4chan
Shu = reddit

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If anything he should be careful with the Greyjoys

Is this show any good? How does it compare to The Sopranos, The Wire or Mad Men? Or is it more like GOT and TWD?

>>86993872
I really liked Cao Pi in the few episodes where he was emperor, he was even better than Cao Cao at humiliating the emperor and everyone that opposed him.

>>86995895
What about Wu?

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>>86988893
About 3 weeks.

>>86996044
Nobody cares about wu so I guess:
Wu = mpc

>>86995826
>Most modern Chinese identify as Han
You sure?

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An army of a hundred thousand undead?

>HMPH I WANT A CHALLENGE

>>86996137
They call themselves Han Chinese because the Eastern Han dynasty was basically their Roman empire when it was at it's peak and thus their greatest time in history. The three kingdoms era however took place when the Eastern Han dynasty had lost most of it's power and prestige and was long overdue for a new dynasty.

Daily reminder while Lu Bu and Zhou Yu arguing who would fuck Diao-chan the Red Hare plowed her everyday

>>86996004
>Is this show any good?
Yes, it does take some getting used to though due to the cultural practices you don't understand and every character having two names (Cao Cao for example has the style name Cao Mengde)
>How does it compare to The Sopranos, The Wire or Mad Men? Or is it more like GOT and TWD?
It had the highest budget a Chinese series ever had (30 million) but that does not come close to the budgets of western series (mad men for example had a budget between 1.5 and 3 million per episode) thus the production values of battle scenes are a little lacking from time to time, the politics and dialogue are great though.

>>86996004
I wouldnt say its like any of them. It is certainly corny almost anime shonenesque at times and chinks have this weird over the top way of editing and placing music.

But the politics and intrigue and production designs are pretty good. Its just interesting to watch from a western, feels like fantasy and it kind of is based on fantasy.

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Sima yi will always be the best boy

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ACCEPT SIMA YI AS YOUR CEO

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>>86997566
>Swallow everything cao cao has
What did he mean by this?

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>>86997955
he meant--> unify china, rule china

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cao cao is /ourguy/ tho

>>86996565
>chinks have this weird over the top way of editing and placing music.
I liked the music, it was just a shame that they kept using the same few tracks for the same types of situations.

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I think they have already built a wall and defended it. But literally forgettable because ZYM had lost it

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>>86996319
>implying she wasnt getting MIGHTED on a daily basis

>>87001352
Such a shame that the show did not have an episode featuring the battle of hefei.

>>87001352
Was that before red cliff? Why would the show skip this

>>87004110
It was after Red Cloff and was only mentioned by Lu Su against Zhou Yu in the extremely annoying plotline where Zhou Yu was being very obtuse and was looking for excuses to go to war with Shu.

>>86994284

Remind me...he kills him because he has already killed his family due to a misunderstanding, right?

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this thread reminds me of some /hist/ anon that posted greentext stories of the Dynasty Warriors franchise with irl of the Han era
>pic related 1/?

>>87004643
>he kills him because he has already killed his family due to a misunderstanding, right?
Yes

>>87004491
Uh I wasn't paying good attention during these episodes. Zhou Yu's inferiority complex plot was hard to watch

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>>87004798
2/?

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>>86989569
Evil is just a matter of perspective. He wasn't doing anything other warlords weren't, he just wasn't hiding himself behind the veneer of restoring the corrupt Han dynasty to power. This is the the primary reason why Cao Cao got branded as a villain in centuries to come due to Han sympathizers.

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>>87004944
3/?

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best girl incoming

Was this three kingdoms show legit good? I love ancient chinese history and loved the battle of red cliff movie so should I watch this?

>>87005119
The politics are great and you'll learn a thing or two about the culture as well.

/Hist/anon had more stories apperently and a lot funnier ones but i dont think anyone saved them

>>86988893
I love this show so much.

I'm going to wait another year or two before rewatching it so my I can forget it even more and rewatch it as fresh as I can.

>>87005119

I enjoyed it while knowing next to nothing about the Three Kingdoms period. Sounds to me like this is tailor-made for you.

>>86989270
Lu Bu is basically the mountain in TK. sans rape but with extra martial skills

>>86995758
Thanks

>>87005183
Yeah. You'll learn Chinese love their fake forced laughing.

>>87005396
Lu Bu wasnt even strong in real life. Zhang Liao shouldve been Lu Bu.

tell me about the writers of this show, why did they hate Zhou Yu so much?

why is the Three Kingdoms so popular with white people?

>>87005183
>watch show
>battle about to start
>WHO WILL FIGHT GUAN YU?
>Dadudu I will slay Guan Yu!
>HAO. HAO.

Kek

>>86994663
it took Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Liu Bei in their fighting prime to TIE Lu Bu.

why the fuck would 1 on 1 not be Guan Yu getting assraped to death?

Lu Bu wasn't a good strategist or leader, but the fucker was the best fighter.

>>87005574

I don't think it is. You might just be confusing Dynasty Warriors fandom with 3K popularity.

>>87001352
based Demon of He Fei

that part of the books is the absolute shit.

>>87004730
I can't begin to imagine D&D rewriting this.

>>87005621
>it took Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Liu Bei in their fighting prime to TIE Lu Bu.
In the books, not real life nigger

>>87005621
Guan Yu was about to kill him before Liu Bei stopped him m8.

And, why isn't Lu Bu the God of War instead of Guan Yu if he is so much better?

>>87005904
becaue Lu Bu sucked as a strategist, commander and leader, all things a proper God of War would need.

the fact that Guan Yu was around so long, was a prominent fighter in his youth/prime, and as he got older, found himself commanding victories is what made him the God of War.

>>87005904
He's not just the god of War, but also the god of honor and oath keeping etc.

Where can I watch this show in HD?

>>87005904
>In the Western world, Guan Yu is sometimes called the Taoist God of War, probably because he is one of the most well-known military generals worshipped by the Chinese people. This is a misconception of his role, as, unlike the Greco-Roman deity Mars or the Norse god Týr, Guan Yu, as a god, does not necessarily bless those who go to battle, but rather people who observe the code of brotherhood and righteousness.
Also, Lu Bu is a traitorous cunt that everyone hated.

pick your side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk9MzFD9T-Q

>>87006078
>oathkeeping
>keeps Jing province
>attacks Wu supplies

>>86996221
CAN ANYBODY PROVIDE ME WITH A DECENT CHALLENGE?

>>87004798
>>87004944
>>87004992
Gold