Early Reviews Are In - CLOWNKINO

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

>>86985986
nice pasta. literally 5 seconds after I posted this

Please start banning these obvious sellswords with their "early reviews" shite

Everyone knows only the lowest of the low go to see something as soon as it comes out

>>86985971

Pennywise's voice is awful in this. He sounds like a retarded Scooby Doo has sex with the Joker. Curry's version was awesome: funny, obscene and horrifying at the same time.

>>86985971
Fucking nice.

>>86986012
This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

>>86985971
All lies.

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Beep beep Ritchie

>>86987130
kek

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>jump scares are scary
>child actors make good movies
>its a remake of a book so you practically knows what's gonna happen
>best movie of the year
>plebs actually payed to see early releases of this shit

>>86985971
How's the director gonna feel when he realises half of the audience are gonna watch it for the frog boy?

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>Horror movie starring a league of legends character

Wow spooky, who the fuck's even afraid of clowns anymore?

>>86987223
And another half?

>>86987244
me and im 40

>>86987244
>calling a werespider a "clown"

>>86987264
They thought the movie was gonna be about the daily life of an IT job worker

>>86985971
What do you call that kind of hairline?..

>>86987223
>half of the audience are gonna watch it for the frog boy
I'm sorry, what?

>>86987221
>>86987157

>>86987407
Finn Froghard

>>86987312
Cringe

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>>86987377
just fuck my IT up

>>86985971
>trusting normie reviewers
I only trust the moist meter

>>86987312
IT guy by day
scary clown guy by night

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>>86985971
Those reviews seem so organic and legitimate. Hilarious! RAUNCHY FUN!!

>>86985971

>Internet bloggers LOVE it
>Keep calling #ITMovie
>Use marketing terms when describing the film
>"nostalgia porn" meets "nostalgia porn"


So it's a solid 6/10 at absolute best.

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>when Bill freaked on set again

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>>86987834
One would say the authors are..... critics!!!

more excited about the new chucky.

>>86987244
No one's ever claimed to be scared of clowns. Just like being afraid of Freddy doesn't mean I am scared of burn victims. Burns victims are just unsettling unless it's a hot chick somehow. Same with clowns. They're unsettling unless with their clothes and make up unless there's a hot chick wearing it. If they eat a child and my parents don't believe me then she gets upgraded to scary. All this means are murderers scare me.

>>86987834
GOIN GET LITTY!

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>absolute kino confirmed
Will /tv/ EVER be right?

>>86988180
MOMS GONNA FLOAT

>>86988026
>Burns victims are just unsettling unless it's a hot chick somehow

>>86988026
>like being afraid of Freddy doesn't mean I am scared of burn victims
>scared of burn victims
umm, sorry but... how about a fucking murderglove with iron fucking claws?

>>86988487
never

>>86988487
We were with IT the whole time